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**FunSeeker702** · 11-15-21 18:48

Originally Posted by MaxiMillion45 [View Original Post]

https://youtu.be/UEc_GYXmJ5g

HA that's a good one man. A for effort for sure.

**MaxiMillion45** · 11-15-21 09:50

https://youtu.be/UEc_GYXmJ5g

**MaxiMillion45** · 11-14-21 20:17

I've seen this countless times and I still laugh when I watch it!. Enjoy!!

MM.

**GunZulu** · 08-19-20 22:00

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.red...stitute_whats/

The comments are the best part.

**GunZulu** · 08-17-20 01:05

Smoked a bowl saw this and got the choking / coughing / laughs.

**GunZulu** · 08-16-20 05:55

I don't really remember when this happened. But be assured this really did happen and it's a good one. Back around 10 years ago me and a couple friends decided to go to Little Darlings. Before going we hit up the ATM's at casinos because you can get hundreds of singles without having to pay for change makers at Little Darlings. So we are walking the Little Darlings with about $100 each and singles. We sat at the main stage tossing tips to all the good-looking strippers. It was my friend John's first time going to a titty bar. And he was very excited and eager to partake in the fun. While we're sitting at the stage a particularly gorgeous girl comes on, young beautiful brunette. She had a great body and we were all enthralled by her dancing. She did the standard topless first dance and for the second dance we got to see the whole shebang. My friend John starts tipping her and excessive amount of his singles. And she begins twerking about three feet from his face and John starts freaking out about how awesome it is. He keeps saying look at that ass oh my God. He starts tossing her more and more of his singles and he eventually Runs Out he probably tipped this girl around forty bucks. John is super eager and excited and realizes he just ran out of singles and starts digging in his pocket for any extra money that he has. I watch him pull out 1 super crumpled up $1 bill and he balls it up in his hand and tosses it at the girl. I watched in horror is this bill perfectly hits the girl right on her asshole. It just happened to where she was doing this weird movement while twerking that when the bill hit her in the ass hole she clinched her butt cheeks. I watched as she clinched and the bill stuck to her asshole meanwhile her butt cheeks pinch that bill and kept it in place for a couple seconds. The girl looks back and realizes what has happened and has a look of the most intense anger I have ever seen. She gets up leaves all her tips on the stage and storms off. She comes out from the stage area by the side door and makes a beeline towards one of the security Personnel at the club that night. Meanwhile me and my buddies are laughing our asses off because of what just happened. The club bouncer ends up coming up to us and telling us that we have to go because of what just happened. We could not take the guy seriously because of what just had happened and we're laughing our asses off. Later I found out that the bouncer was actually the girl's boyfriend and he was pretty pissed too. But we ended up having to leave that night and they took my friend John's picture and a copy of his I'd. I guess he was banned for life.

**GunZulu** · 08-16-20 05:28

Originally Posted by Smokey1981 [View Original Post]

I used to drive and just lurk never pick up any hos in Tropicana. Anyway I saw from far away this chick that look like Beyonc so I made a Uturn. When I stop by she look like Kat Williams in a skirt. To late she got in the car and this is how the conversation went.

Kat Williams looking ho- what do you want daddy.

Me- hmm I'm sorry I though you just needed a ride do you want me to stop.

This is when she went wild and say I get out but give me 200 $. She pick up her phone and told me she was goin to call 911 and say I rape her. I grab my key chain Pepper spray and spray her eye balls got out and open the door grab her hand and help her out of my car. She kept screaming obscenities I give her a bottle of water and left. Stop by McDonald bought some chicken nuggets and watch some Macgyver re-runs.

The best part of the story is the Macgyver reruns. McDonald nuggets are trash. Chic-fil-a all the way!

**Smokey1981** · 08-16-20 00:01

I used to drive and just lurk never pick up any hos in Tropicana. Anyway I saw from far away this chick that look like Beyoncé so I made a Uturn. When I stop by she look like Kat Williams in a skirt. To late she got in the car and this is how the conversation went.

Kat Williams looking ho- what do you want daddy.

Me- hmm I'm sorry I though you just needed a ride do you want me to stop.

This is when she went wild and say I get out but give me 200 $. She pick up her phone and told me she was goin to call 911 and say I rape her. I grab my key chain Pepper spray and spray her eye balls got out and open the door grab her hand and help her out of my car. She kept screaming obscenities I give her a bottle of water and left. Stop by McDonald bought some chicken nuggets and watch some Macgyver re-runs.