Outcall story from hell mistakes I made and lesson learned!

[TTY954]

This was three years ago I can still see the entire episode.

Nobody else has difficult outcall stories to share?

[DopeThrone]

You definitely are very nice. I've learned years ago to take control of everything. This is business. I mean. Don't be an asshole of course. But be like. "I'm sorry I don't have time let's just go this and you'll get your cash".

Always bring up the $$$ and they'll shut up, but you can do it in a very non aggresive way.

For me personally. I would never bring a girl to my place. Too much BS. 99% of them can't be trusted.

[Reaper400]

That sounded stressful, if you live with a significant other or wife never take another woman into your home.

Hotel, hotel, hotel, using a pre paid credit card, that's my outcall solution. Yes it ads to the expense, oh well

No mention who the girl is? Taking a ho into your house when wife lived there is down right insane. Women got a sense for that shit LOL. Hopefully yours is not one who sits on it for a while and decide to exact her revenge in the middle of the night LOL.

[Ripper69]

This needs to be a blog post but I don't know how to make that. Mods please assist if you can.

I have a story that is too crazy to be true, yet it happened to me. When the little head does the thinking and you are just and overly nice guy, you leave yourself open to some drama. Do NOT do outcall this way, learn from all of my mistakes please.

I had been waiting a long time to see this girl, and she texts me out of the blue for an incall in downtown St Pete, said she would have a room later this morning. Perfect, my wife comes back the very next day and I am working from home, and I can sneak away for exactly 2 hours (drive and play time). I agree and start driving towards the area waiting for the hotel address. I live in Tampa so I don't know St Pete that well. I get an address and park there (not a hotel) and she texts me a 2nd address, this one is a laundromat? What is going on?

She gets in the car, she did not have a room yet, and in fact couldn't get a room due lack of cash and I'd. I drove all that way for nothing? I don't thinks she lied on purpose, just didn't think things through before she contacted me. She is hot. And stupidly, and against my own instincts, offer to now driver her 30 minutes back to my place. She says yes, and the second I start driving she now wants to go clothes shopping. As she just left a bad situation with almost nothing with her. Of course she wants me to front her $20 so she can get some undies, shorts and a t-shirt (for me she says. 10 minutes max she promises. The first store doesn't even open for an hour so we go across the street to one that is. Oh god this is taking forever already. She dumped the majority of her bag on my floorboard to prove she wasn't running away I guess. Goes into the store it seems like way longer than 10 minutes...

Wow. That's crazy. I would have bailed long before that and just would have went to AMP. As for outcall advice. A rule should be, if you live with family members. Never do an outcall at your place. If you need to see someone and they don't have an incall place, get a room. Use cash. You never can trust these badgers. You don't want one just showing up on your doorstep out of the blue wanting money.

[TomCruz079]

This needs to be a blog post but I don't know how to make that. Mods please assist if you can.

I have a story that is too crazy to be true, yet it happened to me. When the little head does the thinking and you are just and overly nice guy, you leave yourself open to some drama. Do NOT do outcall this way, learn from all of my mistakes please.

I had been waiting a long time to see this girl, and she texts me out of the blue for an incall in downtown St Pete, said she would have a room later this morning. Perfect, my wife comes back the very next day and I am working from home, and I can sneak away for exactly 2 hours (drive and play time). I agree and start driving towards the area waiting for the hotel address. I live in Tampa so I don't know St Pete that well. I get an address and park there (not a hotel) and she texts me a 2nd address, this one is a laundromat? What is going on?

She gets in the car, she did not have a room yet, and in fact couldn't get a room due lack of cash and I'd. I drove all that way for nothing? I don't thinks she lied on purpose, just didn't think things through before she contacted me. She is hot. And stupidly, and against my own instincts, offer to now driver her 30 minutes back to my place. She says yes, and the second I start driving she now wants to go clothes shopping. As she just left a bad situation with almost nothing with her. Of course she wants me to front her $20 so she can get some undies, shorts and a t-shirt (for me she says. 10 minutes max she promises. The first store doesn't even open for an hour so we go across the street to one that is. Oh god this is taking forever already. She dumped the majority of her bag on my floorboard to prove she wasn't running away I guess. Goes into the store it seems like way longer than 10 minutes.

She's actually in the store 20 minutes and I texted a few times to hurry up. 1 hour of my 2 hours gone already! I finally go in and find her shoe shopping, wow really. Finally corral her to get out and she had put too many items on the counter and needed another $20 so I give it to her just to get the hell out and get going.

By this time I know this was probably a big mistake, and not going at all how I imagined when I left the house. She is definitely not a math whiz, this one. But has a great ass.

As we leave the store and start driving, and she packs and unpacks her bag and new clothes in the front seat, she falls asleep multiple times, but claims she is ready to have fun. We agree that after the deed I am taking her back to the same store I picked up at. I offer a couple of times to turn around if she keeps passing out, but she insists on following through.

