2000-2004 Archived Reports

[PeeWee]

I'm *way* past trying to score freebies , but 'back in the day' ,

So am I but that doesn't stop me from looking and trying for the free score. The problem is, available women and with the ratio of almost 8 men to 2 women at our age level it seems. Women get older faster than men that's mostly likely the reason men date younger women. Many men who are physically fit think there sexy after 45 and they go out prowling at night or hit the meeting group web sites on the other hand women in that older age group cant be found but of course that's a big business plus $$$ for the providers and parlor's.

I also know the streets are cold and almost empty of quality SW's and the club and bar women are not to hot to trot at this time but Brew city just cant be in that bad of shape or can it?

In this group, are local Milwaukee siteing and location reports are way down from last year at this time

[PeckerHead]

First off let's start with a warning or heads up. Tranny's are out big time. Area seen was 34th & North. There is a green house there were they stay. I made the mistake of driving by there for a pick up but luckily I left the door locked and lowered the window to talk to it before I discovered she was a he. It was with 5 others believe it not. Talked to "Tia" who said friends were "Channel", "Naulia", "Honey", and "Kiesha". Also have seen some of these working 26th & Wisconsin, 32nd & Wells, and as far east as 18th & North. All dressed and made up. If it looks too good to be true it's probrably 99% sure it's a tranny unfortunately. Sad thing is I see them getting picked up all the time. Also, LE does not hassle them as I've seen cruisers drive by without stopping. Wonder why...

Last night I was out for an hour and saw alot of sw's out. North Av especially. I did not see anything but one fat one on National and Greenfield was dead. Did not pick anything up though. Happy hunting.

[King Stone Age]

Just got back from a weekend at Ho-Chunk. Thebad news is I lost $200. The good news is I got laid by a 20 year old Eastern European girl. Now, I'm sure you all could care less about my losses at the casino and are more interested in how I banged this fine piece of ass.

My friend invited me to go to the casino this weekend. It was perfect timing as my live-in girlfriend went up north for the week to visit her family. I was at the Casino for a good 3 hours on Saturday, but then decided to leave early as I was almost tapped out. On my way back to the hotel, I stopped at a fast food resteraunt to eat. The cashier was a hot eatern european girl, so I decided to flirt a little. She was immediately interested in me, especially after seeing that I drive a german car. European girls like german cars. Any ways, I asked her what she was doing tonight she said that she gets off at 11 pm. I told her to stop on by my hotel and maybe we can go out. She said she would. At first I didn't believe her until she showed up at my hotel. By this time, my friend came back to the hotel via the shuttle bus and was pissed that I got hooked up. ha ha.

We drove around a bit, tried to get into a bar but couldn't get in. So, we headed back to the hotel. I ended up getting a seperate room so I can spend time with this chick. Before you know it, her legs were behind my ears telling me to f - it harder.

Yes, I'm going back again in January!

[Diesel E]

I am truly becoming a convert to the phone chat lines for the quality stuff !! Ended up with a very sweet and petite 24 yr old on Saturday night. This was definetly her first time for this type of scenario, if not she should just be handed the Acadamey award right now. She was totally nervous and shaking like a leaf when she first came into my hotel room but after a nice warm tandem shower she was relaxed and ready for some fun. She had small perky breasts with very sensitive and responsive nips and a very tight ass which more than made up for an average face. First round she took control and gave me an awesome BBJ with swallow and paid lots of attention to my balls. After a rest period and some small talk I returned the favor and almost drowned, she was so wet. For the main entree ( covered of course ) we started out in doggie, rolled into some spooning and by requested removed the raincoat for a facial. We both passed out till morning, with a little coaxing Jr was ready for one more round and I was determined to hit for the cycle. It took suprisingly little convincing to wind up balls deep in her ass ( which is a rarity for me as I am not normally into anal ).

I ordered in some room service for breakfast after which she wanted to get going. I had left 5 20's on the dresser the night before, so I told her to take what she needed of it - she asked if taking $60 of it was ok which of course was just fine by me !!! lol I did ask if it was ok to take some pics or pass on her info but she declined on both.

