Stupid Shit in Greenville

[TwoShots]

https://greenville.skipthegames.com/...t/788730334838

This one requested a picture of my face holding up 3 fingers.

https://greenville.skipthegames.com/...u/359569049389

She wanted a picture. I sent her one of my donation, she wanted one of my face.

If mongers keep empowering these working girls they will keep demanding g more. I would never send my picture to any of these stg girls, not even a fake one. Take your money elsewhere a d if everyone says no they will eventually drop it because is costing them money. Besides there is absolutely nothing that a picture will do to protect her but much damage can come from your picture on the phone of a dead hooker.

Take your dick and money elsewhere.

[Outlaw44]

I found a reasonable facsimile online which looks somewhat like me which I use when I come up against that. These ladies take a lot of latitude with their's so I figure it is only fair. Never had anyone turn me down because of this.

https://greenville.skipthegames.com/...t/788730334838

This one requested a picture of my face holding up 3 fingers.

https://greenville.skipthegames.com/...u/359569049389

She wanted a picture. I sent her one of my donation, she wanted one of my face.

[FiveOfSix]

So I got turned down by 2 providers because I wouldn't send them a face picture.

I found a reasonable facsimile online which looks somewhat like me which I use when I come up against that. These ladies take a lot of latitude with their's so I figure it is only fair. Never had anyone turn me down because of this.

[Outlaw44]

So I got turned down by 2 providers because I wouldn't send them a face picture.

[LoveTheBeaver]

I went to the Quality Inn by the mall for a late night dream. Everything seemed good until she asked for a picture. I declined and she agreed to see me anyway. I get there, and she's not the girl in the pics. But I recognize her as Kayla on escort alligator. No problem, I thought. I get inside her hotel room and I notice she's really high. I try to donate using cashapp and roses but she denies my cashapp option, so I opt for a qv. She agrees and refuses to get the hat. She keeps hugging me and asks me to touch her breast (LE check, maybe?) and says we're just going to chill.

I knew I had to get out of there. A cat was meowing in the bathroom and that was driving me crazy. I spotted my donation on the dresser, put it in my pocket, got my shoes on, and high tailed it out of there. The whole time I'm putting my shoes on, she's making up this story how she knows me from Bucks. I've never been to Bucks. But I knew one thing for certain: she was too high. There was no way I could have the dream.

The woman in question:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/82432505 (fake pics).

https://greenville.skipthegames.com/...a/024788724845 (real pics).

She working in a hotel with Stephanie. Her ads are:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/82431335 (real pics but not accurate irl).

https://greenville.skipthegames.com/...n/034354533189

YMMV. My advice is not to see them if you suspect that they're high. I didn't know if she was trying to hurt me or not, so I got out of there as quickly as possible.

Stay safe, bros.

Sorry that didn't work out for you BMW but you probably saved another Forum member from a bad experience and I'm glad you got your donation back. .

Great review!

LtB.

[BlackManWorkin]

I went to the Quality Inn by the mall for a late night dream. Everything seemed good until she asked for a picture. I declined and she agreed to see me anyway. I get there, and she's not the girl in the pics. But I recognize her as Kayla on escort alligator. No problem, I thought. I get inside her hotel room and I notice she's really high. I try to donate using cashapp and roses but she denies my cashapp option, so I opt for a qv. She agrees and refuses to get the hat. She keeps hugging me and asks me to touch her breast (LE check, maybe?) and says we're just going to chill.

I knew I had to get out of there. A cat was meowing in the bathroom and that was driving me crazy. I spotted my donation on the dresser, put it in my pocket, got my shoes on, and high tailed it out of there. The whole time I'm putting my shoes on, she's making up this story how she knows me from Bucks. I've never been to Bucks. But I knew one thing for certain: she was too high. There was no way I could have the dream.

The woman in question:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/82432505 (fake pics).

https://greenville.skipthegames.com/...a/024788724845 (real pics).

She working in a hotel with Stephanie. Her ads are:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ville/82431335 (real pics but not accurate irl).

https://greenville.skipthegames.com/...n/034354533189

YMMV. My advice is not to see them if you suspect that they're high. I didn't know if she was trying to hurt me or not, so I got out of there as quickly as possible.

Stay safe, bros.

[Chris201]

Probably the one that gets me the most is when they advertise that they're "Fetish Friendly: No bare and No GFE. Don't ask or you will be blocked. ".

Doesn't sound very friendly to me.

Don't forget "open minded". I saw one like that just today. Underneath that statement the ad said No GFE, No BB, and. No CBJ. Doesn't sound very open minded to me at all. Haha. She probably only wanted $. 5 too for a quicky. What a deal!

[CoolPanther]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Bravo my friend. Well said.

[Monger Dude]

Probably the one that gets me the most is when they advertise that they're "Fetish Friendly: No bare and No GFE. Don't ask or you will be blocked. ".

Doesn't sound very friendly to me.

[Zauriel]

That looks like a version of one I wrote a decade or so ago. Hobby is close: Mature=old. And fat.

Good one HC! Can anyone add to this list?

How about Mature=60+.

[Hobby Cat 55]

Good one HC! Can anyone add to this list?

How about Mature=60+.

LOL it would probably say: Mature = Fat and 60+.

[Monger Dude]

Good one HC! Can anyone add to this list?

How about Mature=60+.

[LoveTheBeaver]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

All this humor and not a trace of exaggeration anywhere in it. It's perfect!

Thanks HC!!

LtB.

[Georges Life]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Brilliant hahahaha.

[HamBiscuit]

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

This is the best post I have ever read on this site. Need to pin this one as a FAQ for newbies.