Ad Commentary

**Joshua Falken** · 01-11-21 00:39

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...a/740448134264

https://web.archive.org/web/20210111...a/740448134264

Yet another example of increasing scammer sophistication. I mean, if a lass this hot were active in Volusia, we would all know it in short order. But the location says Daytona, so the more credulous will want to believe it so badly that they may ignore the warning signs abundant in the narrative portion. Don't. Even with the Daytona location, this is clearly a scam.

Originally Posted by OralFixation2 [View Original Post]

I think he was just using her headline as the lead. I don't think he lost his job, just warning us mongers.

I guess you meant to comment on the post before the one you've quoted? Yes, I know what he's doing, recycling the ad he fell victim to as a warning. I was lamenting the fact that he hadn't read post #2, "Scammy time," before he got scammed.

Cheers!

**OralFixation2** · 01-10-21 00:57

I think he was just using her headline as the lead. I don't think he lost his job, just warning us mongers.

Originally Posted by JoshuaFalken [View Original Post]

Got caught mongering I expect. That, or some kids pulled off the best teacher prank ever:

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/mal...b/230326317158

https://web.archive.org/web/20210109...b/230326317158

**Joshua Falken** · 01-09-21 03:55

Got caught mongering I expect. That, or some kids pulled off the best teacher prank ever:

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/mal...b/230326317158

https://web.archive.org/web/20210109...b/230326317158

**Joshua Falken** · 01-02-21 01:55

Looks like some gent fell prey to this scammer. Poor bloke didn't read post #2 (Scammy time) on this thread I reckon.

https://web.archive.org/web/20210102...s/751776985675

This ad is particularly insidious because it lists "Daytona" as the location. I do give him kudos for trying to warn others though. Thanks mate!

**Joshua Falken** · 10-20-20 22:14

Didn't even bother changing the narrative.

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...n/799560041363

http://web.archive.org/web/202010210...n/799560041363

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...n/493953534199

http://web.archive.org/web/202010210...n/493953534199

Rather convincing ads otherwise, except for the "single mom" in the title. Hope no one is falling for this scam.

**RoadWarrior2K** · 10-10-20 15:00

Originally Posted by JoshuaFalken [View Original Post]

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...o/809260987020

http://web.archive.org/web/202010070...o/809260987020

I freaking love this ad! I mean, she's rocking that spinner bod, landing her on my short list of course. Not sure about those lethal nipples. I like her no-nonsense prose too. But the piece de resistance is that last picture. I love how she describes poor Bob in her contact info!

For better or worse (hopefully worse), it's now my mission to get into a provider's STG ad!

Originally Posted by JoshuaFalken [View Original Post]

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...o/131042365609

http://web.archive.org/web/202010092...o/131042365609

I guess the lass reads the forum... or Bob does.

A reasonable person might think that since she went to the trouble of redacting portions of that screenshot, that she would also delete the ad containing the original, un-redacted screenshot.

**ShaggyJax** · 10-10-20 12:00

Originally Posted by JoshuaFalken [View Original Post]

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...o/809260987020

http://web.archive.org/web/202010070...o/809260987020

I freaking love this ad! I mean, she's rocking that spinner bod, landing her on my short list of course. Not sure about those lethal nipples. I like her no-nonsense prose too. But the piece de resistance is that last picture. I love how she describes poor Bob in her contact info!

For better or worse (hopefully worse), it's now my mission to get into a provider's STG ad!

She is quite attractive but quoted me 150 for a HH so I passed. When I told her that, she had a little tirade about how she's the best and "Sure, other girls are cheaper, but " so she went on my no go list.

Shaggy.

**Joshua Falken** · 10-09-20 18:26

Originally Posted by JoshuaFalken [View Original Post]

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...o/809260987020

http://web.archive.org/web/202010070...o/809260987020

I freaking love this ad! I mean, she's rocking that spinner bod, landing her on my short list of course. Not sure about those lethal nipples. I like her no-nonsense prose too. But the piece de resistance is that last picture. I love how she describes poor Bob in her contact info!

For better or worse (hopefully worse), it's now my mission to get into a provider's STG ad!

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...o/131042365609

http://web.archive.org/web/202010092...o/131042365609

I guess the lass reads the forum... or Bob does.

**Joshua Falken** · 10-07-20 01:03

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...o/809260987020

http://web.archive.org/web/202010070...o/809260987020

I freaking love this ad! I mean, she's rocking that spinner bod, landing her on my short list of course. Not sure about those lethal nipples. I like her no-nonsense prose too. But the piece de resistance is that last picture. I love how she describes poor Bob in her contact info!

For better or worse (hopefully worse), it's now my mission to get into a provider's STG ad!

**Joshua Falken** · 10-05-20 18:46

http://web.archive.org/web/202010052...n/545733976869

Dear FSB, if you ever need to interrogate me, please send the lass in this fake ad.

