2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Duck]

Has anybody found a Sw on the south side lately. Was off Thursday and Friday and with the nice weather expect to find a cornicopia of ladies. Nada! Tried the main drags and all the east-west sides and the north-south sides, Zilch. Everyonre should be out after the initial stings but nobody seems to be writing about their finds. Even drove out to Waukesha, nothing! Any ideas gentlemen, or are we going to have to depend on Lefty for all our entertain?

[LookingForLefty]

When lesbians are rude to you. Don't make an effort to encourage you. Don't invite your penis to their bodies. Don't even look at you. Don't even acknowledge your dick is in them. It gets boring real fast. Its a lot more fun to jackhammer some weakling's ass with her screaming bloody murder. You for for damn sure she knows who you are and what you are doing. Or if you are going to bone a chick and she is not going to feel it, then its more fun when she is passed out drunk because at least she has an excuse for ignoring you.

I ask my bi-lesbian friend today if I could come over and we could experiement - just the two of us. No dice. She said it would ruin our friendship. She is probably right. She developing a sex network that most men could only dream about. One gal tells another and soon the word is out. Chicks seems to be hot for her. They have their little click and its fun city everyday.

Has anyone been to an AA meeting? There is one on Sunday night nearby. I wonder if there are any loose alcoholic women there? I don't heavily but I could probably pass myself off as an alcoholic.

I need to come up with some new ideas and some new places to go.

[Ci-Traveler]

That was the first clear look. I never had a real close up view until yesterday. If she had been anything special to write about, I would have written it.

Yeah - they probably only let him look at them before from 80 feet away, and he couldn't see the huge clit and good tits from that far away.

At least someone else is beginning to recognize the problems with the posts.

I'm wondering - do any of the rest of you guys get turned off by watching women kiss (eg. "yuk")? Would you be bored and pissed off if you only got to fuck an athletic blonde with a great body doggie style - while she enthusiastically ate out another woman?

Hmmmmmmm.................kind of makes you think.

ci-traveler

[PeeWee]

I have met some of these Dykes at strip bars, these are usually the fem type not the butch type that drive Harleys and hang out at that south side bar think it's down on first street. Anyways they seem very friendly and this one I was talking to at the stage rail while we both were watching the same dancer and making comments about her but I didn't take her seriously just joking around with her and after awhile she left with another girl.

Now on to other stuff:
One of my regulars who I have been partying with for over a year off and on sometimes at her place in the hood or a near by motel and sometimes at my place in the subs for a evening. Now she is hinting about moving in with me and I think it's for her financial gain. Hmmm, this could ruin my image of her my sex goddess now becomes a live in every day woman with faults and flaws like a cleaning lady, lol, do I need one. I am trying to put this off for awhile and told her maybe we would first spend the entire weekend together to see how it flows. I been living alone for six years now and like my independence and besides that she doesn't like my pet dog

Other than that there's been no new adventures lately for myself

Happy hunting everyone, and keep the locations and contact information posts coming in if any.

[LookingForLefty]

That was the first clear look. I never had a real close up view until yesterday. If she had been anything special to write about, I would have written it. I've seen her laying down but never standing up. The true test of tits is how they look standing up. But that was the first time I ever saw her standing up butt necked rubbing soap all over in a shower and me necked at the same time. She has seen me pee a few time but she never came over and took a look.

[Member #6586]

Just a minute there Lefty,clarification needed. You say this is the first time you saw your lezo buddy nude? You say she has let you watch her get it on with another gal before, were they not at least somewhat nude? Your lending credence to Ci-T as to claiming your tales to be false.

[LookingForLefty]

My bi-dyke friend called. She said she had a sure thing over at her house. I get there and its a 20-something, blonde, athletic build, somewhat above average sized ass, long blonde curly/frizzy hair, pail skin, decent tits with cute nipples. She was a track athlete at a local college. Says she is looking for a husband (not the way I would go about it). She is also quite a musician and play a few tunes on the piano. Soon we all got down to business. We all took a shower together. It was the first time that I had ever seen my lebian friend naked and the first time she ever saw me. I bet we have known each other 12 years. She wasn't too bad for a 40 something. Better tits than I expected and a huge clit. Right away the two ladies go at it kissing on the lips - yuk. Then they 69 like wild animals but soon blondie slides off to just be the only one licking. So what about me? I just standing there with my dick in my hand like some loser. My lebian friend tells to come closer and she reaches for my cock and strokes it until it gets hard. I was hoping she would suck it, but she just stokes it while she is getting eaten out. So after little lefty rises up I just take the initiative and mount big blondie from behind. I am pumping slowly away while she eats out my friend. I try to signal to my friend that I was to ass fuck her but she signals back "no". I tried to signal her to put blondie in a head lock to hold her down, but again I get a negative. Now I'm a little pissed. So now I am thinking I might just cum on my dyke friends face. About 5 seconds later she cums herself. But the sight of her cumming pushes me off the edge and I blow my load all over blondie's back. The girls then change positions until blondie cums. I am finished just watching from a chair at this point - wishing I was taking a nap or watching tv somewhere. I shower off first and get dressed. The do the same and we finish up with some wine. Soon its time for one of her kids to come home from school so we call it a day. Not sure if I will get invited back. I think blondie was hoping for Mr. Monster Cock.

[PeeWee]

Sugar D,
haven't noticed any on V but I am trying some new sex drive and sensitivity increase stuff that seems to work for myself but I found out alcohol dose not mix with it very bad headache for six hours. I will make a report on the stuff on the sexual performance board soon.

For the hobbyist who trying that strip club dancer for $250 very pricy but it's usually good service I been there several years ago, good luck.

noticed a few SW's out tonight of the north side but took a pass by on them.

