Escort Reports

**Marc1995** · 01-26-21 09:37

Set up an appointment with Jordan yesterday, comms were good up until about an hour before the visit and then nothing. Got to her incall location, waited about 30 minutes and then left (she says she fell asleep but w / e). SO I decide to hit up Jalissa, comms were good, almost instant replies, staying in a iffy hotel near downtown. Got to the incall location, she gave me the room number and I went up. She's the same girl from the pics but she's about 30 lbs heavier than her pics suggest which I was a little turned off by but my little head was overpowering my big one LOL. Clothes came off and started with BBBJ and wow, this girl doesn't quit unless you tell her to, I almost thought we was a damn robot (in a good way) LOL. Anyways, put on the cover and went to town, if you're well endowed, she can take it just fine. We did cowgirl, mish, and doggy, all were great, just wished she was a little on the thinner side but I get it, life is hard, it is what it is. All in all, if you're looking for a quick pump and dump, then Jalissa is your girl. Links below.

Jordan: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/58106050/.

Jalissa: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/58108083/.

Stay safe.

**XFormed99** · 01-26-21 09:29

Here also:

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ampa/58110441/

Looks like opportunity.

Originally Posted by TalesCt [View Original Post]

Looks legit, but I don't have an them account. https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/ajoy-escort-tampa-908806#erotic.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/l...hould/36765741

**Member #6370** · 01-26-21 08:23

Looks legit, but I don't have an them account. https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/ajoy-escort-tampa-908806#erotic.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/l...hould/36765741

**Willy372** · 01-26-21 06:28

Post #11403. Guess I should add my Lauren experience. Texted me out of the blue. See post #. Couple guys said she's a good ride. I took the bait. Where to? Crappy place on Busch. Ok, on my way. Hey, across the street now. Ok. I get there. I text. No reply. Try again. Crickets. I said I'm leaning in 5. Stayed 10 and left. I get a text. Sorry, no wifi. I'm at this address now. On high alert, I head to new address. As I approach I see Lauren looking smoking hot. Almost didn't notice the 4 large men very nearby. I kept going.

**Anonymous434** · 01-26-21 02:36

Originally Posted by Bidibop [View Original Post]

My response: Dude, her plan all along was to rob / scam you, you need to read the board more frequently; she recently cashed and dashed. Cardates are shorts or skirts or loose slacks. Form fitting wear that doesn't come off easy is an excuse not to do shit. Her acting like you're an idiot who doesn't know what a cardate is was her trying to get you to doubt yourself and stay. That was her job, to make you stay in the parking lot and she failed. The friends showing up wasn't random, it was planned; You'd be far worse if you were parked. The money upfront after a stunt like that is further proof that she was trying to recover her scam. After a date doesn't go through, you get dropped off and simply go your way. You don't call your friends planning to rob someone. I think she bought some expensive candy, and you were to be the sucker to pay for it. Now that she didn't get the money to pay for the candy she already obviously used, she's going to give you hell because making you miserable is the only alternative to having to face her handler / dealer. But that's just my opinion, and I'm a fucking tard; why else would she want to rob you after no date happening at all? She knew what she was doing. The cost / risk analysis was as follows; she can walk back to her room from the hotel entrance, then road median, but once you reached the main road you could've taken her anywhere and she'd have to walk all the way back. You did good, you didn't break and you even brought her back. Me personally, I would've passed as soon as I noticed what she was wearing. She's pretty dumb to be doing this, as far as I can tell she's not actively posting; her contact info is circulating on the board via members.

Originally Posted by JustAPerv [View Original Post]

I concur. Sweet girl. Shit service. 30 seconds going down and suddenly she gets up and wanders off to find a rock or some other candy and stays in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I find her very cute, but no more visits from me.

I think we are all speaking of the same Lauren I just want to make sure because the latest review does not fit the description of a "sweet girl".

