Rants and Stupid shit in Phoenix

**Butlik369** · 08-06-21 13:40

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

Clearly they should be carrying 8 mm, 10 mm and also for general repairs 12 mm, 14 mm, 16 mm, 17 mm, etc. There are metric equivalents approximate to the english system of sockets but I propose that a full socket set be kept in each trunk instead of a patrol rifle. All rifles should be thrown out and they should only be allowed one magazine and thus the other areas where their four extra magazines are carried can be used for at least a 8 mm and 10 mm ratcheting wrench with swivel head.

Moreover, I propose that all fire man and police carry quick dry cement in their vehicles plus a five gallon jug of water to make on the spot repairs of potholes. Whenever they drive over a pothole they are to be ordered to immediately set up a barricade and crime scene tape to cordon off the pothole and provide immediate fill of same with the quick dry cement and then wait until the area is dried. This will keep them from writing bogus traffic tickets by making their time used for something useful to the public.

Additionally they are to be mandated to carry a jump starter as well as a 5 gallon fuel of gas to provide roadside gas to stranded citizens.

And the truck units should be equipped with a towing bar in the bed of the truck which can tow stranded motorists to a local parking area or auto parts store to make on the spot repairs to get going again. That way they will not need to contract with tow truck companies which hold the citizens' cars for ransom after the contracted tow!

There should also be a floor jack as well as two 3 ton jackstands in case a starter needs to be removed under the car in order to provide emergency repairs.

Also at the scene of the accident, the first responders should have a heat gun to heat up dented fenders and quarter panels or door skins and some paint less dent repair glue pullers and slide hammers to make emergency dent repairs. Also they should have 60,100, 150, and 200 grit sandpaper and bondo and primer if needed to distribute to a citizen who is victimized by an accident.

They should also be equipped with a 12 volt air compressor and tire plugs in order to repair a flat.

Wow, Dr Poon, I assume your last name is Tang? You are really ask I ng them for quite alot. Repair pot holes, sand down paint jobs repair starters. Are they to Serve and Protect? Or to offer ultimate road side assistance? I think each police vehicle should have a tow bar aparatice attached to the truck and that way they could tow vehicle straight to storage lot to start the clock ticking on storage fees. Dr. Tang, if I might be so forward, you are the best. Such a outside the box thinker. I'd love to have your Baby.

Your such a Stud. Keep up Great work, love your rants!

**Butlik369** · 08-05-21 21:50

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

Women's event Steeplechase. A very entertaining event to watch. I think it would be more interesting though if hobbyists would be allowed to run behind them and if a hobbyist was able to catch up, then to be given a free one hour with the girl.

Got a idea? Instead of the chasing the steeplechaser, go to the weight lifting events and when one of the women weight lifters are cleaning and Jerkin, you took a feather and tickled her underarms and if she didn't drop the weight you could gave your way with her. That bee fun.

What is your opinion Dr. Poon?

Your opinion is valued.

**DrPoon** · 08-05-21 21:44

Originally Posted by Butlik369 [View Original Post]

On the fire department carrying a 10 mm socket and ratchet to undo the battery cable, I think all firemen / police should have to take some general mechanic classes to be fully educated on automobiles. What would or should they do if they can't get the hood open? Jaws of life to pry open the hood? What would happen if they only had a 10 mm socket and it was a 8 mm? Then what? What if it was a American car, do they have regular sockets on the truck. Would they have to send the Chief back to the station to get a regular socket? And what would happen if they all left their helmets back at the station? What then? And what would happen if they were preparing a meal and got a call to go. And half way to the fire one of the firemen says he left the stove on! What then? Do they turn around and go back to turn off the burner. I'm so perplexed. Anyone have the answers. Dr. Poon. HELP!

Clearly they should be carrying 8 mm, 10 mm and also for general repairs 12 mm, 14 mm, 16 mm, 17 mm, etc. There are metric equivalents approximate to the english system of sockets but I propose that a full socket set be kept in each trunk instead of a patrol rifle. All rifles should be thrown out and they should only be allowed one magazine and thus the other areas where their four extra magazines are carried can be used for at least a 8 mm and 10 mm ratcheting wrench with swivel head.

Moreover, I propose that all fire man and police carry quick dry cement in their vehicles plus a five gallon jug of water to make on the spot repairs of potholes. Whenever they drive over a pothole they are to be ordered to immediately set up a barricade and crime scene tape to cordon off the pothole and provide immediate fill of same with the quick dry cement and then wait until the area is dried. This will keep them from writing bogus traffic tickets by making their time used for something useful to the public.

Additionally they are to be mandated to carry a jump starter as well as a 5 gallon fuel of gas to provide roadside gas to stranded citizens.

And the truck units should be equipped with a towing bar in the bed of the truck which can tow stranded motorists to a local parking area or auto parts store to make on the spot repairs to get going again. That way they will not need to contract with tow truck companies which hold the citizens' cars for ransom after the contracted tow!

There should also be a floor jack as well as two 3 ton jackstands in case a starter needs to be removed under the car in order to provide emergency repairs.

Also at the scene of the accident, the first responders should have a heat gun to heat up dented fenders and quarter panels or door skins and some paint less dent repair glue pullers and slide hammers to make emergency dent repairs. Also they should have 60,100, 150, and 200 grit sandpaper and bondo and primer if needed to distribute to a citizen who is victimized by an accident.

They should also be equipped with a 12 volt air compressor and tire plugs in order to repair a flat.

