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**LookingForLefty** · 12-30-04 21:24

Ran into my banker monger friend today. He was eating at a south side restaurant wearing his banker suit. With him was some young Tomboyish girl. She was wearing her gangsta outfit and backwards baseball cap. I didn't interupt him but they sure made an odd looking couple. Can't wait to hear what he was up to.

**PeeWee** · 12-29-04 20:30

Is Lefty the only one that is enjoying himself in the warm climate?

Now some of you must have seen the SW's out today on the south and north loop, Yes it's getting near the end of the month and year and most moms don't get there assistance check until friday so hurry don't be late to grab the snatch

**LookingForLefty** · 12-27-04 19:38

I'm back in Texas for a couple of days. Friday my cabbie Tomas took me to my hotel. I gave him $50 to escort me to Boys Town and show me around. He saved me a lot of time. He just used his connections and sent over a beautiful young legal age legal prostitute to my room - $40 an hour. She was about 4-10, 85-90 lbs, flawless, perfect, wore sexy little high heels, looked like she was dressed for the prom, had sexy little feet. Long dark hair with some blonde streaks. I was uncomfortable with her youth, but when in Rome, do as the Romans. She spoke no English. In fact, she didn't speak at all and had zero personality - did not smile once. She strokes little lefty hard, put on a rubber and I just had straight sex with her. I wanted to pile drive her anally but didn't have the heart. The $40 covers everything. I had her keep on those little strap on heels for added visual pleasure. She was clean and smelled great. Too bad she wasn't much more than a human robot. Her ass cheeks were no bigger that pair of grapefruits put together. Overall she was a perfect 10 in looks but zero fuck. When they just lay there like they are dead and show no emotion, you just can't get into it. I'm sure if I jackhammered her ass it would have made her more aware I was there, but being the nice guy I am, I felt sorry for her. Tommy was wating for her in the lobby. I walked her down and he was talking with the desk manager like they were old pals.

Saturday Tommy took me to boys town and I hooked up with a 30ish nice looking, all broke in SW. She knew Tommy and he knew her. About 5-5 in heels, larger round ass. And we did everything. No complaints, good attitude and for $40. Tomas drove us back to the hotel and I didn't even have to walk inside of one of those seedy bars. Carmelita had me put on a raincoat but let me jackhammer her ass. She even reached back and rubbed my balls. I didn't like her face with the red lipstick, but enjoyed her smooth silvery bronz ass. She said she had 4 kids and the looks of her I believe it. Her English was pretty good and even had sort of a Texas accent when she spoke English. She had a nice personality and seemed to enjoy her work.

Sunday back to boys and and the one from Saturday night flagged me down. Tommy took me back to the hotel to play with her. I could have found another but I sort of liked her.Monday I just slept in and did some shopping. Then I ended up in South Padre and will take a break.

Excellent place to pick up Viagra. Tommy told me the best places to go. I took my time and got quotes from 3 pharmacies. Got the 50mg pill for about $6-7. Bought 30 for $200. They started out wanting $500. They tried to sell me some kind of viagra subsittute for $5 a pill. I think it was one of those herbal look a likes they sell on late night infomercials. I passed. I got the real deal.

I haven't seen much action on the US side - no problem - mission accomplished. Got a room by the beach on South Padre and will chill for a couple of days. Its 75-80 degrees. Might go over to Matamoros across from Brownsville, but funds are running low.

**PeeWee** · 12-26-04 21:01

I don't think Lefty is going to be writing about the climate "weather" but on the average the climate "temperature" of Milwaukee women is running at a all time low "sub zero"

Got bored sitting around the house over the holiday so I went out last night and didn't find much going on or I am just lost when finding the right bars or clubs. The north side strip clubs with there new assortment of dancers weren't giving out didgets and private or lap dances either. Could this be something NEW, no lap dances (gosh it is getting cold) and the streets were empty except for a few low enders on side streets. Now it was getting past bar time and I was getting desperate so I took the dive and let one in

First I had to check for "sex" male/female? ok she passed but she didn't smell right "WOW" (barn yard) this turned me off and I lost the mood

so we talked for awhile and I took her home and gave her $10. and hinted if we were going out again she should dress up a little. That was it for the evening.

**Kimosabe** · 12-25-04 22:20

So Lefty,

Y'all leave the Great White North for what?

I hear there is about 6" of snow down there.

Report when you have time, and drive safe (got snow tires?)

**Diesel E** · 12-24-04 22:18

Worked the chat lines again on Thursday night hoping to pick up a non pro in need of some $$$ to buy the GI Joe action figure with the Kung Fu grip for little Johnnys Christmas. Chatted up one lady and she invited me over to her place in Racine for some fun at no charge, how could I pass up such a deal !!?? Let me just say that there is no amount of booze or a large enough paper bag in the world that would have covered up her ugliness. Being the gentleman that I am, I held down the bile that was welling up and sat down for some small talk and to buy some time to figure how the hell I could make my exit without causing a scene. She of course sat right down next to me and I was enveloped in wave of serious BO which was only topped by the raunchy smell of her breath. I decided to get out while I still could so I told her I had left a bottle of champagne out in the car for us and I would go get it and made a dash out the door into some fresh cold air and sped away.

