Escort Reports

[JbKicks1990]

Saw some reviews, and I'm a sucker for a gloryhole. So I reached out and it was very easy comms. She is in Brandon, but an easy 30 minute drive later I walked in to see her homemade gloryhole. Once donations were sorted she put on a bag and went to work.

This girl has phenomenal skills. Great DT, and paid good attention to the boys. She's also got some really hot big tits that I played with while she was going to town. Such a hot experience, I didn't last long. Was definitely worth the $, just wish she was closer!

https://callescort.org/404-387-1950

[KingIV]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/167913788

DO NOT SEE.

I tried seeing her and already something was off, but I dove in anyway. Big mistake. She started complaining that she couldn't fit anything in because she just got out of prison (despite having ads for a week now) and tried rubbing me against her vagina (no head). When I asked for my money back, she flew off the handle and went batshit, threatening me, trying to play the victim, etc, etc. She has a screw loose (or two), and I just put my clothes back on, but the $100, and dipped before things got ugly.

[UnspokenZero]

She has always been a good time for me, we had one incident. But I chalk that up to miscommunication. I would advise she is one you definitely should visit.

Brother I couldn't agree more.

I was in South Tampa getting ready for some stuff later this month. I'd meant to meet up with Trisha but the stars never aligned until today. As I was wrapping up I texted her to see her availability. I was in luck! She dropped her address and an ETA that she'd be ready. One thing I always appreciate about her is that she's punctual and sets good expectations. I arrived she gave me her room number and there was no fuss. Since this isn't my first time with her, there was no need for her special LEO check. We settled upon the time, roses were presented and we were off. I didn't have much time and needed a quick power nap so this worked out well. Started with one of her world-class mouth hugs, went into DATY, Mish, and finished in lazy doggie. This being my second release of the day it still was quite intense. By her screams, the crazy clamping of her box and her general enthusiasm we both had a really great time. YMMV. I always come to the visits with any provider clean, respectful, and ready to just chill and talk. Trish is a pretty cool chick who just loves to fuck. She's one of the more professional providers in this area. She's a gem here in the Bay Area. She did acknowledge that she's had some weird shit going on but she's working on it. I feel bad for some of you who had your expectations shattered and she didn't meet what you wanted. Showing up at 3 am Is going to give you a strange experience with most any provider.

[Smitty Qbert]

She must have lost weight then, like significant weight then, because in none of her pictures does she look even close to a spinner. That's a real turn around report for her compared to past reports and right on cue the perv contingent is going to reward her in a way. I mean this is hilarious. Not because of her situation. That is NOT funny. But how dudes will go from "not with my worst enemy's dick" to "did you say amputee! LMAO I love this board.

EDIT: She needs to update her pics too then, because someone said fuzzy pussy and her pics show a very nice clean bald pussy that actually looks edible to me.

Well, she lost the weight of those legs.

And yeah, the pics are misleading. There was one ad that had her in a wheelchair with those leg casts. Wonder if it was diabetes that caused the amputation and not taking care of herself.

I can only think about hands on the stumps making car transmission shifting sounds. 1st gear. Vrooommmm, 2nd geer, vrooommmmm.

[Girth Worm]

She is a double amputee, about 6 inches above the knee for both legs.

A few months back hit her up when in the area to sample the oral skills. She was under the blanket when I walked in. Gave a decent BJ from the bed with me standing. When the sheets were removed I have to say I was paralyzed and shocked because nowhere in her ads does she state this. After the initial shock, the perv in me took over cause all I could see was a literal "spinner". Different positions. Tight cooch with a good grip. Overall ok visit.

Would I visit again? Probably not, not a fan of deception and average service level for me. But as always YMMV & different strokes for different folks.

She must have lost weight then, like significant weight then, because in none of her pictures does she look even close to a spinner. That's a real turn around report for her compared to past reports and right on cue the perv contingent is going to reward her in a way. I mean this is hilarious. Not because of her situation. That is NOT funny. But how dudes will go from "not with my worst enemy's dick" to "did you say amputee! LMAO I love this board.

EDIT: She needs to update her pics too then, because someone said fuzzy pussy and her pics show a very nice clean bald pussy that actually looks edible to me.

[TTY954]

Straight from the "I didn't know I needed that" rabbit hole, please tell us who the midget, ahen, small person was. LOL! Any chance it was a local Bay Area provider? I've seen ads in LC / EB / MP before but just assumed they were scams. That has been on my bucket list for years.

Ha, and now watch the Jolie GPS rates kick in as she's probably blowing the fuck up right now. LOL! You all know our local group is thinking what I'm thinking. Who knew we had a bucket list provider so close? Saw she recently posted doubles with a TS provider for those who like to walk on that side of the street too. You know she's got to be thinking, "wow, I'm blowing up and busier than I have been in years, wonder what's going on?" I'll make sure to tell her she's welcome when I leave. LOL! Enjoy brothers!

Man I wish I found one, seems there have been maybe only two legit little ones in town in the past 15 years.

, and I missed them both. Still on my list though, as is preggers, deaf and amputee, already did bald and toothless and granny. My issue is they have to be somewhat cute, and Jolie looks like a beanbag.

[Rockit]

I can't believe I've become such a degenerate I'm entertaining this question: "Is she a legit bonified amputee? I'd have to add that with pregnant and midget to my bucket list.

Straight from the "I didn't know I needed that" rabbit hole, please tell us who the midget, ahen, small person was. LOL! Any chance it was a local Bay Area provider? I've seen ads in LC / EB / MP before but just assumed they were scams. That has been on my bucket list for years.