**Bidibop** · 01-26-21 00:09

What my associate stated (summarized / paraphrased): I tried to date this girl several times, and each time she stopped responding she ends up texting later saying that her phone had died. This happened at least three times with her phone just randomly dieing but whatever. So I finally end up picking her up at the Baymont Inn off 30th, she looks like her pics, but a bit dated IMHO. First thing I notice is she's wearing skintight pants, the kind that don't come off easy, and this is a cardate. Then when she gets in, her idea of a cardate is right there in the parking lot. I was like yeah I don't think so, I'm going to my spot away from here. She acted so confused like, she was so convinced that a cardate is right there in the hotel parking lot. She decides to stay with me and as I'm driving to leave the hotel, I notice another car quickly pulling in and dropping someone off at the front entrance, then quickly getting behind my car. I was distracted because she said stop right here but I noticed all this going on in the background. Lauren immediately says she needs to tell her friend something, and tries to honk my horn. I tell her WTF! If you need to take care of some business I'll wait here, go talk to your friend. I was already planning to leave her ass but she said her friend can wait. We drive off to find a spot and then she argues with me about the donation. First she wanted it upfront, and I told her nope. Then she said I must be confusing her with someone else and I finally told her that it must've been another Lauren and this date isn't happening, I'll drop you back off at the Baymont out of courtesy. As I'm driving her back, she calls her friend and tells them to get ready and be waiting outside, so I drive to the hotel front door entrance instead and tell her to get out, she demands that I drop her off around the corner of the hotel deeper inside where her posse would be waiting for me. I tell her to GTFO, and she yells we're waiting right here. I drive to the hotel entrance, and tell her GTFO, she says she'll call the cops, and I tell her to go ahead. I drive to the median and tell her to GTFO again and she yells give me my fucking money. I finally drive to the main street intersection and tell her GTFO, at this point I'm going to throw her out, and she decides to bolt.

My response: Dude, her plan all along was to rob / scam you, you need to read the board more frequently; she recently cashed and dashed. Cardates are shorts or skirts or loose slacks. Form fitting wear that doesn't come off easy is an excuse not to do shit. Her acting like you're an idiot who doesn't know what a cardate is was her trying to get you to doubt yourself and stay. That was her job, to make you stay in the parking lot and she failed. The friends showing up wasn't random, it was planned; You'd be far worse if you were parked. The money upfront after a stunt like that is further proof that she was trying to recover her scam. After a date doesn't go through, you get dropped off and simply go your way. You don't call your friends planning to rob someone. I think she bought some expensive candy, and you were to be the sucker to pay for it. Now that she didn't get the money to pay for the candy she already obviously used, she's going to give you hell because making you miserable is the only alternative to having to face her handler / dealer. But that's just my opinion, and I'm a fucking tard; why else would she want to rob you after no date happening at all? She knew what she was doing. The cost / risk analysis was as follows; she can walk back to her room from the hotel entrance, then road median, but once you reached the main road you could've taken her anywhere and she'd have to walk all the way back. You did good, you didn't break and you even brought her back. Me personally, I would've passed as soon as I noticed what she was wearing. She's pretty dumb to be doing this, as far as I can tell she's not actively posting; her contact info is circulating on the board via members.

**Alum1** · 01-25-21 22:18

Certainly the super bowl will be bringing some higher tier talent then we are used to in Tampa. Not as much if there was no covid but more then usual. I seen a few here and there on tryst, but no one I dropped my jaw for. Any other sites where might find these providers?

**XpertTraveler** · 01-25-21 22:18

Originally Posted by CuteProf [View Original Post]

The link isn't working. Is this her, https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/58081812/?

Yes sir. Sorry about the broken link, I swear it was working when I posted it LOL.

**CuteProf** · 01-25-21 17:27

The link isn't working. Is this her, https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/58081812/?

Originally Posted by XpertTraveler [View Original Post]

That's because all these girls on dating apps are PITA to deal with. They want a supermodel guy with all the cash and be treated like a queen. Dating isn't like it used to be. It's literally no longer a social norm to walk up to a stranger and ask for their number or to even hit on them in public. Like it's not harassment if I only do it once, and if you say no I'll be on my way. I feel bad for the real young ones since the game has completely changed. Persistence is no longer rewarded, it's punished, brutally may I add.

