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**Absence** · 10-10-23 16:43

Michelle has candy on the brain. Every time I've seen her, it takes hours to land the plane. She's always juggling multiple clients but more importantly, she has to get the plug man to come through. It's always monkey bites and bandaids coming out of the bathroom, when you get in the room and then she's on for about 20 min tops and then she is OUT. Major drain circler.

You are just one of the many balls she's got up in the air. Pun intended.

Originally Posted by TampaOob [View Original Post]

So we all know Michelle the cheerleader is the flakiest girl in the business but I've always wondered how much of it is her flaking and how much is intentional.

So I set up a scenario the other day where I set up an outcall with her, great price for her, she agrees, keeps coming up with reasons for an hour why she hasnt left yet but fine then she's now on the road with an eta and screenshot of the map.

15 minutes later I check in, she's still on the way.

Hit her with a text from another number, hey you availeble? Sue, you coming to my incall. Yes, I can come now, yes come on over.

She was never actually on the outcall. Not sure why she would lie and say she is, does nothing for her.

Sidenote, she got pissed when the other number didn't show up as expected LOL.

I called her out and she claims her friend is using her number while she's gone to set up dates at the same time, LOL so apparently someone else was headed to see me, which is also a lie.

Spend your money elsewhere.

**BiggusDiggus** · 10-10-23 14:26

Originally Posted by TampaHobby [View Original Post]

Got to love when they say "no bare" multiple times in the add, only to include a video of themselves riding a monger BBFS.

The video's the present are typically with their handler or BF. That is why you see BBFS.

**MadMax67** · 10-10-23 14:17

Originally Posted by Absence [View Original Post]

They'll always say, "that's my boyfriend. " For some reason, the departed comes to mind. "When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

Is that.

1. If they get pregnant they know who the father is.

2. There is less of a chance of getting a STD from the 100 random clients rather then the 1 boyfriend who is cheating on her with 10 different Ho's that she don't know about.

**Wikip777** · 10-10-23 13:32

Originally Posted by TampaOob [View Original Post]

So we all know Michelle the cheerleader is the flakiest girl in the business but I've always wondered how much of it is her flaking and how much is intentional.

So I set up a scenario the other day where I set up an outcall with her, great price for her, she agrees, keeps coming up with reasons for an hour why she hasnt left yet but fine then she's now on the road with an eta and screenshot of the map.

15 minutes later I check in, she's still on the way.

Hit her with a text from another number, hey you availeble? Sue, you coming to my incall. Yes, I can come now, yes come on over.

She was never actually on the outcall. Not sure why she would lie and say she is, does nothing for her.

Sidenote, she got pissed when the other number didn't show up as expected LOL.

I called her out and she claims her friend is using her number while she's gone to set up dates at the same time, LOL so apparently someone else was headed to see me, which is also a lie.

Spend your money elsewhere.

I had the exact same experience when I texted again from a second number. IMO she knows exactly what she's doing, and the flakiness is just an added element.

**Absence** · 10-10-23 11:20

They'll always say, "that's my boyfriend. " For some reason, the departed comes to mind. "When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

Originally Posted by TampaHobby [View Original Post]

Got to love when they say "no bare" multiple times in the add, only to include a video of themselves riding a monger BBFS.

**M Fever** · 10-10-23 08:57

Originally Posted by HaveNoIdea [View Original Post]

What kind of odor?

The pooty-tang was tangy.

**Tampa Hobby** · 10-10-23 08:47

Originally Posted by ALevel [View Original Post]

She's real. I saw her today. Has a couple issues, but her pics are real. Tiny 20 year old Spanish girl. I asked if she offered Msog. She said her pimp won't let her, so I only booked a qv for $. 5. Her friend was in the bathroom the entire time taking a "shower. " As soon as I got undressed she says, "damn bruh, if I knew you were this big I would've told you no. " I get that sometimes, but normally I'm able to get the girl to relax enough that it's not a problem. She could only make an attempt on her back. We tried with her on top, but it wasn't working. I could barely get 1/3 the way in before she was jumping away. Luckily I was on the verge of busting before I walked in the door and I was able to squeeze one out because she's a little hottie.

