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  1. #17380
    Quote Originally Posted by NeeditWantit  [View Original Post]
    I asked her about it. She said her phone # must have belonged to someone else and somehow her account got merged with she-man. She said she does not have a cock.
    She does not have a dick and her friend is really hot.

  2. #17379

    Rock You Like a Hurricane

    Brothers, Harley is having so much fun playing in her clubhouse, but the Bucs loss has put a damper on the party. And the hurricane is coming to wipe out Tampa Bay later this week. To lighten the mood and get everyone right before the big storm hits, Harley is not only going to extend her Customer Appreciation Specials, but is adding a Rock You Like a Hurricane extra discount if you see her before the storm hits. She's asking donations for her time of $ / $. 2 / $$. That's for a regular fun filled, get right before the storm session. Drop the code word Hurricane to unlock your discount. As always, no AA and no Greek spoken at the USASG exclusive party. Ride on over to the Brandon area. Any Seniors still looking for her number know what to do. Now put up those shutters, grab the sandbags and take a cruise to your favorite Harley dealer to get rocked like a hurricane.
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  3. #17378

    Cracked me up!

    Quote Originally Posted by AppletonMe  [View Original Post]
    Wow, just wow. As somebody living in Riverview and has considered contacting her due to the basically zero options here and have to drive at least 20 minutes for anything, I cannot thank you enough for your TOFTT. I also had quite a good laugh reading this, what a roller coaster of a read. Thank you again for reporting and hopefully things will pick up in Riverview some day.
    Sorry I was entertained by your demise, LMAO.

  4. #17377
    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelCosmos  [View Original Post]
    Idk why but I have a thing for trashy hookers that let you nut in them raw, especially if they have a fat ass and tits. Forget about her eyebrows, this girl is right up my alley. Will creampie her today, thanks for the review.
    Bless your heart. Just make sure to get tested, for everything, after.

  5. #17376
    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelCosmos  [View Original Post]
    Idk why but I have a thing for trashy hookers that let you nut in them raw, especially if they have a fat ass and tits. Forget about her eyebrows, this girl is right up my alley. Will creampie her today, thanks for the review.
    Yeah I'd meet with her if it were almost literally any other setting that the OP described. Not interested in a little yippy devil dog attacking me and just the overall entire scenario he described. I mean, I'd do it for free? LOL.

  6. #17375

    Thanks for the review

    Quote Originally Posted by RupertWell  [View Original Post]
    I thought the photos looked okay on this one so I did some research and found some reviews. I texted her, and she got right back to me. Turns out I was only 2 miles away, just by chance. Said I could be there in 5 minutes, and she agreed. HH was 1- She gave good directions. It led me to a dumpy trailer park. I was able to find the trailer (what was left of it, the trailer is decomposing). She met me outside wearing a tight pink see-through mini dress. It left nothing to the imagination, you could see tits, ass, and her cooochie! The pros: She looks just like the photos. The cons: she looks just like the photos. I don't know what happened to her eyebrows, they are just fucking GONE! Her looks were a turn off, but I was horny as hell and was willing to go through with it because I needed to get some. She led me inside. What a real DUMP. I don't think there is running water, I was surprised that she had electricity The said to be quiet and pointed to the couch that had a blanket on it, and said "sleeping" - I thought there was a kid there, it was a little purse dog. I accidentally woke it up and it turned full demon on me, little fucking shit! She led me to the bedroom. It smelled like Jeffrey Dahmer's refridgerator in there. Here was my opportunity, I asked if she had a condom, she said no, she will go bare and CIP. I said I needed a condom and had one in the car. I left the room, past the dog from fucking hell without getting bit, went to my car (to my surprise was NOT on cinder blocks), and I got the fuck out of there before I ended up in a barrel of acid. If you end up going through with it, double wrap it, bring hand sanitizer, and a change of clothing for the stench. Gentlemen, there is not enough viagra in the world!
    Idk why but I have a thing for trashy hookers that let you nut in them raw, especially if they have a fat ass and tits. Forget about her eyebrows, this girl is right up my alley. Will creampie her today, thanks for the review.

