2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Member #2996]

After Lefty's report had to check on the motel. Well LE was sitting across the street at Target, but low and behold there was a lady in the parking lot of the motel. I stopped to talk to her just to check things out. I asked her about the LE and she said she had already taken care of him and asked if I wanted to be taken care of.

Seemed a little shady so I passed and checked out the south side where there was a pretty BSW who was more reasonable.

Happy hunting!

[BayView]

OK, I'm tired. I made a few mistakes. I meant, I know I don't post much...

[BayView]

Yeah, I know, I down post much but I thought I'd share this one with you all. I've not been out on the streets for a few months all things considered. And I'd found a stipper that is willing. Anyhow I took a southside drive last night and found nothing. Maybe one on South 13th and so I stopped in at the Hillside. It was really bad. Half a beer and I was out of there. Searched the streets for another half hour and decided to go to a real strip club. To make a long story short, the power went out in the area and one girl asked me if I'd take her home. She bitched that she hadn't made any money and rent was due. Then she asked if I'd help her make some money after we left. Hmm, yes! Keep working the strip clubs. Only problem is that then I took her home, she points out this other car in lot and says that's Lisa's (not real name) car. That's the other stripper I'd been seeing. Funny thing is that they must have talked today. "Lisa" has never called me but tonight she's called twice. Now she's offering service rather than my asking for it. Not too bad having two competing for cash. Maybe it's me. No. I'm not going to dream. It's the cash.

Go hit the clubs after the 1st of the month when the rent is due. It helps that they've seen you before because I'm sure that they have choices.

Oh, yeah. You probably want know about the service. Nothing special. Great looks. OK attitude. Unemotional service.

[Xhobbyist]

Cool flick! A must see.

Kevin

[Yyxx]

If you want to know what these guys are like, rent a Dennis Hopper movie called Blue Velvet. Then you will know what I am talking about.

Ah, David Lynch's finest film, and Dennis Hopper's greatest role. Highly recommended!

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

[LookingForLefty]

Thanks for the info on Beansnappers. Susie was obviously not working there or she would not have been in Milwaukee working a motel parking lot. She most likely got fired or simply has just gotten too old to be competitive with the other ladies. Her type usually isn't able to keep employed due to drugs and soliciting customers. I felt like a fool stalking her in the parking lot. I had gotten sort of emotionally attached after our episode, but when I saw that baldy guy rolling out of her room all unsheveled, I lost my appitite for her.

Pee Wee - Rockford is a good weekend place to go. Just get a cheap motel room for a couple of days. There is just as much street action as any other city like that, perhaps more. Plus a full menu of AMPs and there used to be a couple of places in Belvidere that did hand for $85. Just put it all in perspective. What is your time worth and do you want the aggrevation of dealing with SWs? Sometimes its just as easy to go to the AMP. I've been to about 30-40 and after awhile they are all the same. American massage parlors are more interesting but the attention to service and detail are not as good. There are two in Madison that are well written about and have been in business forever.

I have fallen out of favor with the wheel party crowd. Its because I don't take part. Those are some really sick fucks. They are the type that would get head from a tranny and not think twice about it. This one dude told me "a blow job is a blow job, doesn't matter if its a man or woman giving it to you." After that I've had nothing to do with that bunch. If you want to know what these guys are like, rent a Dennis Hopper movie called Blue Velvet. Then you will know what I am talking about.

[PeeWee]

Lefty and others,
If you don't know, Beansnappers is one of the strip clubs in Appleton but I read some bad reports on it "like" no alcohol no take out and a very young crowd. Most likely the dancers boy friends and there buddies.

KSA,
Yes, there's always something in Leftys stories that I can relate to from my experiences except the jack hammer half nelson anal lol. You gotta be a advanced hobbyists for that.

I been very busy at the work place lately and haven't had any time to hunt and the one that I been seeing is starting to play mind games with me but I hold the trump card with the $$. Anyways maybe I need a couple of weeks off the hobby so I feel lonely and horny again and want to pick up a new one and take here out for dinner or something before I lay her.