She does have a pretty strong odor, so be prepared. It was still on my hands after washing them in the downstairs bathroom of the hotel.

Although this visit didn't workout great for me, I want to give thanks to EJ for always providing solid intel. This girl has potential for some mongers.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/8137074603

Got to love when they say "no bare" multiple times in the add, only to include a video of themselves riding a monger BBFS.

**SlimHunter** · 10-09-23 23:09

There is just no way, they first tried to quote 300 for a hhr. Told them no way they then went to 2. 5. Still no way.

Originally Posted by Simms156 [View Original Post]

My experience was similar with a few exceptions. I stopped in to see Chica a few days ago at her small but clean incall in T&C. She told me that Her friend was going to leave once I was done cleaning up (she was nice enough to let me use her shower because I had just left work) however, her friend didn't leave, she just went in the bathroom. She said that she's her security because she doesn't have a pimp. Whatever. It's not the first time I've been in that situation. We agreed on the $. 5 qv which started with a good CBJ while she played with herself. From there she went cg which wasn't working well at all so we switched to mish. She pulled back on me a few times and commented that she's "small". It took a little bit but she eventually she got really into it and I finished. I didn't notice any odors so she must have taken care of whatever she had going on. Overall it was good. She's cute and petite and I would repeat.

**RookieMonger** · 10-09-23 22:41

Originally Posted by Simms156 [View Original Post]

My experience was similar with a few exceptions. I stopped in to see Chica a few days ago at her small but clean incall in T&C. She told me that Her friend was going to leave once I was done cleaning up (she was nice enough to let me use her shower because I had just left work) however, her friend didn't leave, she just went in the bathroom. She said that she's her security because she doesn't have a pimp. Whatever. It's not the first time I've been in that situation. We agreed on the $. 5 qv which started with a good CBJ while she played with herself. From there she went cg which wasn't working well at all so we switched to mish. She pulled back on me a few times and commented that she's "small". It took a little bit but she eventually she got really into it and I finished. I didn't notice any odors so she must have taken care of whatever she had going on. Overall it was good. She's cute and petite and I would repeat.

Her communication sucks, no pun intended.

At least with my experience with her. I gave up last week.

**DeeperDive** · 10-09-23 17:26

The Paula that you describe. The Buttrub specialist. Was one of my favorites also. But I was referring to 'Paula the Sphinx'. An LMT that worked off Gandy in St. Pete then moved to an office in S Tampa area near the bridge. I'm 99.9% sure it's her. What I can't understand is how anyone pays what she's quoting for the experience that I recall.

Originally Posted by BillHo [View Original Post]

This is not the Paula is known. I used to see a Paula 8 times years ago when she was working out of a back room at a Hair saloon or nail shop in Riverview (I think) At that time I paid 100/ hr for a nude massage with BBBJ, that and BBFS. She moved to Tampa, and I saw her one more time, the quit for some reason. Bill Ho.

**Simms156** · 10-09-23 16:49

Originally Posted by ALevel [View Original Post]

She's real. I saw her today. Has a couple issues, but her pics are real. Tiny 20 year old Spanish girl. I asked if she offered Msog. She said her pimp won't let her, so I only booked a qv for $. 5. Her friend was in the bathroom the entire time taking a "shower. " As soon as I got undressed she says, "damn bruh, if I knew you were this big I would've told you no. " I get that sometimes, but normally I'm able to get the girl to relax enough that it's not a problem. She could only make an attempt on her back. We tried with her on top, but it wasn't working. I could barely get 1/3 the way in before she was jumping away. Luckily I was on the verge of busting before I walked in the door and I was able to squeeze one out because she's a little hottie.

