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  1. #32

    Fear of missing out

    Your know when your an addict when you fear missing out on a new girl who is hot as hell as a result you check daily if you get a chance.

  2. #31
    When you're leaving the Walmart and you see an Asian lady with a flat of mini waters in her cart and your first thought is…..

    I saw that a few months ago and kick myself for not going and atleast giving her the head nod, just to see her reaction.

  3. #30

    When.

    You can't help but stare at all the milfs loading items from their shopping cart into their car in parking lots. Damn sexy some of them. 'tis the season!

  4. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Absence  [View Original Post]
    I spent 2 hrs finger blasting my new girlfriend. I needed to ice my shoulder after. She asks me if I like oral sex. I say, "yes, do you?" She says yes. Do I get a BJ? Nope. And I think this chick really likes me. WTF!
    You asked her if she likes oral sex and only used your finger (s) for two hours? Maybe I read it wrong, but if you dine down below until she insists that you stop, she most likely will do more that you like.

    You know you are a mongering addict when. You give advise to try to improve your competition's game.

    Dick.

  5. #28

    Civilians won't do it for you anymore

    I spent 2 hrs finger blasting my new girlfriend. I needed to ice my shoulder after. She asks me if I like oral sex. I say, "yes, do you?" She says yes. Do I get a BJ? Nope. And I think this chick really likes me. WTF!

    No strange in two weeks. I am jonesing big time.

  6. #27
    You look at or notice low end motels.

    You can tell girls who are pros just by looking at them if you run into one in public.

  7. #26
    Old lady down a side street walking the dog. And yes, those mannequins are a PITA.

  8. #25
    LOL so true. Hell a damn mailbox in the distance might make me do a you turn.

  9. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Someone1234  [View Original Post]
    When you're driving on Nebraska and see a cutie up ahead in the distance. Change lanes and get closer just to realize it's a vacuum cleaner on the sidewalk.
    Those effing mannequins on Columbus always gets me.

  10. #23

    Mirage.

    When you're driving on Nebraska and see a cutie up ahead in the distance. Change lanes and get closer just to realize it's a vacuum cleaner on the sidewalk.

  11. #22
    When you get up in the morning and read this forum and check LC favorites before you check your e-mail.

  12. #21
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    Hotel chubbs

    Quote Originally Posted by Brasky  [View Original Post]
    You drive by given hotel and get a chubber.
    I drive a lot around town for my job and am constantly passing places I've smashed some ass. There isn't a corner of Tampa Bay where I don't pass at least one. Shitholes to the really nice ones. Mostly good memories.

  13. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by ChaseStar  [View Original Post]
    That's a really good deal for airfare to Germany. How did you find such low airfare?
    LOL that was just the sex! For a 5 hour gangbang with some amateur porn stars. Airfare and hotel not included.

  14. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by SfoDavid67  [View Original Post]
    Hell I flew all the way to Germany just to fuck and cream pie an amateur porn star and cum in her pussy. Does that count? Paid 130 euro to do it!
    That's a really good deal for airfare to Germany. How did you find such low airfare?

  15. #18
    Hell I flew all the way to Germany just to fuck and cream pie an amateur porn star and cum in her pussy. Does that count? Paid 130 euro to do it!

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