I been thinking about Rockford but it would be unfamiliar ground and the parlor's seem to pricy for what you get. I read some of the reports.

[King Stone Age]

This is why I read these posts: Lefty, YOU DA MAN! Your experiences coupled with your sense of humor make this board the best in the forum. With such diction and somantics, I can envision myself in your situation. Jackson should give you a literary medal of honor for your stories.

Keep it up buddy!

[LookingForLefty]

I was driving through the Suburban parking lot and the lights flashed on this old junky car. I took a swing by and inside was small built gal. She was about 40. She got out of her car and jumped into my truck. We drove down 27th Street south about 3-4 miles (as I popped a V) and then headed back to the motel. She said she was from Appleton and was in town to see if she could find some action related to the election. She said something about a lot of election officials in town and they are always cruising for action. She said she used to work at a place called Beansnappers, whatever that is. She inquired about if I had any drugs or where she could get some. She mentioned she had two kids and lived in Calumet County - she goes to Chilton to visit her parole officer.

Her name was Susie, about 5-2, 125, strawberry blonde, minor dental flaws, green sweater, short skirt, fishnetstockings and high heels. Her legs were ok but a little dumpy. She was up for doing everything for $100 and even had a room. So naturally I check out under the beds and bathroom for bad guys. I bolted the door from the inside. I tried not to fall in love but she was quite a flirt and saleslady. Just the kind who is up to rip you off. But I figured I could easily whoop her if need be.

She asked if I wanted her to take all her clothes. Damn straight. Her tits were a little droopy but ok for her age. Her bush was trimmed neatly but not shaved. We didn't shower like I normally do. I was already clean and it was too cold and damn to want to go through the hassle. She looked pretty clean. We got under the sheets and she gave me a big hug and seemed generally excited and happy. She reached down rubbed little lefty until he got hard. She had the softest hands and little lefty reacted much faster than normal. In about 20 seconds he was at full mass and throbbing. I was pleased by this and it helped my confidence. She slid a rubber on it and started giving me head. I thought I was going to blow my load right away and I had her back off. She said thats ok - just blow your load. I said no way, I paid you a $100 and I'm taking the scenic route. So I laid her on her back and started to fuck her. Again I feel like I'm going to blow my load and I have to back off. Her petite body looked so hot laying there on the bed. After starting and stopping about 20 times, I started to get numb and back in control. Now I'm finding it hard to cum, but I soon feel one coming. She really felt nice and I loved the physical chemistry of her body. I could have laid on her all day long and not got tired of her. I like the way she hugged me and rubbed my ass. Now for the finale. I roll her over to finish in her ass. She tells me to go slow and take it easy. Fair enough because she has been such a good sport so far. Her ass was already wet and prepared. I stuck my dick in about 2-3 inches and it was just total heaven. Her ass was so tight. I mean it just had the perfect feel and grip. I filled that rubber up with what felt like a new record amount of cum. That felt so good.

I went home to have lunch and will still excited thinking about her. I knew I could get another hard-on so I went back about 2pm. Her car was there but there was another car in front of the room. I sat there and waited about 15 minutes and I see some older guy coming out wearing a sports coat and dress pants but no tie. After seeing some guy just come out of the room I lost my appitite for her. Still my balls and dick have been feeling good all day.

She was driving a late 80s Chevy, rusted fenders, gray, kind of rectable looking body, with a bunch of shit hanging from the rearview mirrors.

[RealFun]

KSA - did you get digits? Man that sounds hot!! J/k, actually, NOT! Man that's messed up.

I got a Rockford AMP tip. The only reason I'm bringing this up here is because some here may not be into checking the rfd board unless something out of the ordinary is available. I met an AMP chick that is way different from any of the ones I've ever met. I know, anyone that's followed my rfd amp rants know that on average once or twice every fiscal quarter I get all woozy about some chick and say she's soooooo special.

Well, this find really is totally different. Not necessarilly special in regards to looks or service. Its just that she's much more americanized. She speaks excellent english. I talk to he normally, where as with most amp chicks I have to phrase things in ways they'll understand better. The best thing about her is that she doesn't do that saccharin submissive gfe act that all the other ones do. Its more like being with a regular escort or something.