We get to my neighborhood and I ask her to lay the seat down flat out of sight, she almost gets it right but continues to keeps looking at her phone. Not exactly stealth. Luckily for me nobody saw her and I get in the garage and shut the door. She comes in the house from the garage after packing her bag again and asks to put something in a bag the freezer. She goes into the bathroom to freshen up and she again takes forever, and even uses my wife's perfume (she won't that notice right? Jeeze can we just fuck already?

Believe it or not the sex is actually outstanding, she is totally into and puts her full effort in. But dammit no MSOG because now I am running very late, and getting super nervous. I have to settle for a 30 minute visit. That was the best part of the entire day.

She asks to rinse off in the shower and I agree, of course her quick shower turns into 20 minutes because I have a really nice shower. While in there she manages to use my wife's conditioner and face scrubber. She opens the conditioner to put water in to fill it back up. She sees Me hovering nervously and she finally gets out, takes forever to get dressed, uses her perfume (ugh) and uses my wifes hairbrush and hair dryer even though she had her own brush. She cut the tags off her new clothes and puts it in the trash.

She Repacks her bags once again the bathroom. Jesus she must be OCD -this is like the fifth time. She forgot her stuff in the freezer, I had to remind her to get it on the way out the door (finally! I am at the 3+ hour point by this time of my original 2 hours. About half way back to her spot she asks to be re-routed 20 minutes another direction, no way. We agreed the store already! That would add 40 minutes to my drive, fuck that. Repacks her bags as I drive, stuff everywhere. I drop her off at the original store and she even repacks one more time in the parking lot on the ground looking for her mask. I hug her goodbye and I get home exactly 4 hours and 25 minutes after this started my 2 hour adventure. I am just crazy lucky nobody called during that time. And the fun is just starting.

Now I know I have a lot to process and clean up. I've never had a provider this scattered and all over, touching everything at my house. Get home, run the vacuum to get her hairs from the floor. Have to check the shower for hair and find the makeup on the scrubber (sigh). I find her hairs on my wife's brush (oh shit that is bad! I even find a hair stuck to the cabinet (lucky find)! I find a Kleenex in the freezer (WTH? And figure I am done after washing the sheets out of paranoia. I'm exhausted.

I did check the car a couple of times and leave the windows open to air our her perfume, so I thought. I went one last time before going to bed to be sure with a flashlight, and damn if there wasn't a massive stain on the fabric of the door and pillar from blue eye shadow! How the hell! Ok clean that up, check everything, everywhere again before going to bed. Am I going to be able to relax and sleep? No not really, bad night thinking of things I may have missed. The next morning I check the car in better sunlight, and of course, now find her hairs on the fabric of B pillar. Ok, check the entire house again top to bottom. This is just bad. Wipe it all down again. The worst is the shower, I just know a stray hair is waiting to sabotage me. I probably check it half dozen times. And it never feels enough.

After that adventure, I will probably never have a girl to my house again. My heart can't take the stress. I've had at least a dozen over without incident prior to her, this one made up for all the rest. I honestly think NONE of it was malicious, she just didn't respect the clock, personal belongings, or realize the impacts of her very scattered actions. I can see how they get into these situations where they can't think more than 15 minutes ahead and life comes at them fast. Must be hard to live half hour to half hour. Oh and her phone was dying and she didn't have the right charging cable for it. I hope she used my funds to buy a cable before it died on her.

My wife came home, and knock on wood, she hasn't noticed after a few days. I can finally relive this and share with you guys. If you bring a girl to your place, check EVERYWHERE, you just never know where things land. Take nothing for granted, double and triple check anywhere they stood.

If you have any other Outcall advice, feel free to share please.

That sounded stressful, if you live with a significant other or wife never take another woman into your home.

Hotel, hotel, hotel, using a pre paid credit card, that's my outcall solution. Yes it ads to the expense, oh well.

[TTY954]

This needs to be a blog post but I don't know how to make that. Mods please assist if you can.

I have a story that is too crazy to be true, yet it happened to me. When the little head does the thinking and you are just and overly nice guy, you leave yourself open to some drama. Do NOT do outcall this way, learn from all of my mistakes please.

I had been waiting a long time to see this girl, and she texts me out of the blue for an incall in downtown St Pete, said she would have a room later this morning. Perfect, my wife comes back the very next day and I am working from home, and I can sneak away for exactly 2 hours (drive and play time). I agree and start driving towards the area waiting for the hotel address. I live in Tampa so I don't know St Pete that well. I get an address and park there (not a hotel) and she texts me a 2nd address, this one is a laundromat? What is going on?

