Escort Reports

**Jag Man** · 06-18-07 14:49

Originally Posted by Super Tramp

For the guy below if you don't mind spending some money how about Sophia Lynn. I was in Bennigans by 2001 with my girl and at the bar I saw an older Indian looking guy with a thin hot blond with dark eye shadow. She looked just like Sophia Lynn the former porn star that was on 60 minutes. It is no wonder she was such a hot porn star. She was gorgeous. I looked on Eros not being sure and looked for a blonde that looked like this girl. Sure enough Sophia Lynn. Well if I won the Lotto I would sure like to try that.

Maybe I overstated myself. A little lower price lady would be better. But she is beautiful .

**Super Tramp** · 06-17-07 11:09

For the guy below if you don't mind spending some money how about Sophia Lynn. I was in Bennigans by 2001 with my girl and at the bar I saw an older Indian looking guy with a thin hot blond with dark eye shadow. She looked just like Sophia Lynn the former porn star that was on 60 minutes. It is no wonder she was such a hot porn star. She was gorgeous. I looked on Eros not being sure and looked for a blonde that looked like this girl. Sure enough Sophia Lynn. Well if I won the Lotto I would sure like to try that.

**Jag Man** · 06-13-07 17:55

Hello,

I am new and never been with an escort before. I have been disabled ever since I was 21 with a spinal injury from the military. It is hard to find women who understand. So I am looking for a different approach to finding a lady, or escort that is. But I want something safe and a white or latin lady. Don't mind spending money on a higher class type lady who would be understanding and nice. Don't really want a SW. I live in between Orlando and Tampa, in South Lake County, not far from the 4 corner area and not far from Lakeland either. Could someone please point me in the right direction or suggest a nice escort that might be good. I don't know if this is the right forum to place this. I would really be grateful for some help.

Thank you.

**Stpeteguy** · 05-25-07 14:37

Originally Posted by Ace Hammer

In a dream (of course), I visited Kim at her incall. On the phone, an enthusiastic prospect; in person, a beautiful woman with an amazing rack. That's where all sense of normality ended. Mechanical would be a compliment; there was absolutely NO kissing, not even around the neck (ticklish being the excuse). No touching of genitalia AT ALL, for fear of yeast infections; this from a woman who advertises GFE. Positions are limited to what she feels appropriate. Your preferences have no value in this transaction. The price was cheap (125), but again, you do get what you pay for. Couldn't wait to get out of there. No doubt, the feeling was mutual. There are much better options, even in that price range.

Ace

I've had the same dream with her. She could be a great provider if she would just relax a little and at least pretend to enjoy herself.

**New Tampa** · 05-23-07 23:29

First off I'm back. Middle East was great, though didn't get laid. Chase and Chronic. I don't think we're too far apart on this issue. I just think that you're missing two points. My first was that the board we're posting on is "Tampa Escorts". I won't beat that horse anymore.

The second issue is that traveling overseas to get laid (in my in my opinion) does not make sense. Here's why. (1) you're shelling out the price of two or three top shelf local girls up front just for airfare. I'm not even talking about CL, but the higher end providers on Eros.com, etc. Personally, I prefer quality over quantity, and there's nothing worse than not being able to get the picture of an ugly hooker out of your head, or so I've been told. (2) The girls overseas may be cheaper to rent, but just like here, they can upsell, rip-off, and scam you better than American girls. (3) Third, in my experience*, many foreign girls will hook up with you simply because you're an American, and though most foreigners hate our government, they think American people are cool (oh the irony.). That's right, in many parts of the world, we're cool, chicks dig that, and may fuck you just to say they've had an American guy. I've found that it's easier the farther you get from your back yard.

*I'll answer your next question and state that I have lived/worked/studied/travelled in Australia, Bahrain, Canada, Djibouti, Germany, Guam, Italy, Japan, Jordan, Korea, Mexico, & New Zealand. And yes, I know Guam is a US territory. I won't include Afghanistan, Iraq, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, or Kuwait, as the chicks in those countries didn't think I was cool, but rather would prefer to see me blown up or shot, or both.

I don't doubt that you've had great luck in DR, CR, Panama or wherever, and your travel agent probably got you a great deal on the flight, but would you rather be in some shit hole country, doing some girl that lives in a cardboard box for $10, when you could be on Nebraska Ave doing a girl that lives in a box for $30? The girls in Djibouti were $30, Beyonce' hot, but riddled with AIDS just like all the sex workers in the third-world countries that cater to the industry. I never went near them, even with their little french-colonial accents. And again, the girls see us a mile away. Rich gringo ready to be robbed, shot, scammed, or at best, over-charged or upsold. But hey, you may be right, we've not been to the same places, and we probably have different goals and expectations.

Can anyone recommend something 18-24, thin, hot, blonde or redhead, not hooked on crack, LOCAL, and reasonable rates? Thanks.

**Jethrow1** · 05-08-07 06:57

Sorry for the confusion. In Orlando we use the $= 100.00 then decimals. Will leave more spaces next time. Maybe I'll just make it plain from now on. Don't understand the need for incription sometimes.