Ha, and now watch the Jolie GPS rates kick in as she's probably blowing the fuck up right now. LOL! You all know our local group is thinking what I'm thinking. Who knew we had a bucket list provider so close? Saw she recently posted doubles with a TS provider for those who like to walk on that side of the street too. You know she's got to be thinking, "wow, I'm blowing up and busier than I have been in years, wonder what's going on?" I'll make sure to tell her she's welcome when I leave. LOL! Enjoy brothers!

[Brasky]

I see what you did there. LOL. I used to see Jolie years ago pre COVID for bargain BJ's. Surprised to see she is still kicking, well figuratively.

Please tell me someone else has caught the irony in the wording of her post that talks about standing her up.

[Hngblkm]

I can't believe I've become such a degenerate I'm entertaining this question: "Is she a legit bonified amputee? I'd have to add that with pregnant and midget to my bucket list.

She is a double amputee, about 6 inches above the knee for both legs.

A few months back hit her up when in the area to sample the oral skills. She was under the blanket when I walked in. Gave a decent BJ from the bed with me standing. When the sheets were removed I have to say I was paralyzed and shocked because nowhere in her ads does she state this. After the initial shock, the perv in me took over cause all I could see was a literal "spinner". Different positions. Tight cooch with a good grip. Overall ok visit.

Would I visit again? Probably not, not a fan of deception and average service level for me. But as always YMMV & different strokes for different folks.

[Hngblkm]

Please tell me someone else has caught the irony in the wording of her post that talks about standing her up.

Yeah, I caught it LOL.

[BradMan318]

Please tell me someone else has caught the irony in the wording of her post that talks about standing her up.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8137048815/1

If you're a freak you'll like Jolie. Went and saw her yesterday and had a great time. She was quick to respond and we worked out $150 H with all the extras. Quiet Econo Lodge hotel room. First walking in I greeted by a dog upon entering (friendly). I was then shocked to find out that she ain't got no legs. I'd seen her a once early last year, but was unable to get back to her until now. The lack of legs doesn't hold her back any though. We did 69. She tasted great and has a bushy pussy if you're into that (I know I am). I bent over and she ate my ass for a while, got in there deep. Then BB mish into bbj with cim. She didn't stop sucking until I was drained. The only thing she wouldn't do was anal. I tried to eat her ass and her butt-hole was ticklish LOL. We talked for a bit. Very friendly. Had a good time. Will repeat.

[Jay Twogo]

I can't believe I've become such a degenerate I'm entertaining this question: "Is she a legit bonified amputee? I'd have to add that with pregnant and midget to my bucket list.

I knew she was on crutches for a while, didn't know it had gone that far. Remember her as not having the best reputation a few years back, but don't really remember why.

No personal experience with midget or amputee's but I can confirm preggo is usually pretty fun, especially after the hormones kick in.

[TTY954]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8137048815/1

If you're a freak you'll like Jolie. Went and saw her yesterday and had a great time. She was quick to respond and we worked out $150 H with all the extras. Quiet Econo Lodge hotel room. First walking in I greeted by a dog upon entering (friendly). I was then shocked to find out that she ain't got no legs. I'd seen her a once early last year, but was unable to get back to her until now. The lack of legs doesn't hold her back any though. We did 69. She tasted great and has a bushy pussy if you're into that (I know I am). I bent over and she ate my ass for a while, got in there deep. Then BB mish into bbj with cim. She didn't stop sucking until I was drained. The only thing she wouldn't do was anal. I tried to eat her ass and her butt-hole was ticklish LOL. We talked for a bit. Very friendly. Had a good time. Will repeat.

I can't believe I've become such a degenerate I'm entertaining this question: "Is she a legit bonified amputee? I'd have to add that with pregnant and midget to my bucket list.

[Smitty Qbert]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/8137048815/1

If you're a freak you'll like Jolie. Went and saw her yesterday and had a great time. She was quick to respond and we worked out $150 H with all the extras. Quiet Econo Lodge hotel room. First walking in I greeted by a dog upon entering (friendly). I was then shocked to find out that she ain't got no legs. I'd seen her a once early last year, but was unable to get back to her until now. The lack of legs doesn't hold her back any though. We did 69. She tasted great and has a bushy pussy if you're into that (I know I am). I bent over and she ate my ass for a while, got in there deep. Then BB mish into bbj with cim. She didn't stop sucking until I was drained. The only thing she wouldn't do was anal. I tried to eat her ass and her butt-hole was ticklish LOL. We talked for a bit. Very friendly. Had a good time. Will repeat.

The tranny in the pics throws me off.

[Reaper400]

That IS the exception, brother. But over time you could find another regular. Will she be a true Astrid replacement? No way. I mean, maybe. But she was uniquely gifted and cool. Yeah it is going down hill fast. Get one or 2 regulars and ride it out.

One of a kind been in the hobby since 2006 and never met anyone like her. There have been a few w equal or even a tad better w her specialty but she was more than that. Fuck there was this Argentina down in Lauderdale that was incredible. Silky smooth mouth, endless throat, Astrid level stamina who would suck and swallow every drop out. One of the few I did BBFS with same deal wet, right cat w some nice grip. South Florida used to be a gold mine. Years back it was like ordering off a menu decide what you wanted and make your choice between the agencies / websites there was always opportunities. Kinda feel for dudes getting in now. Entire different game. Hell years back while not my favorite thing the SW scene was bustling w talent that at least equal to beating what's available on Lc now. Pinellas and Tampa also represented some high quality. Fuk.