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[Bastard Chorum]

How do you know she is Japanese?

Why is it a "bonus" that she is Japanese?

Well, Japanese girls are bonus for me anyways. I'm learning Japanese on the side as a hobby and I plan to travel there occasionally to see the country, eat the food, dabble in the soaplands and delivery health services. So practicing and conversing with a native during downtime is definitely an extra benefit. In addition, in my experience, they open up more easily and are more comfortable when you speak their language. I consider myself by no stretch of the imagination proficient in Japanese but I find the grammar errors and back and forth mini teaching sessions enjoyable.

As for how I know she is Japanese. I mainly base this off of two things: 1) she says so herself 2) her fluent command of the language and her knowledge of the area. Of course, I'm aware that these two things don't inherently mean she's a native born Japanese. Providers are well known to spin the truth in their favor. However, I can't exactly ask to see her passport or show me her family registry. In the end, it doesn't preclude the possibility that she's just like Yoco. But I'm satisfied enough by her looks, performance, and if, in reality, she's not Japanese, the semblance of it is fine by me.

[Bastard Chorum]

I was honestly considering walking out when I first saw her.

I agree with everything you said service wise, but she's not a looker in any way imo.

To each their own. I did mention in my closing remarks that I consider to be a bit of a butterface. But a review of Jennifer's below mine stated she had a "pretty face" so you never know.

[DeepBlueBc]

With SFK.

Photos: It's her but at least 10 years back and 20 lbs less.

Looks: Average MILF looks, has long black hair now, 5'4", very nice soft natural D's with slight sag, some tummy, good ass, shaven pussy with a bit of stubble. Pale skin tone, no tattoos, and curvy body type. Her body reminds me of Cona with M.

English: Simple one or two word phrases. Can get chatty in Korean though.

Attitude: Relaxed and a know-what-I'm-doing personality. Experienced mature courtesan vibe, light-hearted, and enjoys joking around a bit.

Service: Overall above average. You're in good hands, mouth, and pussy. DFK is passsionate and with lots of tongue. BBBJ is warm with good technique. I could tell she could take more than what I can offer. Easy DT, no BLS. Responsive to DATY. Her audio feedback sounded a bit contrived though. All positions were good. Excellent kegel control. BBFSCIP.

Expense: $260.

Repeat: No, she has a bit of a butterface IMO. But if you want a mature, experienced, and curvy woman to take care of you, Jennifer is worth a try.

I was honestly considering walking out when I first saw her.

I agree with everything you said service wise, but she's not a looker in any way imo.

[Bastard Chorum]

With Min-ClassyExotic or MilkAndHoney.

Photos: It's her but dolled and glamed up.

Looks: Cute face, minimally pronounced jawline and slightly bucktoothed, 5'4", amazing soft natural D's, petite plump posterior, shaven pussy. Mika's between slender and curvy body types in my eyes. Pale skin tone, tattoo of flower behind her right ear, scar that looks like a brush stroke on her back, and cut marks along both forearms, more on her left than her right.

English: Not much.

Attitude: Chill, your personal sexy submissive sex toy for the duration of your visit. Her gait and how she holds herself is a bit aloof but incredibly sultry and sensual. Can be a bit standoffish.

Service: Overall top marks. She's more sexy sensual than GFE. But in that regard she excels. DFK was more reserved but it's there. BBBJ was good with her playing with the boys with her hands. She was slithering and sliding in a wet and warm CS tease. She was appreciative of DATY. Good audio feedback throughout. She got to work in CG switching between CG and ACG but kept it varied with shallow and deep movements. She must of learned from Rie how to position herself for K9. Head against the pillows, super arched back, and ass thrust up into the air as much as possible. When you can see her asshole and the outline of your cock wrapped snugly in that pussy going in and out, you know it's visual stimulation overload. Mish was just as good, her cute face and bouncing naturals took me over the edge.

Expense: $270.

Repeat: Abso-fucking-lutely. Another winner at this agency and Japanese to boot. Mika's also going into my ATF rotation.

[Bastard Chorum]

With SFK.

Photos: It's her but at least 10 years back and 20 lbs less.

Looks: Average MILF looks, has long black hair now, 5'4", very nice soft natural D's with slight sag, some tummy, good ass, shaven pussy with a bit of stubble. Pale skin tone, no tattoos, and curvy body type. Her body reminds me of Cona with M.

English: Simple one or two word phrases. Can get chatty in Korean though.

