Escort Reports

**ThrillRide** · 09-25-22 09:14

Originally Posted by McLovinXs9 [View Original Post]

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/8135177838

This one's posted for a bit and seems pretty cute but I haven't seen any feedback on her yet. Any chance one of why'all has gotten to see her?

There is a review like 4 spaces down.

**Rub101** · 09-25-22 06:42

Originally Posted by TampaMonger [View Original Post]

To each his own, I don't judge. But thankfully in this case the photos were more than enough to keep me away.

Some men will get anything moving, some will get what's available in their area, some just don't want to drive far. One can only get, what one is willing to do, to get what one really want. Some times any hole will do.

**Rub101** · 09-25-22 06:37

Originally Posted by RupertWell [View Original Post]

I thought the photos looked okay on this one so I did some research and found some reviews. I texted her, and she got right back to me. Turns out I was only 2 miles away, just by chance. Said I could be there in 5 minutes, and she agreed. HH was 1- She gave good directions. It led me to a dumpy trailer park. I was able to find the trailer (what was left of it, the trailer is decomposing). She met me outside wearing a tight pink see-through mini dress. It left nothing to the imagination, you could see tits, ass, and her cooochie! The pros: She looks just like the photos. The cons: she looks just like the photos. I don't know what happened to her eyebrows, they are just fucking GONE! Her looks were a turn off, but I was horny as hell and was willing to go through with it because I needed to get some. She led me inside. What a real DUMP. I don't think there is running water, I was surprised that she had electricity The said to be quiet and pointed to the couch that had a blanket on it, and said "sleeping" - I thought there was a kid there, it was a little purse dog. I accidentally woke it up and it turned full demon on me, little fucking shit! She led me to the bedroom. It smelled like Jeffrey Dahmer's refridgerator in there. Here was my opportunity, I asked if she had a condom, she said no, she will go bare and CIP. I said I needed a condom and had one in the car. I left the room, past the dog from fucking hell without getting bit, went to my car (to my surprise was NOT on cinder blocks), and I got the fuck out of there before I ended up in a barrel of acid. If you end up going through with it, double wrap it, bring hand sanitizer, and a change of clothing for the stench. Gentlemen, there is not enough viagra in the world!

One never knows just what one will run into, when meeting these girls. Nothing surprises me. My nose doesn't pick up all the smells like it use to. I'm thinking, if the BBBJ was any good, I would have gotten that pussy, of course covered. Standing doggy for this one.

**McLovinXs9** · 09-25-22 01:49

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/8135177838

This one's posted for a bit and seems pretty cute but I haven't seen any feedback on her yet. Any chance one of why'all has gotten to see her?

**Tampa Monger** · 09-24-22 21:54

Originally Posted by RupertWell [View Original Post]

I thought the photos looked okay on this one so I did some research and found some reviews. I texted her, and she got right back to me. Turns out I was only 2 miles away, just by chance. Said I could be there in 5 minutes, and she agreed. HH was 1- She gave good directions. It led me to a dumpy trailer park. I was able to find the trailer (what was left of it, the trailer is decomposing). She met me outside wearing a tight pink see-through mini dress. It left nothing to the imagination, you could see tits, ass, and her cooochie! The pros: She looks just like the photos. The cons: she looks just like the photos. I don't know what happened to her eyebrows, they are just fucking GONE! Her looks were a turn off, but I was horny as hell and was willing to go through with it because I needed to get some. She led me inside. What a real DUMP. I don't think there is running water, I was surprised that she had electricity The said to be quiet and pointed to the couch that had a blanket on it, and said "sleeping" - I thought there was a kid there, it was a little purse dog. I accidentally woke it up and it turned full demon on me, little fucking shit! She led me to the bedroom. It smelled like Jeffrey Dahmer's refridgerator in there. Here was my opportunity, I asked if she had a condom, she said no, she will go bare and CIP. I said I needed a condom and had one in the car. I left the room, past the dog from fucking hell without getting bit, went to my car (to my surprise was NOT on cinder blocks), and I got the fuck out of there before I ended up in a barrel of acid. If you end up going through with it, double wrap it, bring hand sanitizer, and a change of clothing for the stench. Gentlemen, there is not enough viagra in the world!

To each his own, I don't judge. But thankfully in this case the photos were more than enough to keep me away.

