Independent Massage Reports

**Ahsd41** · 03-04-24 15:55

Originally Posted by Bane858 [View Original Post]

The way I am understanding it, it's 250/30, 400/60 and 600/90 BEFORE upgrades. I'm guessing upgrade to FS would be a few hundred more at each level.

Maybe it was just me but ask upfront at the door.

She's quoting 5-hhr. And 8-hr. Key is to be sure to ask for specifics the moment you walk in. Else you end up like me.

Not trying to rag on her, seen her a number of times in the past and even though on the pricey side for FSBM was more than happy with what was offered because she has a great personality and atmosphere besides being very good looking. So when I saw she'd updated her listing it was a no brainer. Didn't make sure the menu as I had intended as the outfit she had on blanked my mind. 10 min into the hhr while trying to transition from BJ to FS she states she doesn't do FS. It's only for certain customers which apparently I didn't fit. The BJ was great but not 5 great and was very disappointed so stopped her and left at about the 15 min mark. Spoke to her the next day and she offered another explanation about even the hr at 8 wasn't FS needing to be "in love for FS."

She's free to do whatever she wants but I did mention to her she shouldn't have changed her listing to imply FS. Probably should have asked before we started to which she responded yeah you should have.

It's disappointing cause she was such a cool chick and if she had been up front I would have just gone with the regular FSBM like usual. She's still.

Smoking hot and great personality but it's a bit descriptive. Maybe it's just me she had a problem with. But again if you give it shot be sure to ask for detail the moment you walk through the door (despite having been a regular she didn't provide any detail outside of donation over text).

**Jaadwwn** · 03-03-24 21:49

Anyone have any experience with this one:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...row-33301.html

**InstinctGoku** · 03-03-24 11:08

I finally see that she's working independently. I haven't tried yet.

**Bane858** · 03-03-24 06:40

Originally Posted by AlexJavi [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...713-46868.html

Has anyone tried them out yet? Donation over text was pretty reasonable, and girls on the ad seem too pretty. Was given and address to a house in Claremont. Anyone have any intel?

If I had one million dollars, I'd bet it all that the providers there are not the women in the ad. Not even close.

**AlexJavi** · 03-03-24 01:53

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...713-46868.html

Has anyone tried them out yet? Donation over text was pretty reasonable, and girls on the ad seem too pretty. Was given and address to a house in Claremont. Anyone have any intel?

**Fonmyj** · 03-02-24 23:30

Originally Posted by OneCanSam [View Original Post]

On this tale of misadventures in mongering I present to you Jessica: https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...irl-40583.html.

I texted her fairly early in the morning and she had ample availability. So it was super easy to schedule and the house was an all to familiar house. It might just be me, but does anybody else get the notion the cartel might own that house? But I digress.

I walked up to the door and as she opened it she does not look exactly like her pictures. She has acne (which at some point we all did) and I would guess she is about 25. She was wearing a very form fitting dress, that definitely showed her large panza (belly fat) and it was not a cute belly fat, like a little roll. It was definitely the freshman 15, the white girl drinking beers bloated belly type. So I follow her into the room, fuck it I'm here. She asked if I wanted the GFE and for fucks sake I'm glad I said no because hanging out of her g-string was her tampon. Like jkc I'm not a red wing hockey fan, haha.

The massage is nothing to write about, I thought there was a few times she was going to get some knots in my shoulders out, but nope. That was just a tease. She asked me to flip and I did. She hiked up her dress to show her tampon hanging out and her only ASSest. She is definitely from Colombia. She lightly rubs my chest and gets going on Senor Pablo. But, she has no idea what she is doing, she is literally stroking the base of my shaft, not anywhere near the head, which makes me think she is not cum friendly. I asked if I can see her breast and she said its extra. So it's 1. 6 for a HH non topless massage. Finally after about 3-4 minutes of her doing that, me not enjoying it, except for the fact that me not cumming is making her slightly mad. I told her to stop and gently jerk off the tip of my penis and show her.

This abysmal finish gets the baby batter slung and she pointed it away from her. She gets a hot towel and I shit you not, wipes up the mess by doing it in a long stroke that starts at my beautiful Bush and pushes it down my leg. I could feel the thickness getting spread down one leg and up the other. Ugh. She takes that towel, throws it in the bin and say ok. I ask for another towel, since there is still a glob of man chowder in my pubes. I look at her as I clean the rest of it out on my glorious man Bush.

Half heart fake ass thank you and hug, and I'm out the door. I will not be repeating.

Had a very similar experience. Won't repeat. The other provider at this location is better looking and massage quality is better but I've never really connected with her. Reminds me of Ariel of the little house crew.

**Jaadwwn** · 03-02-24 13:24

Originally Posted by TheMassageKing [View Original Post]

Any of you high rollers ever do her freaky Friday deal she runs occasionally? I been wanting to try it out but for that amount of cheese I'm not sure if it's worth it. I saw her once a while back and her body is insane. She doesn't list what's included in the deal but if anyone has tried it out I'd like to hear what's included with how steep the price is.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...day-33604.html

Do Sarahi's base rates include topless, at least? What building is she in? I'm presuming she's somewhere on Camino Del Rio. I'd also presume that "Freaky Friday 460" must be VIP.