Anyways, all the details are in the rfd board. I just bring it up here because I've heard many say they're not crazy about AMPs because of the culture difference, language barrier, and cheesey mechanical routine. Many of the other girls I've called "special" really were "special" in one way or another. But Jenny at Paradise really is unique, and may have some appeal to those that normally aren't too crazy about AMPs. 40/house, 120 tip gets it all.

[PeeWee]

Someone wrote,
I need to come up with some new ideas and some new places to go.
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Don't we all

Now if CiTraveler and Real Fun could forget Lefty for awhile and fill us in on how to deal with providers better and where to find the good ones at the best deals in town it would be great

I am thinking if the good SW's aren't on the streets any more in Milwaukee then where are they working?

[King Stone Age]

ci - lefty validation is plenty information for me. it was of value, it served a purpose, and i will take it to heart and use it in my mission to find a regular masseuse.

oh, i must publicly, again thank real for being the 'real deal' when it comes to effective communication and positive reinforcement.

now - moving on to matters this forum was set up for - the pussy.

for those of you who care to know, i called the canadian dunce from windsor. she's coming next weekend. i'm having her stay at a hotel in downtown. at first she asked me to make the reservations since she was "expecting to stay with me". ha ha, fat chance - i made her call. she said that she was looking forward to seeing me and that she can't wait for us to get together for the night. as i was talking to her she asked me if i miss her tight 'bottom' - as in making reference to her anus, i said sure. ha ha! looks like i'm going to take this girl back to athens - olympic style...

moving on to why i am actually writing a post on this board. i went to a trashy south side corner bar this weekend with an old friend of mind. i initially agreed to go with him because he always keeps on calling me and because i feel sorry for him. he's always around fat skanky ****** that i would not touch with a 10ft. pole but he's not the greatest looking guy either. well, that night, we met with these 2 trailer trash women. one was quite large and the other looked like someone unloaded an uzzi at her teeth.

i sat there and tried to keep the uzzi victim occupied as he tried to work the plumper into sexual submission. as we were talking, ms. uzzi flashed her boobs in my face and started laughing. i, thought, what the hell, so i asked her if i can put my dong in between those. ha ha. she said for $25 i can put it somewhere else! "wow, is that right?" i said. she also said, "well, if you by me some drinks, it might be free."

i then proceeded to buy her a drink, not because i was interested, but because i was intrigued by the discussion that is going to take place. i started to feel on her rear to relax her a little, make her feel a little wanted. i then asked her what sexual things she likes and what she does. she began telling me everything under the sun. most men at this point would be highly aroused and interested. i began to find it intoxicating and vile. just watching those missing and decayed teeth move made me want to yak up.

as drunk as she was, she was trying to work me in to spending the night with her while never dropped the $25 charge though. i began telling her that i was too young for her and that i am not experienced enough - ha ha. i told her that i could be as old as one of her children. she said that she only has one daughter and i'm older than her. as a joke, i proceeded to ask her what will it take to hook up with her daughter, she said $125, and she must watch. whoa! that blew me away. i quietly asked her if she was serious and she said she was dead serious.

by this point, i'm buying another round as questions will need to be answered. according to ms. uzzi, her daughter is 5'4", 110 lbs and very pretty. so, i'm thinking i have to see this so then i ask, "how old is she?" she replies, "17". uh? 17? are you serious? you’re going to allow some stranger to bang your **** daughter for $125 while you’re watching? she said that she's 3 months pregnant, broke, and that she's fu*king everyone she sees any ways so might as well get paid for it and start helping out with the rent.

i can't lie to everyone and say that i didn't totally discard the proposition, i mean, she did have a point about if your going to do it, might as well get paid for it. but, wow, that is really messed up. i can't believe what society has come to. i asked her why she wanted to watch, she said she likes to watch the men she's with because it makes her wet. i asked her if she saw anything wrong with that and she said no she just wishes she could get banged like that sometimes. she complained about only old, ugly men being interested in her.

so, lesson here: ? i don't know.. too much to dwell on.

