Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[CoronaLime]

I was out cruising last night on AA and ran into a girl who I've dated once previously and still chat with from time to time. We were talking about the whole BBBJ scene and politics on aurora and she told me about how she did a date once with a guy who wore surgical gloves, a mask and Two condoms! By his own free will. She told me he came really fast too! She told me she was deadass serious. I was dying of laughter. One of the funniest dates I've ever heard of.

That no me. I not only one that cum. Fast.

[Marko Ramius]

Go at this crap for a few years and you will see some fucked up shit. Here are some good ones:

1. Long ago I was at an AMP (that is still in business) and getting down on it when two of the other girls decided it was a good time to have a serious fight. So while I was fucking I was hearing stuff break and getting slammed into walls. They hit the door to the room I was in so hard it bulged in and broke -- we had to take the hinges off to get out of the room. Got to love Euro Touch.

2. Once I called one of the few reliable and decent agencies they sent me a pretty cute (but very young and inexperienced) girl. So we are getting comfortable and she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. I thought that was fine. Well she locked herself in the bathroom and was bawling like a baby. I called the agency and after some back and forth the madam came out to my apartment and after several hours were able to talk her out of my bathroom and out of my apartment. I never called that agency again.

3. There was a pretty hot escort from another agency who I sometimes saw. One night at about 3 am I heard her pounding on my door demanding to be let in. She was dressed in leather boots and a leather bikini (it was February). Apparently she had been at some kind of party down the road that had been busted and she had somehow bolted, but without her street clothes or car keys. She wanted me to call someone or take her somewhere and I was like, "Fuck no". So I let her stay the night. In the morning I bought some sweats and flip flops in her size, more or less dressed her, and gave her a ride back to her place. Never heard any details on WTF exactly happened.

4. After that I got smart and stopped getting escorts to my apartment. So one time at a hotel I had takeout and this girl conked out (completely asleep) after fucking. I couldn't wake her up. I called the agency and was told 'she did that sometimes' and that to just let her sleep it off. So I did but didn't realize that she would wake up not knowing where she was or what had happened. Which made for an exciting 4 am.

So weird shit does happen.

[Marko Ramius]

Why is everything so shitty here?

Things have been shitty here for whoring as long as I have been at it. Honestly whenever something comes along that is decent it gets cracked down on pretty hard, either by the cops or other people in the business. Same effect either way.

I remember in the 90's when 95 percent of the escort ads in the Stranger were blatant ripoffs. Also in the early 90's there were dozens of MPs (mostly white girls) on 99 south of the airport to the Pierce county line, some of which were decent. They were all pretty efficiently shut down over about a nine month period.

Why? Mostly because Seattle is still small town in a lot of ways and there always has been a kind of stuffy disapproval of anybody getting freaky.

[Trevi509]

No one in TNA talks about this page so naturally, if TNA Is the first one finds out, one doesn't know any better. I used to be one of them. One of the fellow mongers introduced me to AMP then from Reddit, I found this place and now this is all I visit (+rmap). TNA Is such a joke with crazy providers ranging from 4. To 1 K per hour. Urgh.

There's a thread there about BBFS and this place is referenced there primarily. Leave a comment there and watch your name pop up on ignore lists. The best part is probably about 3/4 of the providers there offer some sort of bb service, with probably half offering BBFS. But that the big bad topic there that everyone acts like they don't partake in.

[SkeletonKey6]

I've always said that providers in the US, especially here in Seattle, are some of the most expensive with the least amount of ROI. I've been to TJ, Costa Rica, Seoul, Hong Kong, Bangkok, Macau, Taipei, and Tokyo and most of those girls were cheaper, hotter, and had better service. Even in Singapore, which is one of the most expensive cities in the world, I was able to find some great girls for half the price than Seattle....

Why is everything so shitty here?

[PyroJinx]

I was out cruising last night on AA and ran into a girl who I've dated once previously and still chat with from time to time. We were talking about the whole BBBJ scene and politics on aurora and she told me about how she did a date once with a guy who wore surgical gloves, a mask and Two condoms! By his own free will. She told me he came really fast too! She told me she was deadass serious. I was dying of laughter. One of the funniest dates I've ever heard of.

[HelloThar]

I'm just seeing the Asian agencies and CT girls. Great service for $$$ or $$ 5. So much better than what's out there. Got maybe one or two that I see every once in a while for bb on the other board but those two agencies are just consistently better in terms of looks and service. Surprised people are still wasting there money. I get a more personable, nasty, client centric experience from traveling providers than any that are based locally.

I've gotten some duds from both of those as well, but can agree the service is still usually better -- especially for the former -- than the average provider from the other board. For people who are new to the scene and stick to good reviews, they're easy to recommend though.

I think my main complaint with agencies sometimes is most are on a very strict schedule so it can sometimes feel mechanical or you're on an assembly line. Or a language barrier makes things less fun. Sure that doesn't matter to many as you're not there to talk, but there's a lot of intangibles that make for good gfe for instance.

One reason why if I travel elsewhere I'd likely stick to areas where locals can at least passably speak English as a second language rather than use a translator app.

[FlyingGolfball]

I'm just seeing the Asian agencies and CT girls. Great service for $$$ or $$ 5. So much better than what's out there. Got maybe one or two that I see every once in a while for bb on the other board but those two agencies are just consistently better in terms of looks and service. Surprised people are still wasting there money. I get a more personable, nasty, client centric experience from traveling providers than any that are based locally.