Have a nice day

**Chase Star** · 05-07-07 23:19

New Tampa,
You are absolutely right, there are wh0res everywhere and where there are wh0res and guys with too much money thinking with their dicks you'll have ones that will try to rip you off or otherwise cheat you.

This is particular true of the internet, which has been both a boon and a bane for the mongering hobby. Eastern Europe is particularly well known for the "mail-order bride scams". Many of the pics you'll see on those sites are just stock photos of local "models" (basically just really pretty girls), with few if any of them doing the actual writing back. Where the pretty girl is real, her address has probably been sold to hundreds of guys. The game is to make you wire money or pay fees on that website. Similar scams exist for the far east and latin america. For example, many of the better looking amigos.com girls are really just bargirls and other sw's looking for another way to market their wares or prospect for a longterm mealticket.

HOWEVER, when you get there on the ground a lot of the girls are not like that. Some girls are more mercenary than others and certainly some will scam you or rip you off. but you will definitely find a far higher percentage of GFE providers than you will in the US (another reason comparing the 2 approaches just on a cost basis is incomplete).

SO, even if there are wh0res that will rip you off everywhere you have to consider where you have the worst odds and unfortunately nowadays in the Tampa area one's odds are as bad as I've seen anywhere. Even so, I'll occasionally take my chances, particularly if I find a halfway decent and reliable provider or a safe and reliable outlet like Osaka. But that is because, even at $200 AVERAGE a day overseas, it isn't worth it to me to blow the $1400/week it takes to bring the average total cost after airfare and everything else down to that level (plus foregone income) more than a few times per year (and I make a good living). And with only a handful of trips per year, I can't wait between trips to partake. But the way things are getting in Tampa these days, that is getting easier and easier to do.

Chronic,
I've partied in a few more countries than you though not in DR or Panama. From what I've heard Panama is not as good as CR and DR's quality can vary widely depending on whether the government is cracking down on the hobby. Last I heard they were in the middle of a crackdown, but I don't keep up on those things and it might have changed. If so, I'd like to know because the DR has definitely been on my list of places to try. IMHO, CR is a safe relatively convenient and affordable "sandbox" for beginning internationaly mongerers. I would agree there are better and cheaper countries. For example, I'd place Brazil ahead of all those countries you mentioned, but its a long expensive flight and, unlike the other countries mentioned thus far,they speak portuguese which makes it a little harder for those whose language skills are limited to their high school spanish. And if you really want to beat those countries, you need to go to someplace like Thailand. An even longer flight and a language that doesn't even use the same alphabet. Becuase of the length and cost of the flight to get there you really need to stay at least 2 weeks to bring the average daily cost down to that $200 day level, so at 2-3 grand per trip one probably has to go even longer between trips. But while you're there ... oh what a time!

**The Chronic** · 05-07-07 08:53

Originally Posted by New Tampa

Whats this about airfares to Sudan and other exotic locations? Come on guys, either you're full of crap or some serious professional mongerers. Not to beat a dead horse, but if you think the Tampa CL ho's post fake pictures and do the upsell, scam, etc on us here, that the russian/thai/european/sudanese girls haven't figured out the same deal. Hey, if it looks too good to be true.

Anyway, just do what most guys do. Join the military! You get to travel to exotic places, meet people of ancient cultures, fuck their women, then kill them. That said, I'll be away for a while. In the mean time, how about a small course adjustment and get on with the business of Tampa Escorts. That would be escorts that actually live in and/or service the greater Tampa Florida area, not to include Russia, Europe, Sudan, etc. Though I have have heard that the girls from Asscrackistan have really got it going on. The place is a shit-hole though.

I've partied in the DR, CR and Panama.

In the right place they all rock! You can party all day and night, explore the countryside, beach it, do the urban or campo thing, all in a tropical paradise with easy availability to sweet, hot women for less than $200 a day, airfare included. I'd rank then, in order of best down, as the DR, Panama, and then CR.

I hear Venezuela and Columbia are excellent, too, but not nearly as safe for gringos.

**Jethrow1** · 05-07-07 06:40

I have a recommendation for 20 yo. 150# or so, a little thick but a real sweet girl, loves her work, nice in-call, advertises $.8 right now. Pm me for details.

Jethrow1

**New Tampa** · 05-06-07 23:27

Whats this about airfares to Sudan and other exotic locations? Come on guys, either you're full of crap or some serious professional mongerers. Not to beat a dead horse, but if you think the Tampa CL ho's post fake pictures and do the upsell, scam, etc on us here, that the russian/thai/european/sudanese girls haven't figured out the same deal. Hey, if it looks too good to be true.

Anyway, just do what most guys do. Join the military! You get to travel to exotic places, meet people of ancient cultures, fuck their women, then kill them. That said, I'll be away for a while. In the mean time, how about a small course adjustment and get on with the business of Tampa Escorts. That would be escorts that actually live in and/or service the greater Tampa Florida area, not to include Russia, Europe, Sudan, etc. Though I have have heard that the girls from Asscrackistan have really got it going on. The place is a shit-hole though.

