Sunflowers

[Mr LoudMonger]

So, I figured, what the heck, give ReSpa a try, it's been a while. From what I remembered, it's usually Linda or Annie, both are pretty good at giving a legitimate massage, and a nice ending is guaranteed. No frills, but sometimes that's what I'm in the mood for. Called, made appointment for one of those two, by name.

Get there, and neither Annie or Linda are there. I probably should have walked out right now, but didn't. Get placed into the room. Different lady comes in. Ugly! Fat. I'm already naked and face down.

Occasionally I have walked out in this situation, but more often than not, I ignored the little voice in my head. Like this time. I'm hoping this is one of the ladies, that makes up for her lack of looks, with good massage skill maybe good HE skill.

Nope on both counts. Not very good at massage. And bad technique after the flip, unless you're a fan of The Jackhammer. It was close to impossible to finish.

I'm avoiding the place for a while.

[RedPontiacX]

Some times we go to get a massage with a focus on some therapeutic benefits. Therefore, we should give a shout out when a provider goes above and beyond. With the week off I was spending too much time on the golf course slinging balls into the woods. Recent visit to ReSpa as I know I can get a solid massage there, have always requested Annie and she takes direction well getting that knot to stretch out. Annie was not available so I settled for Linda. Previously reviewed but my first time with her. My guess 50's 5' 2"shorter hair, bigger boned but not fat; fit proportionate body, she is cute in my opinion and seems to take care of herself. She was pleasantly happy to see me, great attitude, and smile. Went the hour with about 15 minutes back walking then the balance of some good pressure massaging. She understood the the situation I described and I soon realized she knows her stuff. Her communication is efficient enough. She is a decent size for back walk for me. She put a lot of effort into her massage she is not lazy like some. Overall I left happy with my visit. I may request her next time.

[NitroPimp]

Just one of those days. I'm depressed now that Sarah quit Violet. Just when she was gaining traction as the best thing to hit Kenosha in 5 years. Some of you may not have heard about her or saw her. Best provider to hit town. Sorry to see her gone.

Trying to find a good time in K-Town. Drove by Pink, plenty of cars in the parking lot and watch a monger get turned away from a distance. No messages returned. Decided to take one for the team.

Stopped in got scooped up my little Annie. Cute older lady with not much junk in the trunk for sure and mosquito bites up top. She's all of about 90 lbs. Pretty strong for a little girl. Hard to guess her age but I'd put her close to 60. Sorry if I'm wrong. Not much on the menu other than the standard massage and finish. I would definitely return if all I needed was a massage and a little relief.

One thing I picked up on was that some of you guys are talking a little bit too much about Pink. Maybe keep it to yourselves and not bring it up to the other girls.

[RedPontiacX]

Text before going in to see if Annie was available. Was greeted by both of them when I arrived. Paid the house fee went in to the second room without the self opening door and I got comfortable. When she came in she questioned me why I had not been there in a couple weeks I just responded I was busy. Sometimes these girls can get a little territorial. In the past always a great attitude and playful personality but unusually quiet today. Anyway she gave a stellar massage performance as always. Mr loudmonger arrived about 20 minutes into my appointment. I try not to let him fuck up my day and for the most part he didn't. He pays for 30 minutes and when it's over spends at least 5 minutes haggling the price for another 30. Anyway the flip was very businesslike. Looks like I have been down graded. Happy New Year!

[Mr LoudMonger]

Not a super exciting report. I've been to Formerly Known as Sunflowers a few time times. Each time I always get Linda with the short hair. Haven't seen any younger ones that I read about a while back. Always get a regular L1 from her without any extras. She puts some effort into the massage, which I appreciate, even if some of her massage moves are a little strange.

There are too many interruptions over there. Constant phone calls, multiple monger walk ins that she has to go handle.

[NitroPimp]

Sorry I'm on the other side of the counter, I don't answer phones. I don't ask them their names or any of that stuff, either.

Are you taking the girls out shopping like lefty?

I don't answer the phone either. Sometimes you can hear the phone calls. They like to use speaker. If you know them sometimes they don't understand what these guys are asking and ask you to interpret. One guy was asking about full service. She had a blank look on her face I just showed the finger poking in the hole hand signal and then she knew what the caller was talking about. There's a lot more stupid questions than that that mongers ask. There are also the guys who call up saying they want a young girl. Of course they're going to tell you they're all young girls there. To them young girl means younger than 55.

I have taken them shopping, several times. I have taken them out for coffee, taking them out for dinner and even picked up food for them. I have showed a new driver how to pump gas, taking them to get a new cell phone and in one particular case took one to the Bank of America to make a huge deposit. I even drove one down to the casino, it was a drop off. Once they get to the casino they have plenty of friends there. But, In each case it has paid off. Almost all of them rewarded me. Full service is not out of the question if they like you.

[BarOfSoap]

Worse yet are the guys who call and ask for tantric massage or Nuru. The girls have never heard of that, at least not in English. Or "do you have condom or do I Supply it?" Usually in a middle eastern accent. Sometimes they want photos, or worse yet naked photos.

Mr loudmonger doesn't understand that English is their second language. Every Monger should know how to speak Spa talk. " busy tonight?" And "what time?" And please bring cash.

