Idiotic Shit in Milwaukee

[SoccerFan4245]

With all due e respect guys. Helloooooo! This is the Milwaukee Escort Report. Rants and Raves can certainly accommodate this discussion.

I was going to recommend the Las Vegas board but I see that you found it.

As you probably know, the deck is stacked against you (pun intended) in Las Vegas. I would obviously recommend carefully searching reviews and, of course, understand that you're likely to be overcharged. My recommendation for a road trip would be Seattle or Portland where there are quality choices who are safe and sane.

[OldBear]

This ain't my first rodeo and I've never had any trouble but appreciate being reminded. Thanks Brother!

I was going to recommend the Las Vegas board but I see that you found it.

As you probably know, the deck is stacked against you (pun intended) in Las Vegas. I would obviously recommend carefully searching reviews and, of course, understand that you're likely to be overcharged. My recommendation for a road trip would be Seattle or Portland where there are quality choices who are safe and sane.

[NitroPimp]

That's interesting, I always wonders what the AMPs preferences on body hair was. My knowledge based on porn, it seemed Asians always had mega bushes. I personally trim the forest but was never sure what they want to deal with. But always wash your ass people, like get in that bootyhole and clean it. Ffs.

Most Spa Girls won't make a big deal of body hair even if they don't like it. "Oooo, you are like monkey" However, I had one girl who offered to trim my body hair. I brought my battery powered trimmer with a different attachments and we experimented. It took about 15 minutes to do my back and chest. Much easier and better for somebody else to do it for you. Unfortunately, the experimentation ended there. There was no fun but I understood that going in.

I think they like less body hair because Chinese men normally don't have much body hair and that's what they're grown up with and used to.

In my experience Chinese women have all different types of bushes. Some do have a big Bush barely but it never creeps out onto their legs. Most of them have thin bushes sometimes straight pubes. Most have a slightly curly hair usually fairly thin.

Some shave but they don't like to shave everyday. I hate eating pussy with stubble. BTW, 90% of the time if they shave, they do full service. Just My observation.

[Coochie Eater]

Don't forget to add they all want CIP. It's one thing for maybe someone on SA, totally different for some chick using needles fucking 6-10 guys (or more) a day.

No fucking shit! I had a long time UTR, almost GF. Treated me like a king. We did a lot of shit together besides fuckin' and suckin' and ass eatin' and deep fistin' (that girl would try almost any THANG)! I use to love to eat her pussy for multiple Os, without a doubt, the sweetest snatch I ever tasted! Honest to gawd, I always asked her if she douched with honey. YUM!

But.

One day my upper lip felt like I had been busted in the chops. It wasn't painful. For the first two days, then YOW. It kept swelling and swelling. I go to the doc, and he wants to take a sample of whatever's inside my duck bill (yeah, I looked like a duck). He stuck the needle in there and I screamed my fucking head off. Holy shit the bed! There was nothing to get. My lip wasn't full of puss, but whatever was infecting me was all throughout the tissue. Massive antibiotics and my lip returns to normal.

OH YEAH! She forgot to tell me she picked up the clap somewhere! Well, fuck my nose! She didn't know she had it until after I saw her for that session. (Yeah, right.) Anyway, we both got cured and we went back to our fun shit.

But I would never ever ever eat coochie on some street skank, or stick my dick in it. If you can't eat it, don't fuck it. Really. I've always felt safe shooting a load into some slugs mouth, but even then you can catch something. Rare, but possible.

Coochie (Russian Roulette at its finest) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[DaveDream]

For the nastiest review I've ever seen on here was from the streetwalker forum when someone posted a review about deep french kissing a SW. 2nd place was from someone who saw a high volume provider and did DATY with her and then bbcip. He said he left a gift for the next guy after him. What about the guy before you who left you a gift.

[Miltown]

Don't forget to add they all want CIP. It's one thing for maybe someone on SA, totally different for some chick using needles fucking 6-10 guys (or more) a day.

Man you ain't lying. It astounds me, the nasty skanks that's some of these guys jump on. Or the reasonably decent looking ones like that Barbie, she's got guys showing up every half hour. And these mongers want to tap something like that?? They must have a death wish, or at least a serious illness wish. And don't even get me started on the maniacs that hook up with streetwalkers, wowwww.

[Dr Manhattan]

Man you ain't lying. It astounds me, the nasty skanks that's some of these guys jump on. Or the reasonably decent looking ones like that Barbie, she's got guys showing up every half hour. And these mongers want to tap something like that?? They must have a death wish, or at least a serious illness wish. And don't even get me started on the maniacs that hook up with streetwalkers, wowwww.

The best luck I ever had in this scene was right after BP shut down and CL removed its adult classifieds. I started placing want ads in the resume and community sections. The language was cheeky enough, that I was able to get a lot of nibbles from girls too bashful to openly advertise. The working girls who were shut out of the now defunct adult forums replied in droves, too. Before the CL censors tightened up their game and immediately began to ban my ads, I found one or two prime UTRs that I rotated in and out. For a few short years, it was like renting Ferrari's from Hertz. The downside was that by the time they all retired, I hit a brick wall in the post-covid market. I went from cruising the Autobahn, to riding my own donkey for free at home.

[JiminyLickIt]

I scroll through here every few days and am amazed by who some of these guys are seeing, I rather go with out then see some these girls even if they gave it away for free.

2016 was Milwaukee's last breath for talent.

Man you ain't lying. It astounds me, the nasty skanks that's some of these guys jump on. Or the reasonably decent looking ones like that Barbie, she's got guys showing up every half hour. And these mongers want to tap something like that?? They must have a death wish, or at least a serious illness wish. And don't even get me started on the maniacs that hook up with streetwalkers, wowwww.

