Unattractive / BBW / Over 50 Escort Reports

[MichaelCosmos]

In a mood for some bbw strange. Bringing this back up. Having a tough time finding reviews on Eli and frankly, not sure if I'm willing to TOFTT on this one. Anyone see her recently?

Eli is the exact type of strange I love nutting in. Texted her today and she lets you creampie her for a bit extra. Visiting today after brunch, will report back. Honestly can't wait.

[RoboPimp]

So after writing part 1 a few days ago, I started thinking about who I missed out on due to scheduling issues after Covid broke. So I took to LC to find one of them and reached out. Off Adamo over in the Brandon area I saw an unattractive, large, but not 50's provider. Don't know why I do this to myself as I don't find any of these gals sexy or attractive, but I get into an odd mood a few times a year.

Goes by Pleasure and is really everything a provider should not look like. She used to do doubles with Alice (Starry) below in the same area, but not anymore. Quoted $ for whatever I wanted. She is a lot bigger than her pics (thought for a second as I first met her she might be pregnant, but no), looks much older than the 40 years old she says she is, was kinda dirty, no makeup or anything looking like she got ready for our session.

On a positive note, everything was basically on the table without cover. She has a big pussy gape and almost fistable. Worked in 4 fingers and she came hard. Got very wet. So wet, had to wipe my hand on the side of her bed sheet. Then it hit me. The stench almost over powered me. Like come back home immediately and take 30 minutes scrubbing my hands and junk with Lava soap in the shower bad. I swear I can still smell her on my junk and lingering in my nose. Not over 50 in real life, but she qualifies for unattractive and heavy.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/80432142#.

Thanks for sharing the story. But why in the blue hell would you ever stick you hand in a Wh0 res vagina?

That is worse than sticking your tongue or dick in there.

You realize our fingertips are constantly split at microscopic levels?

That is how our fingernails grow.

[Member #6172]

The occasional bbw is fun. Anyone see either?

Eli - https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7273100233.

Ebony - https://candy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...tampa/80474215.

In a mood for some bbw strange. Bringing this back up. Having a tough time finding reviews on Eli and frankly, not sure if I'm willing to TOFTT on this one. Anyone see her recently?

[My Balz Itch]

You got half your arm in, tickled her until she blew her load. Then the smell hit you?

Something about your story doesn't add up.

Ha, yea, I can see why you might say that. Only 4 fingers and couldn't get the knuckles in. Don't get me wrong brother, there was a funky odor to begin with, but no where as strong as after she came. The after she came overpowering odor seemed like it superseded the standard day or two old provider funk odor for the review.

Ha, you could always book with her and while you're there sniff the side of the top bed sheet by the window. Just get the feeling it's probably still there.

[ChrisPoontang]

On a positive note, everything was basically on the table without cover. She has a big pussy gape and almost fistable. Worked in 4 fingers and she came hard. Got very wet. So wet, had to wipe my hand on the side of her bed sheet. Then it hit me. The stench almost over powered me.

You got half your arm in, tickled her until she blew her load. Then the smell hit you?

Something about your story doesn't add up.

[My Balz Itch]

So after writing part 1 a few days ago, I started thinking about who I missed out on due to scheduling issues after Covid broke. So I took to LC to find one of them and reached out. Off Adamo over in the Brandon area I saw an unattractive, large, but not 50's provider. Don't know why I do this to myself as I don't find any of these gals sexy or attractive, but I get into an odd mood a few times a year.

Goes by Pleasure and is really everything a provider should not look like. She used to do doubles with Alice (Starry) below in the same area, but not anymore. Quoted $ for whatever I wanted. She is a lot bigger than her pics (thought for a second as I first met her she might be pregnant, but no), looks much older than the 40 years old she says she is, was kinda dirty, no makeup or anything looking like she got ready for our session.

On a positive note, everything was basically on the table without cover. She has a big pussy gape and almost fistable. Worked in 4 fingers and she came hard. Got very wet. So wet, had to wipe my hand on the side of her bed sheet. Then it hit me. The stench almost over powered me. Like come back home immediately and take 30 minutes scrubbing my hands and junk with Lava soap in the shower bad. I swear I can still smell her on my junk and lingering in my nose. Not over 50 in real life, but she qualifies for unattractive and heavy.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/80432142#.

[Rub101]

Great thread. Coming out of Covid, I was one horney mofo. Jumped back into the deep end of the pool after my second stick. Here's a few that fit all three of the thread's boxes. Also, some are close to 50, so don't hate because I stretched the date a bit. Some of these I have left a more detailed review on the Escort thread. Pics below should match order of gals in this thread.

Jess, says she's 37, right! My guess late 40's to early 50's. On Florida Ave at a known notel. Was cool, up for DATY, BBFS, BBBJ, some DFK and no teeth so get your gummie on. Rough around the edges, but tries hard, takes direction well and is pleasant and laid back. Room was ok and the notel was safe during the daytime the two times I saw her there. Would see her again if the mood strikes.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/80519852

Suzi, pulled a double with Jess above at same notel. Suzi is a BBW less the beautiful part. Didn't want to include Suzi, but Jess promised to make it fun. Suzi and Jess got into each other and pulled out some toys. Not really into the session I watched more than participated. Was fun and all the same things Jess offered so did Suzi. If you are looking for a double gummie, look no further. Hard avoid on Suzi.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/80163386

Sara, Sinful, Starry or Alice, she's probably in her late 40's and not exactly ugly, but her pics were taken on a good day. Saw her before Christmas and offered BBFS, BBBJ, DATY and LFK. Typical Brandon lower end motel location. Would consider it if desperate.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...tampa/80513428

There are some other ones out there that only check one or two of the boxes.

