Rants and Stupid shit in Phoenix

**Lasvegas318** · 05-26-21 15:08

Ok stupid rants here goes:

#1 Daisy. Hi. I'm here for the gangbang. .

Serious if anyone is going to that let know the deetz. I wonder if I was invited if I would help dog her doggie like that. Its like one of those situations ya just never know.

#2 Girl in Ad here. There is an ad here for AFF I think and it is an Asian girl dancing and touching her tits. If you look close she has a toy sticking out of her meat pocket in the backburger section. What's up with that??

#3 They have what I like to refer to as "Dick Juice" at the porno shops but it works fucking great. Not only gives you an erection but makes you horny as can be. Maybe even horny enough for Daisy's day of cream pie.

#4 Dr Poon, what the hell does those flood lights have to do with really anything?? I mean it would be interesting if you are going to use them for gyno purposes I guess. .

**Chingados** · 05-26-21 11:32

Speaking of everyone's favorite anal cum dump, looks like she's having not 1, not 2, but 3 creampie gangbangs today.

https://independent.com.listcrawler....enix/62660438/

Originally Posted by JRod98 [View Original Post]

Plenty of others have had the same BBFS dreams. Including myself. She's a great dream.

**DrPoon** · 05-25-21 15:39

AGM Battery is about $30 more than top end flooded battery. I think the best battery is the biggest in size which will fit in the car in order to give the plates more room to prevent sulphation or cracking of the plates, lest they be too close.

AGM batteries as a practical matter sit on the shelves for 6 months longer since nobody buys them so maybe if they did last longer you will hardly ever find a fresh AGM battery.

Flooded lead at Walmart I advise the cheapest battery since it has a one year warranty which is hard to use since limited hours of the customer service. So you might be boon docking in Walmart overnight until the customer service or auto center opens the next day in order to swap out your battery. Thus, since the three year battery is twice as much, play the odds and get the cheap one year Walmart conventional battery.

**JRod98** · 05-22-21 23:10

Originally Posted by RZM1231 [View Original Post]

Haven't added to this dream journal in a while so here is a dream I had of Daisy.

This dream was a bit odd at the beginning but I'm glad I didn't wake up too early. In the dream, she responded fast and gave me the location of the incall, I waited outside for about 10 min. Then I get text saying that she double booked. She asked if I'd be interested in a 3-some. Or to wait until she was done. I asked if I could come up to see what the situation first then I could decide. She agreed so I made my way up and saw her wearing a very revealing dress, as it didn't cover anything. If you check her ad pics it's the one light purple one that looks to be made out of strings, in the pic she is wearing a black bra, when I dreamed of her she was not wearing anything under that dress. I saw the other "dreamer" and that made me abit uneasy. But she begun showing me her toys and I asked her to do a demo. She laid back on an ottoman her legs raise, spread eagle and begun. I also joined in even before donating. The other dreamer also seemed hesitant but when he saw me doing FIV he joined in. She begun the singing without cover on the other dreamer while I played in both V and Greece. She was moaning intensely and grabbed my mic and proceeded to sing on it. It was a very deep song. She then took charge and asked for DP. I again was a bit hesitant as this was not my cup of tea but she had a look of lust on her eyes that I just could not resist. She climed on the other dreamer and inserted herself on the V. She then turned to look at me and told me to take the Greek path. Wow that path is extremely tight. She can take a pounding like a champ. After about 5 min I pulled myself out as I did not want to release too fast. She continued to ride the other dreamer and he let loose inside. She did not seem to mind at all and asked me if I was ready do continue as she was wiping herself clean. I jumped back and asked her to ride me as well.

She begun switching between both orifices, after a few minutes she asked me for K9, I agreed and took turns switching between the 2 entrances, she took it with a smile until I let it all out in Greece. She claims that she does not do BB but this time she got too excited. This one is a keeper and I hope to dream of her soon again.

Happy Dream Hunting.

