Geisha House girls

[Chimil Detin]

I've never been there. It's sort of intriguing. I think I'm too private, though. The idea of sitting in a lobby with other dudes waiting to be the eleventh guy that day to be sucked off by some chain smoking ex-stripper just isn't my thing. I'd rather do that in the bowels of the Rodeway. LOL.

Anyway, here are the possible reasons you don't see a whole lot of activity:

* There isn't anything really new or exciting to report.

* It's actually a gold mine of the hottest and most amazing sex you'll ever have and all the old timers are keeping it a secret.

* It's a crap shoot and no one wants to admit to wasting time or money on it.

I'm curious to hear an assessment from guys who go there, not just my baseless conjecture.

The last time I got actual services there was a couple years ago mid-shutdown. Case counts were low and I was horny.

I will call about names and do a cross-check with reviews once in a while. However, the talent has never been so overwhelmingly awesome that I've been like, "I *must* go. " Of all the times I've visited, two, maybe three, girls have met my threshold for "OK, I'll pay for this. " I've had just as many times when I've gone, seen the lineup, politely declined and walked out as times I've received services. The couple times I've checked in the last couple years have done nothing to change that thinking.

It's a mild shame because it's not a bad setup and the girls do not give any impression they're poorly treated. I don't think it's been around as long as it has without everything being reasonably copacetic for everyone involved. But I have to really be in the right mood to even try, knowing there's a good chance it will just be an empty trip to the east side.

The variables of hotness, value and service all have to be weighed. I weigh hotness much higher than some others, and service lower. Accordingly, here's my Madison order of ops right now:

1. Silk. For $125, you can put your hands on a very hot naked woman sitting in your lap for 10 minutes. It'll go no further, but I can think of a lot of worse ways to spend 10 minutes.

2. Hooters. For $20, you can talk and flirt with a hot bartender, get some wings and watch ESPN. If you've got game, maybe you can even try to arrange something, though if you're reading this, chances are you don't. Again, though, spending time around a hot bartender is better than not spending time around a hot bartender.

3. Bristol. Mostly not-hot women, but there's the occasional needle in the haystack. They're mostly naked and sometimes you might want to take one back and be touchy-feely for $25-$100. However, you may have to fight off some fuglies, some grandmas and some girls who are too stoned to remember you've said no to them five times already.

4. GH. If you're lucky, there's a woman who will get you comfortable enough and turn you on enough that you can get FS for $200. But between the body types, tattoos and bad lingerie, you either might not be able to get it up, or might not feel like you're getting your money's worth.

Yes, GH is at the bottom. I know that's just me, and I know some of you prefer FS with a Holstein cow or a HE from the 95-year-old woman at the AMP to alternatives 1-3 above because you want to take something out of your pants that badly. But pretending to swinging above my weight with hotter women than I can probably woo in the real world is the appeal to me more so than just getting services. And I do think there are others who feel the way I do, which is probably why you don't see many updates here.

[TevaDude]

Yeah, you got it about right. She was pleasant enough and her attitude was fine. It just seems I got lucky with a visit I had a while ago with Lea. She seems to really enjoy what she does and she makes sure you enjoy your time there.

I would repeat at Geisha House, I would just try someone different. To me that is part of the fun of the place, go in and experience something new. I guess the downside is you never know who will be available. I call ahead to see who is working, but that's not a guarantee they will be an option when you get there. Yes, the place is busy, but to me its a safe establishment. I don't have to worry about setting up an incall or outcall with an escort at a place I'm not familiar with, wait for them to show up or not, or maybe someone else is there with them. You just never know with that stuff.

That is what I do before I visit the Geisha House. I almost always chose Lea because she is one of my favorite workers there, and yes she seem to really enjoy on what she does, and makes sure you enjoy your sessions there. I don't really want a worker with attitude problems even though I haven't had that experience yet.

[RogueFive]

I've never been there. It's sort of intriguing. I think I'm too private, though. The idea of sitting in a lobby with other dudes waiting to be the eleventh guy that day to be sucked off by some chain smoking ex-stripper just isn't my thing. I'd rather do that in the bowels of the Rodeway. LOL.

Anyway, here are the possible reasons you don't see a whole lot of activity:

* There isn't anything really new or exciting to report.

* It's actually a gold mine of the hottest and most amazing sex you'll ever have and all the old timers are keeping it a secret.

* It's a crap shoot and no one wants to admit to wasting time or money on it.

I'm curious to hear an assessment from guys who go there, not just my baseless conjecture.