She does have a pretty strong odor, so be prepared. It was still on my hands after washing them in the downstairs bathroom of the hotel.

Although this visit didn't workout great for me, I want to give thanks to EJ for always providing solid intel. This girl has potential for some mongers.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/8137074603

My experience was similar with a few exceptions. I stopped in to see Chica a few days ago at her small but clean incall in T&C. She told me that Her friend was going to leave once I was done cleaning up (she was nice enough to let me use her shower because I had just left work) however, her friend didn't leave, she just went in the bathroom. She said that she's her security because she doesn't have a pimp. Whatever. It's not the first time I've been in that situation. We agreed on the $. 5 qv which started with a good CBJ while she played with herself. From there she went cg which wasn't working well at all so we switched to mish. She pulled back on me a few times and commented that she's "small". It took a little bit but she eventually she got really into it and I finished. I didn't notice any odors so she must have taken care of whatever she had going on. Overall it was good. She's cute and petite and I would repeat.

**TampaOob** · 10-09-23 14:17

So we all know Michelle the cheerleader is the flakiest girl in the business but I've always wondered how much of it is her flaking and how much is intentional.

So I set up a scenario the other day where I set up an outcall with her, great price for her, she agrees, keeps coming up with reasons for an hour why she hasnt left yet but fine then she's now on the road with an eta and screenshot of the map.

15 minutes later I check in, she's still on the way.

Hit her with a text from another number, hey you availeble? Sue, you coming to my incall. Yes, I can come now, yes come on over.

She was never actually on the outcall. Not sure why she would lie and say she is, does nothing for her.

Sidenote, she got pissed when the other number didn't show up as expected LOL.

I called her out and she claims her friend is using her number while she's gone to set up dates at the same time, LOL so apparently someone else was headed to see me, which is also a lie.

Spend your money elsewhere.

**Have No Idea** · 10-09-23 12:38

Originally Posted by ALevel [View Original Post]

She's real. I saw her today. Has a couple issues, but her pics are real. Tiny 20 year old Spanish girl. I asked if she offered Msog. She said her pimp won't let her, so I only booked a qv for $. 5. Her friend was in the bathroom the entire time taking a "shower. " As soon as I got undressed she says, "damn bruh, if I knew you were this big I would've told you no. " I get that sometimes, but normally I'm able to get the girl to relax enough that it's not a problem. She could only make an attempt on her back. We tried with her on top, but it wasn't working. I could barely get 1/3 the way in before she was jumping away. Luckily I was on the verge of busting before I walked in the door and I was able to squeeze one out because she's a little hottie.

She does have a pretty strong odor, so be prepared. It was still on my hands after washing them in the downstairs bathroom of the hotel.

Although this visit didn't workout great for me, I want to give thanks to EJ for always providing solid intel. This girl has potential for some mongers.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/8137074603

What kind of odor?

**Bill Ho** · 10-09-23 10:38

Originally Posted by DeeperDive [View Original Post]

She was an LMT some years ago. It's just a rub and as far as I know, no one has ever heard her speak one word🤣.

This is not the Paula is known. I used to see a Paula 8 times years ago when she was working out of a back room at a Hair saloon or nail shop in Riverview (I think) At that time I paid 100/ hr for a nude massage with BBBJ, that and BBFS. She moved to Tampa, and I saw her one more time, the quit for some reason. Bill Ho.

**Absence** · 10-09-23 07:32

Guys up north have a term for it. LCS. It means latin crapshoot. The pictures may or may not be accurate. It's random. You don't know what you're going to get. Sessions priced accordingly. I don't like to use the T word because it is often abused by LE. The crapshoot is indicative of a much more organized approach.

Originally Posted by MichTransplant [View Original Post]

This is a question from all of you more experienced mongers. What's with all these Latins that seem to be in one place but move from day to day? They look hot but they move in and out so often no comments or reviews on LC. Are these worth a try? Or will I be really disappointed?