[Ci-Traveler]

RealFun wrote:

"HEY, WE FUCKING GET IT NOW GO AWAY! Challenge yourself and do not respond to this post. If you really can't resist then send me a pm and spare the public board. You actually hobby in other areas and post useful info. Splendid, that's what this board is for. Maybe now you can start your own anti-Lefty thread and stay out of the Milwaukee section unless you have something useful to add here."

Hmmmmmmm.........I see - discrimination now. Had a feeling it would happen sometime.

Your response thoughtfully mentioned that KSA was sincere in his posting. And I agreed with him. My post also apologized to him.

But I stand by what I said - Lefty posted nothing of value regarding his Rockford trip. This is not a slam on KSA - it disagrees with him about Lefty's providing useful info.

If you feel strongly about something I write - by all means state your opinion. If you choose to do it in this forum however, don't be surprised to see it be answered in this forum. I can just see it now - President Bush and John Kerry going at it in debate forum......then Kerry says - "Hey - mind your own fucking business about that - you shouldn't discuss that here because I say so. Write me a letter if you have something to say about it."

See how the analogy works here RF?

BTW - while I'm happy you noticed my useful information for the other city boards, I equally notice your's. You have the longest posts of anyone I have ever read.

Let's try not to be hypocritical.

ci-traveler

[Jet]

This stripper chick I was banging took me to a friend's house in the 'hood about a month or so ago. Her friend was looking to make some money. So this skinny white crackhead walks in and says she does two-girl "shows" with her lesbian g/f, for $300. I was like, ya gotta be shittin' me, who is interested in that? I wouldn't be interested for $30. My stripper chick apologized after, saying that she didn't realize what the proposition was gonna be. I never saw the lesbian b/f, but I heard she was a real dyke-looking thing.

Me and another guy banged one girl once (no guy on guy) about twenty years ago in Key West when we were in the service. She picked us BOTH up in a bar. She came up and sat down between us at this bar that had the reputation of being the roughest bar in the Keys. (Anybody ever hear of the Boca Chica Lounge on Stock Island, next to Key West, back in the eighties?)She put her arm around both of us, and started talking. Finally my buddy motions for me to look down. I look down and she was wearing one of those eighties-style skirts that kind of overlapped in the front. She had her legs spread, exposing her tweeter, which was shaved back when chicks didn't shave their tweeters. We took her back to the base and banged her real good. I left about the time a third guy showed up to take my place.

A coupla years ago I banged two hookers, my first three-way with two chicks. The chicks were going down on each other this time. I was trying to get their friend to join in for a foursome, but the lines of communication got mixed up and the third girl stayed out. One of the girls was a hardnosed blonde who just wanted to get paid and was very businesslike, not fun, but the second one was a part-timer and new on the scene, just looking to make some extra money. She had a smokin' body, nice curvy hips, thin waist, nice (enhanced) rack, beautiful hair, and a tan complete with tan lines, plus a sweet disposition, and not real bright. Damn near perfect. I tried calling her after but her family must have found out about her part-time work. I think her ringing cell phone gave her away. It seemed like an angry husband was always the one answering the phone, so I finally gave up. But the three-way just wasn't as exciting as one-one-one.

For whatever reason I still think two chicks deep french kissing is totally hot, but watching two lesbians have sex would be totally boring, which seems contradictory. Now, if I was longstroking one of them from behind it would be an improvement, but still doesn't move me somehow. I guess it all goes to intent. Two lesbians getting it on and let me join in, sort of like a charity case? No thanks. Two straight chicks who want me to smack that ass up? Oh yeah! So I agree with Lefty. I don't wanna feel like a third wheel at a lesbian bang-in.

[RealFun]

Ci-Traveler - Lefty's coming up with pretty decent explanations for every instance that someone calls out supposed discrepencies in his stories. At least the explanations are consistent with what Lefty has made known about himself.

How many times has he expressed that, as he's jackhammering some dunce's ass, she's aware of just about nothing else in her life. I've caught plenty of AMP chicks blatantly trying to rush things, or distracted, trying to listen to movements and voices outside of the room, etc, etc, and sometimes right at a moment when I think I'm really doing something right and that she's loving my erotic moves.