She gets in the car, she did not have a room yet, and in fact couldn't get a room due lack of cash and I'd. I drove all that way for nothing? I don't thinks she lied on purpose, just didn't think things through before she contacted me. She is hot. And stupidly, and against my own instincts, offer to now driver her 30 minutes back to my place. She says yes, and the second I start driving she now wants to go clothes shopping. As she just left a bad situation with almost nothing with her. Of course she wants me to front her $20 so she can get some undies, shorts and a t-shirt (for me she says. 10 minutes max she promises. The first store doesn't even open for an hour so we go across the street to one that is. Oh god this is taking forever already. She dumped the majority of her bag on my floorboard to prove she wasn't running away I guess. Goes into the store it seems like way longer than 10 minutes.

She's actually in the store 20 minutes and I texted a few times to hurry up. 1 hour of my 2 hours gone already! I finally go in and find her shoe shopping, wow really. Finally corral her to get out and she had put too many items on the counter and needed another $20 so I give it to her just to get the hell out and get going.

By this time I know this was probably a big mistake, and not going at all how I imagined when I left the house. She is definitely not a math whiz, this one. But has a great ass.

As we leave the store and start driving, and she packs and unpacks her bag and new clothes in the front seat, she falls asleep multiple times, but claims she is ready to have fun. We agree that after the deed I am taking her back to the same store I picked up at. I offer a couple of times to turn around if she keeps passing out, but she insists on following through.

We get to my neighborhood and I ask her to lay the seat down flat out of sight, she almost gets it right but continues to keeps looking at her phone. Not exactly stealth. Luckily for me nobody saw her and I get in the garage and shut the door. She comes in the house from the garage after packing her bag again and asks to put something in a bag the freezer. She goes into the bathroom to freshen up and she again takes forever, and even uses my wife's perfume (she won't that notice right? Jeeze can we just fuck already?

Believe it or not the sex is actually outstanding, she is totally into and puts her full effort in. But dammit no MSOG because now I am running very late, and getting super nervous. I have to settle for a 30 minute visit. That was the best part of the entire day.

She asks to rinse off in the shower and I agree, of course her quick shower turns into 20 minutes because I have a really nice shower. While in there she manages to use my wife's conditioner and face scrubber. She opens the conditioner to put water in to fill it back up. She sees Me hovering nervously and she finally gets out, takes forever to get dressed, uses her perfume (ugh) and uses my wifes hairbrush and hair dryer even though she had her own brush. She cut the tags off her new clothes and puts it in the trash.

She Repacks her bags once again the bathroom. Jesus she must be OCD -this is like the fifth time. She forgot her stuff in the freezer, I had to remind her to get it on the way out the door (finally! I am at the 3+ hour point by this time of my original 2 hours. About half way back to her spot she asks to be re-routed 20 minutes another direction, no way. We agreed the store already! That would add 40 minutes to my drive, fuck that. Repacks her bags as I drive, stuff everywhere. I drop her off at the original store and she even repacks one more time in the parking lot on the ground looking for her mask. I hug her goodbye and I get home exactly 4 hours and 25 minutes after this started my 2 hour adventure. I am just crazy lucky nobody called during that time. And the fun is just starting.

Now I know I have a lot to process and clean up. I've never had a provider this scattered and all over, touching everything at my house. Get home, run the vacuum to get her hairs from the floor. Have to check the shower for hair and find the makeup on the scrubber (sigh). I find her hairs on my wife's brush (oh shit that is bad! I even find a hair stuck to the cabinet (lucky find)! I find a Kleenex in the freezer (WTH? And figure I am done after washing the sheets out of paranoia. I'm exhausted.

I did check the car a couple of times and leave the windows open to air our her perfume, so I thought. I went one last time before going to bed to be sure with a flashlight, and damn if there wasn't a massive stain on the fabric of the door and pillar from blue eye shadow! How the hell! Ok clean that up, check everything, everywhere again before going to bed. Am I going to be able to relax and sleep? No not really, bad night thinking of things I may have missed. The next morning I check the car in better sunlight, and of course, now find her hairs on the fabric of B pillar. Ok, check the entire house again top to bottom. This is just bad. Wipe it all down again. The worst is the shower, I just know a stray hair is waiting to sabotage me. I probably check it half dozen times. And it never feels enough.

After that adventure, I will probably never have a girl to my house again. My heart can't take the stress. I've had at least a dozen over without incident prior to her, this one made up for all the rest. I honestly think NONE of it was malicious, she just didn't respect the clock, personal belongings, or realize the impacts of her very scattered actions. I can see how they get into these situations where they can't think more than 15 minutes ahead and life comes at them fast. Must be hard to live half hour to half hour. Oh and her phone was dying and she didn't have the right charging cable for it. I hope she used my funds to buy a cable before it died on her.

My wife came home, and knock on wood, she hasn't noticed after a few days. I can finally relive this and share with you guys. If you bring a girl to your place, check EVERYWHERE, you just never know where things land. Take nothing for granted, double and triple check anywhere they stood.

If you have any other Outcall advice, feel free to share please.