2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Demand Curve II]

I haven't posted in a long time, but I just wanted to poke my head in here (hee hee) with everybody's favorite topic: the tappin' of the fudgetrail.

Hi Lookinfor lefty please explain to me the technique that u use to assdrill the lil street hoes.I have come across a few that have deserved that treatment.

You need Lefty to explain his technique? The only way he could give more detail would be to post a video clip. It's the HO-key/pokey: you stick your schlong in, you pull your schlong out, you shove your schlong in, and repeat until she shouts. You give the ho a 50 and you drive her back to town - that's what it's all about.

That's not a recommendation or endorsement from me, I just calls 'em as I sees 'em. Personally, the hole concept of anal makes me cringe and reach for the bleach. I vaguely remember Lefty describing his miracle cure for STDs: dabbing with antiseptic after jabbing a SW's backdoor. Butt that's like going to an oxygen bar after inhaling anthrax. I'd rather share a needle with Keith Richards than bareback a SW, especially Greek-style. Especially if you're rough. Ripped tissue = big issue. Yuck, I'm glad I'm not a back-door dude.

A few days ago I picked up a nice HSW, said her name was Melissa, near Wal-mart on Capital... she could tell I was nervous and a novice... she gave me a hint on a discreet place to go and park (one of the industrial parking lots/loading dock areas around there). She said 30 for bj, but I came super quick. She laughed (ouch) that I was an "easy date" while I was fumbling with my money. I wasn't even really cruising, I was supposed to drive-thru Popeye's chicken for me and my room-mates. They gave me a 20. So if Melissa wanted 30, i would have to pay her the extra 10 with crumpled old singles and half a roll of quarters. She kept laughing and said 25 would be OK if I drove her back to Humbolt.

My room-mates were pissed that I came back with just a smile, instead of chicken. Luckily I had the $ to pay them back. They understood. They called for delivery. I went hungry, but no longer horny (for the day, anyway).

Melissa gave me a sort of scary hint:she told me to be careful because a lot of ho's have either jagged crack pipes or syringes with them. And if they're high when you let them in your car, they can be real paranoid, they have been kicked around by mongers before (ahem, Lefty). She basically said, if they seem high or twitchy, don't make any sudden moves. Basically, assume that every ho has a nasty needle on her or is ready to slice your face with a crack pipe. maybe she was just trying to freak me out, but that story kinda makes sense. Better safe than sorry.
And even if she doesn't have any druggie-weapons on her, dipping your wick in a dirty SW is the same as getting jabbed w/ a HIV needle.

Have fun and be careful boys.

[Diesel E]

Greetings fellow mongers,

In my last post I was pursuing other angles with my phone chat girl but I think those will have to simmer for a while. In the meantime she has expressed interest in trying out the hobby and would like to give it a whirl next week with some of my fellow WSG members. Just to refresh everyones memories she is 19 with a great bod ( see pics posted 11/18 ) a total GFE experience, eager to please and game for just about anything.

She agreed to an initial number of 5 meetings and that I would act as the screener, so I decided to make this interesting. I will be taking the offers through PM's through the weekend and will select the 5 most interesting offers on Sunday night. The offers can be for any length of time or scenario ( she is very into role playing ) so get creative !! I am not doing this for any financial gain for myself, merely for favors to be determined at a later date lol.

I will notify the winners by PM Sunday night to set up arrangements. Who knows, this may be a one time deal not to miss !!! And just to whet everyones appetite I will post one more of her pics if you are feeling too lazy to look back at the pics from 11/18.

[Raider]

I usually like to mount from behind and get one arm underneath one of their arm pits and then around their neck. I hold him in a half - nelson, and then drill the cock in their ass. I like to wrap my legs outside of theirs and grind it in. Even with a small cock you can get them moaning and grunting. Then I like to unload my goo in their ass and give them a nice cream pie.

Thanks for the info dude.Will definately let the Guru of Assdrilling know when I accomplish one

[PeeWee]

Every so often you will see one of those dream girls on North ave. that just gets away form you "poof" gone disappeared.

