2000-2004 Archived Reports

[RealFun]

God, Lefty, I envy your nerve. You must have balls the size of raisins.

[LookingForLefty]

Found one this morning off of S. 13th. She was 18ish, pale, red hair, and walking along like a human windmill the way her arms were swinging. About 5-7, 120, bad teeth.

She came up to the car but kept looking around and would not make eye contact with me. I told her I know the routine so just get in the car. She did.

We headed down to my spot on S. 27th. Got the room and I asked her to clean up. She didn't want to but finally did after some coaxing. She was nervous, chewing gum a mile a minute.

At first she was wanted to give me a hand job. I talked her into head while planning ahead to myself for some anal. She jumped at my $50 and put it in her purse. She kept her shirt on. Ok with me.

She did it nice and slow which I liked. I told her wanted to take her doggie style. I put a little KY on and she bent over like a good girl. I smeared a bit on her A hole. She flinched. I told her I wanted her ass and that I would be very careful. I slowly started to put it in and she complained. I tried again and she was too tense. Now I'm pissed off. So now I pin her in a half nelson, ram in it shock style, then go to a full nelson and plow away indian style. It lasts a minute at the most. I pull out and go to wash up. She lets out the greasiest fart I ever heard and rolls back on her back. I don't think she like me much. She wipes up and we leave. Name was Amber. Didn't like her.

[Craven Morehead]

I'm taking the advice of fellow mongers & staying away from the LGN loop on the S side these days. At 1:30am on Sat morning there were at least 8 SWs as I quickly drove the usual North Ave loop. Problem is that when it's dark & raining it's impossible to see who you're picking up. LE activity was really light except for them investigating a car crash at North Ave & Fondle-Lac. Ended up going home with no action this time.

CM

[LookingForLefty]

Hit the jackpot. Found a 24 yr old blonde, 5-8, 135, long, nice shape, street worn, rough looking. She was at a pay phone on the south side talking to someone about getting away from some guy. She looked sort of cute so I looked at her. She put the phone down and said hello. I said hi, and she hung up. She asked if I wanted a "date". I said lets go.

We headed to my favorite spot. She said she would do anything but anal for $50. Fair enough.

I had her take a shower because she was a bit dirty from walking the streets. I jumped in the shower with her and she stroked little Lefty and he jumped right up.

We dried off and got under the covers. She asked if I wanted a blow job. You bet. She headed south and really put some passion into it.

I did her doggie, then missionary. Nice fit. She grabbed my ass and rubbed it. She intertwined her legs in mine and moved around a lot. This about made me explode. I offer another $50 for anal and she agreed. I spit on her ass and stuck it in.

I went full troddle for about 30 seconds while she is banging her hands on the bed and screaming. I was almost sitting on her back like riding a horse.

Wow, that was fun. A good old fashioned trailer trash *****.

I took her back to the convenience store and dropped her off.

[Member #1987]

Could anyone recommend a quality independent escort in the madison/milwaukee area. Pm any info, thanks. Also does anyone know anything about Dripping Wet Entertainment, I have seen some ads on the internet and the girls look ok, just wondering what kind of service I might be able to expect.

[unsnipped]

Has anyone met with any of these three girls: Lori, Alija, Helean? They usually work the LGN loop.

[Badger53]

Long time lurker, first time contributor, was cruising the National/Greenfield/Lincoln loop on Saturday night and there was virtually no one to be seen. Finally ran across a cute brunette named Pamela (aka PJ) at 26th and Greenfield.

She was better looking than the average SW you would find, saying she did this to help her pay for college. Went to a secluded location and she provided BBBJCIM w/ spit for 2 Jacksons. Normally I don't pay that much, but she was worth the additional just because of her looks.

Gave me a number for future visits, but I have yet to follow up to see if it is valid.

[Cigar Smoker]

It looks like it is going to be one of those summers. With the shooting of 4 gang members in less then 24 hours around 14th and Scott I think I'm going to retire from shopping on the NGL loop for the summer. Driving the loop looking for action just isn't worth catching a stray bullet from one of these a**holes.

I haven't shopped north of the valley at all because of all the scams that are run there. I will just try my luck with Yahoo thisw summer.

Good luck guys and stay sfe out there.