**Butlik369** · 08-05-21 20:31

On the fire department carrying a 10 mm socket and ratchet to undo the battery cable, I think all firemen / police should have to take some general mechanic classes to be fully educated on automobiles. What would or should they do if they can't get the hood open? Jaws of life to pry open the hood? What would happen if they only had a 10 mm socket and it was a 8 mm? Then what? What if it was a American car, do they have regular sockets on the truck. Would they have to send the Chief back to the station to get a regular socket? And what would happen if they all left their helmets back at the station? What then? And what would happen if they were preparing a meal and got a call to go. And half way to the fire one of the firemen says he left the stove on! What then? Do they turn around and go back to turn off the burner. I'm so perplexed. Anyone have the answers. Dr. Poon. HELP!

**Butlik369** · 08-05-21 18:39

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

Women's event Steeplechase. A very entertaining event to watch. I think it would be more interesting though if hobbyists would be allowed to run behind them and if a hobbyist was able to catch up, then to be given a free one hour with the girl.

Are you for real?

**JDMRacer** · 08-03-21 06:13

Originally Posted by Dsprdo [View Original Post]

Never, ever, ever, ever pay a girl upfront, and certainly not online, and expect her to deliver. Even girls you've known for a year, had lots of fun and good convo with, banged multiple times. They cannot help themselves, they will bail on you. It's in their nature.

Truest shit I ever read!

**JChoi** · 07-25-21 05:32

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

According to various videos on car restoration, when the fire department responds to a front end collision it cuts the battery cable!

This is terrible abuse by the fire departments. They must be given a 10 mm socket and told to unscrew the bolt like normal people. Fire badges don't grant extra privileges and should not be destroying battery cables!

Battery lives matter.

Hmmmm; I'm not quite sure what to think of this Dr. P aka swanzegrande. Let the fire fighters do their job and maybe you can contribute here with some solid intel. Good thing is, at least I know you're healthy and well.

**DrPoon** · 07-24-21 17:48

According to various videos on car restoration, when the fire department responds to a front end collision it cuts the battery cable!

This is terrible abuse by the fire departments. They must be given a 10 mm socket and told to unscrew the bolt like normal people. Fire badges don't grant extra privileges and should not be destroying battery cables!

Battery lives matter.

**Dsprdo** · 06-26-21 17:40

Originally Posted by Daman1973 [View Original Post]

what is up with all of the chicks "requiring" deposits lately?

Never, ever, ever, ever pay a girl upfront, and certainly not online, and expect her to deliver. Even girls you've known for a year, had lots of fun and good convo with, banged multiple times. They cannot help themselves, they will bail on you. It's in their nature.

**Daman1973** · 06-26-21 16:57

First, I wanted to thank everyone in this community for their input and advice through the years. I rely on you guys for reviews and suggestions. I truly appreciate the service you provide! I'd probably be in trouble without you all.

Having said that, what is up with all of the chicks "requiring" deposits lately? I'll admit, I have been sucked into the trap of giving a deposit only to be ghosted. Not one time have a I provided a deposit and actually seen the lady. And they always say "you can trust me" and "I'm in this for the long term, I don't want to ruin a client relationship". I will say, these chicks are smooth when it comes to that. Are there that many guys that still give deposits? That's why I love this community. We educate each other and help one another find the true providers. I don't know how many newbies I've helped learn from my mistakes. And they all say "but she's hot" to which I reply with "yeah, SHE probably has a cock".

Anyway, just wanted to say keep up the good work and sharing your experiences. I've found some amazing providers that I've had a blast with because of you guys!!

Keep pounding!

**TenSleep** · 06-21-21 16:58

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

Women's event Steeplechase. A very entertaining event to watch. I think it would be more interesting though if hobbyists would be allowed to run behind them and if a hobbyist was able to catch up, then to be given a free one hour with the girl.

Just guessing, but if I were that steeplechase girl, I might just go for it as long as the hobbyist could keep up with me for the entire course, then still catch me over the last 25 meters of the race. Imagine how many middle of the race heart attacks we'd get to see (not to mention busted legs over the water hazard) compared to hobbyists who could actually earn the prize.

"looks like Bob was hanging in there for the first lap, but now he seems to be laboring. Oh, he took a dive over the water jump, but he's back up! Oh no, he's staggering! He's clutching his chest! He's down, this doesn't look good for Bob! Those donuts and cigars will get you every time. No nookie for Bob today!". LOL.

**ScubaSteve87** · 06-21-21 10:14

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

Women's event Steeplechase. A very entertaining event to watch. I think it would be more interesting though if hobbyists would be allowed to run behind them and if a hobbyist was able to catch up, then to be given a free one hour with the girl.

Can you elaborate?

**DrPoon** · 06-21-21 01:36

Women's event Steeplechase. A very entertaining event to watch. I think it would be more interesting though if hobbyists would be allowed to run behind them and if a hobbyist was able to catch up, then to be given a free one hour with the girl.

**Lasvegas318** · 06-02-21 15:01

Originally Posted by Kelso111 [View Original Post]

I do not appreciate girls who have no clue about anal douching.

Yah no argument there.

Lulz.

**DrPoon** · 06-02-21 06:10

A courageous hobbyist, a few years ago was having a session with a porn actress. Then her ex boyfriend came in the room, but he was a mma fighter. Then he recounts on the stand the attack:

https://youtu.be/j3PLLOreTLY?t=1738

I recommend when in this situation to avoid it in the first place. However, for hobbyists who are into porn actresses they must only see those with non-jealous boyfriends. However, tactical analysis shows mistakes by the hobbyist. When he was jumped on the bed he should have put the boyfriend in the guard, and he also made an error by putting his hands up, since on the ground blocking with hands is not a good defense. Instead, whilst keeping the boyfriend in the guard, the hobbyist should have controlled the neck of the opponent and kept the opponent's neck close because distance would allow the opponent to rain punches down, which is an extreme error. Then he should have either reversed to the mount or worked for a triangle choke or arm bar from the guard.