2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Peskadot]

Zarkoff

There all just a rub and a tug.

Peskadot

[Zarkoff]

I see in the local paper there are other massage places listed. Are these all legit? Red Flower Therapeutic, Grace, Jindalae Therapeutic, Kiti, and Ling's China Shiatsu Center and Good Time Revival. Okay, I ad lib'ed a bit on the last one. Any word on what you can get? Thanks!

[Midnight Runner]

Amazing how things have died down so much around here. The hunt has all but dried up around here. I'll try to break things down as best that I can.

Message Parlors

They are still around but they seem to be owned by just a few people these days. And all of them are full of Korean girls. You have Penny Message by Club Texas, Beauty Message by Club Cosmos, Memories II, Venus Message, and I Chi Bang Message all by Blockbuster in Tamuning and that is pretty much it. There was a Memories I but it looks like it is closed down for now.

You can get half hour for .5 and whole hour for 1. and you do get to look at the girls before you pick. But many of them are poor english speaking, pushy, and little to no GFE. I remember a time when there were white girls, hawaiian girls, and even some local girls in these places. These days I just don't think it is worth going to the parlors anymore.

Strip Joints

Still all over the place. In Tumon there is Foxy's, Tourist Night Club, and Fantasy World which I think are all owned by the same person. TNC and Fantasy World just had some renovations and changes in management. The girls are pushy on the drinks and forget about extras. Things there are not the same as they were a year ago.

Also in Tumon is Club USA. You can possibly get lucky here but it will cost you a bit.

Then there is Club Crazy Horse which is not too bad, Club Vikings, and Hollywood Entertainment. All have some good looking girls but again nothing to be had in the private room.

Club Cosmos in Agana is not bad. A lot of girl-girl action here and you might even get lucky in the private room but it takes a bit of drinks and talking.

Finally there is Club Texas. A lot depends on the girl and how much you are spending in the private rooms. Usually 1. will do the trick with a tip at the end.

Street Walkers

All there are these days are ladyboys. There is a set of sisters who look really worn and you know they are ladies because they do not over do their look but STAY AWAY from them. They will rob you in a moment. They are all located by Club Texas and the Marianas Hotel.

Other than that I am at a loss. It seems things have dried up. Hopefully someone else will have some better news in the future.

[Hawaii Man]

I was in the mood for a "quickie" last week when I was in Guam. I heard some good things about the Memories Massage next to BlockBusters on Marine Drive. I parked behind the massage building, walked around the right hand corner of the building and rang the buzzer next to the door. It was about 6pm. The door opened up and I was standing in front of a beautiful young Korean girl, maybe 24-25. She didn't say anything, didn't smile but kind of pushed me down the hall to one of the rooms. I'm kind of thinking that the attitude could be a bummer, but she is great looking, so what the hell. I'm only interested in the 1/2 hour short time for .5, I give her .6 and she is gone for maybe 10 minutes before she comes back into the room. She gives me my change, and I still haven't seen even the slightest smile or indication that she is interested. Well, I tell myself I am only there to f**k, and she is so good looking, so off come the clothes. She won't let me help her off with her clothes at all. Oh oh, could be trouble. I brought my own condoms because I didn't want to use the 1/4 inch thick rubber "gloves" that most of these places provide. She looked at me like I was crazy, waved me off and gave me a big frown. Oh oh, could be trouble. We are naked now, and she wants me to lay down on the rock hard platform where we will do the deed. She whips out a couple of REALLY COLD wet paper towels of some kind and wipes off my pecker, balls, stomach area and my chest. Nothing happening here that would even remotely begin to turn me on yet. Now she unrolls the "glove" and immediately puts it on my dick, which was kind of difficult because nothing had happened yet to get me hard enough other than she was beautiful to look at. And look at is all I got to do with this babe, I'll tell you. She works on me for maybe 3 minutes of a CBJ, with no technique or inspiration. She then gets off from in front of me quickly, lays down on the platform, spreads her legs and wants me to dive in. Now I don't know how to exactly describe this to you, but I really feel like she wants me to screw her without touching her. I really wanted to f**k somebody today, but with this attitude, the rolling eyes, can't touch her tits, can't touch her bush, I'm beginning to have second thoughts about the whole thing. I wanted to salvage something out of this, so I flipped her over to doggie, pounded away for a few minutes, and it was like pumping a robot. I figure I have to salvage something out of this, so I ask her to finish me off with a HJ. She removes the cover, lubes me up and proceeds with (can you believe it) one of the worst hand jobs I have ever had. I'm watching this girl do her thing, pumping away as fast as she can. She doesn't even have eye contact now, just pumping, pumping pumping. Obviously she wanted to be someplace else. I have been to other AMP's in my life, but I have never experienced such bad attitude or poor service. When we finally called it quits, cleaned up with a kleenex and walked down the hall, I made it a point to go behind the curtain and ask for Mama. I told her this was the worst, and she looked surprised. I went out to the car, and mama came out and asked if I was OK. I only told her no, and I won't be back. Knowing me, I am sure I will go back someday, but if the girl can't crack a smile or even remotely act interested, I'm moving on. Probably would help if I sprung for the 1 hour....but with this girl I think that 1 hour would just prolong the grief. I wish I could remember her name, but if you go to Memories Massage by the BlockBuster, just remember BUYER BEWARE! In my experience, Hong Kong girls give great service, but I never saw a girl there as pretty as the "no touchie" girl from Memories, so there is the trade off guys.