**AppletonMe** · 09-24-22 20:48

Originally Posted by RupertWell [View Original Post]

I thought the photos looked okay on this one so I did some research and found some reviews. I texted her, and she got right back to me. Turns out I was only 2 miles away, just by chance. Said I could be there in 5 minutes, and she agreed. HH was 1- She gave good directions. It led me to a dumpy trailer park. I was able to find the trailer (what was left of it, the trailer is decomposing). She met me outside wearing a tight pink see-through mini dress. It left nothing to the imagination, you could see tits, ass, and her cooochie! The pros: She looks just like the photos. The cons: she looks just like the photos. I don't know what happened to her eyebrows, they are just fucking GONE! Her looks were a turn off, but I was horny as hell and was willing to go through with it because I needed to get some. She led me inside. What a real DUMP. I don't think there is running water, I was surprised that she had electricity The said to be quiet and pointed to the couch that had a blanket on it, and said "sleeping" - I thought there was a kid there, it was a little purse dog. I accidentally woke it up and it turned full demon on me, little fucking shit! She led me to the bedroom. It smelled like Jeffrey Dahmer's refridgerator in there. Here was my opportunity, I asked if she had a condom, she said no, she will go bare and CIP. I said I needed a condom and had one in the car. I left the room, past the dog from fucking hell without getting bit, went to my car (to my surprise was NOT on cinder blocks), and I got the fuck out of there before I ended up in a barrel of acid. If you end up going through with it, double wrap it, bring hand sanitizer, and a change of clothing for the stench. Gentlemen, there is not enough viagra in the world!

Wow, just wow. As somebody living in Riverview and has considered contacting her due to the basically zero options here and have to drive at least 20 minutes for anything, I cannot thank you enough for your TOFTT. I also had quite a good laugh reading this, what a roller coaster of a read. Thank you again for reporting and hopefully things will pick up in Riverview some day.

**Kevin44** · 09-24-22 20:21

Harley is a thief and time waster, called her for an outcall, told me to call and confirm 30 min before. Called her no answer, she finally responds 50 min later to call the Uber when I'm staying at the casino. She gets to casino and then goes silence LOL. Finally tells me to lose my number LOL ego a little hurt I got used for a $10 Uber but I already disputed. Hope her and her junkie man bust. Def wouldn't recommend contacting if you care about your time.

**RupertWell** · 09-24-22 17:13

Originally Posted by NeeditWantit [View Original Post]

Here's another Riverview chick:

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3866284445/1

She was in St. Augustine prior. She's been posting for while. She's now in Riverview near Fred's on 301 in a mobile home park (there are a few of them on 301). Larger girl, seems nice. I could not find any reviews on her. The only CiCi in St. Aug was a massage review. Not sure if that was her.

I thought the photos looked okay on this one so I did some research and found some reviews. I texted her, and she got right back to me. Turns out I was only 2 miles away, just by chance. Said I could be there in 5 minutes, and she agreed. HH was 1- She gave good directions. It led me to a dumpy trailer park. I was able to find the trailer (what was left of it, the trailer is decomposing). She met me outside wearing a tight pink see-through mini dress. It left nothing to the imagination, you could see tits, ass, and her cooochie! The pros: She looks just like the photos. The cons: she looks just like the photos. I don't know what happened to her eyebrows, they are just fucking GONE! Her looks were a turn off, but I was horny as hell and was willing to go through with it because I needed to get some. She led me inside. What a real DUMP. I don't think there is running water, I was surprised that she had electricity The said to be quiet and pointed to the couch that had a blanket on it, and said "sleeping" - I thought there was a kid there, it was a little purse dog. I accidentally woke it up and it turned full demon on me, little fucking shit! She led me to the bedroom. It smelled like Jeffrey Dahmer's refridgerator in there. Here was my opportunity, I asked if she had a condom, she said no, she will go bare and CIP. I said I needed a condom and had one in the car. I left the room, past the dog from fucking hell without getting bit, went to my car (to my surprise was NOT on cinder blocks), and I got the fuck out of there before I ended up in a barrel of acid. If you end up going through with it, double wrap it, bring hand sanitizer, and a change of clothing for the stench. Gentlemen, there is not enough viagra in the world!

**RichardFliehr** · 09-24-22 14:39

I had one dream with her, and the experience was good, but she is very hard to reach due to her bad habits. Gf / roommate is adding to her drama, and she last minute cancelled me this week because of her. Plenty of other good options out there. No sense wasting your time chasing a ghost like Kati. Every know and then, the stars might line up just right, and she'll answer you. There's an old saying that even a broken clock is right twice a day, but I have better things to do with my time. My advice is to avoid and save yourself a lot of frustration.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/92866001

**Colonoscopy** · 09-24-22 08:08

Originally Posted by TalesCt [View Original Post]

The way I read it, he put her face against the wall with her ass arched out while he was probably on his knees tonguing her ass hole and her pussy.