Not sure if I am just on a lucky streak with the phone chat lines or if this is the norm but as of right now I have no desire to return to the low grade SW's or the ever present threat of LE just around the corner.

[PeeWee]

Think I spotted a TRANNY on MLK drive, but it was not in a dress just blue jeans and jacket. It's hard to tell this time of year with all there warm clothes on. Be careful out there.

Not a LE cruiser in site all around the north loop, it must be to cold for crime

[LookingForLefty]

I was in a Red Lobster a couple of years ago over on 76th. It was ladies night out and there was a bunch of women - late 30s, 40s and a 50 year old. They had varying degrees of looks from fabulous to ugly. I selected the least common denominator of acceptance and marched right past the fabulous ladies and set my sights on a 4-5 on the looks scale. She was a bit older - about 48. I made a big fuss over her and she was suckered right in. I knew there was no way I was going to talk one of the fabulous ladies into getting ass fucked. But I got that older gal over to my place as was balls deep in her ass about 4 hours later.

I don't think I have ever gone out and just picked up a nice perfect 10 at a bar. I've picked up a few near 10s SWs who I have fond memories and some extremely nice looking strippers. Even some of the ladies working in the AMPs were extremely nice but they are all the same - 5 ft, 100 lbs. Had some strippers that were tall - 5-9 to 6ft, leggy and big tits. Some really nice SWs who were still fresh and the drugs had not ruined their looks yet.

But I know I am not going to just pick up a 10. I know my limits. I might get lucky and score an 8, but most likely I will have more success going for the 5s. I might be successful 4 out of 10 times with a 5 but only 1 out of 20 with an 8. Guess it depends what your time is worth. Kind of like going to the track and making show bets instead of win bets. You hit more shows, but you don't make as much money.

[Yyxx]

Next , don't hit on the hottest Babe in that group ; hit on the *Second Hottest* Girl

Miss #2 Babe is so sick of sitting there either being 'wing·manned' or just watching Miss #1 Hottie get all the hits , that she will will be so grateful for the Attention that you'll probably get laid in the parking lot

PsyZomb, valid points, but I'm just relating what I've been told by someone on the other team. Frankly, I don't have any direct experience in this area, since I've never been a bar/party player - I met my wife at the library!

However, I don't see what you said as being in contradiction of what I wrote. You say hit on the second hottest in a group of three or more. That is presumably still a hot(ish?) girl. I'm talking about hitting on a *single* friend of the hot girl, and what I said primarily applied if it's a girl who is plain (or worse, fat or ugly) and knows it.

The key is whether the girl knows that you're attracted to her friend and NOT to her, but thinks your going for her because you assume she's desperate and an easy lay. In the scenario you laid out, it's perfectly reasonable to assume that you might be more attracted to the "second hottest, but still hot enough" girl - maybe you prefer brunettes, who knows.

[Diesel E]

With winter settling in, my thoughts have been turning to warmer climates and the warmer women in those climates. After some research it appears that my best bet for a mongering filled vacation would be Costa Rica. Although Costa Rica is in the mongering minor leagues when compared to Rio, BA or Bangkok the airfares currently make it an attractive destination. I have found airfares from ORD to San Jose for $370 ( taxes included ) as compared to about $1000 to those other major league monger cities.

The reason for posting this info on the MKE board is simply this, wouldn't it be a blast to get a group of like minded individuals from this board to go on a mongering field trip to Costa Rica ???

There are definetly advantages to traveling in groups in these types of places ( ie: watching each others backs, group discounts and of course comaraderie ) So if anyone is interested let me know, I am looking at going in February but am flexible with my schedule.

