2000-2004 Archived Reports

**Kimosabe** · 11-22-04 07:38

Zombie,

I sit here corrected.

**LookingForLefty** · 11-21-04 21:06

I have just about given up on the psychiatrists who have been trying to help me work towards having a normal relationship with a woman. I just can't deal with the whole dating thing. Spending too many hours with them, staying all night, kissing someone I don't like good night, meeting their parents, dealing with their personal problems. Just seems easier to just pick up SWs. Sure, I know I get a little to involved with them sometimes. But its so easy to distance yourself from them. Them being SWs is the best excuse there is. The only woman I liked spending time with was with my lesbian friend. We could both talk about doing neat perverted things to other woman. She never asks to stay all night and I never kiss her good bye. Never meet her parents. I know I can put on a pretty good act and come off as charming when need be. But its not me. I don't to be a nice guy and make love to a woman. I want to jackhammer some crackhead SW in the ass 90 miles an hour and then send her home.

**PsyberZombie** · 11-21-04 09:42

Actually, Kimosabe , TONTO means "Fool" in Spanish . It's also a masculine adjective meaning "foolish" . There's also a Spanish Idiom , "a tantos y a locos" that means "recklessly"

Not that any of this has anything to do with the price of pussy in Peoria

**Kimosabe** · 11-20-04 20:35

The Lone Ranger handle, as uttered by Tonto (Tonto means "dumb" in spanish), was Kemosabe.

I have no relation nor connection to LR.

**PsyberZombie** · 11-20-04 20:05

Lefty :

There's only One known Cure for Tonto Chick Syndrome ==>

DATY with a Forked Tongue

**Ci-Traveler** · 11-20-04 18:05

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty

Found one on Layton and 22nd. Too good to be true. ..............[snip] I told her I didn't want to even hear her sad story on why she tried to rip me off. I did give her a $20 bill and told her I would drive her back up to Layton. She accepted, so I took her back. She got out of the car and ran off.

Yeah, and I got a bridge for sale too.

Just stick to writing what really happens "tough guy."

ci-traveler

**LookingForLefty** · 11-20-04 14:32

I did a reverse search on Tonto's phone number and got her address. So I took a drive by in West Allis. A neighbor was working in his yard two doors down and I asked if he knew her and what was up with the indian talk. He said he has known her for years. The theory is she is autistic and someone probably drop her on her head while watching the Lone Ranger. He said she has even had some jobs and a few boyfriends but mostly has been on mental disability. He said she was fairly normal except for the indian talk thing. I thought that perphaps if I made her cum it might shake her up enough to become normal. But most likely I would be opening a can of worms. So I'm dropping my persuit. It just wouldn't be right to nail someone with a mental disability. I'm sure she knows right from wrong, but might not be able to deal with the casual sex thing. And anyone in her family would know that no man would be serious about her.

**Diesel E** · 11-20-04 13:26

OK I do have contact info for the phone chat girl and will be willing to trade info with others ( normally I would post it to the whole world but this is not a pro and I dont want her to be overwhelmed by all the lurkers calling her night and day ). Secondly I think I may have just hit the tip of the iceburg here, I have talked to her a couple times on the phone since posting my last messages and she has mentioned that a couple of her friends might be interested in joining us for a photo and movie shoot this coming week.

I simply ask for your patience so I can fully cultivate this niche and promise to trade info when the timing is right. If all goes well I should have more than one contact from this. I will post the progress in a few days.

**Craven Morehead** · 11-20-04 11:07

This week I realized why I don't drive the mean streets of the H0-ville any more. I had some spare time so went cruizin at about 10pm - something I haven't done for a long time. Nothing on the north side except an average-looker who came over to my car to ask why I was trying to entrap girls, then asked if she could get in the car. Probably not LE but I didn't like her attitude.

10 minutes later down on National I spotted a real beauty so pulled into a sidestreet - along with about 6 other guys who'd also seen her. She stood about 5 ft from the passenger door & I waved for her to get in. No movement.
Her: "Take your window down."
I did. She looked stunning, immaculately dressed, very well spoken, sounding college-educated. I'm sure I was staring.
Her: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Me: "I always look like this. Do you want to get in?"
Her: "Get in what?"
Me: "Huh?"
Her: "Do you have any money?"
I waved goodnight at this point. LE for sure.

Then just off Lincoln I stopped at a stop sign behind an unmarked Crown Vic. He waved me past & I realized he was watching as a skanky looking girl was getting out of a car. As I drove past them the sirens start wailing & I realize I'm lucky it's not me they're stopping. Time to go home.

On a better day I hooked up with a Lisa whose phone # I'd got. We met in a no-tel on the south side. Pretty poor performance by her & not worth a revisit. PM me if you need details.

Diesel - Awesome pics! Keep em coming.

CM

**Crazy Jim Wood** · 11-20-04 09:22

Don't forget the firewater!

**LookingForLefty** · 11-19-04 22:54

I almost called her today. But what would I say? If I ask her out that means I have to be seen with her in public. Maybe I could invite her over for dinner. Fix her Indian tacos. Go rent some old B westerns. Then ride her bareback, nude with cowboy boots, and plow away at her ass screaming a war hoot.

**Yyxx** · 11-19-04 11:31

Hmm... Sounds like "heap big fun" for Lefty!

**Diesel E** · 11-19-04 02:10

I think the name of the phone chat line I used was nightflight or something like that, just pick up an Onion or Sheppard Express City Edition and there are about 3 to 4 ads for different lines. Generally all of them will have a free trial period for the guys, and it is always free for the ladies. You can also find some chat lines by doing an online search such as " Milwaukee Phone Chat ".

As for the ages, I have heard as high as 63 ( not my cup of tea lol )

Like I stated before just make sure you insert the word " generous " into your greeting and you will get lots of offers to entertain.

**LookingForLefty** · 11-18-04 23:14

I'm not too worried about that biach. I got a feeling she wants to keep as much distance between her and the police as she can.

Hey Kimosabe - I think I found the perfect woman for you. I was crusing a behavioral health clinic today and met the mom of a patient waiting for her daughter to come out. She was about 45, slender, plain and ordinary. Somewhat of a hippie type with long straight gray hair and glasses. But she was totally nuts. She constantly talks like Tonto on the Lone Ranger. And she called me "Kimosabe". She never broke charactor one time. I was just dying inside because I knew she was so fucking stupid. I was trying to imagine what she would be like in the sack with that stupid indian talk. Anyway she gets up to go to the bathroom and her daughter comes out. I ask whats up with her mom and the B-Western movie indian talk. She said she was been that way for as long as she can remember. Everyone makes fun of her and she herself talked that way until she went to school. Then she realized her mom was nuts. Anyway mom comes back and daughter goes up to make another appointment. So what the hell, I ask her if she is married. Well of course not - no man is going to stay married to her. I get her phone number. I will call her in two moons - maybe. I'll work on this because this could end up being the most retared sex I've ever had. Will keep you posted.