[Ci-Traveler]

"As for Ci - Traveler. If you asked me the question, I would not be an asshole and tell you to go look somewhere else. "

Well - that's a big difference between us. I wouldn't even ask to begin with - especially if the information was right there to be read in another city page. But I admit - I overreacted to your post (sorry) - primarily because of support you've given our fiction writer in the past - while at the same time slamming me. But I'm not a vindictive person - just easily provoked.

"I thought we had some kind of brotherhood, commrotery here. I went on the Rockford board."

Not with everyone. I don't consider myself a "brother" to anyone who wants to rape, torture, or machine gun (without permission of course) a sex worker - just because she's paid. If it's consensual - go for it. But we've all discussed this many times - you know my feelings about it already.

"Luckily, REAL and Lefty were kind enough to give me the info I needed with no side bull shit commentary."

Ok - great. Except I didn't see any advice from Lefty except his suggestion to listen to Real Fun......or did I miss something? Where is his specific advice?

"As for Lefty's stories........."

As long as you realize they are phony stories - no problem there.

"Oh, as for my rolex and Beemer: The rolex was bought used and my Beemer isn't that new either. I didn't mean to show off. I'm far from being rich. "

Ok - I agree I went a bit far with that one - sorry. I don't want to get into it with you - you've given lots of good information out on the board. I just don't like the general hero worship crap I see on the board here - it's downright weird.......especially considering that it's all for a hero who isn't really a hero. It's the guys who take one, two, three.....etc. for the team, give us the info and are out there really doing something that are the heros.

Off the soapbox now........unless I'm provoked.........

ci-traveler

[Sugar Daddy D]

Lefty:

Do any of you guys get migrane headaches from Viagra. Man, those are just killers. They seem to set in right after I cum.

SDD,

I know what you mean, I've been wondering if Cialis, which is supposed to last up to 36 hours, is better and doesn't give the headaches.

Try taking some Excedrin at the same time you take the V, it seems to work for me.

By the way, great reports Lefty. You're the reason I come to this board. I've actually just started checking out my local Walmart in the Chicago south side area for their specials on skinny, bleach blonde, trailer trash girls. They seem to stock an abundant supply here. I've started to notice that some girls seem to park way out in the parking lot and just sit in their rusted cars. I wonder if they might be open for business or living there, either way the possibilities might be good. Thanks for your posts Lefty, you're a damn funny guy!

SDD

[King Stone Age]

Real Fun & Lefty - Thanks Brother! I wanted a definite recommendation from someone.

As for Ci - Traveler. If you asked me the question, I would not be an asshole and tell you to go look somewhere else. I, as a fellow member of the Milwaukee board, would be more than happy to give you advice, even if it is the 100th time I said it. I thought we had some kind of brotherhood, commrotery here. I went on the Rockford board. I found a lot of recommendations, Which one to choose? Well, hey, I'll ask my fellow monger Milwaukeeans and see what they think. Luckily, REAL and Lefty were kind enough to give me the info I needed with no side bull shit commentary.

As for Lefty's stories. Buddy, I don't know, some seem really out there. Don't get me wrong, I love them. Actually, you are the reason why I log on to this forum in the first place. Any ways, I think we should all leave Lefty alone and let him speak what we all wish we could do. From Machine Gun Anal Penetration to jizzing in a b*tches face. It's all interesting, fun, amusing and most importantly, very entertaining. Keep it up buddy!

As for the street action in Milwaukee. Found a real nice black dancer (she's 8 on a normal 1-10 scale) at (A NORTHSIDE STRIP CLUB), we negotiated to $250. She was hesitant to give me her number but I eventually talked her into it. Got home, lost the number. I'm going back there next week to get it again. I'll keep you posted.

Oh, as for my rolex and Beemer: The rolex was bought used and my Beemer isn't that new either. I didn't mean to show off. I'm far from being rich.

VOTE KERRY 2004!!!

[PeeWee]

Although "Past Tense" only has twelve posts in here he sure dose know what he is talking about. Take his advice and if I ever loose my sex drive I would dump all of those kind of women and put my money to better use

[PsyberZombie]

Lefty says =

I always thought dancers was just another from of ho. Now I am beginning to believe they are all lesbians.

Most Professional P4P Girls aren't just Lesbians , Lefty

They aren't even Bi·Sexual

They are *Tri·Sexual*

That's means they'll try *Any·thing* Sexual

.... if yer Lucky

[LookingForLefty]

I read where one of my long lost massage providers is being sued out in Waukesha Co. for renigging on paying some expenses for a kidney donor. Wondered what ever happened to her.

Real Fun - I believe your Rockford recommendation is correct. I can vouch.

Do any of you guys get migrane headaches from Viagra. Man, those are just killers. They seem to set in right after I cum.

Going out to see my lebian friend today. I think I'm only going because I'm lonley and like the companionship. She has some dancer coming over to fool around with. So naturally I am suckered into watching with the hope of maybe being able to participate. I take a vitamin V before I go just incase.

I always thought dancers was just another from of ho. Now I am beginning to believe they are all lesbians.

[RealFun]

This is wierd. I currently agree with Ci-Traveler less than I did about 175 posts ago... and I agree with Lefty's recent posts more than I've ever agreed with him in the past. Between the cute young shaved asian in Oak Creek and being invited to watch a live lesbian sex show, I'm seriously considering burying the hatchet and sending him a pm and asking (begging) for some contact info on both or either.

KSA, they did get you already about scooting over to the Rockford board. Just to be cool I'll give you the short answer: best bet is some real fresh meat named Mimi at Osaka Spa. Near to the intersection of State and Alpine, 815-395-1177. At the present time, Osaka has the best balance between having the most attractive girls and least amount of hardcore pressure for higher tips. Going rate is 120 for everything.