No one in TNA talks about this page so naturally, if TNA Is the first one finds out, one doesn't know any better. I used to be one of them. One of the fellow mongers introduced me to AMP then from Reddit, I found this place and now this is all I visit (+rmap). TNA Is such a joke with crazy providers ranging from 4. To 1 K per hour. Urgh.

[Snugfit]

I'm just seeing the Asian agencies and CT girls. Great service for $$$ or $$ 5. So much better than what's out there. Got maybe one or two that I see every once in a while for bb on the other board but those two agencies are just consistently better in terms of looks and service. Surprised people are still wasting there money. I get a more personable, nasty, client centric experience from traveling providers than any that are based locally.

[BackInSea]

Yep, I envy those who travel elsewhere for fun as it seems much more financially responsible (LOL), especially with strong conversion rates.

What costs $500 here is probably $300 in Vancouver. $50-150 in Tijuana. Tons of options overseas. And hell, if you look decent you can just use a dating app and hook up with locals, especially if you speak more languages. I bet more would travel if there were a definitive go-to guide to each country we could always reference.

Then you see providers here or women in general complain about passport / tourism bros, and I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Not everyone is a victim overseas.

We really pay out the ass for convenience and proximity.

I've always said that providers in the US, especially here in Seattle, are some of the most expensive with the least amount of ROI. I've been to TJ, Costa Rica, Seoul, Hong Kong, Bangkok, Macau, Taipei, and Tokyo and most of those girls were cheaper, hotter, and had better service. Even in Singapore, which is one of the most expensive cities in the world, I was able to find some great girls for half the price than Seattle.

And you're right, I think it's so hypocritical that the girls on TNA will give us shit for going to other countries and poon, but really they're just butthurt that we're seeing everyone except them. I've always maintained the theory that on TRB, some of the American providers narced on the kgirls because guys were getting better service from younger and hotter girls for about $100 cheaper.

These ratchet hoes need to get it through their thick, empty skulls that we go to other countries, even our neighbors to the north, because the ROI is way better than what they provide. Ironically, they're the one's driving us to go elsewhere with their irrational rates for doing the least amount of work.

I'm not cheap, I've paid more than $500 for an hour. The thing is that I've never paid that much and thought "that was worth it". Not once.

When I was living on the East Coast, there were plenty of classy providers that were in the $400-$600 range and I was perfectly fine paying that much because I knew the service would be good. I knew they would be staying in a nice hotel or private incall. Here, a lot of the ratchet girls that are charging that same amount, literally just lay there and won't do anything else. Very high probability that they would be staying at some cheap-ass roach motel too.

[Bfm66]

Yep, I envy those who travel elsewhere for fun as it seems much more financially responsible (LOL), especially with strong conversion rates.

What costs $500 here is probably $300 in Vancouver. $50-150 in Tijuana. Tons of options overseas. And hell, if you look decent you can just use a dating app and hook up with locals, especially if you speak more languages. I bet more would travel if there were a definitive go-to guide to each country we could always reference.

Then you see providers here or women in general complain about passport / tourism bros, and I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Not everyone is a victim overseas.

We really pay out the ass for convenience and proximity.

Yes, I agree, a lot of the rates I have seen are insane, along with their lists of "things I hate", but even worse, most of them are horrible to even look at, stupid giant fake tits, lips pumped up with God knows what, really bad tattoos and giant, cellulite riddled asses. Girls with those kind of rates had better look like fucking Victoria's Secret supermodels.

[HelloThar]

I haven't been on TNA in awhile, but I hopped on recently just to see if there was any new talent worth seeing. WTF is with these prices? So apparently it seems like $500 is the new standard for girls wanting to just lay there and be a blow-up doll ("Don'ts" include almost everything under the sun). There is one girl in Portland that is charging $800 and it's no GFE.

Yep, I envy those who travel elsewhere for fun as it seems much more financially responsible (LOL), especially with strong conversion rates.

What costs $500 here is probably $300 in Vancouver. $50-150 in Tijuana. Tons of options overseas. And hell, if you look decent you can just use a dating app and hook up with locals, especially if you speak more languages. I bet more would travel if there were a definitive go-to guide to each country we could always reference.

Then you see providers here or women in general complain about passport / tourism bros, and I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Not everyone is a victim overseas.

We really pay out the ass for convenience and proximity.

[Trevi509]

I haven't been on TNA in awhile, but I hopped on recently just to see if there was any new talent worth seeing. WTF is with these prices? So apparently it seems like $500 is the new standard for girls wanting to just lay there and be a blow-up doll ("Don'ts" include almost everything under the sun). There is one girl in Portland that is charging $800 and it's no GFE.

It's everywhere. I wanted to set an appointment with a girl in Spokane who had the standard rates I'm used to. I asked how much for an hour and she said her prices have changed. She went from $300 to $500. I stopped communication with her and found another date. She texted me in the morning asking if I was still interested and I just said no, I don't pay that much. She then went on about how she hasn't made the change yet and would still see me at her old rate. I was still fine from my date the night before so I still told her no.

I'm not cheap, I've paid more than $500 for an hour. The thing is that I've never paid that much and thought "that was worth it". Not once.

I also am big on seeing regulars, but if my date almost doubles the rate. I'm finding a new regular. There's plenty of girls.

[BackInSea]

I haven't been on TNA in awhile, but I hopped on recently just to see if there was any new talent worth seeing. WTF is with these prices? So apparently it seems like $500 is the new standard for girls wanting to just lay there and be a blow-up doll ("Don'ts" include almost everything under the sun). There is one girl in Portland that is charging $800 and it's no GFE.

[GoaThillBilly]

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