I've been there once, my problem's with the place is you have to call to see who's working what ever time you want to be there. Some of the girls that work there have shitty attitudes, and act like they'd rather be any where but there. So you have to be kind of lucky that the girl you want works when you can go, and if she'll actually be available when your there. Or if you just want random girl theres one there with a good attitude that's your type. The massage tables, at least the one in the room I was in, are very small, very narrow. The tables at the Asian places are a lot bigger I think.

[DBob84]

Interesting. From the report, it's not obvious why you wouldn't repeat. Reading between the lines, my guess is that it was too mechanical? Not even an illusion of passion. Just some chunky girl going through the motions until time's just about up? I would assume that's par for the course for that place. LOL.

Yeah, you got it about right. She was pleasant enough and her attitude was fine. It just seems I got lucky with a visit I had a while ago with Lea. She seems to really enjoy what she does and she makes sure you enjoy your time there.

I would repeat at Geisha House, I would just try someone different. To me that is part of the fun of the place, go in and experience something new. I guess the downside is you never know who will be available. I call ahead to see who is working, but that's not a guarantee they will be an option when you get there. Yes, the place is busy, but to me its a safe establishment. I don't have to worry about setting up an incall or outcall with an escort at a place I'm not familiar with, wait for them to show up or not, or maybe someone else is there with them. You just never know with that stuff.

[Crisler]

Don't see many reports on here anymore so I figured I'd add one for people looking.

I've never been there. It's sort of intriguing. I think I'm too private, though. The idea of sitting in a lobby with other dudes waiting to be the eleventh guy that day to be sucked off by some chain smoking ex-stripper just isn't my thing. I'd rather do that in the bowels of the Rodeway. LOL.

Anyway, here are the possible reasons you don't see a whole lot of activity:

* There isn't anything really new or exciting to report.

* It's actually a gold mine of the hottest and most amazing sex you'll ever have and all the old timers are keeping it a secret.

* It's a crap shoot and no one wants to admit to wasting time or money on it.

I'm curious to hear an assessment from guys who go there, not just my baseless conjecture.

[Crisler]

Don't see many reports on here anymore so I figured I'd add one for people looking. I stopped in a few weeks ago on a Wednesday afternoon. The place was surprisingly busy and Madison approached me and asked me if she could show me to a room. It seemed like she was the only one available and she looked decent so I had no problem and followed. I was lead to a very small room on the first floor.

She was early 30's / late 20's, white, on the short side, but nice and curvy top and bottom. I stayed for the 40 minutes, got a standard light body rub for about 20 minutes and a short CBJ then she jumped on top. She wanted to finish there and did. Clean up and shower afterword and only shorted about 5 minutes. I will repeat at Geisha, but probably not with her.

Interesting. From the report, it's not obvious why you wouldn't repeat. Reading between the lines, my guess is that it was too mechanical? Not even an illusion of passion. Just some chunky girl going through the motions until time's just about up? I would assume that's par for the course for that place. LOL.

[DBob84]

Don't see many reports on here anymore so I figured I'd add one for people looking. I stopped in a few weeks ago on a Wednesday afternoon. The place was surprisingly busy and Madison approached me and asked me if she could show me to a room. It seemed like she was the only one available and she looked decent so I had no problem and followed. I was lead to a very small room on the first floor.

She was early 30's / late 20's, white, on the short side, but nice and curvy top and bottom. I stayed for the 40 minutes, got a standard light body rub for about 20 minutes and a short CBJ then she jumped on top. She wanted to finish there and did. Clean up and shower afterword and only shorted about 5 minutes. I will repeat at Geisha, but probably not with her.

[Sanctimonious6]

As someone who has some exposure to the IT / networking industry, I know there are multiple services available on a subscription basis that provide this information and relatively inexpensive software that imports that data and tracks it. There are numerous inexpensive cameras that have built-in analytics that automatically capture plates and sends that number to the service. There are hundreds of businesses in Wisconsin that use these types of cameras, most of them don't send them to any type of I'd service, they're simply recorded in case an incident occurs. But there are some who do subscribe to one of the services. I would be surprised if GH, especially considering how long they've been around, the type of business they are in, and the number of customers they have, did NOT track plates.

To me, it's plausible that GH subscribes to such a service. But it's much less plausible that they monitor that info in real time so that they know who's in what room with what girl at any particular moment.

[Sinlover]

https://wisconsin.staterecords.org/licenseplate#text=The%20 owner%20 of%20 a%20 license%20 plate%20 in%20 Wisconsin%20 can%20 be, on%20 a%20 license%20 plate%20 number.

