Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**TnaHunter2014** · 12-02-22 12:30

Originally Posted by MauiGuy1980 [View Original Post]

Who the fuck is paying these rates?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....%26%2311088%3B

Incall:

50% deposit required.

1 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

2 HR: 900 / Special: 720.

3 HR: 1200 / Special960.

Outcall:

*25% deposit required*.

1 HR: 500 / Special: 400.

2 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

3 HR: 1000 / Special: 800.

I'd guess sixty clients over a few months. She's got 6 reviews. I'm thinking 1 out of ten will review her (these guys are very secure and don't give a fuk). Just saying, there's a lid for every pot and she's probably having no trouble finding lids. There's a lot of money in seattle / Bellevue and some of those guys are into some weird shit. Or maybe super unattractive and don't want to have their dates look like beauty and the beast.

**PA Paul** · 12-02-22 10:46

Originally Posted by MauiGuy1980 [View Original Post]

Who the fuck is paying these rates?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....%26%2311088%3B

Incall:

50% deposit required.

1 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

2 HR: 900 / Special: 720.

3 HR: 1200 / Special960.

Outcall:

*25% deposit required*.

1 HR: 500 / Special: 400.

2 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

3 HR: 1000 / Special: 800.

In the episode of Diff'rent Strokes, where the older boys gave Arnold and Dudley cigarettes, Pearl came by. They put their cigarettes out. Pearl asked, "Who's smoking in here?" Dudley said "Not me," and a big cloud of smoke came out of his mouth.

Who's paying these rates? Not me. (With cigarette smoke coming out of my mouth).

**DRock120** · 12-01-22 19:35

This thread is fucking gold. LOL.

**BoboThe55** · 12-01-22 17:23

Originally Posted by LeoTheLion [View Original Post]

At first, I was like .. Okay, maybe she is another one of those sexy porn star chicks charging an arm.

But once I saw the pictures. Wow. I don't even know what to say without sounding like a an asshole. If anyone actually paid $1200 for that, I wish them the best in life.

SMF'S once the prices go up they rarely come back down.

**Leo The Lion** · 12-01-22 17:09

At first, I was like .. Okay, maybe she is another one of those sexy porn star chicks charging an arm.

But once I saw the pictures. Wow. I don't even know what to say without sounding like a an asshole. If anyone actually paid $1200 for that, I wish them the best in life.

Originally Posted by MauiGuy1980 [View Original Post]

Who the fuck is paying these rates?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....%26%2311088%3B

Incall:

50% deposit required.

1 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

2 HR: 900 / Special: 720.

3 HR: 1200 / Special960.

Outcall:

*25% deposit required*.

1 HR: 500 / Special: 400.

2 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

3 HR: 1000 / Special: 800.

**BlackMarketBb** · 12-01-22 11:02

Mmm, fat, hairy and tatted.

Hopefully not many.

Originally Posted by MauiGuy1980 [View Original Post]

Who the fuck is paying these rates?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....%26%2311088%3B

Incall:

50% deposit required.

1 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

2 HR: 900 / Special: 720.

3 HR: 1200 / Special960.

Outcall:

*25% deposit required*.

1 HR: 500 / Special: 400.

2 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

3 HR: 1000 / Special: 800.

**MauiGuy1980** · 12-01-22 02:01

Who the fuck is paying these rates?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....%26%2311088%3B

Incall:

50% deposit required.

1 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

2 HR: 900 / Special: 720.

3 HR: 1200 / Special960.

Outcall:

*25% deposit required*.

1 HR: 500 / Special: 400.

2 HR: 700 / Special: 560.

3 HR: 1000 / Special: 800.

**Camhole** · 11-30-22 14:52

Originally Posted by MauiGuy1980 [View Original Post]

Aw hell, taking a provider from the USA to Thailand is like paying an international FedEx rate to bring sand to the beach and being force to only play with that batch of sand.

Brandy the Asian bikini barista from Paradise once asked me to take her with me on one trip over there. I just laughed and told her the same thing, I'm not bringing sand to the beach. LOL.

**CrackedWheat** · 11-30-22 05:00

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

Once had a provider pay for me to go with her on vacation to LA for a week. She was going to a wedding and didn't have a "boyfriend to show her family" so asked me to go with her. She paid all expenses for flights, rental car, hotel, food and entertainment. It also included all private time with her. At the wedding one of her sisters asked if she could come to our hotel and share me. Fun vacation!

Cool story, bro.

**MauiGuy1980** · 11-30-22 01:01

Originally Posted by Camhole [View Original Post]

I'd take a small mini vacation with several of the providers I've met in Thailand. They know how to give great attention and understand the reasons you would bring them along. At least most of them LOL. I'd never take one from the US. Fuck that noise, I'd just take a civi.

Aw hell, taking a provider from the USA to Thailand is like paying an international FedEx rate to bring sand to the beach and being force to only play with that batch of sand.

**Camhole** · 11-29-22 22:37

Originally Posted by Anonymous420 [View Original Post]

Holy smokes what a bad idea.

Why travel with a hooker when there will likely be plenty at your destination?

I'd take a small mini vacation with several of the providers I've met in Thailand. They know how to give great attention and understand the reasons you would bring them along. At least most of them LOL. I'd never take one from the US. Fuck that noise, I'd just take a civi.

**WarpFactor69** · 11-29-22 20:18

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

I click the link and it just opens an ad in another window.

I think of it as a way to keep this site free for us gentlemen. I don't mind.

**Anonymous420** · 11-27-22 15:54

Originally Posted by ProJohn1 [View Original Post]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ful-experience

Here is a good read. I hope this guy learned his lesson LOL. Imagine thinking it would be a good idea to bring a hooker to Hawaii for a vacation!

Holy smokes what a bad idea.

Why travel with a hooker when there will likely be plenty at your destination?

**Marko Ramius** · 11-27-22 15:11

To be honest, I've done that with three different providers over the years and haven't had a single problem. Bluntly, I've had more travel drama with civilians than with pros.

In fairness, in all three cases I knew them (the providers) very well and had seen them multiple times over the course of a couple of years. Two of the three I knew where they lived and in one case I had her mom's number on speed dial. And none of them were drug-addicted skanks that are so prevalent on the boards today.

**HarleySteve** · 11-27-22 13:22

Originally Posted by ProJohn1 [View Original Post]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ful-experience

Here is a good read. I hope this guy learned his lesson LOL. Imagine thinking it would be a good idea to bring a hooker to Hawaii for a vacation!

Once had a provider pay for me to go with her on vacation to LA for a week. She was going to a wedding and didn't have a "boyfriend to show her family" so asked me to go with her. She paid all expenses for flights, rental car, hotel, food and entertainment. It also included all private time with her. At the wedding one of her sisters asked if she could come to our hotel and share me. Fun vacation!