Plenty of others have had the same BBFS dreams. Including myself. She's a great dream.

**JohnJjjj8888** · 05-22-21 01:48

Originally Posted by Chingados [View Original Post]

Haha, she can claim that in your dream, but in reality she said she prefers guys to bust deep inside her ass. She loves it. A true freak.

Yeah she uses that with every client I believe. Told me the same thing, and let me have BBFS when I saw her about 4 months ago. The more I read about it, I should've refrained as it seems she let's everyone go raw and deposit inside of her.

**Chingados** · 05-21-21 10:42

Originally Posted by RZM1231 [View Original Post]

She claims that she does not do BB but this time she got too excited

Haha, she can claim that in your dream, but in reality she said she prefers guys to bust deep inside her ass. She loves it. A true freak.

**DrPoon** · 05-20-21 16:41

Dear Microsoft billionaire and philanthropist Bill G:

In light of the news you are getting divorced from Melinda G, co founder of the Bill and Melinda G Foundation, I propose that you direct your efforts to those which benefit single men, such as yourself.

First you need to set up a foundation to help disadvantaged hobbyists in urban high crime areas. I suggest a training center where hobbyists can exercise to get in shape for upcoming poon trips. Then you need to have a travel booking agent geared to hobby trips for such disadvantaged urban hobbyists in blighted areas to allow them to see safe countries which value sexual freedom and nudity.

Finally, I propose that you set up an auto shop, such that disadvantaged hobbyists can use lifts and mechanic bays plus air tools in order to do repair to promote the viability of the street walking scene. After all, a car BJ special cannot exist absent a running car.

I will volunteer my time in the new foundation in order to provide money management services and award the grants to deserving disadvanted inner city hobbyists.

**AzPussyLicker** · 05-20-21 14:31

I have this semi regular. I seen her off and on. So rarely post ads. So I just randomly text to see if she is available. So for years I been texting her for different numbers asking for BBFS and offering 500 and she always say no. It's never available. It also states in her ad no BBFS. So after being flaked on and many providers not offering BBBJ. I text her this morning. She texted me back with her address. I tell her I'll be there. So I get to her room. We have small talk like always. Weird thing is small remembers everything about my life. So it is usually BBBJ and cfs. She gives good head but not great. She almost puts on the condom for the BJ. I was about to tell her no and she says wait I usually do it without one right. I say yeah. So after the BBBJ she is about to put the condom on and I ask can I go down on you. She says I thought you never ask. She before I go down on her she says most of my clients don't do it. She says I remember you because you do it and do it good. I just like getting my pussy eaten. I just laughed and said your just saying that because I pay you. She replied no. When I first started seeing and scheduling dates she would always reply I can wait to feel your mouth on my nipples and pussy. I just assumed she was just saying that. So after sucking her nipples and being between her legs for 5 minutes. She says I want you to cum in me. I want to feel your cum shoot in my pussy. I tell her I can't wait to cum in her. I'm assuming she meant with a condom on. I ask do you allow sex without a condom. She says I haven't allowed anyone to do that in years. I'm assuming your clean. You always come showered and smelling good. You look like you take care of yourself. I tell her I'm clean. So says OK I want to do it without a condom. I say ok. So I finish daty and she tell me to lay down on my back. She asks again are you sure your fine going without a condom. Say yeah. She then gets on top of me and starts to tell me she hates using condoms. That she loves the feeling of guys cumming inside her. If I feel like I need to cum to tell her because she didn't want me to cum to quick. I told her if I do cum quickly we can go again. So I didn't cum quick. She wanted to go again but said she had another client coming soon. She was about to jump back on but I said it's OK. You should see him. So we have small talk while getting undressed and she asked me, can you see me soon. So we can do it again without a condom. I tell her sure I'll text you in a few days.

**DrPoon** · 05-20-21 13:42

Government workers are not heros.

