2000-2004 Archived Reports

**LookingForLefty** · 10-27-04 22:50

Went to go visit my lesbian friend. She has been getting in call service from the many dancers she got phone numbers with. And the sexi is free!!. She had me over for coffee and I got to watch. It really was no more fun than going to a strip club. Just sat there and watched two women go at it with strap ons. Big deal. Naturally I wasn't allow to participate. They just wanted me to watch and got some kind of sick charge by having me watch. What a couple of sickos who get off having a normal guy like me watch.

She keeps promising me a three-way but says she is waiting for the right girl who will go along with it. She says she is trying to find me a sex partner. I really don't think she is sincere. I think if we could find a girl who would wear a strap on and fuck my friend while I fuck the girl in the ass, she would get a charge out of that. That would be so cool to be jackhammering some dancers ass while she is on top my friend with a strap on. Yeah!!

**Hoehoehoe** · 10-27-04 19:46

Good, so now we're back to Hoes. I use the WSG all across the country. I use it to find good areas to catch SWs, to get comments on specific ones, to understand LE issues. I post fairly heavily on every board that I use and my posts go all over the country. I hate sorting through blither to find the jewels.

Lefty is entertaining, and in fact a decent source of ideas beyond mindlessly circling blocks where a SW was seen 4 years ago before the new mayor took over.

On with it.

Any word on that scummy bar on 16th and Lincoln? The one where I saw Princess Di? I've never gone inside (the bar)...any adventureous souls here? What are the solutions to LE chasing a lot of talent off the streets?

HHH

**Yyxx** · 10-27-04 18:25

It's a simple issue, Ci-Trav: You have made your point (and made it, and made it, and made it...). You don't believe Lefty's stories, and you don't like them. We get it, already. As someone said earlier, you're beating a dead horse.

Maybe you have gotten positive PMs about your post. Good for you, glad to know there are others who agree with you. I myself find Lefty's stories entertainingly written, but abhor his actions. You may recall that I actually stood up for you a while ago.

The problem is, you have made your point but you insist on continuing to bring it up to a degree that is starting to appear to border on an obsession. KSA asked a legit (if weird...) question about his Windsor girl, and you took it as an opportunity to... What? Give a serious answer? No, once again turn the topic of conversation... to ripping Lefty! Surprise, surprise. Who ever would have guessed?

We have debated Lefty on this board, and no one is going to change his mind about him pro or con. And frankly, your condescending comments about everyone who likes Lefty's stories being cattle are getting rather tiresome: they are arrogant and insulting.

This board is not about personal crusades. If you want to actually contribute some useful information about the Milwaukee scene, great. If you want to laugh at Lefty behind his back with your friends via PMs, have at it. Heck, start an anti-Lefty thread now that we have the ability to do that. But for the love of Pete, just give it a rest on this board, already.

**Ci-Traveler** · 10-27-04 17:07

Originally Posted by Yyxx

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a noise?

If an obnoxious boor continues to rant on a bulletin board where no one is interested...

On the other hand, what if a tree falls in the forest and many people who actually are interested hear it but just don't say anthing about it? I love PMs - I save the best ones for reading when the .05% of the Milwaukee board begins to talk this way.

Another question.....when is a rant a rant? Response to two issues - both asked for by KSA - both thoughtfully stated - succinct, not too wordy, with a bit of humor...........

As a member of the Beatles once said, "Let it Be"..........Yyxx.

ci-traveler

**Past Tense** · 10-27-04 16:00

My personal experience tells me that you will regret getting close to her. Don't ever trust what she says about anything. Any successful provider is an accomplished, probably pathological liar. Call it what you will, fantasy, seduction, whatever, they lie to us, they lie to themselves, they lie to their families.

Trading intimacy for cash takes a toll on a womans psyche. You can never count on them to choose love and commitment over cash or what they want to do at the momment. Think about this chick in the context of normal life activities that are part of having a real relationship. Can you see her cleaning the toilet at home, nursing a sick kid, happily accepting the job of cleaning up after your buddies are over for the game? Can you see her picking you up at the airport at 1 AM because your flight was delayed? Can you see her not getting board and bringing home Lefty while your out of town on business?