Attitude: Relaxed and a know-what-I'm-doing personality. Experienced mature courtesan vibe, light-hearted, and enjoys joking around a bit.

Service: Overall above average. You're in good hands, mouth, and pussy. DFK is passsionate and with lots of tongue. BBBJ is warm with good technique. I could tell she could take more than what I can offer. Easy DT, no BLS. Responsive to DATY. Her audio feedback sounded a bit contrived though. All positions were good. Excellent kegel control. BBFSCIP.

Expense: $260.

Repeat: No, she has a bit of a butterface IMO. But if you want a mature, experienced, and curvy woman to take care of you, Jennifer is worth a try.

[Random8012]

Jennifer at SexyFunKGirls.

I've had great luck with this booker in the past, so I took a chance with their new girl Jennifer that started today. I usually see more experienced girls, but gave her a whirl and headed to a familiar building out in WLA.

Picture: Probably her but shopped as expected. The one with her in white laying on her side is probably the closest.

Looks: Pretty face and a curvy body, but she doesn't work out if that's your taste. I've never been, but I'd guess she's a classic GND in Korea and she doesn't yet have that LA Polish I'm used to. Great tits when she gathers them up and holds them.

English: She might know 5 words of English, but she's so new that this could change by tomorrow LOL but wow literally zero English right now.

Attitude: Amazing. Really stellar, especially for how inexperienced she is. She was totally down and she watched+matched me at every move.

Service: Again, inexperienced but we were able to connect and she's a very hot lay. BJ was nothing too noteworthy, but she had a great attitude the whole time. And for any magnums out there, she can take it deep, so you don't have to go easy on this one. YMMV, but she could handle anything I pushed her to do.

Expense: Classic 260.

Repeat: If you like fresh girls, RUN and go see her ASAP!! Since she's not really my type, I probably won't be back for a while (I usually see girls who know the routine and lead the session).

[Nelindaire]

Emma from http://tiffanyshome.escorts.biz/.

Since I have little history of hobbying, I was afraid that I'd get screened out from k-scene since we all know it's a tough deal. But somehow I managed to get through (I had one non K-agency reference, I think it did the job), and saw Emma this morning.

Parking was pretty damn shitty, but the place itself was nice. Booker got me the number for the dialbox and off I went.

Picture - (9/10) Just like any other K-agencies, I was expecting either super heavily photoshopped photo or even a bait-and-switch. However, they do have pretty good representative pics. The doggy style one is probably the most accurate to the real figure.

Look - (8/10) I was expecting to run into some kind of old hag since this is my first screening. But surprisingly, she looks pretty young, maybe around mid to late 20's. I could tell that from no sagging on her skin. Standard GND looks and man-made C cup which didn't feel that bad.

English - (9/10) I'm a Korean-mix myself so mostly we had a conversation in Korean, but I could already tell she could speak very English from her accent. You wouldn't need a translator for Emma, that's for sure.

Attitude - (10/10) This is where Emma shines. From what I've heard she's quite new to the scene, believe it or not, but for the entire session she made me feel like a king. She had a warm water running even before we entered the room, bright smile and gave me a good massage after the session. Not a clock-watcher at all, which is a huge plus as well.

Service: (10/10) If you like the girl to lick your body, Emma is definitely one for you. After shower, she licked my entire body from head to toe (literally) and teased as if she'd just go for BBFS for free which obviously didn't happen. Decent DFK, absolutely no-rushing foreplay that lasted almost like 20 minutes with fantastic BBFS skills. For the main part, I would've lasted for more than 10 minutes without all that crazy foreplay, but she got me aroused so much and I only lasted literally about 2 minutes starting with cowgirl, followed by mish.

Expense: 2. 6. Booker did offer extra 1. 0 for BBFS, should've taken the offer. Probably next time.

Repeat: Definitely. She'll be working for quite a while, and as Booker recommended me another girl, so maybe after the new one.

[Poraemon]

I waiting for a new Japanese provider with this agency for a couple of weeks. Then they let me know, there're 5 girls coming in.

Rihanna, Mika, Ailla, Sarah and Coca but the girls who close to my place is Rihanna and Mika.

After discussing with the agency, I need all-natural with short size. So they give me Mika to give a shot.

Look: Real Picture, you can trust this agency for 90% correction of a photo.

English: Vey tiny.

Attitude: a big GFE, a lot of kissing like a girlfriend.

Service: Everything except for greek. I start with routine style and make her go on with me. After the first round is done, I offer another $100 for BBFSCIP and she okay.