Sorry I'm on the other side of the counter, I don't answer phones. I don't ask them their names or any of that stuff, either.

Are you taking the girls out shopping like lefty?

[NitroPimp]

Hey, that's my obnoxious, gold chain wearing over-cologne'd second cousins cousins you're talking about. This Loudmonger speaks English plenty great.

I always wondered why you picked that username. I did differentiate it by not capitalizing loudmonger, I realize now in this cancel culture I could have offended you! .

The boards have been very quiet yet there is plenty of fun to be had in town. I guess nobody wants to reveal their fun places, so we all do it on our own. It's expensive doing on the ground research. Fun is where you find it. I'd say this town is in as good a shape as it's been in years. This is a comparison to how it was when it hit rock bottom pre covid. Of course there's no 20 somethings or even 30 somethings, for that, you will need to travel.

The 'topia has blossomed. One could find keeping that group as your whole rotation could do you well until you were willing to travel to MP or BG in IL. In the meantime, some of the other regulars here and I will continue to throw bones out to those who want to lurk.

It's a shame there's not more information shared here but on the other hand, there can be damaging damaging disinformation also, a recent post about VIP comes to mind. Better to have accurate posts then quantity.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Worse yet are the guys who call and ask for tantric massage or Nuru. The girls have never heard of that, at least not in English. Or "do you have condom or do I Supply it?" Usually in a middle eastern accent. Sometimes they want photos, or worse yet naked photos.

Mr loudmonger doesn't understand that English is their second language. Every Monger should know how to speak Spa talk. " busy tonight?" And "what time?" And please bring cash.

Hey, that's my obnoxious, gold chain wearing over-cologne'd second cousins cousins you're talking about. This Loudmonger speaks English plenty great.

[NitroPimp]

I would have said "DUDE, what the HELL!

I hate loudmonger. He's everywhere. He wants to pay with credit card. Half the time he doesn't stay. Even worse is when he does stay.

Worse yet are the guys who call and ask for tantric massage or Nuru. The girls have never heard of that, at least not in English. Or "do you have condom or do I Supply it?" Usually in a middle eastern accent. Sometimes they want photos, or worse yet naked photos.

Mr loudmonger doesn't understand that English is their second language. Every Monger should know how to speak Spa talk. " busy tonight?" And "what time?" And please bring cash.

[BarOfSoap]

I was bare ass naked so I felt like didn't really have the upper hand of the situation. I could read the headlines now "police were called to break up a fight between patrons one being naked at local massage parlor". I certainly don't want to be famous for that.

I would have said "DUDE, what the HELL!

I hate loudmonger. He's everywhere. He wants to pay with credit card. Half the time he doesn't stay. Even worse is when he does stay.

[RedPontiacX]

Recent visit to ReSpa requested Annie and she was available. Have not tried the other one yet as she was working on another monger. Walked in she was maskless so her maturity stood out but as the mask went on I can see how her age can be misinterpreted. Still cute, she was happy to see me, great attitude, and smile. Went the hour with about 20 solid minutes back walking she knows her stuff. Her communication is efficient enough. She is the perfect size for back walk for me. She puts a lot of effort into her massage she is not lazy like some. Overall I left happy with my visit.

[NitroPimp]

Made an appointment, and as I was walking in there was youngin standing inside. After a WTF moment I thought oh well maybe legit, so I braced myself for the worst.

Thin, no butt, short haired cutie took my money. Decent massage. Didn't expect anything until hands started to creep into the crotchell area. Flipped and enjoyed a skillful butter churning.

On the way out I was introduced to a younger, bellybutton showing little girl who's name went in one ear and out the other. Just whoever isn't Linda is the one I would ask for to give it a try.

Anyway, seemed grateful, and the kid didn't come in the room, so we got that going for us, which is nice.

Hahaha, I had to laugh. I'm pretty sure you were looking at Anna. Body description you gave exactly the same. Nice flat belly, sometimes the belly showing. Very thin and in very good condition. . Basically no butt. Quite a bit older than you're thinking though. Some deeper crows feet around her eyes. So I doubt you saw a third girl. Both of them have told me they're the only two working there. One of them could have had a daughter visiting though. So, maybe that's the case?

Saw Anna again recently. Much nicer to be comfortable with some familiarity. Nice early tease, had the finish at the start.

[Newb10]

I was bare ass naked so I felt like didn't really have the upper hand of the situation. I could read the headlines now "police were called to break up a fight between patrons one being naked at local massage parlor". I certainly don't want to be famous for that.

LOL, that's fair.

[HankyDaPanky]

Made an appointment, and as I was walking in there was youngin standing inside. After a WTF moment I thought oh well maybe legit, so I braced myself for the worst.

Thin, no butt, short haired cutie took my money. Decent massage. Didn't expect anything until hands started to creep into the crotchell area. Flipped and enjoyed a skillful butter churning.

On the way out I was introduced to a younger, bellybutton showing little girl who's name went in one ear and out the other. Just whoever isn't Linda is the one I would ask for to give it a try.

Anyway, seemed grateful, and the kid didn't come in the room, so we got that going for us, which is nice.