In the warm weather I seen one with long flowing hair her skin was midnight black with a low cut mini dress and her back was almost bare, legs an butt was perfect for laying but as I looped around the block to see her front "GONE" someone must have scooped her up off the streets but as I had a closer look around that area I seen some less attractive SW's out and figure she just was out there to draw attention of the hobbyists for the other SW's to scoop up. (bait and switch? or for real?)

But then again when hunting the streets appearance isn't everything as we all know.

I haven't been out there for awhile cause it gets dark early in late afternoon and the city dose not turn on the street lights until later, besides that it's been raining so I figure none are out. If the weather improves I might try the "Brown Deer Rd" stroll.

[Like Head]

It has been awhile since my last post. I haven't had much time for ho hunting with the four legged hunting. I haven't seen much out there while driving around my work area. There has been a few on Center st. but nothing worth a second look. I saw one today on 35th she wasn't to bad but she was doped up, wandering around in a daze.

With all the police stings the selection has drop to just nasty. I have been stopping in madison for my fixes but that is getting pricey. I miss the good times not more than a year ago when you could cruise the northside and see 6 to 10 girls in an hr or 2.

I swung by the notel on 27th about a week ago went into the parking lot and got followed in by one of Milwaukee's finest. So there went that idea. Too many cops not enough cheap ass.

Happy Hunting and be safe Like

[PeckerHead]

About 5:30pm Sunday was driving west on North and came across one with high heels, fish net stockings, black mini skirt, very long legs doing the walk between 18th and 19th by the auto place. Could not make out the face. Looped around and came down 18th for a closer look but she was facing west so I could not see face or get her attention. Looped around down 19th and still could not see face because now she was walking towards 18th. Looped around back down 18th and "poof" she was gone. Kind of regreted not going for the direct pick up but then again she (or it) might have been a tranny. Anyone else she this? In any event if it was a she, she would have been a dream find.

[PsyberZombie]

That's probably NOTa 'Freudian Slip' , Young Man

I think Lefty meant to say =

" I hold 'em in a Half-Nelson .... "

[Young Man]

...I hold him in a half - nelson, and then drill the cock in their ass...

errr...ummm...errr...I hope you mean her and not him

[LookingForLefty]

I usually like to mount from behind and get one arm underneath one of their arm pits and then around their neck. I hold him in a half - nelson, and then drill the cock in their ass. I like to wrap my legs outside of theirs and grind it in. Even with a small cock you can get them moaning and grunting. Then I like to unload my goo in their ass and give them a nice cream pie.

[PeeWee]

Guess it is true about the midget stripper Last time I was there I only seen long leg dancers.

I been hunting the Milwaukee streets for several years and I only found several bad ones that needed shock style anal also you gotta figure if it wasn't for SW's and dancers there would be no hobby in Milwaukee and LE hasn't helped to keep them out there either We have no jack shacks like Rockford. So lets keep them happy most of the time

[Raider]

Hi Lookinfor lefty please explain to me the technique that u use to assdrill the lil street hoes.I have come across a few that have deserved that treatment.

BTW I realy enjoy reading your posts, keep up the great posts.

[King Stone Age]

Lefty - If your going to Windsor, give Border City Divas a look through. They have their own web site with pictures of providers.

As for the street action in Milwaukee, I don't care for it. The selection sucks. I'm saving my money for Rockford, IL.

[Wis Man]

I was there a couple of weeks ago and I do recall seeing a midget there but I did not see her do anything. Lefty does have good stories, true or not.

[225mmk]

So I happen to pick up a Shepher Express today and see the On The Border and ad, and what do I see? "Little Lacy" the midget stripper. It does however say that she is there from December 7 - 11. So there may be something do the low level bj story.

[PeeWee]

Ok Lefty we all had our laugh for today and she dose anal on weekends

Yes, things do look very bleak out there for quick action but there's the XMAS parties coming up and allot of opportunities to try your skills out. There's one at "Heartbreakers" on December 16.

I know this was brought up before sometime but Fast dater. com is having some parties also out in Pewaukee for all age groups and I got the mental image of this being a all SHOW and NO-GO type of event but then again who knows.

http://www.fastdater.com/Milwaukee/index.php

Anyone got ideas about parties or events where we can have the opportunities to meet women or providers of all ages around Milwaukee, please post them.