Expense: 270 + 100.

Repeat: I will, but for plan B.

[Bastard Chorum]

With KPC.

Photos: The photos are of her but some years back. She now sports long jet black hair to her mid back.

Looks: Cute look. You can tell work was done on her face. 5'7". Natural B's with eraser nipples. Average ass and shaven pussy. She has a slender build with long legs. The photos are representative of how her body is in person.

English: Very little.

Attitude: Likes to giggle, aims to please, and all smiles.

Service: Overall slightly above average. Good DFK and she's very hands on. BBBJ was decent but was more focused on head play than anything else. She tries to occasionally DT but falls short. Enjoyed and was responsive to DATY. Minji becomes aggressive in CG, alternating between rocking back and forth, gyrating circularly, and bouncing up and down. K9 was mediocre. And then returns to being frisky again in mish. Good audio feedback throughout. BBFSCIP.

Expense: $270.

Repeat: On the fence on whether to repeat. Among BB providers I've seen so far, she's slightly behind the middle of the pack. She's more like plan C, if A and B falls through when I'm in the mood for BB.

[ScoopDaDrop]

Completely agree on your pretty much all points. But 40'extra pounds on a 5'4" frame isn't an exaggeration it's a mischaracterization. She'd be a full on fattie with an extra 40 lbs but he is correct in that she's bigger than pics reveal but more like 15-20 not 40.

I do agree that guys tend to overrate kgirls back in 2010-2015 there were legitimate 9's among the kgirls in la like Gaga, Rhea, Rebecca, Stella, Sonya / Alexa, and Cuti Among others but now most of these girls are 6's at best so when you get a legitimately hot girl like Rihana who you can solidly rate an 8 don't want to bash her by labeling her a fattie.

Anywho to each his own but as somebody who's seen a new girl from this agency for 3 straight weeks she was definitely the best looking one of the bunch and it's not even close.

While I generally agree that 40 lbs extra may be an exaggeration, I would rather have a review that exaggerates in the negative direction (underrate) than try to give someone higher scores because of personal preference or because they believe a "6" is an "8". If kpop stars and Asian instagram models are 9's & 10's, then the kgirls who are currently available are 8's at most. Their pictures (whether fake, old, or P.S.'d) may be 9's & 10's, but that's not what is being rated.

[ScoopDaDrop]

I saw Rihana and found her to be awesome. I had a completely different experience than you and found her to be very flirty and engaged. Not jaded at all. Also 40 lbs heavier than Pics? Come on brother do you realize what 40'extra pounds looks like on a 5'4"'frame?? Is she thin? No she has an amazing thick ass and nice curves with nice naturals. She was engaged with passionate dfk throughout, Very responsive to daty and fucking she was very vocal and fucked back in doggie. Solid BJ skills as well.

I didn't get any sort of jaded vibe and got a really passionate encounter.

I'd recommend her I had a lot funding would her to be very fun.

With Min-ClassyExotic or MilkAndHoney on HX.

Photos: The good. Yes it is her in the pics. The bad. The pics are a couple years back and don't show her weight gain since. I would say a good 40+ lbs. Honestly, I wouldn't have thought it was the same person if not for the fact tattoos match exactly from the photos.

Looks: The weight gain gives her a Somoan look, average looks at best. 5'4". Natural C's with a slight sag to them. She has ass that's for sure but not tight. Shaven pussy. As illustrated in the pictures, multiple small tattoos all over. She's thick and would definitely be categorized as fat. Tan skin tone.

English: Good English skills.

Attitude: Friendly and Cordial but a bit transactional (more on why later).

Service: Overall slightly above average. She worked as a Soapland girl (just goggle it) in Tokyo. So she knows the trade well but you can tell it's sort of jaded her and hence the transactional feel of it all. Expect to have more soapy fun in the bathroom routine than the usual kgirl routine. It was fun and sensual. Back in the room, BBBJ was good and varied but no DT, some BLS. Responsive to DATY. She is quite good at ACG despite her size. K9 and Mish was decent. The soapy and sensual fun in the tub was the highlight for me.

Expense: $270.

Repeat: Nope. Her current looks didn't do it for me. I took the plunge initially because of those photos. It would be a different story if it was her from the photos in that room, even if she was a bit older. But for those who prefers a big boned Japanese girl, Rihana's got you covered.