I am sure with the GH being a business, they have no problem paying for this service if they use it. But we will never know!

As someone who has some exposure to the IT / networking industry, I know there are multiple services available on a subscription basis that provide this information and relatively inexpensive software that imports that data and tracks it. There are numerous inexpensive cameras that have built-in analytics that automatically capture plates and sends that number to the service. There are hundreds of businesses in Wisconsin that use these types of cameras, most of them don't send them to any type of I'd service, they're simply recorded in case an incident occurs. But there are some who do subscribe to one of the services. I would be surprised if GH, especially considering how long they've been around, the type of business they are in, and the number of customers they have, did NOT track plates.

[Crisler]

Stopped at the Geisha House last night, was waiting room only. Chose the 40 min option for $200 total. Here's what I saw:

Raven. Youngish, maybe 30 at most. A few big tattoos, white, dyed blond, B / C cups, thick hips, taller, attractive.

Ava- youngish too, white, brown hair, lots of tattoos, thicker, small boobs, shorter.

Dakota. Bigger girl, brown hair up in a bun, big C / small D boobs, tattoos, white, seemed 40's, heavy set.

Tiffany. White, early 40's, best body by far, no tattoos, big C cups, trim, blonde. Chose her. Very sweet, fun, light massage, CBJ, DATY, FS.

Good lord, to each their own, but this sounds like a roundup from the Star Wars cantina. Who would you like to fuck? I think I'd just walk the fuck out. Jesus.

[Milo Madison]

These are some great descriptions. Besides Tiffany are there any other "trim" girls working?

Stopped at the Geisha House last night, was waiting room only. Chose the 40 min option for $200 total. Here's what I saw:

Raven. Youngish, maybe 30 at most. A few big tattoos, white, dyed blond, B / C cups, thick hips, taller, attractive.

Ava- youngish too, white, brown hair, lots of tattoos, thicker, small boobs, shorter.

Dakota. Bigger girl, brown hair up in a bun, big C / small D boobs, tattoos, white, seemed 40's, heavy set.

Tiffany. White, early 40's, best body by far, no tattoos, big C cups, trim, blonde. Chose her. Very sweet, fun, light massage, CBJ, DATY, FS.

[Just A Boy]

I currently do not know of any way for a civilian to run a tag number in Wisconsin. You could 20 years ago, but that was banned after some stalking and sexual assault incidences.

Feel free to correct me if I am wrong.

https://wisconsin.staterecords.org/licenseplate#text=The%20 owner%20 of%20 a%20 license%20 plate%20 in%20 Wisconsin%20 can%20 be, on%20 a%20 license%20 plate%20 number.

I am sure with the GH being a business, they have no problem paying for this service if they use it. But we will never know!

[Binder79]

Dropped in twice in the past few weeks. Saw Monica this last time. Before leaving she said this to me: Thanks. (my real name was said). . I hope you had great time like you did last week! So, here is the concern. I never ever give my real name to anyone. How did she know it? Also how would she know I was in last week? She was not working the day I was there! My guess is they look up your license plate to get your name then they must do a background check on you. Your name must then be entered into there data base and I bet notes are made as to how your visit went, what was said, did you tip, etc. Am I just paranoid? Then every future visit they look you up. Only way they would know my name and past visits.

I currently do not know of any way for a civilian to run a tag number in Wisconsin. You could 20 years ago, but that was banned after some stalking and sexual assault incidences.

Feel free to correct me if I am wrong.

[Just A Boy]

I don't think they track you. I have been going to the Geisha House for several years, and most of the time I see Lea, and she does not even know my name, but she always enjoys it when I come to see her.

I am sure all employees are told not to divulge their business practices including to not say your name even if they know it unless you specifically tell them your name. Some may slip up as in my case. Just saying.

[TevaDude]

Dropped in twice in the past few weeks. Saw Monica this last time. Before leaving she said this to me: Thanks. (my real name was said). . I hope you had great time like you did last week! So, here is the concern. I never ever give my real name to anyone. How did she know it? Also how would she know I was in last week? She was not working the day I was there! My guess is they look up your license plate to get your name then they must do a background check on you. Your name must then be entered into there data base and I bet notes are made as to how your visit went, what was said, did you tip, etc. Am I just paranoid? Then every future visit they look you up. Only way they would know my name and past visits.

I don't think they track you. I have been going to the Geisha House for several years, and most of the time I see Lea, and she does not even know my name, but she always enjoys it when I come to see her.