Rants and Stupid shit in Phoenix

[DrPoon]

I am designing a new anti theft device.

A bar of Cobolt 60 will be placed under the drivers seat in a three inch lead lined box. When the car is set in anti theft mode, the lid of the lead box will crack open. The car thief will experience nausea, itching of the derrier, and swelling due to radiation burn as well as decreased white blood cell count and hairloss!

Also if a tow truck gets close or a vandalism subject also gets pelted with gamma rays!

But then click the key fob about 50 feet away which will automatically close the lead box to make the car safe again!

[DrPoon]

Wife of F Scott F, Zelda F, predicts the decline of the USA due to women voting. Quoting from her essay, Eulogy on the Flapper:

". the Flapper awoke from her lethargy of sub-deb-ism, bobbed her hair, put on her choicest pair of earrings and a great deal of audacity and rouge, and went into the battle.

I came across an amazing editorial a short time ago. It fixed the blame for all divorces, crime waves, high prices, unjust taxes, violations of the Volstead Act and crimes in Hollywood upon the head of the Flapper. The paper wanted back the dear old fireside of long ago, wanted to resuscitate "Hearts and Flowers" and have it instituted as the sole tune played at dances from now on and forever, wanted prayers before breakfast on Sunday morningand to bring things back to this superb state it advocated restraining the Flapper. All neurotic "women of thirty" and all divorce cases, according to the paper, could be traced to the Flapper. "

[JohnLittleDick]

The City has appealed the order to remove tents from the Madison homeless zone.

After reviewing the order, compliance can be achieved by removing tents and instead digging in. Trenches, foxholes, and underground tunnels can create a homeless network impenetrable. And this will actually be better since underground tunnels will maintain ideal temperatures near 70 degrees year round.

A few years ago, many homeless people moved into the storm drainage system under the city of Las Vegas. During one severe monsoon storm, they were chased out of the tunnels by the rising water level, and some did not make it. Wouldn't that be like flushing the toilet? Phoenix does have its floods.

WR / WHR MNGR.

[DrPoon]

The City has appealed the order to remove tents from the Madison homeless zone.

After reviewing the order, compliance can be achieved by removing tents and instead digging in. Trenches, foxholes, and underground tunnels can create a homeless network impenetrable. And this will actually be better since underground tunnels will maintain ideal temperatures near 70 degrees year round.

[DrPoon]

Unlike airplanes all helicopters operate at full throttle all the time.

The emergency brake looking thing in the middle controls altitude pull up to rise and push down to land.

The left peddle rotates to the left and the right peddle rotates to the right.

The yolk operates similar to a plane. Push forward to tilt forward and pull back on the yolk to tilk backwards.

In case of engine failure, the pull the emergency brake all the way up to maximize lift and before landing pull back on the yolk which will cause a reverse tilt to slow the landing during autorotation.

[DrPoon]

Wrestling a basis for MMA and good workout, has become awoken and abolished divisions for the tadpole matches:

https://youtu.be/nJETeUyljjg?si=fNovDoyLAcSGBX_U&t=240

[DrPoon]

A sovereign mechanic fails to I'd.

The court of appeals found no probable cause. However the City failed to argue that they had a right to contact the soverign mechanic under danger to self grounds since the sovereign mechanic failed to utilize a jack stand for safety, improperly used a scissor jack, put his head under the car whilst supported only by a scissor jack, caused the car to fall off the scissor jack, and abuse of a break rotor which the car fell on after failure of the scissor jack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2VQA7HbMMQ

[DrPoon]

Arizona has a prison per capita rate of 877 per 100,000 people whereas Utah has a prison per capita rate of 435 per 100,000 - yet, Utah is much safer and less violence and drugs.

[DrPoon]

The Talmud prohibits transfer of assetts from a father via inheritance to a daughter. Thus, the concept of dowry was enacted by the Talmud specifically to allow a daughter to have a transfer of intergenerational wealth which would have her funds then managed by her husband in the dowery.

See Mishnah Ketubot 6:5 which states in pertinent part, "With regard to one who marries off his daughter with the terms of the dowry unspecified, he must not give her less than fifty dinars. ".

[DrPoon]

There are three grids in the USA namely the power grid of the West, the power grid of the East and Texas power grid which is separated from the East and West grids.

Thus, a solar flare, or EMP device, or a high altitude atmosphere detonation of nuclear weapon could destroy power, communications, and transportation. Without transport there is no food delivery and withn three weeks starvation would occur. Additionally without power there is no water treatment operations. Not to mention mayham and chaos.

[DrPoon]

Good video of a lady who organizes her trunk with several boxes and then puts mattress in a storage unit for rest and relaxation without rent payment:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2I76gSqWp6A

[DrPoon]

British newsman, Matt S, reports on the Jedi behind Top G, similar to the way Yoda trained Skywalker.

Iggs S is a pick up artist who was born in Chicago and now lives in Koreatown Los Angeles and previously wrote a book on how to pick up Japanese women in Japan and studies hypnosis is reported to have recruited Top G after his kickboxing retirement and trained him in pick up techniques and pimping game. Additionally a Delta airlines pilot is reported to be a Top G associate who slapped a Seattle lizard and forced her to give him $80,000 she earned from hobbyists.

Top G calls reportor Matt S a nerd and states the web cam business has prevented suicides of lonely men. Moreover, Top G now focuses on health, self defense training, and philosophy and is retired from the web cam game.

[DrPoon]

[Deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[DrPoon]

Capitalist Kevin O states one must have at least $5,000,000 in the bank wherein one will then invest in money market for a return of 6% yielding $300,000 annual salary. Then all capital over the $5,000,000 should be used for risky ventures.

[DrPoon]

The first sexual revolution occurred prior to the 1960's. After WWI, there were extra women and the women cut their hair short and became flappers who listened to jazz which was an evil form of Afro trumpet based music which violated the contraints of big bands and orchestras.

The diaphram was developed to allow flappers to engage in sex without pregnancy. After having sex the women then demanded the right to vote.