  7. #17374

    Wifeyizm

    Well I spent Saturday night painting gaming and drinking, Wasn't in the mood for the honeys this night but wanted a good buzz. Well I looked at my phone and noticed I had multiple texts from different providers. One stand out it was (wifey). And she was upset. I put I phone on silent and forgot to turn it back on. Earlier that day I told her I can help her out, If she is cool because she needed some help. She wanted to hang and she though I ghosted her. Well to make a long story short. We linked up, and resolved our issues this morning. My point to this is she really appreciated me and likes our time together. She's definitely a feisty one, but I love that about her. On our last visit the house smelled like shit (dog shit). And I told her about it, just being real with her, and she made sure the house was decent and smelled good. O and mongers she's 420 friendly, believe it or not no candy. And finally the (Deed) BBBJ then Believe it or not DATY, and 69 which shocked me because usually not down with that. She was in a really in a good mood. And I like how she just took control and crammed my head in her. She tasted so good and really wet. After that went into covered cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl, then doggy and finally in mission and popped! Over all great Experience no complaints. Damage was 120 coins, plus Tip for 30 mn. But I was there well over 1 hour. No clock watching. Guys she real and chill, and we had our ups and downs. I'm naming her now my new number one provider, because she genuine and chill. What I like about her is shell text me in a couple of days and check to see if I'm good or not. And I like that, she make me feel wanted and really appreciated. Thanks wifrizm, untill next time, peace I'm out!! P. S if you don't like the info I put then don't read it, stroll on down. And to all providers that are not Flattered there are others that will be.

  8. #17373

    Check links and spelling.

    Actually, no.

    The review a few spaces down is for Harley, not Harlee.

    If you chase back "view previous post" you can usually get to links to verify which provider is being referenced.

    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillRide  [View Original Post]
    There is a review like 4 spaces down.

  9. #17372

    TGTBT to me

    Quote Originally Posted by BillHo  [View Original Post]
    This ad interested me, but the area code and no location turns me off. The ad says Chocolate, but she looks Asian to me. Does anybody know more? Bill Ho.

    https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...218/3867538344
    Girls that hot don't usually off car dates, and bbbjs. That's just for starters.

  10. #17371

    No location is fake provider

    Quote Originally Posted by BillHo  [View Original Post]
    This ad interested me, but the area code and no location turns me off. The ad says Chocolate, but she looks Asian to me. Does anybody know more? Bill Ho.

    https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...218/3867538344
    In my experience ads without locations are fake. Along with ads that have more than one location listing the same day.

  11. #17370
    Quote Originally Posted by Colonoscopy  [View Original Post]
    Look at the More Pics on the ad. There is no pussy, just a giant man cock.
    I asked her about it. She said her phone # must have belonged to someone else and somehow her account got merged with she-man. She said she does not have a cock.

  12. #17369
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2288

    Unknown?

    This ad interested me, but the area code and no location turns me off. The ad says Chocolate, but she looks Asian to me. Does anybody know more? Bill Ho.

    https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...218/3867538344

  13. #17368

    Look down

    Quote Originally Posted by McLovinXs9  [View Original Post]
    https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/8135177838

    This one's posted for a bit and seems pretty cute but I haven't seen any feedback on her yet. Any chance one of why'all has gotten to see her?
    There is a review like 4 spaces down.

  14. #17367
    Senior Member


    Posts: 3042

    Depends on your options and other reasons

    Quote Originally Posted by TampaMonger  [View Original Post]
    To each his own, I don't judge. But thankfully in this case the photos were more than enough to keep me away.
    Some men will get anything moving, some will get what's available in their area, some just don't want to drive far. One can only get, what one is willing to do, to get what one really want. Some times any hole will do.

  15. #17366
    Senior Member


    Posts: 3042

    The scene

    Quote Originally Posted by RupertWell  [View Original Post]
    I thought the photos looked okay on this one so I did some research and found some reviews. I texted her, and she got right back to me. Turns out I was only 2 miles away, just by chance. Said I could be there in 5 minutes, and she agreed. HH was 1- She gave good directions. It led me to a dumpy trailer park. I was able to find the trailer (what was left of it, the trailer is decomposing). She met me outside wearing a tight pink see-through mini dress. It left nothing to the imagination, you could see tits, ass, and her cooochie! The pros: She looks just like the photos. The cons: she looks just like the photos. I don't know what happened to her eyebrows, they are just fucking GONE! Her looks were a turn off, but I was horny as hell and was willing to go through with it because I needed to get some. She led me inside. What a real DUMP. I don't think there is running water, I was surprised that she had electricity The said to be quiet and pointed to the couch that had a blanket on it, and said "sleeping" - I thought there was a kid there, it was a little purse dog. I accidentally woke it up and it turned full demon on me, little fucking shit! She led me to the bedroom. It smelled like Jeffrey Dahmer's refridgerator in there. Here was my opportunity, I asked if she had a condom, she said no, she will go bare and CIP. I said I needed a condom and had one in the car. I left the room, past the dog from fucking hell without getting bit, went to my car (to my surprise was NOT on cinder blocks), and I got the fuck out of there before I ended up in a barrel of acid. If you end up going through with it, double wrap it, bring hand sanitizer, and a change of clothing for the stench. Gentlemen, there is not enough viagra in the world!
    One never knows just what one will run into, when meeting these girls. Nothing surprises me. My nose doesn't pick up all the smells like it use to. I'm thinking, if the BBBJ was any good, I would have gotten that pussy, of course covered. Standing doggy for this one.

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