For those keeping score at home, my informal experiment with the chat lines are 3 good ones and 1 horrible one so far.

* I apologize in advance if I used any trademarked slogans in this post

**LookingForLefty** · 12-24-04 20:11

I decided to fly down to Harligen, TX. Drove down to Midway and got a cheap Southwest Airline flight that made about 5 stops. But I got here. Took a cab to the border at Reynosa, then another cab to my hotel. There is plenty of cheap in-call service - which I have already had one order of room service. Will tell more when I get back. Happy Holidays.

**PeeWee** · 12-24-04 13:29

I been off work for several days for the holiday so I did some afternoon cruising on the north side. Noticed very few were out (strolls seem like a barren waste land) and this is unusual for this time of year. What I think is that any quality SW or provider who has been out there for awhile has regular mongers who she can phone for a get together for that needed holiday cash.

I was no exception to this for I took my regular hood sweety xmas shopping at WallyWorld yesterday she went through a $100. like water. I though to myself why not I been getting full service from her for over a year

After that she needed a stiff drink at the neighborhood bar, ok, I said, then we left for a little "fun time" AND I got something lined up with her for a new years eve party.

Now it dose seem I beat the holiday blues

Knock on wood.

Also it dose appear that Lefty is on his holiday mongering vacation.

**Wauk Man** · 12-23-04 21:51

Originally Posted by PeckerHead

Last night I was out for an hour and saw alot of sw's out. North Av especially. I did not see anything but one fat one on National and Greenfield was dead.

2 questions.

Does "saw alot of sw's", but "did not see anything" leave anyone confused?

Was the fat one on N & G dead?

Food for thought.

**Portman** · 12-23-04 17:56

I just got back in town after spending 2 months in Delhi and 1 week in Bangkok. Delhi sucked and Bangkok was unreal. Moving back to milwaukee and need to know short-term/cheap notel options in the downtown area. Any ideas?

Portman

**Chicago MB Fan** · 12-23-04 13:17

I was out cruising around Tuesday evening around 5. I didn't see much out there except for a bsw with light colored cornrows and an orange jacket. She was for sure working the corner of 41st and Capitol. I stopped and talked but she was a little too heavy for my tastes so I kept looking. Didn't find anything so continued my drive South on my way home to Chicago and had better luck in Racine.

I must be looking in the wrong places at the wrong times in Milwaukee because I haven't seen much worth stopping for.

Good Luck,

Chicago

**PsyberZombie** · 12-22-04 20:35

Check out the BOSTON Board , where even The Mighty JACKSON has weighed in on an Article in the Boston Herald about this subject

p.s. to TIMMY =

The Only Thing that the similarity in the Language used in the Posts by Diesel·E and Lefty proves is =

The Immortal LEFTY has had a Greater Influence on the rest of us Mere Mongers than we recognize consciously

Also : Rumor has it that Lefty has copy·righted the phrase "Balls Deep" ;
so in the future , if you use this phrase , don't for·get to write it =

" Balls Deep® "

**Diesel E** · 12-22-04 20:10

Sorry for using a commonly used expression in my post - As God as my witness it will never happen again -- whoops, sorry used another one -- OK really this will be the last post from me using a common expression.

**Demand Curve II** · 12-22-04 13:08

Originally Posted by Timmy

"It took suprisingly little convincing to wind up balls deep in her ass ( which is a rarity for me as I am not normally into anal )." Diesel E

"But I got that older gal over to my place as was balls deep in her ass about 4 hours later." Lefty

Let's see, same lingo, 2 different posters. Who is feeding us a line of crap??

Timmy,

It's not a matter of WHO is feeding us lines of crap, but how crappy and how often. And remember, they can try to feed us, but we don't have to open wide and swallow.

As for that phrase "balls deep in her ass" - I'm confessing that I'm a porn-story addict here, but that phrase is pretty standard, almost over-used in dirty stories like those on literotica dot com.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's jealous of Diesel for banging a girl for $60, 4 times (if you count DATY as a bang). But who knows if his story is true? Diesel - this girl REQUESTED a facial? I had some trouble understanding your writing.

It all sounds too good to be true, but then again there's also a lot of random details in there, the kind of details that might make you say, "you just can't make this stuff up."

Eh, who knows. The last thing I want to do is wake Ci-Trav from his slumber and ignite another "fact or fiction" debate.

no offense Ci-T, if you're still readign this board. I actually agree with you on many lefty points, but the debate got too loud on here. Pee Wee is right, lately there's not much "practical data" shared - more like a bunch of blue-ball boys who are bitter 'cause the SWs are either cozied up in the crack house or bundled up in big winter coats.

What I wouldnt' give for a 70-degree day.

Speaking of warm weather, hey Diesel, how's the response to your Costa Rica trip idea? feel free to PM me if you want; I can probably go on the trip if I know the date.

DC

**Timmy** · 12-22-04 10:41

"It took suprisingly little convincing to wind up balls deep in her ass ( which is a rarity for me as I am not normally into anal )." Diesel E

"But I got that older gal over to my place as was balls deep in her ass about 4 hours later." Lefty

Let's see, same lingo, 2 different posters. Who is feeding us a line of crap??