Thanks for taking the time to do this reporting.

[Rockit]

Miranda over in Largo now is a borderline add to this thread IMHO. Scheduled with her last November due to the high praise of the St Pete guys. Pics on her LC ad are old. She's also put on some weigh too. Maybe not a full BBW, but close enough in my book. She says she's 48, but is easily in her 50's. While some might find her ok looking, I didn't. Also, I think she had me hold 15 minutes to finish another client, smelled like a cum dumpster when I got there and her skin was moist to the touch. She started washing her pussy while I was in her room. Basically an old, fat, nasty SW.

Good news is she has an open menu that included everything but anal. I just couldn't connect with her and her old incall in Pinellas Park area (I think) was a bit nasty. Read how all these St Pete mongers dumped a load in her day after day and I could tell a shower was not taken before I got to her. Then she couldn't believe I didn't want to go down on her. My full review is post #7627 in the St Pete Escort Reviews for anyone who is interested.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...tampa/80220796#.

[My Balz Itch]

Great thread. Coming out of Covid, I was one horney mofo. Jumped back into the deep end of the pool after my second stick. Here's a few that fit all three of the thread's boxes. Also, some are close to 50, so don't hate because I stretched the date a bit. Some of these I have left a more detailed review on the Escort thread. Pics below should match order of gals in this thread.

Jess, says she's 37, right! My guess late 40's to early 50's. On Florida Ave at a known notel. Was cool, up for DATY, BBFS, BBBJ, some DFK and no teeth so get your gummie on. Rough around the edges, but tries hard, takes direction well and is pleasant and laid back. Room was ok and the notel was safe during the daytime the two times I saw her there. Would see her again if the mood strikes.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/80519852

Suzi, pulled a double with Jess above at same notel. Suzi is a BBW less the beautiful part. Didn't want to include Suzi, but Jess promised to make it fun. Suzi and Jess got into each other and pulled out some toys. Not really into the session I watched more than participated. Was fun and all the same things Jess offered so did Suzi. If you are looking for a double gummie, look no further. Hard avoid on Suzi.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/80163386

Sara, Sinful, Starry or Alice, she's probably in her late 40's and not exactly ugly, but her pics were taken on a good day. Saw her before Christmas and offered BBFS, BBBJ, DATY and LFK. Typical Brandon lower end motel location. Would consider it if desperate.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...tampa/80513428

There are some other ones out there that only check one or two of the boxes.

Renee Delight, older, not attractive but thinner. Great BBBJ and offers BBFS if you are man enough for it. My guess is she is closer to 60. It's a bit scary, but she's cool and will absolutely talk you into submission. She is older and thinner than any of her pics. Saw her twice, once at a shed by Busch and the last time at the Tampa Inn. Always leave thinking hard avoid in the future, but after a few months I start thinking about it again due to the low cost and her BBBJ is pretty righteous.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...tampa/80526949

Laci (offers doubles sometimes with Bailey who still looks good), not attractive and heavy, but mid to late 40's with a nice fishbowl look for guys who love that. She's cool, friendly and open menu. Saw her last fall in a location off Princess Palm. Just an avoid for me, but not a hard one.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...tampa/80506820

Michelle Franks, age, check, unattractive, check, heavy, no check. Went for a massage and walked out with a BBBJ and BBFS. I had to power through this one as she is unattractive in my book. She's not fat by any means, but is soft. Saw her at a friend of hers place on the east side of Tampa. No idea what her regular incall is like. Didn't jive with her at all, so hard avoid.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...tampa/80432561

[Member #6172]

The occasional bbw is fun. Anyone see either?

Eli - https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/7273100233.

Ebony - https://candy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...tampa/80474215.

[NakedCowboy69]

One of these threads probably belongs in every city. This thread is for the many guys that have those fetishes. There has been numerous links posted for escorts that I couldn't bring myself to fuck with someone else's dick. (1) For just shame in general. (2) For fear of having to explain myself as to why I did it. In other words, there are other escorts available and still alive on earth.

Here you guys can help each other out without being burdened by links to attractive escorts a slight majority of us would prefer to fuck. I don't understand it at all, but to each their own. Just kidding. All joking aside, you guys deserve your own thread as there has been much interest lately in these areas.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/56984551/

These pics look WAY better than she does in person.

[ShrewdNLewd]

One of these threads probably belongs in every city. This thread is for the many guys that have those fetishes. There has been numerous links posted for escorts that I couldn't bring myself to fuck with someone else's dick. (1) For just shame in general. (2) For fear of having to explain myself as to why I did it. In other words, there are other escorts available and still alive on earth.

Here you guys can help each other out without being burdened by links to attractive escorts a slight majority of us would prefer to fuck. I don't understand it at all, but to each their own. Just kidding. All joking aside, you guys deserve your own thread as there has been much interest lately in these areas.