Stupid Shit in Greenville

**Hobby Cat 55** · 05-16-22 09:56

Originally Posted by MongerDude [View Original Post]

Good one HC! Can anyone add to this list?

How about Mature=60+.

LOL it would probably say: Mature = Fat and 60+.

**Monger Dude** · 05-15-22 05:48

Good one HC! Can anyone add to this list?

How about Mature=60+.

**LoveTheBeaver** · 05-14-22 19:59

Originally Posted by HobbyCat55 [View Original Post]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

All this humor and not a trace of exaggeration anywhere in it. It's perfect!

Thanks HC!!

LtB.

**Georges Life** · 05-14-22 09:21

Originally Posted by HobbyCat55 [View Original Post]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Brilliant hahahaha.

**HamBiscuit** · 05-13-22 23:24

Originally Posted by HobbyCat55 [View Original Post]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

This is the best post I have ever read on this site. Need to pin this one as a FAQ for newbies.

**TourMud1989** · 05-13-22 17:38

Good laugh!

Originally Posted by HobbyCat55 [View Original Post]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat..

**SCTerabyte** · 05-13-22 11:01

Originally Posted by HobbyCat55 [View Original Post]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Kind of what I thought also but never could think of how to express it. Good Job.

SC.

**Hobby Cat 55** · 05-13-22 10:35

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

**Ledeas** · 05-07-22 09:33

Originally Posted by MaverickSC [View Original Post]

Search the massage thread, tons of info there. Some places are hand job only others are Full service. Sometimes you can touch the persons leg or rub their leg and see how they respond. Some will start lightly rubbing you with those fingertips, you can respond by spreading your legs and they will play with your boys. Don't be afraid to say you like it. Others you can ask what the menu is and they will ask what you want. It just depends on where you go. Not too many full service places I know of. Vida is one in Greenville. Which hotel Asians have you seen.

https://greenville.skipthegames.com/...g/545847700260

This one a week or 2 ago. Reviewed in Hotel Asians. The other was in Anderson back in December?

Near hardee's on exit 19.

**Maverick SC** · 05-06-22 21:44

Originally Posted by Ledeas [View Original Post]

1. What makes a person a "senior member"? 17 reviews? 120 posts? (Edit. Never mind. Found the answer in the FAQ. I failed Forum 102)

Just curious.

2. How does this AMP work? Go in with the understanding that someone might not want to do more and just get a massage?

Is there a code word? If they are like the 2 hotel Asians I met. Communication will be troublesome for sure.

3. If providers are on here are they allowed to promote or offer?

4. Thank you to everyone that has been kind to others or me. I have had in general good meetings with the few people I met.

Be safe folks.

Search the massage thread, tons of info there. Some places are hand job only others are Full service. Sometimes you can touch the persons leg or rub their leg and see how they respond. Some will start lightly rubbing you with those fingertips, you can respond by spreading your legs and they will play with your boys. Don't be afraid to say you like it. Others you can ask what the menu is and they will ask what you want. It just depends on where you go. Not too many full service places I know of. Vida is one in Greenville. Which hotel Asians have you seen.

**Ledeas** · 05-06-22 20:32

1. What makes a person a "senior member"? 17 reviews? 120 posts? (Edit. Never mind. Found the answer in the FAQ. I failed Forum 102)

Just curious.

2. How does this AMP work? Go in with the understanding that someone might not want to do more and just get a massage?

Is there a code word? If they are like the 2 hotel Asians I met. Communication will be troublesome for sure.

3. If providers are on here are they allowed to promote or offer?

4. Thank you to everyone that has been kind to others or me. I have had in general good meetings with the few people I met.

Be safe folks.

**Scjobber** · 05-02-22 07:46

Originally Posted by BlackManWorkin [View Original Post]

This past Wednesday a condom broke just as I came. I asked if she had anything, and she reassured me that she was clean. I was worried for a couple of days. I think I'll get tested anyway at the 3-month mark. Has this happened to you before?

