Hilarious encounters and reports

**CoronaLime** · 02-06-24 18:42

Originally Posted by CoronaLime [View Original Post]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.

Originally Posted by WarDog1960 [View Original Post]

That's too fucking funny.

Originally Posted by GolphPro [View Original Post]

Lmfao!

That is funny.

Originally Posted by WarDog1960 [View Original Post]

But I'm sure it wasn't the first time she's seen something like that.

It small poop.

**WarDog1960** · 09-28-23 20:04

But I'm sure it wasn't the first time she's seen something like that.

Originally Posted by CoronaLime [View Original Post]

It embarrass me.

**CoronaLime** · 09-28-23 16:20

Originally Posted by WarDog1960 [View Original Post]

That's too fucking funny.

It embarrass me.

**Hoballer** · 09-23-23 03:19

Her name seems familiar to me as does that very limited backside photo. I"m wondering if I've met her before and filled her up on some dark block near Aurora. She seems open but who knows. If not, I want to meet her, seems like 'Baller's type, LOL. Hailey if you're reading this, HMU.

Originally Posted by BbKingg [View Original Post]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ive-money-back

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ning-the-hobby

Unreal. Just unreal.

**BbKingg** · 09-22-23 17:45

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ive-money-back

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ning-the-hobby

Unreal. Just unreal.

**PriceIsRight39** · 07-03-23 12:19

Originally Posted by BbKingg [View Original Post]

Lmfao! You are funny!

Love twins used a vibrating butt plug on me recently. Those two are nuts. It's rumbling in my ass one is on my balls the other BBBJ (Phew). When the party was over, we could find the plug! Well, we figured it's under the bed. I head over to bar for a come down cocktail and have the urge. Keep in mind I feel completely normal. As I go my bum starts VIBRATING! Plop! LOL needless to say, that butt plug in is somewhere out to sea. I also learned there are on nerve sensations in your rectum!

I SHIT YOU NOT MEN! True story. Hahah.

I promised them a new toy upon my return. When those two leave the biz it will truly be a sad day. 600 for both! What a bargain. No BBFS but the camel slides are nice. They are funny too. English is ok. I should stay away from SE Asia. I vacation in Dallas. LOL.

Love ya boys! Great to have a space for us men to shoot the shit.

**BbKingg** · 06-30-23 15:48

Originally Posted by CoronaLime [View Original Post]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.

Lmfao! You are funny!

**MadVic** · 06-05-23 14:03

Originally Posted by CoronaLime [View Original Post]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.

Honestone has a reputation of pooping in the corners of providers rooms.

MadVic.

**GolphPro** · 06-05-23 12:16

Originally Posted by CoronaLime [View Original Post]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.

Lmfao!

That is funny.

**WarDog1960** · 06-01-23 20:52

That's too fucking funny.

Originally Posted by CoronaLime [View Original Post]

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.

**CoronaLime** · 06-01-23 20:39

One time I go to Eurotouch. Get shower table. Camel slide. Very nice.

Go to room. Nice massage. Very good.

Then more rub and blowjob. My wang no get hard.

So lady put two finger in but. I orgasm and when she pull out, I poop on table. Small poop.

I no go back.

**SeattleStiff** · 11-16-22 08:14

Originally Posted by SamThaMan2 [View Original Post]

Do you remember her?

Good ol days I got stories.

Damn, I don't. But that hat must have been in their prop closet.

Do tell.

**BriannasBoy** · 11-15-22 17:57

Ahhh the late 90's / early 2000's.

This is where I met Lady Lydia McLane. Loved her!

I am sure she is still out there doing burlesque or something. I see her in old videos now and then.

The absolute Best!!

**SamThaMan2** · 11-15-22 17:05

Do you remember her?

Good ol days I got stories.

Originally Posted by SeattleDad [View Original Post]

Xotic Tan or Xotics. There was a name change at some point..

**TakingABreak** · 09-19-20 19:54

Originally Posted by Router911 [View Original Post]

It was afternoon. Right after lunch and I had her head hanging off the edge of the bed fucking her throat so I bent over to lick her pussy and tongue her ass. I mustve put too much pressure on her stomach and she farted right as I tongued her ass.

I didn't say anything. The only time where being polite left a bad taste in mouth!

Some guys would pay extra for that. Was there an upcharge?