The true heros are those citizen abused by the government who live in the corrupt capitalist neighborhoods ridden with violent crime and drug use due to failed government policies.

We need to remember that the government works for the people. These government workers need to be paid less, fired more, and given less benefits. Moreover, they need to be supervised by a citizen committee.

**RZM1231** · 05-20-21 10:55

Haven't added to this dream journal in a while so here is a dream I had of Daisy.

This dream was a bit odd at the beginning but I'm glad I didn't wake up too early. In the dream, she responded fast and gave me the location of the incall, I waited outside for about 10 min. Then I get text saying that she double booked. She asked if I'd be interested in a 3-some. Or to wait until she was done. I asked if I could come up to see what the situation first then I could decide. She agreed so I made my way up and saw her wearing a very revealing dress, as it didn't cover anything. If you check her ad pics it's the one light purple one that looks to be made out of strings, in the pic she is wearing a black bra, when I dreamed of her she was not wearing anything under that dress. I saw the other "dreamer" and that made me abit uneasy. But she begun showing me her toys and I asked her to do a demo. She laid back on an ottoman her legs raise, spread eagle and begun. I also joined in even before donating. The other dreamer also seemed hesitant but when he saw me doing FIV he joined in. She begun the singing without cover on the other dreamer while I played in both V and Greece. She was moaning intensely and grabbed my mic and proceeded to sing on it. It was a very deep song. She then took charge and asked for DP. I again was a bit hesitant as this was not my cup of tea but she had a look of lust on her eyes that I just could not resist. She climed on the other dreamer and inserted herself on the V. She then turned to look at me and told me to take the Greek path. Wow that path is extremely tight. She can take a pounding like a champ. After about 5 min I pulled myself out as I did not want to release too fast. She continued to ride the other dreamer and he let loose inside. She did not seem to mind at all and asked me if I was ready do continue as she was wiping herself clean. I jumped back and asked her to ride me as well.

She begun switching between both orifices, after a few minutes she asked me for K9, I agreed and took turns switching between the 2 entrances, she took it with a smile until I let it all out in Greece. She claims that she does not do BB but this time she got too excited. This one is a keeper and I hope to dream of her soon again.

Happy Dream Hunting.

**DrPoon** · 05-13-21 00:48

My phone had a pregnant battery and became very bloated. I was able to take a syringe tip and poke the outer membrane of the battery and then slowly massage the bloat out of it. Now it is charging alot better.

I recommend this procedure if anyone is experiencing a bloated battery on their hobby phone.

**Denton** · 05-10-21 20:45

Originally Posted by StopIt [View Original Post]

I propose we do not discuss politics on this board. There are plenty of political boards out there if you want to discuss that but on here we need to keep on topic.

Um, you realize that the topic of this board is literally "rants and stupid shit", right? It's a "containment" board.

**StopIt** · 05-09-21 23:35

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

I propose that gun control be applied to the government. All agents should be precluded from any weapons except. 22 revolvers and should not be allowed to carry extra ammunition. They should be limited to. 22 LR six rounds maximum. They should also be banned from using dogs, and banned from rifles and shotguns as well as grenades, tanks, etc.

I propose we do not discuss politics on this board. There are plenty of political boards out there if you want to discuss that but on here we need to keep on topic.

**Animal63** · 05-07-21 18:54

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

I propose that gun control be applied to the government. All agents should be precluded from any weapons except. 22 revolvers and should not be allowed to carry extra ammunition. They should be limited to. 22 LR six rounds maximum. They should also be banned from using dogs, and banned from rifles and shotguns as well as grenades, tanks, etc.

How about one round, which they have to keep in their shirt pocket?

**DrPoon** · 04-28-21 04:42

I propose that gun control be applied to the government. All agents should be precluded from any weapons except. 22 revolvers and should not be allowed to carry extra ammunition. They should be limited to. 22 LR six rounds maximum. They should also be banned from using dogs, and banned from rifles and shotguns as well as grenades, tanks, etc.