[LookingForLefty]

My buddy called and said he was going to fix me up. He met a 19 year old who had a friend and they were looking for a date for her. He knows my taste so I know I would not be disappointed.

Well, she did not like me at all. She was also 19 and I'm more than double that. Obviously there is not going to be much conversation. We took them out to eat and I paid for this dunce's dinner. Not even a thank you. We get back to my bud's house and he and his ho'er head off the bedroom. So here I am will this thankless stuck up piece of white trash with her southside Polelock bromide accent. She isn't bad looking. Not more than 125 lb. Long brown hair, low rider pants, and some misplaced metal in her ears and nose.

She was all on the defensive and I've got to find a way to loosen her up. We hear the other two going at it in the other bedroom. She is all defensive because she knows she is expected to sleep with me. She says we will not be doing any of that. She is on her period. I told her a little head would be nice. She says she would never do that to a man and that its disgusting. Odd answer for a metal face.

Well time to put on my game face. I popped a vitamin V. She isn't leaving the house until she takes a load. After about 30 minutes I feel old V kicking in. I told her Dagwood and Blonde in the other room are going to be there all night. And that I wasn't going to babysit here all night. I then read her the riot act and told her get on her knees. She is so stupid. She did.

I told her to take it out and give me some head with passion. It was more hand than head. She just moved her face around it with out touching it except with her hands. I told her to start sucking on it or I was going to go ape shit all over her. She went at like a machine. I unloaded in her mouth in about a minute and she gagged at the first squirt and ran into the bathroom and threw up.

Dagwood came out and I told him this dame was a dud. She was in the bathroom spitting a rinsing. I told him she is going to need a lot more practice and I don't have the patience. So I hopped in the truck and went home. Felt awkward staying there.

No more blind dates.

[PeeWee]

Dex,

There has been some past reports of hobbyists finding women at Yahoo, could this be in the personals? because some years back when Yahoo personals was a free service I met some providers from Milwaukee and Racine. FS was anywhere between $100 to 150 and there was some freebies also if you wanted to e-mail them to death

I really cant comment on your middle age SW'er sighting cause I'm also in that age group, Hey we like sex too but the free stuff is getting hard to find.

[Dexadrine]

I just moved to Milwaukee not long ago. It's taken me 3 weeks to see an actual SW, but granted I don't seek them out or hit the track because I'm a young dude and I've had some luck getting cooch for free.

Saw a middle-aged WSW getting into a truck on Lincoln around 17th around 1:30pm today. She looked pretty worn-out but still satisfactory. Had that middle-aged white trash look that seems to be Lefty's style. Looked weathered enough to have been probably porked by many members of this board, perhaps even Lefty.

By the way, the transaction with the WSW was very obvious in the middle of the Lincoln commercial strip. From this board it seems LE knows that Lincoln is a well-known ho track. I think this monger was risking a lot just soliciting out in the open like that. I would always make a SW follow me around to a side street if I was picking up.

Also, met a chick on Yahoo who is looking for customers. She was hot but 1) I don't have any cash and 2) she seemed into crack so she's probably less than clean. PM me for the name, but fellas, bone at your own risk. I'm stickin to the non-druggie chicks.

[PeeWee]

Could it be time for SW's to find different ways and locations to market there services in view of all this LE pressure.

Yes sometimes we are looking for there services but also there not out there for nothing and time lost is money lost to them.

[Cougar68]

Drove the LGN loop yesterday afternoon and it was unbelievable how thick LE was! Literally every intersection had a squad stopped or turning. In the mean time I saw a total of 1 SW on the entire loop, guess there was zero crime elsewhere in the city. Yea, right!

[Sure Beats Work]

Was it just me or was the entire Southside teaming with LE today? Not a SW in sight, all scared off I am sure.

[LookingForLefty]

Those sick SOBs who throw "wheel" parities are getting sicker. This time they got 3 totally worthless excuses for women to come over. They gave them all hot water enemas to capacity and had them put their thumbs in each others ass. Then pull their thumbs out at the same time. Glad I didn't see it. I heard they were rolling over laughing for 30 minutes except for Sergeant Sicko who just stares all wide-eyed with a shit eatin grin.

Then they did it again and had them do jumping jacks. They took bets to see who could hold it in the longest. I wonder who had to mop up that mess.

One guy likes to take it real serious, bossing the ladies around like a drill sergeant.

How romantic.