[Bastard Chorum]

I saw Rihana and found her to be awesome. I had a completely different experience than you and found her to be very flirty and engaged. Not jaded at all. Also 40 lbs heavier than Pics? Come on brother do you realize what 40'extra pounds looks like on a 5'4"'frame?? Is she thin? No she has an amazing thick ass and nice curves with nice naturals. She was engaged with passionate dfk throughout, Very responsive to daty and fucking she was very vocal and fucked back in doggie. Solid BJ skills as well.

I didn't get any sort of jaded vibe and got a really passionate encounter.

I'd recommend her I had a lot funding would her to be very fun.

I'm glad you enjoyed yourself with Rihana. However, I post reviews based on my own experience and try to be objective as much as possible. If you feel that it's incorrect in anyway, I recommend you post your own to so others are aware and let those who see her judge for themselves.

And yes, I like to think I have a good grasp of the relationship between body type and weight and how they visually correlate with each other. On one hand, I have personal experience from female family members, friends, and colleagues that are close in height but in varying weight classes. While I won't sour the relationship by bluntly asking their weight, their approximate weight often comes up in casual conversions when they chatter about diets, new year resolutions, events where they need to look a certain way (mostly more thinner, fitter, less fat, etc.).

On the other hand, the internet is a great resource for almost everything. BMI gradation and picture galleries sorted by height and weight abound in the web. An exceptional example can be found here. Let's be generous and say she's 5'4" 120 lbs, take a look at the pictures on HX and you can decide what category she fits in. The Rihana I saw looked more similar to the body types seen in the pictures in the 5'4" 160 lbs set. In addition, the fat distribution in women (at least before getting pregnant or post-menopausal) tend to be more evenly distributed than men. Therefore, at the same height an increase in weight is more visually distinctive in men than women.

[Bastard Chorum]

With Min-ClassyExotic or MilkAndHoney on HX.

Photos: The good. Yes it is her in the pics. The bad. The pics are a couple years back and don't show her weight gain since. I would say a good 40+ lbs. Honestly, I wouldn't have thought it was the same person if not for the fact tattoos match exactly from the photos.

Looks: The weight gain gives her a Somoan look, average looks at best. 5'4". Natural C's with a slight sag to them. She has ass that's for sure but not tight. Shaven pussy. As illustrated in the pictures, multiple small tattoos all over. She's thick and would definitely be categorized as fat. Tan skin tone.

English: Good English skills.

Attitude: Friendly and Cordial but a bit transactional (more on why later).

Service: Overall slightly above average. She worked as a Soapland girl (just goggle it) in Tokyo. So she knows the trade well but you can tell it's sort of jaded her and hence the transactional feel of it all. Expect to have more soapy fun in the bathroom routine than the usual kgirl routine. It was fun and sensual. Back in the room, BBBJ was good and varied but no DT, some BLS. Responsive to DATY. She is quite good at ACG despite her size. K9 and Mish was decent. The soapy and sensual fun in the tub was the highlight for me.

Expense: $270.

Repeat: Nope. Her current looks didn't do it for me. I took the plunge initially because of those photos. It would be a different story if it was her from the photos in that room, even if she was a bit older. But for those who prefers a big boned Japanese girl, Rihana's got you covered.

[Bastard Chorum]

With TopAsian / Topgirls0202 on HX.

Photos: Unfortunately, it's not her.

Looks: Plain face, 5'4", Natural A's with gum drop nipples, cute little ass, bit of stubble above her pussy. Slender body, slight belly. No tattoos.

English: Pretty good, conversational level.

Attitude: A bit odd, you can easily tell that she's new to providing. At times, she'll blank out and try to get her bearings. Tries hard.

Service: Overall subpar. DFK was there but I stopped after the first attempt. She had bad breath. And this was after the mutual mouthwash. No catbath as she went straight to BBBJ which was nice. What wasn't nice was the BBBJ, pretty mechanic, not animated and no variety. No DT or BLS. The positions were another kerfluffle. CG was short as she was complaining of knee pain. K9 was fleeting as she said it was painful, not sure if she was just sore or just didn't like it. I didn't bother to ask for clarification. Only thing tolerable was a slow and controlled thrusting in mish. I was able to finish but man it was a chore.

Expense: $260.

Repeat: Obviously, no. Given this booker's track record with Bijou and Ravi AND insisting that it was her pictures, I had quite the expectation. Sadly, it's just simply a bait and switch.

[Hibiki]

Very much satisfied with my session with her. She's curvy in all the right places where it counts. Kind demeanor and speaks English well enough to carry a conversation. Would definitely recommend for those who like Asian girls with a real butt!