**RChangDatyKing** · 03-01-24 23:47

Originally Posted by TheMassageKing [View Original Post]

Any of you high rollers ever do her freaky Friday deal she runs occasionally? I been wanting to try it out but for that amount of cheese I'm not sure if it's worth it. I saw her once a while back and her body is insane. She doesn't list what's included in the deal but if anyone has tried it out I'd like to hear what's included with how steep the price is.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...day-33604.html

Yeah those wide hips and boobs look great. I keep going back to her ad but haven't scheduled with her yet. $300 for hhr Nuru is a bit steep when compared to what I know to expect with Nuru Natalie. I did inquired with Sarahi how long of a session her freaky Friday are and she said typically 45-60 minutes. LOL. I did not ask about menu because I know she would want to discuss it in person.

**HermanMiller** · 03-01-24 22:09

Originally Posted by Tony619 [View Original Post]

She's legit. Massage nothing to write home about but I upgraded and got to FF her till finish.

How much was the upgrade? I think I paid like 2.6 and she licked my nuts. She is hot, but that terrible massage is a turn off. I wish they'd stop pretending that's what they provide.

**TheMassageKing** · 03-01-24 21:01

Any of you high rollers ever do her freaky Friday deal she runs occasionally? I been wanting to try it out but for that amount of cheese I'm not sure if it's worth it. I saw her once a while back and her body is insane. She doesn't list what's included in the deal but if anyone has tried it out I'd like to hear what's included with how steep the price is.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...day-33604.html

**OneCanSam** · 03-01-24 19:01

On this tale of misadventures in mongering I present to you Jessica: https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...irl-40583.html.

I texted her fairly early in the morning and she had ample availability. So it was super easy to schedule and the house was an all to familiar house. It might just be me, but does anybody else get the notion the cartel might own that house? But I digress.

I walked up to the door and as she opened it she does not look exactly like her pictures. She has acne (which at some point we all did) and I would guess she is about 25. She was wearing a very form fitting dress, that definitely showed her large panza (belly fat) and it was not a cute belly fat, like a little roll. It was definitely the freshman 15, the white girl drinking beers bloated belly type. So I follow her into the room, fuck it I'm here. She asked if I wanted the GFE and for fucks sake I'm glad I said no because hanging out of her g-string was her tampon. Like jkc I'm not a red wing hockey fan, haha.

The massage is nothing to write about, I thought there was a few times she was going to get some knots in my shoulders out, but nope. That was just a tease. She asked me to flip and I did. She hiked up her dress to show her tampon hanging out and her only ASSest. She is definitely from Colombia. She lightly rubs my chest and gets going on Senor Pablo. But, she has no idea what she is doing, she is literally stroking the base of my shaft, not anywhere near the head, which makes me think she is not cum friendly. I asked if I can see her breast and she said its extra. So it's 1. 6 for a HH non topless massage. Finally after about 3-4 minutes of her doing that, me not enjoying it, except for the fact that me not cumming is making her slightly mad. I told her to stop and gently jerk off the tip of my penis and show her.

This abysmal finish gets the baby batter slung and she pointed it away from her. She gets a hot towel and I shit you not, wipes up the mess by doing it in a long stroke that starts at my beautiful Bush and pushes it down my leg. I could feel the thickness getting spread down one leg and up the other. Ugh. She takes that towel, throws it in the bin and say ok. I ask for another towel, since there is still a glob of man chowder in my pubes. I look at her as I clean the rest of it out on my glorious man Bush.

Half heart fake ass thank you and hug, and I'm out the door. I will not be repeating.

**Tony619** · 03-01-24 17:13

Originally Posted by JojoSamDinelli [View Original Post]

Seems maybe too good to be true. Anyone seen her? She has TER reviews but I'm a little skeptical.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...6pm-33860.html

She's legit. Massage nothing to write home about but I upgraded and got to FF her till finish.

**Sd1213** · 03-01-24 15:40

Originally Posted by JojoSamDinelli [View Original Post]

Seems maybe too good to be true. Anyone seen her? She has TER reviews but I'm a little skeptical.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...6pm-33860.html

Yes she's real and expensive.

**Sd1213** · 03-01-24 12:26

Originally Posted by Relief [View Original Post]

So does the original donation at least include the HJ? If so, funny she declines because she has a bf, but still jacks people off haha.

Yes, the original donation included an HJ, but that's it.

**Relief** · 03-01-24 01:54

Originally Posted by Sd1213 [View Original Post]

I saw Mary several months ago and would not repeat. She's cute and friendly enough, but I've never met someone who is so blatant about up-charging Everything. Want to touch her boobs? That's extra. Lick them? Another extra. Bodyslide? Extra. Talk dirty? Extra. She went on and on with an endless menu of extras. At one point she says she has them all written down and pulls up a list with like 30 things written on it. But when it comes to the extras you really want. DFK, BJ, FS. Well in all those cases she says, sorry I have a boyfriend. The whole upsell just left a bad taste in my mouth.

So does the original donation at least include the HJ? If so, funny she declines because she has a bf, but still jacks people off haha.