[PsyberZombie]

I totally dis·agree with what Yyxx wrote just below

I'm *way* past trying to score freebies , but 'back in the day' , here was my Strategy ; and it usually worked pretty good , too

First of all = never hit on a woman who's alone or in a pair ; find a Group of at least three chicks

Next , don't hit on the hottest Babe in that group ; hit on the *Second Hottest* Girl

Miss #2 Babe is so sick of sitting there either being 'wing·manned' or just watching Miss #1 Hottie get all the hits , that she will will be so grateful for the Attention that you'll probably get laid in the parking lot

p.s. to PeeWee = my comments to Lefty are what's known as a JOKE !!!

I am a huge Advocate of treating these working girls fairly : may I direct your attention to my posts on the Providence , RI Board ; especially # 1493

[Yyxx]

I also want to say something about ugly women, dose seem there harder to pick up than the outgoing good looking ones.

Interesting question, PeeWee. I had a conversation about this topic with a woman once. The thing to keep in mind is that frankly, women are way smarter than we are about almost everything to do with interpersonal relationships. They read non-verbals better, they have intuition, and frankly, they know all we want is sex. And know what does and doesn't make us want it.

If you hit on a less-than-attractive woman when there is a more-attractive woman available, nine times out of ten, her BS detector will go off. Do you think she doesn't know there's another woman there that you'd rather screw? She knows. And now, she feels patronized and pissed off that you think she's desperate as well as fat or ugly.

Not a winning strategy.

[PeeWee]

Yes, that's right we need to screw the low life dunces twice, anal them jack hammer style, rip them off any way we can and finally if one ends up as a SW we should have LE bust her ass and through her in jail. (the only way to handle things)

Now when she gets out of jail with no money and all full of hate she returns to the streets to do what? Now the low life shank is ripping all of us off and we hobbyists just cant figure why.

If you ever noticed Lesbians and fags have very little off this, in fact most don't even pay for it they just party on. It's just the straight male hetro who is getting the raw deal when he looks for women and sometimes we wonders why.

I a not pointing the finger at anyone in here if fact Lefty has gave all of us useful information about the hobby and some claim his stories are entertaining so I will leave it rest at that and pursue the hobby and hope the provider quality of service improves.

I also want to say something about ugly women, dose seem there harder to pick up than the outgoing good looking ones. Seen one fat ugly girl about 35years old the other day at George Webb's stuffing herself with food while having her nose in a romance novel book (you know the type) hasn't had a date in years and most likely by now doesn't want one the fantasy of the book is her life. So I get back to the waitress who is flirting with the male customers in hopes of a morning tip

[LookingForLefty]

She came back over and spent the night. The longer she stayed the more I wanted her to leave. You feed a stray cat, they always come back.

I gave her some oral. I did a good job too. Her came up about 8 inches off the mattress.

The she gave a lousy blowjob. She had no clue on how to do it right. She wouldn't take it deep the way I like. So I rolled her over on her knees and fucked her doggy. I didn't want to see her ugly mug. I tried to fuck her ass and she didn't want to. I could tell if I did she might make a scene and cause trouble. So I just let'er lose in her vaginer.

I made it clear that the apartment rental is strickly business - and fucking me is not going to get her any breaks. But I started to get the feeling she is not interested in living in an apartment - she has her sights on living with me.

Well after she went to sleep I laid out a pair of handcuffs, some duct tape, and a horse whip on the coffee table. I figured she would see it and it would scare her off. It did. She asked about it and I said I wanted to take it to the next level the next time she comes over. Guess I won't be seeing her again soon.

[PsyberZombie]

Lefty the Land·Lord says =

Plus I need to come up with a legal reason not to rent the apartment to her

You really should be doing complete credit checks on your prospective Tenants , Lefty ;
and you should make them pay for it , too

You need her name , date of birth , and social security number to access all that info .
Have her fill out an application with those particulars , and ask for a $ 50 non·refundable
fee for the credit check [ payable only in Cash or Money Order , natch !! ]

Then just keep the money and tell her : Sorry , but you flunked the credit check
and so you can't have the Apartment after all

This way , you will have screwed her twice !!