If you can, maybe you have lucked out, but I doubt it.

**Yyxx** · 10-27-04 13:56

Let the record show that Ci-Traveller is actually correct in his advice to King Stone Age about Rockford. KSA, c'mon, you've been around long enough to know to look in the relevant forum for recommendations.

That said...

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a noise?

If an obnoxious boor continues to rant on a bulletin board where no one is interested...

**Ci-Traveler** · 10-27-04 09:09

Originally Posted by King Stone Age

I'm thinking about going to Rockford, IL for a massage and a happy ending (or more if possible). Does anyone have any suggestions on were to go?

Lefty - You were out there just a few weeks ago. Any recommendations?

See, this is the problem with cattle - they just HAVE to follow the leader of the board.

Now, the way I see it, Jackson has gone through a hell of a lot of trouble and taken who knows how much time to provide an actual Rockford, IL board. On this board, there are intelligent people (Real Fun, Carb, SeekPetite, Jack Spratt III, Ralph, Chief Wiggum, *blush* myself on very slim occassion) who have taken all kinds of valuable time and actually written our experiences down for others to read. In this way, anyone who wants to visit Rockford can read actual, real, non-fiction exploits and then make informed decisions about where to go and what to try. You might consider going to that board and reading it to see what you can find out. I know it requires you to leave the Milwaukee board for awhile - but there are pills you can take to help you deal with that loss for awhile..........

In all seriousness here - Real Fun has posted a wealth of information regarding every AMP within 50 miles of Rockford - and with very specific and helpful information. Why would you ask Lefty, who has not posted any helpful information about Rockford (well - or Milwaukee for that matter!!!) where to go? He reported that he struck out when in Rockford.

Regarding your question of the day - I think you ought to invite Ms. Windsor down and have fun with her at your place. You guys could have a terrific time - her living the life with a Rolex guy and you getting to see her in pain when you machine gun her. Sounds perfect - with a perfectly thought out ending............you don't need to ask everyone what to do - they don't know unless Lefty's done it. Hell - maybe you don't know what to do unless Lefty has done it. Hmmmm.....since Lefty hasn't made up a story like that yet - you probably should wait until he has - then you can follow his lead.

Damn cattle - they all get in a line and follow the one who's pooping the most.

Your turn Robux......

ci-traveler

**Ci-Traveler** · 10-27-04 08:51

Originally Posted by Robux

Oh, yeah. It's from that long-dead horse in the corner that Ci-Traveler's still beating.

It's a COW for Pete's sake!

ci-traveler

**Robux** · 10-27-04 00:37

Pennsyldick,

Jeebus man! You better watch out! Your humor might be misinturpreted as hard (or brown) nosed reporting. Lately there has been a dearth of humor among certain posters in Milwaukee and much tattling to herr Jackson. Aparently there isn't enough poon to poke so they've resorted to literary criticism. These poor guys need a trip to crack-ho heaven down Baltimore ways.

Do you mean a lesbian bar where "Lady's Night" is painted on the door and the cover charge is $50? If we're going to triple date, I'd opt for one of those dreamy wheel parties, and you can be the first "wheel boy"!*

But as for lesbians, been there, done that, got the t-shirt, the bobble head, the commemorative spoon, the embroydered mesh-backed ball-cap, the penant, the mousepad, the shot glass, the ashtray, and I stole the towels to boot. Check out some of my Thailand photo reporting from my adventure there last February.

Robux

*For those special readers that are humor impaired, that was my feeble stab at a joke.

**King Stone Age** · 10-27-04 00:26

I'm thinking about going to Rockford, IL for a massage and a happy ending (or more if possible). Does anyone have any suggestions on were to go?

Lefty - You were out there just a few weeks ago. Any recommendations?

Came back from Windsor last week. I saw my regular for the 4th time. On our last encounter, I actually met her at her apartment and our session lasted 3 hours instead of the stated 1 hour. I guess its customer appreciation. However, the thing that really bothered me this time was that not only did we kiss, a lot, but she actually enjoyed our time. When we were done, we were still in bed and she had her arm on me, rubbing my chest, talking about how much she hates being in Windsor. Ok, that doesn't sound so bad, but here is the bad part: She want's to visit me in Milwaukee. UMM, ok, new topic for the board to comment on: What do you do when a provider falls for you?