Lefty seems to live for that moment when he has the chicks full and complete attention, when he's giving her an experience she'll never forget. Fists clenched, eyes bugged out or squeezed tight, trying to mentally redistribute the pin point discomfort evenly throughout her bod as if she could dilute it by biting the bullet.

I would be erect no problem watching two real lesbians going at it as if I wasn't in the room. Maybe many other guys feel the same as me. Well Lefty clearly isn't many other guys.

I wouldn't be too surprised if Lefty came up with some unintended logistical discrepencies, the guy clearly has plenty of activity to keep track of. I've caught myself contradicting myself about certain AMP chicks. About 4-5 months ago I got all mixed up and posted some contradictory posts about a girl named May at PT. First I thought she was sweet, then I thought she was a hoser, then I confused her with another girl. My posts about her were all over the map. A couple months later I'm at PT and didn't even recognize her. Half way through the session she's trying to convince me that we had two sessions before. I didn't believe her until she started reviewing some of the details.

There's a good chance that he takes a little poetic license when describing the full extent and intensity of the session. But then maybe not. That's the mystique. Even if things are dramatized a certain degree, there's enough consistency to make one believe that the jist of the reports are real and true even if he gets a touch heavy handed hammering his point home.

You said you were done unless provoked. Well obviously this post will qualify as a provocation and you'll engage in quoting me for a tit for tat debate about all the ways in which I'm wrong. Fine, have at it.

CT wrote:
"Ok - great. Except I didn't see any advice from Lefty except his suggestion to listen to Real Fun......or did I miss something? Where is his specific advice?"

Dude, KSA clearly explained why he came to the Milw board for Rfd info. Obviously he coulda gotten the info from me in the rfd section. At the time I wasn't sure why he brought rfd discussion into this section. But I've never known KSA to be a drag or a dummy so I figured I'd accomadate even though I didn't know his angle. Turns out his reasoning made sense: wanted to ask his known and trusted buds in his home section about what their opinion was of another city. If you remember, Lefty even posted about his rfd experiences here in the milw section, and not in the rfd section.

True there is some value in keeping useful info in the appropriate sections. But it seems to me that its more of a guideline than a strict rule. People are accustomed to coming to the Milw section to read about Lefty's adventures. For him to sum up an out of town visit here in his home section doesn't seem too out of whack. For KSA to ask about another city... especially a nearby one... doesn't seem too much out of whack. For me to give the quick down and dirty low down doesn't seem too out of whack. If KSA wanted to get all the cute details about my romantic gfe's with every korean in rfd he could easily have checked it out.

I assumed, correctly, that he was after a different angle. I think it helped him feel confident about my advice when Lefty vouched for it. Lefty didn't go too deep into it, but I think the specific comment that he agreed with me on is how Osaka strikes a nice balance between having girls that are as cute as you're going to get without having to haggle like a mother fucker to keep the fs tip below 140. I think my advice and Lefty's vouching zeroed right in on the precise and minimal summary that KSA was asking for.

I've expressed my discontent about some of Lefty's more extreme adventures and his supporters. In my opinion, some of the things he does is out of whack, I think some of the praise is out of whack. I've said it at length and then dropped it. People know how I feel.

What does it take for you to realize just how far out of whack you are?

HEY, WE FUCKING GET IT NOW GO AWAY! Challenge yourself and do not respond to this post. If you really can't resist then send me a pm and spare the public board. You actually hobby in other areas and post useful info. Splendid, that's what this board is for. Maybe now you can start your own anti-Lefty thread and stay out of the Milwaukee section unless you have something useful to add here.

Sorry this is long, but I've been biting my tongue for a while and my name has come up in too many of your posts.

DO THIS: do not respond to this post. Do not post in this section anymore. Its old, we get it, its totally unprovoked. Every keystroke you add to this section is just that much deeper you're digging your own grave.

Its over. It is soooo over. Now shoo. Bzzt. Good bye.