I'm curious if anybodys hit it raw within the last month and got a present a couple weeks later?

Look at the More Pics on the ad. There is no pussy, just a giant man cock.

**UnspokenZero** · 09-24-22 07:14

Originally Posted by Rockit [View Original Post]

Brothers, Harley wants to thank the Senior board members for a great ride so far with Customer Appreciation Specials this weekend. She's back, refreshed, set up shop in the Brandon area again and is still a USASG only exclusive. She's got special donation rates for her time when you text her the code word Sturgis. Looking for outcall to your location, just ask her for details. Anyone interested in seeing her can get all the needed info, pics and reviews from this thread or the UTR Girls thread using the search function. Any Seniors with current reviews still looking for her contact info know what to do next. Always follow the rules of the road (no AA and no Greek on these roads), please ride responsible and YMMV brothers. Save a horse and enjoy the ride!

I make my own rules but can confirm Harley in the Brandon area. Stopped by this morning and had a wonderful ride. She has been one of my all time favorites, really feels like I'm going to visit my girl. She did mention that one of you assholes review was a bit explicit and she had the fuzz on her tail. That being said we have a rat in our midst who may also be a pig. Be careful of the info you give on these ladies.

**ImAlwaysOutWes** · 09-24-22 07:09

Originally Posted by Rockit [View Original Post]

Brothers, Harley wants to thank the Senior board members for a great ride so far with Customer Appreciation Specials this weekend. She's back, refreshed, set up shop in the Brandon area again and is still a USASG only exclusive. She's got special donation rates for her time when you text her the code word Sturgis. Looking for outcall to your location, just ask her for details. Anyone interested in seeing her can get all the needed info, pics and reviews from this thread or the UTR Girls thread using the search function. Any Seniors with current reviews still looking for her contact info know what to do next. Always follow the rules of the road (no AA and no Greek on these roads), please ride responsible and YMMV brothers. Save a horse and enjoy the ride!

I stopped by Brandon for my 10th Harley visit. Warm welcome as always. She was playful as always showing off her latest hair style and leading my tongue to her favorite spot. She appreciates a nice techique and rewards with a trembling O. Super soaked and multiple positions later she is grinding cowgirl and enjoying every minute. Moving to a dog gone good finale. Clean up and pillow talk and off I go again. Looking forward to number 11. Don't miss out.

**GhostRider50** · 09-23-22 22:38

Originally Posted by Rub101 [View Original Post]

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...tampa/93086645, Saw Allie today. Incall at the econo-lodge. Room a little messy but, didn't stop my mission. Got business out the way. I was rubbing on that big ass before business was done. I got in my birthday suit and she got on her knees in the bed, big ass facing me. As I continued to rub on her ass, she began stroking my meat. My meat us began to hardened, she took me in her mouth,(BBBJ) where my meat harden even more. She had on some black corset. I applied the cover, she moved the corset to the side and I entered her pussy! If you are a man that enjoys a big ass, you will enjoy the view because I certainly did! I stroked that pussy good with deep and slow strokes, building up a rhythm until I released my cream. Repeat for me.

Allie is a spinner.

**Rub101** · 09-23-22 20:39

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...tampa/93086645, Saw Allie today. Incall at the econo-lodge. Room a little messy but, didn't stop my mission. Got business out the way. I was rubbing on that big ass before business was done. I got in my birthday suit and she got on her knees in the bed, big ass facing me. As I continued to rub on her ass, she began stroking my meat. My meat us began to hardened, she took me in her mouth,(BBBJ) where my meat harden even more. She had on some black corset. I applied the cover, she moved the corset to the side and I entered her pussy! If you are a man that enjoys a big ass, you will enjoy the view because I certainly did! I stroked that pussy good with deep and slow strokes, building up a rhythm until I released my cream. Repeat for me.

**NeeditWantit** · 09-23-22 18:30

Originally Posted by TalesCt [View Original Post]

The way I read it, he put her face against the wall with her ass arched out while he was probably on his knees tonguing her ass hole and her pussy.

I'm curious if anybodys hit it raw within the last month and got a present a couple weeks later?

What? Damn that sucks. I heard chlamydia is going around the area. Maybe it's always going around I don't know. Anyway I hope it's nothing serious.