As for a review, I saw Monroe recently. A lot of posts say no BBBJ but I got one of the best DT BBBJ's of my life from her. I didn't even want her kitty anymore, which is pierced BTW. Pics are accurate, but she's put on a little weight. But I don't consider her a BBW or fat, she's just thicker. Big tits, nipples get hard as she's going down on you. Also, it was BBBJCIM but YMMV. Pretty face as per her pictures. Also got a massage. She works out of an MP FYI.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/57843945/

**TheRock20** · 01-25-21 16:04

Hey guys has anyone seen Celina? We were texting back and forth then crickets. I was wondering if anyone has seen her she looks phenomenal.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/58076368/

**Thirtn** · 01-25-21 10:44

Originally Posted by XpertTraveler [View Original Post]

That's because all these girls on dating apps are PITA to deal with. They want a supermodel guy with all the cash and be treated like a queen. Dating isn't like it used to be. It's literally no longer a social norm to walk up to a stranger and ask for their number or to even hit on them in public. Like it's not harassment if I only do it once, and if you say no I'll be on my way. I feel bad for the real young ones since the game has completely changed. Persistence is no longer rewarded, it's punished, brutally may I add.

As for a review, I saw Monroe recently. A lot of posts say no BBBJ but I got one of the best DT BBBJ's of my life from her. I didn't even want her kitty anymore, which is pierced BTW. Pics are accurate, but she's put on a little weight. But I don't consider her a BBW or fat, she's just thicker. Big tits, nipples get hard as she's going down on you. Also, it was BBBJCIM but YMMV. Pretty face as per her pictures. Also got a massage. She works out of an MP FYI.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/57843945/

Agree on this Monroe post. Saw her out of TLC for 30 min and the BBBJ was legit. She likes loud angry rock music which was a turn off for me but she managed to set me straight. Prefer Kristi and Smokey but Monroe is a great girl.

**Mitch1965** · 01-25-21 09:40

Originally Posted by JustAPerv [View Original Post]

I concur. Sweet girl. Shit service. 30 seconds going down and suddenly she gets up and wanders off to find a rock or some other candy and stays in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I find her very cute, but no more visits from me.

Not to beat a dead horse but I recently disregarded all of the negative posts and took a shot (her face pic is like a siren in the Greek isles to me). What a mistake. Totally rundown motel with gangs of hoodies all over the parking lot. She told me that 4:30 was a perfect time. I show up at 4:30, text, no response. Gave her 15 more, text, no response. Waited 10 more minutes then left. Finally got a response almost an hour later apologizing because she was running late. Lesson learned.

**Badal** · 01-24-21 19:33

[QUE=RockyJl;5174838]Any references for Stephanie near the Hard Rock Casino? QUOTE].

I have seen Stephenie many time she is a pleaser.

**Bad Dog2** · 01-24-21 17:54

Originally Posted by LaProduct [View Original Post]

https://callescort.org/727-312-1993

https://callescort.org/813-302-7538

The second one is Ryder and she is for real and prefers black men.

**XpertTraveler** · 01-24-21 17:29

Originally Posted by Anonymous434 [View Original Post]

Use listcrawler and search their names on the forum, find one with decent reviews and take the plunge but damn you mongers are getting younger and younger, I was busy at the bar at your age, wait until you're 50 and washed up.

That's because all these girls on dating apps are PITA to deal with. They want a supermodel guy with all the cash and be treated like a queen. Dating isn't like it used to be. It's literally no longer a social norm to walk up to a stranger and ask for their number or to even hit on them in public. Like it's not harassment if I only do it once, and if you say no I'll be on my way. I feel bad for the real young ones since the game has completely changed. Persistence is no longer rewarded, it's punished, brutally may I add.

As for a review, I saw Monroe recently. A lot of posts say no BBBJ but I got one of the best DT BBBJ's of my life from her. I didn't even want her kitty anymore, which is pierced BTW. Pics are accurate, but she's put on a little weight. But I don't consider her a BBW or fat, she's just thicker. Big tits, nipples get hard as she's going down on you. Also, it was BBBJCIM but YMMV. Pretty face as per her pictures. Also got a massage. She works out of an MP FYI.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/57843945/