**UranIdiot** · 05-04-07 14:41

Originally Posted by Super Tramp

Go for 10 days and 9 nights.

I like to stay in a nice room so $80/night x 9 = $720

Airfare = $450

Most guys I know decide on a budget of $200/day for everything. Yes, total cost per day and I always have money left over. This usually covers 3 girls including MP, TLN girls, hr girls, food and plenty to drink X 10 = $2,000

Total is approx $3,200

Good deal when you consider all the fun, drink, chase, friends and travel for about $100/girl

How much is airfare to Sudan? It's even cheaper there if you can do it with your eyes closed!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

**Super Brko** · 05-04-07 01:37

Chase,

There is no real disagreement here and no hard filings. What I meant by using locals is this; if I want top shelf expensive pussy my local friends recommend couple of agencies. Usually they also give me general rates. Then one of my local friends who speaks local slang will place an order for a girl,ask 4 specific etc. That is one way too weed good from bad web site agencies. Research and knowledge are power and local guys with money and no game got hit with gringo pricing all the time.
"I suppose you believe the women working those 1-900 sex lines are the actual women you see in those ads on late night TV." Your assumption what I believe looked like insult to my intelligence and I am glad you cleared that up.

**Chase Star** · 05-03-07 23:05

Guys guys guys. I don't think we're really disagreeing on that much here. You don't have to sell me at all on international mongering. And yet you keep arguing that same point and seem to ignore what I'm saying of "So what? They're completely different outlets that serve completely different purposes" (ie binging in massive outburst of excessive indilgence vs. resorted to whatever is available to get you through those long stretches in between). Again, THAT is my point. Just reemphasizing isolated costs and coming up with some average hourly rate or "$200/day" doesn't really tell the whole story. If I could just pay $200 for one day in CR, I'd do it in a heart beat. In fact you'd probably see me there every Saturday. The problem is that in order to get down to that $200/day AVERAGE rate you have to go for much more than just one day. So while your average may just be something affordable sounding like $200, you're really talking about blowing $3200 in just the span of 10 days. Again I could still even see doing that too. But not every Saturday or even every month. That type of outlay is more likely a once a year or maybe twice a year type expenditure for most guys (unless they make much more than the average US income or are total horndogs and save every extra penny for such trips). And then what do you do to satisfy those urges between trips. As bad as the local scene is sometimes, you just gotta make do. I'll never pay $250 for a 200 lb whale either, but when deals like Osaka are available I'll take them even if the girls are older and not as good looking as the chicas and the rates 5 times what an MP session runs south of the border. You guys are comparing apples and oranges and just because we all agree that oranges are particularly tasty doesn't mean we never want to take a bite of an apple.

And Brko, I'm not sure what your talking about my having a "condescending" tone that is "totally misplaced". First of all my "1-900 comment" was directed at internet and late night tv purveyors of sex services and not at you. Secondly, by definition any outfit that pulls that shit is "low-end", but far too many of the sex promotions you see on the web are in one way or another con jobs and how can you tell which ones aren't. Just because they charge a high price and have model quality pictures doesn't mean they're high-end or on the up and up. You seem to realize this yourself, since you choose to rely on locals rather than booking through a website like the one you posted.

**Super Tramp** · 05-03-07 20:07

Go for 10 days and 9 nights.

I like to stay in a nice room so $80/night x 9 = $720

Airfare = $450

Most guys I know decide on a budget of $200/day for everything. Yes, total cost per day and I always have money left over. This usually covers 3 girls including MP, TLN girls, hr girls, food and plenty to drink X 10 = $2,000

Total is approx $3,200

Good deal when you consider all the fun, drink, chase, friends and travel for about $100/girl

**Super Brko** · 05-03-07 11:30

OK Chase you said it yourself, mongering abroad is more rewarding then here. For me pussy is commodity, when I order something high priced I usually get it. Simply I do not have problem with bait and switch because I use locals to order girls for me and tell them that if the girl is not the same as on photos she will be sent on her marry way without any compesation. Heck, even if the photos are enhanced by photoshop and the girl is the same but look like Nancy Grace at my door I wouldn't give her for a cab. Low end agencies pull that shit all the time basically they will send you any available girl. So your condescending tone about 1-900 sex line and mail order brides is totally misplaced.

Last summer I went to Germany,Croatia and Montenegro on Adriatic coast using Condor and HLX airlines ;Orlando-Frankfurt-Stuttgart-Dubrovnik rt with total cost 770$. Two months ago, my brother and his wife went to Buenos Aires and paid for air fares 400 $ a piece rt and 200 $ apartment for a month. If you look for a deal and do good research it is easy to find it.

I definitely agree with you about finding local talent, and all those variables that you mention.

My beef with escort scene here is this "First of all there are a lot of gals around here (mediocre at best) who seem to be out completely out of touch with reality (and yet someone must be paying it". Guys are so starved for pussy that paying 200 pound whale 250 hr seems like heaven to them but there is no 15year old Geo Metro's with 20 k price tag. Chase you've been abroad and nobody in their right mind would fuck them let alone pay them.

And uncle LEO