[SmokinAcee]

Man, there is so much trash in this city. I was overseas in Prague and went to a brothel named Show park and had 3 of the most beautiful Romanians in a 4 hour span. Each cost about 50 bucks LOL.

I scroll through here every few days and am amazed by who some of these guys are seeing, I rather go with out then see some these girls even if they gave it away for free.

2016 was Milwaukee's last breath for talent.

[RubMe262]

. The #1 complaint of AMP workers are guys who do not wash out their ass completely before a massage. #2, they don't shave their body hair off their chest and back, or trim pubic hair underarms, etc. #3 obese. #4 old men who won't take Viagra and take forever to get it up. #5 - they try to touch the providers tits and pussy. #6 they don't tip the normal amount. #7, they ask personal questions like age, real name, what country they are from. #8 they want phone numbers and ask them for a date. #9 they walk in or call up asking how much for a happy ending. #10 - talk too loud and too much ruining the experience for the men in he next room.

To be a good customer arrived freshly showered and shaved.

That's interesting, I always wonders what the AMPs preferences on body hair was. My knowledge based on porn, it seemed Asians always had mega bushes. I personally trim the forest but was never sure what they want to deal with. But always wash your ass people, like get in that bootyhole and clean it. Ffs.

[LookingForLefty]

Since moving to Milwaukee 9 years ago I have sent you at least 10 PMs asking for follow up on your stories and initially for recommendations from the areas. 100% of them have been met with "well I really can't say".

Your posts are quality Letters to Penthouse material, but nothing else.

Mostly you want to know who my friends and neighbors are who I have a FWB relationship with. If its the mamasan of a massage parlor, you automatically assume she has sex for money. NO!, she is a business woman, or women in this case. It would be like me asking for you sister's phone number just because you had sex with your sister. I'm just blowing off some steam after a good experience. Sometimes I find women interesting on what goes on in their heads to make them suddenly want anal or be overpowered and sodomized. Escorts and AMP workers are another category of women. To them its just a job and their phone numbers are advertised all over the place. Or join one of those escort sites and read the reviews and their phone numbers are listed. Some have been advertising and reviewed pretty much since the internet became available.

Maybe its people like you that the mamasans have me call up and tell them not to come around anymore and I give the name and number of one of their enemy competitor AMPs that have no problem jerking off some 400 lb truck driver with warts all over and doesn't wash their ass before a massage. FYI. The #1 complaint of AMP workers are guys who do not wash out their ass completely before a massage. #2, they don't shave their body hair off their chest and back, or trim pubic hair underarms, etc. #3 obese. #4 old men who won't take Viagra and take forever to get it up. #5 - they try to touch the providers tits and pussy. #6 they don't tip the normal amount. #7, they ask personal questions like age, real name, what country they are from. #8 they want phone numbers and ask them for a date. #9 they walk in or call up asking how much for a happy ending. #10 - talk too loud and too much ruining the experience for the men in he next room.

To be a good customer arrived freshly showered and shaved. Stop by someplace on the way to take your shit and piss. Washout your bung hole to make sure all the shit is cleaned out. Talk softly or not at all if you can. Make sure you have done your research and you are 100% positive they do happy endings. Pay your house fee IN CASH, do not use a credit card. Undress, make sure your $40 is easy to get to. Like on the table. Get your massage, your HE, get dressed and go home. Maybe next time stop and get them a pizza. The girls often work 12 hours a day 7 days a week, plus do all the laundry and cleaning. Not a lot of time for meal prep. Another tip, park close to the front so they can see your car and license. That might just be your smooth entry into one of their sister AMPs. When they take 10 minutes to get ready what do you think they are doing? They are identifying you to see if you are for real. If you find a nice AMP, patronize it often. They will open up to you like feral cats. It takes time.

[Axel6]

People to post more than 10 times a year to be considered reliable. Lefty has more than proved his reliability. As have people like Hunting Streets.

People like OildaleGuy have not. Same goes for the two of us. We have not proven our worth yet.

I think perhaps people need to take their own post quality, content and volume into account before criticizing.

Those who have paved the way.

Making demands is not the way to gain trust. Quality posts on a consistent basis is. If one proves they.

Should be trusted then the information will come their way for the asking.

Have a nice day.

Not everyone on this forum is a sex addict and sees ****** every other night like some of you. I value the postings of everyone and not just the frequent fliers. Without the low mileage mongers, this forum would be good for shit. So stop talking shit about everyone else.

[WinonaFan]

"Only 88 posts" smh. What do you want, War and Peace?

People to post more than 10 times a year to be considered reliable. Lefty has more than proved his reliability. As have people like Hunting Streets.

People like OildaleGuy have not. Same goes for the two of us. We have not proven our worth yet.

I think perhaps people need to take their own post quality, content and volume into account before criticizing.

Those who have paved the way.

Making demands is not the way to gain trust. Quality posts on a consistent basis is. If one proves they.

Should be trusted then the information will come their way for the asking.

Have a nice day.

[JiminyLickIt]

Did it occur to you that you have been here as you say "9 years" yet only have 88 posts as a possible reason why Lefty doesn't choose to trust you with info?

"Only 88 posts" smh. What do you want, War and Peace?

[WinonaFan]

Since moving to Milwaukee 9 years ago I have sent you at least 10 PMs asking for follow up on your stories and initially for recommendations from the areas. 100% of them have been met with "well I really can't say".

Your posts are quality Letters to Penthouse material, but nothing else.

Did it occur to you that you have been here as you say "9 years" yet only have 88 posts as a possible reason why Lefty doesn't choose to trust you with info?