It has happened to me. Not a great feeling. All you can do is be mindful of symptoms and get tested as planned. I get a 10 panel test from priority std testing. I can just walk in at quest and they draw blood and take urine. It's $200 for the 10 panel test and results are fast. As for the timing of the test, lots of research out on the web. You might want to get one in the next week or two for some peace of mind and then get retested at 3 months mark. Hope it all works out well my brother.

**BlackManWorkin** · 05-01-22 13:56

This past Wednesday a condom broke just as I came. I asked if she had anything, and she reassured me that she was clean. I was worried for a couple of days. I think I'll get tested anyway at the 3-month mark. Has this happened to you before?

**IBetThatHurt** · 02-11-22 15:38

Originally Posted by JimboA [View Original Post]

Well spoken. However, this guy's claims aren't about a single lady he's gotten lucky with. He is claiming that half their staff is performing activities for him that run contrary to everyone else's experience. Maybe he just has looks and charm in such abundance that it dwarfs what the rest of us have. Maybe he's dropping 10 k a pop. Who knows?

Actually, almost everyone on that list is gone now. Even Sara and Jenny are only there part of the time (neither of whom I claimed FS with).

Originally Posted by JimboA [View Original Post]

Regardless, there is a preponderance of evidence and experience that are antithetical to his claims. Is there a single person here who can corroborate his reviews?

His statement about money and being "charming as fuck" also feels like a direct insult to everyone else. Plenty of us are charming, intelligent, attractive, and ready to drop cash. We are all here for our own reasons, and the implication that we just aren't charming enough or didn't spend enough or whatever is a really bullshit way to excuse his claims.

Your "preponderance of evidence" consists of reports from guys who didn't fare any better than you. That's not evidence. That's confirmation bias. I, on the other hand, have received messages from multiple people claiming they had the exact same experience with the various girls I mentioned. I'm sorry you didn't have better luck. BTW, the "charming as fuck" bit was humor, but it obviously struck a nerve. You should probably think on why that is.

Originally Posted by JimboA [View Original Post]

Despite being asked directly for more specific info, none has been provided. While I believe your post is correct in general, I have my doubts that it applies to this guy.

I don't recall being asked for any info that I didn't provide. A lot of it was sent via DM though, since we know there's a guy here claiming to be "close personal friends with the owner" and the last time he mentioned that, two girls were fired the next day. So yep. DM me if you want more intel.

**Bairen Nanhai** · 02-11-22 11:07

Originally Posted by JimboA [View Original Post]

Well spoken. However, this guy's claims aren't about a single lady he's gotten lucky with. He is claiming that half their staff is performing activities for him that run contrary to everyone else's experience. Maybe he just has looks and charm in such abundance that it dwarfs what the rest of us have. Maybe he's dropping 10 k a pop. Who knows?

Regardless, there is a preponderance of evidence and experience that are antithetical to his claims. Is there a single person here who can corroborate his reviews?

His statement about money and being "charming as fuck" also feels like a direct insult to everyone else. Plenty of us are charming, intelligent, attractive, and ready to drop cash. We are all here for our own reasons, and the implication that we just aren't charming enough or didn't spend enough or whatever is a really bullshit way to excuse his claims.

Despite being asked directly for more specific info, none has been provided. While I believe your post is correct in general, I have my doubts that it applies to this guy.

I get it. Yes, there are those that will BS about anything. I don't see the point. Most of us will never meet, and some people are just so much cooler online. Haha! I'm just saying it is possible. Some girls are into Type A personalities. I find them highly obnoxious. I've got a guy I chat with on here regularly with who says he has several of these chicks over to his house. Some of his stories about providers that I know mesh with my experiences, so I know part of what he is saying is true. He is single and I am not, so I have not attempted to get personal numbers and invite girls out. I do know girls that run their own shops and I have had lunch with a couple of ladies, and sometimes I fix things for them in the shop, but that is it. The rest is Behind closed doors at the shop. I have a few regulars I am close to, and I will buy them gifts for birthdays and holidays. Not everyone invests that much into the hobby, but I respect them, and consider some of them as pretty good friends. I don't even want to think how much money I pour into this hobby, but I'm pretty sure that's why I'm not driving a Maserati right now. Hahaha!

Bairen.