[LookingForLefty]

I swear, there are fewer SWs out now than when the big sting was going on. Well I found a victim. She was shopping in Kmart on S. 27th. I've noticed something about Kmart shoppers. They are all losers. Its like you never see such low lifes in the other stores. Its like they all feel they arn't good enough even to shop at Walmart.

I found this one dunce shopping. She was mid to late 30s, ugly in the face, but a cute figure. She looked lonley so I just started talking with her. She said she was getting ready to move out of her apartment and was looking for a new one. Well hot damn, I just so happen to be about 30% vacant right now. I told her to stop over and I'd show her a unit. She is getting divorced - husband has a girlfriend at work. She needs a cheap place to move to. She looked to me like a bad risk to rent to, but the least I could do is show her a unit and then fuck her.

She called 2 hours later and came over. I had her give me her name so I did a background check on her in the meantime. Lots of small claims suits over unpaid bills and plenty of divorce and child support entries. So I figure she is looking for a meal ticket.

She was there about 30 minutes and I got her talking. I pretended like I cared while the whole time I'm trying to convince myself she is not as ugly as she looks. I held her hand and told her everthing would be ok. Soon we were kissing. Then she just takes off her top - without encouragement. I wished she'd kept in on. The tits wern't ugly, but not great either. So I sucked them. I excused myself to go pop a V. I came back, peeled off her jeans and gave her pussy a good licking. She came real hard and said something how she had not been touched in months and her husband never did that too her. Don't blame him. It stunk like tuna harbor down there.

Then she unzipped my pants. I though she was going to give me head but she never even attemped. She was just going to jack me off - no head, no fucking. So I asked her what she wanted to do and she was going to jerk me off. Well its not like she is some SW that I can read the riot act to or threaten an ass whooping. So I just laid back, thought of someone else, and pretty soon I unloaded. I'm suppose to meet her later tonight which mean she probably wants to have sex. I know she like the oral I gave her and will want more. I don't want to have to take her out because she is sort of embarrassing to be seen with that ugly mug. Plus I need to come up with a legal reason not to rent the apartment to her. She probably thinks she can get a cheap rent - not.

[PeeWee]

Several low-enders were on North Ave this week, including one that looked awesome from a distance: tall, leggy, short skirt slit to the waist, cute pink top. So I spun around the block for the pick up. It was a man.

Could this be a ploy by LE or one of there strategics to drive off the demand for the SW service by getting the good honest ones off the streets and leaving the shanks and trannys out there. It's sure getting hard to find a good quality woman out there.
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Saturday Night update:
I was all dressed up with no place to go and no woman to go with so I dressed down (so to speak) and went slumming to the dives. Strip clubs were warm and friendly with a fresh assortment of strippers who I didn't know then cruised Lisbon and North several were out but my level of trust wasn't that good for them and the mood wasn't striking besides that the evil thought of the tranny (yikes) was on my mind.

Drove north to Capital Dr. and stopped for gas and cigarettes as I was getting ready to leave when this woman with a wrap or cape around her head came out and made eye contact we exchanged smiles and she came over. I quickly opened the door and she got in. There was something very strange about this woman she did not act like a SW and wasn't sure about what she wanted to do and the subject of money was not brought up so I went slow and easy with general chit chat about Milwaukee night life and other things. Then she told me she liked to have something to drink but it was way after liquor store hours so we found ourselves in a neighborhood bar. The place was a real dive with all sorts of strange looking people but good music from the jute box and a hour and 1/2 later she was drunk as a skunk now to get her out of there and move in for the kill. (so to speak) Got her in the car and started a little foreplay but little PeeWee was not kicking in to high gear that good and I forgot to bring my vitamin V for serious action but she seemed not to care cause of her drinking and with all the music and joking around I must of lost the sex mood so I took her home somewhere around 7th & Capitol and told her that we do it again some other night.

The up side of this is, I got rid of the lonely feeling and had a good time with her. I tell myself, Next time I'm getting some pussy!! it's been several weeks.


Sorry folks this is not Lefty with a anal report but it did happen that way.