I've analyzed my situation and here it is: I've gone to see her 4 times in the past 2 months. I pay her stated fee for her sevices and give her a sizeable tip and she let's me do what ever I want to her (Lefty - yes, I've machine gunned, AK-47'd, that tight ass with no problems; you'd love it). I treat her kindly with respect and don't give her to much shit. To be honest with you, I do have an affinity for this women: She looks just like this girl I had a crush on back in High School. That's primarily the reason why I go to Windsor, it's because of the resemblence (and because I'm in Detroit on business pretty often). The **** back in high school wouldn't give me the time of day; maybe that's why I like to see Ms. Windsor in pain when I anally penetrate?

Now, here is what she thinks, this guy is comming on a regular basis, he has a rolex and a bmw and pays my rent every month - so he has money. He respects me, doesn't treat me like the tramp that I am and he's a sucker. I can move out of my shit hole in Canada and I can talk this guy into taking care of me for the rest of my life.

Now, I know better. I might invite her to Milwaukee to Machine Gun that bootey (for free this time) but is that crossing the line? Is this whole situation f-ed up? Please comment. I'm confused.

**Paland** · 10-26-04 19:41

Hey Robotux, better be careful around the Wisco board, these guys don't take kindly to Easterners. As I am a bred, born and raised Wisco boy I will try my best to protect the Robobutt.

BTW, being that you and I are gay, maybe we could hook up with Lefty, even though he is of a different persuasion, and triple date at a lesbian bar in Milwaukee. What do you think? That might be some fun.

Pennsyldick

**Robux** · 10-26-04 12:46

Oh, yeah. It's from that long-dead horse in the corner that Ci-Traveler's still beating.

**Ci-Traveler** · 10-26-04 09:22

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty

Mentally I'm having difficulty in going on a hunt. I think my sex drive is going down. That urge to go out and hunt just isn't there and it should be. I did go out today and sort of looked. For some reason I just couldn't seem to spot any. I mean I wasn't real sure of a few of them were SWs or not. The wink and nob just did not connect when I saw them.

Hopefully the urge will come back and I will have a good jackhammer, rapid action, machine gun, hillybilly, Dennis Hopper, Last Tango in Paris, crowbar, full nelson style scream'n, blood on the mattress, anal story about some skinny anorexic dunce animal.

You mean, you hope to write a new fictional story about it. I'm still waiting to see what happened with the last story you promised............

You have to get those writing juices going - this is no time to get writer's block! Gotta keep the herd movin'............

ci-traveler

**LookingForLefty** · 10-25-04 22:23

Picking up lesibians, who are only lesbians until graduation -- well that would certainly be taking it to the next level. Right now I can't picture that happening. I just don't think Milwaukee has a place for me to try that out. I have picked up SWs who were lesbians and they did provide some unique service. They seemed to have of a good worth ethic for the job rather than a passion for what they were doing. They were having about as much fun as if they were moving furniture but they did try to do a good job.

Mentally I'm having difficulty in going on a hunt. I think my sex drive is going down. That urge to go out and hunt just isn't there and it should be. I did go out today and sort of looked. For some reason I just couldn't seem to spot any. I mean I wasn't real sure of a few of them were SWs or not. The wink and nob just did not connect when I saw them.

Hopefully the urge will come back and I will have a good jackhammer, rapid action, machine gun, hillybilly, Dennis Hopper, Last Tango in Paris, crowbar, full nelson style scream'n, blood on the mattress, anal story about some skinny anorexic dunce animal.

**Fizzman** · 10-25-04 22:20

I was on my way home from upnorth, and memories came back to me about Ricky’s & Hop’s. I know Hop’s was closed a long time ago, but is Ricky’s still open? Last time I was there was about there year’s ago, and I was almost afraid to park the car. One of the black girls was offering me takeout, but I was trying to work on one of the other girls to no avail.