Happy Hunting.

Hi,

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[Wasserratte]

I concur with the previously report: the cheapest mongering experience on Guam right now is the Venus. You can get a decent looking Korean gal (age in 20s) for short time (30 minutes) for only $50. Of course, the tip ranges from $0---$20 depending on the quality of service. Remember, your mileage will vary. The only draw back is that the Venus does not have a shower for the customers to use (either before or afterwards) and the rooms are small, hot, and have rock-hard beds. I suspect the "bed" I was on was probably a 4' x 8' plywood sheet that the management found on the side of the road and just threw a blanket over it. Even though they cost more, at least the Ichiban and Hong Kong Massage have showers, A/C, and more realistic beds. As is often the case in life, you get (laid) what you pay for.

Happy hunting!

[Hawaii Man]

Well, it is good to see some activity on this board for Guam. I travel there quite a bit and find that the mongering is a little difficult if you want some action back at your hotel room.

I did want to ask the last poster about the Memories AMP. I think that there are two Memories on Marine Drive. I stopped in one of them once and the ladies were way too old for me. Which one of these did you have the good experience in?

I have been looking for a good place in Guam to hook up with some local Filipina and I just heard about a new bar in Tamuning called Angeles East, located at 109 Serenu. Has anyone been there yet to give us an update on this place?

[Sandie Gomm]

Just back from a week in Guam. Almost all work and no play. I did manage to visit a newer AMP called Venus, right next to Ichibang and across the street from Memories.

Mama lined up about 7 young ladies and I spent a short time with one. 80 bucks well spent. Basic CBJ, missionary and doggie, but a fun short time.

The local economy is kind of depressed right now. One of my street hawker buds told me he'd gone about 6 days without lining up a client for the house. That's why bargains can still be had. Good hunting folks. Stay safe and sane.

[Chitrapa]

Lucy at Memories gave me the ride of my life! She's a 27 year old Korean girl from Busan. Suggestion: the nicer you are to her the better service you'll receive. We fuck (4) times and the last two were started by her!

[tjoe2002]

I recently visited Guam and made the rounds of the usual strip clubs, etc. My favorite of those was Vikings, but watch out for the $20 hostess drinks. I didnt try any of the AMPs but did call a massage service listed in the phone book with a prominent ad offering out call. Within 20 minutes a 22 year old Korean girl was at my doorstep. She was as cute as a button and gave a real GFE.

[beon_confined]

Guam's AMPs are cheap compared to the US. For the 1/2 hour entrance fee, I received FS with tips ranging from $.00 to $.10! I was also offered a threesome but I did not partake. I visited the AMPs on Marine Drive -- Hong Kong, Ichibang, and Memories. The most memorable was a K-gal from HK allowing two pops. Otherwise, little massage was offered, no table showers or asian -- extras I miss from my experience in Honolulu.

Other than that, I got a lengthy HJ and quickie BBBJ in CT. Otherwise, bring lots of dollar bills to grope dancers everywhere except the cookie. (I wish there was lap dancing due to the high contact at the tip rail.) Strippers only hustled me to buy them a drink vice repeating "wanna dance?" -- Oh, how I miss that question.

[Midnight Runner]

Well folks the scene out here is bad. There seems to be next to nothing out here for the average monger on Guam.

The SW scene is practically dead. There are one or two here and there but they are rarely out. Everything else is a lady-boy and they are all out by Club Texas.

The AMP's have all gone Korean. Fun at first but it get old after awhile dealing with people that try to hussle you. Sure, hussling is part of the game but it would be nice once in awhile to bargin with a local, filipina or white girl. As it is right now there are three AMP's that are all owned by the same people so the girls will rotate around there. And like I said they are Korean, a few Chinese or Thai but they tend to be older. No local girls, filipinas, or even white girls.

The strip joints have died out a bit as well. I remember less then a year ago one might be able to get BBJ or even FS for anywhere from $50 to $100 private show. Now you would be lucky to get a HJ.

That's all from this end. Hopefully there will be some better news in the future.

[Wild Mustang]

I'm going to be coming to Guam to work at Andersen AFB begining the end of this month; would like to get with any mongers here in Guam sometime for the guided tour is there's one available. Also an acquaintance of mine will start working at Hong Kong around the beginning of next week. Her name was Mimi in NCal and if you see her say hi from Dave. She gives an excellant massage (very hard).

[Peskadot]

Had a two fer at Ichi Bang Massage. Decent young Korean chicks. 1.6 for an hour. All covered, alright GFE. Would repeat.

Peskadot

[Sandie Gomm]

Had a great time recently in Guam. It rained for two days straight, but let up on the third. Took a chance and headed out to Hong Kong Massage, where I saw Jun and a younger friend. Great experience, and (I thought) well worth the $2 for both. Kind of a nice contrast between Jun's heavy rack and her younger partner's slim, shaved body. I'll be back. I know a lot of folks wouldn't want to pay that much, but I think I got my money's worth. Unhurried, a doube GFE.

Cheers. Keep it safe and sane.

[Mookman]

If there are anybody in Guam, send me a PM, anytime, I'll be stuck here for awhile.

Just the standard old massage parlors, nothing else much here.

Mook