But seriously blokes, every now and again a scam ad shows up that makes you go "Damn I wish this was real!", right?

Recently, this one's been mine.

Unrelated: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it incredibly satisfying to know that the same show that brought us "Daisy Duke's" also gave us a mechanic named "Cooter"?

**Joshua Falken** · 10-05-20 00:19

Originally Posted by SmutVillian [View Original Post]

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...s/650004179341

https://web.archive.org/web/20201004...s/650004179341

...I have a feeling that the unfortunate monger who falls for this is going to end up meeting with Yuri or Ivan instead of the tart in the picture. This one's a hard pass for me. The fact that you just know that somebody is actually going to fall for this while missing all the obvious red flags is depressing enough.

Right you are, and that's what pisses me off most about these STG scammers. I know there must be uninformed blokes aplenty out there that fall for these scams.

And as you point out, the trolls are adapting to our safeguards, and some of the old standbys are becoming less and less effective. There are quite a few fake ads that list their location as Daytona. Even some that indicate cash payment only (though you'll still be asked for a deposit).

It also doesn't help when legitimate providers make mistakes and de-legitimize their own ads, as Luna does with her generic location here (disclaimer- I believe Luna is real, but since she stood me up I wouldn't swear to it):

http://web.archive.org/web/202010050...l/270940119941

Anyway, we must all remain vigilant, as there are no end of bad actors out there bent on separating us from our hard-earned ducats. I leave you, therefore, to ponder the immortal words of Frith:

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down

**Smut Villian** · 10-04-20 01:46

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...s/650004179341

https://web.archive.org/web/20201004...s/650004179341

This one is kind of sketchy IMHO.

Okay, I used the trick of putting "Daytona" in the keywords section, which tends to weed out a lot of fake ads right from the start. This one still shows up (good so far).

Pics are of a good-looking gal, but not so much as to be TGTBT. Cool.

But now I'm looking at the title. Suck my nipples - Fuck me hard - Sex relationship. Okay, girl, this is where you start to lose me, because most legit providers aren't going to write explicit shit like that. In fact, the "English" in this whole ad reads like it was written from some boiler-room operation in some Eastern European shithole.

Area code 443? If my memory serves me correctly, that's from somewhere around Baltimore. You're definitely not a local.

Final nail in the coffin: in the ad she states that she's looking for an "NSA fuck buddy". B!tch, please. Why didn't you put this on SA, instead of a site whose whole purpose is for providers to advertise their services for sale?

I have a feeling that the unfortunate monger who falls for this is going to end up meeting with Yuri or Ivan instead of the tart in the picture. This one's a hard pass for me. The fact that you just know that somebody is actually going to fall for this while missing all the obvious red flags is depressing enough.

**Joshua Falken** · 10-04-20 00:12

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...w/854947183669

https://archive.ph/dKkF4

This ad has been irritating me for weeks now. I'm going to quote the salient bits here:

"require upfront donation, with rest donated at appointment, if you don't like it don't bother."

"with donation will send more pictures"

"will not meet before a donation is received"

"$20 to join my premium Snapchat for a year, send donation with name to receive Snapchat!!!!"

"will not send additional pictures with out donations."

"text 3863060757 will not answer calls till a donation is received"

The first phrase should be a major red flag. The sum of all phrases should be a huge red stop sign smacking you in the face.

For the newest among us, I will translate those lines for you: "Send me money on blind faith, with no way to verify I'm a real provider".

Or more concisely: "You will be robbed".

On a related note, some legitimate providers in Volusia (though very few) have requested deposits in the past. Is it safe to pay a known lassy's deposit? No, no it is not. I've been stood up on enough dates with legitimate providers to know better than to ever pay a deposit.

Just my tuppence.

**Joshua Falken** · 10-03-20 23:55

The purpose of this blog is to provide commentary on provider ads. In addition to all the normal USASG tenets, here there are two additional rules:

1. Every post must contain commentary on an advertisement for hobby-related services.

2. Every post must contain a web link (best if it's an archived link) to the subject ad, even if commenting on a previous post.

So let's lead off with this one:

https://archive.ph/XGarD

Here we have a provider doing an extraordinarily poor job convincing us she is anatomically female. So let's go deeper into the pics.

Pic1: Masculine facial features. Not a convincing start.

Pic2: Meh.

Pic3: Why is her hand there?

Pics4,5,9: Where's the vajayjay?

Pics6,7,8: Meh.

Clearly this provider knows people think she's male. The ad title proves that. So where are the vagina pics? Seems like pretty low-hanging fruit (pun intended) to put the issue to rest. But instead we have some very unconvincing Crying Game pictures. Sweetheart, if you want to convince male clients, just post real proof. If you can't, why not own it and advertise in the TS Escort section? Either way, your need to be honest with potential clients.

Just my tuppence.