What am I doing wrong? Or am I?

[Makon Make]

I'm completely naked every time, I even left the sheet off completely last time, maybe just isn't the place I wanted it to be.

As others have indicated: Cut your losses and go elsewhere.

Aside from that: I find the following few "tips" help a lot.

Your post implied that you weren't fully naked every time. That is probably your problem. You have to be a bit bold and take it all off. That isn't to say you need to wait for her and spin it like a propeller when she opens the door (although, that probably can't hurt), but you need to make it clear that you are comfortable being naked around her.

What you do with your naked self is up to you. I either just lay face down with my bare ass exposed or try to time it so that I am "just taking off my underpants" when she opens the door to check on me, depending on the circumstances. Some people like to do the "suggestive" towel barely draped over your ass, but I don't really see any point to that. If she wants to cover you she'll do it.

Aside from that: I personally don't verbally initiate, as some have suggested. I am much more a fan of either having a simple conversation on the flip ("What you want?" "Full service" "and Dollar" "Okay") or, in the case of dancing around the LEO check, just gesturing with my eyes as I am on my back at half or full mast. Letting her know to keep going is good though. '.

And to build on the "take off your damned clothes" comment: Do what you can to be visibly excited on the flip. You don't need to be rock hard, but you also shouldn't be completely flaccid. Obviously how you do this is up to you.

And lastly: I've never offered to do it myself at a massage parlor (did have a good time at a lingerie show in Portland though). But from talking to a friend who did: You'll pretty much never get anything out of that provider after she knows you'll pay her to DIY.

If you do intend to do this more seriously and don't want to risk failure, the suggested rubmaps subscription is probably a good idea. I'd personally like to at least check one out, but needing to give them a credit card or engage in weird shenanigans is just idiotic in the era of cryptocurrency.

[JimmyReagan73]

As others have indicated: Cut your losses and go elsewhere.

Aside from that: I find the following few "tips" help a lot.

Your post implied that you weren't fully naked every time. That is probably your problem. You have to be a bit bold and take it all off. That isn't to say you need to wait for her and spin it like a propeller when she opens the door (although, that probably can't hurt), but you need to make it clear that you are comfortable being naked around her.

What you do with your naked self is up to you. I either just lay face down with my bare ass exposed or try to time it so that I am "just taking off my underpants" when she opens the door to check on me, depending on the circumstances. Some people like to do the "suggestive" towel barely draped over your ass, but I don't really see any point to that. If she wants to cover you she'll do it.

Aside from that: I personally don't verbally initiate, as some have suggested. I am much more a fan of either having a simple conversation on the flip ("What you want?" "Full service" "and Dollar" "Okay") or, in the case of dancing around the LEO check, just gesturing with my eyes as I am on my back at half or full mast. Letting her know to keep going is good though. '.

And to build on the "take off your damned clothes" comment: Do what you can to be visibly excited on the flip. You don't need to be rock hard, but you also shouldn't be completely flaccid. Obviously how you do this is up to you.

And lastly: I've never offered to do it myself at a massage parlor (did have a good time at a lingerie show in Portland though). But from talking to a friend who did: You'll pretty much never get anything out of that provider after she knows you'll pay her to DIY.

If you do intend to do this more seriously and don't want to risk failure, the suggested rubmaps subscription is probably a good idea. I'd personally like to at least check one out, but needing to give them a credit card or engage in weird shenanigans is just idiotic in the era of cryptocurrency.

[Max #01]

I'm going to go back next Sunday for one last visit and see how it goes, I'll report back.

I would buy a subscription to RubMaps (advertiser here on USASG) and read the reviews fr the AMP you're visiting. You can easily find out what is on the menu, what other patrons have experienced, and the overall vibe of the AMP. I'm not sure where you are located, so I can't comment on the AMPs in a particular area or city. Please PM me if you want to get more specific.

[Makon Make]

I'm going to go back next Sunday for one last visit and see how it goes, I'll report back.

Just ask her Dude or show her by putting her hand on you there. You don't need to pussy foot around anymore.

It's possible that is a non-erotic shop. But you can just come out with it at this point.

[Bronc0]

Okay so there is an AMP that in a short distance to my home in a strip mall, not in a great area but not really a bad area either, has been open for about a year. I found the place in December and have been visiting once a month for 4 months, they call me by name so I'm obviously a semi regular now. I use the same woman each time, she speaks little English, or so it seems and is probably mid 30's and Asian. The place is ran by a younger Asian guy who runs the front desk and speaks decent English with a heavy accent and all I see working there are other women and none of them speak English. The place is pay after the fact and I heard them tell a guy once he needed to tip if the girl did a good job after the guy stiffed her, its 60.00 for an one hour massage and 90.00 for an hour and a half, sign out front says BODY MASSAGE and the place has the typical Asian massage parlor name. There are not any reviews on this place other than Google and Yelp, this is the norm for my area, people do not share information once they find a good spot because the do not want it to get shut down, the cops are diligent here.

So there is the back story, today was my 4th visit with the same woman, pretty much the same massage each visit, today things went a little further. Completely naked, 50 bucks laying on the table every time, she has no problems with roaming hands an any location, she does a combo, hand over warm towels, hot oil and stone, with the oil she teases a ton while you are on your back, no area doesn't get grazed or touched more than once. I smile, tell her she looks pretty today, she pretends to blush, on the flip she uses a small sheet and massages you through that, pressing and probing all around the best spots, afterwards a kiss on the cheek and a hug from her and she leaves..

Just ask her Dude or show her by putting her hand on you there. You don't need to pussy foot around anymore.

It's possible that is a non-erotic shop. But you can just come out with it at this point.

[Makon Make]

Okay so there is an AMP that in a short distance to my home in a strip mall, not in a great area but not really a bad area either, has been open for about a year. I found the place in December and have been visiting once a month for 4 months, they call me by name so I'm obviously a semi regular now. I use the same woman each time, she speaks little English, or so it seems and is probably mid 30's and Asian. The place is ran by a younger Asian guy who runs the front desk and speaks decent English with a heavy accent and all I see working there are other women and none of them speak English. The place is pay after the fact and I heard them tell a guy once he needed to tip if the girl did a good job after the guy stiffed her, its 60.00 for an one hour massage and 90.00 for an hour and a half, sign out front says BODY MASSAGE and the place has the typical Asian massage parlor name. There are not any reviews on this place other than Google and Yelp, this is the norm for my area, people do not share information once they find a good spot because the do not want it to get shut down, the cops are diligent here.

So there is the back story, today was my 4th visit with the same woman, pretty much the same massage each visit, today things went a little further. Completely naked, 50 bucks laying on the table every time, she has no problems with roaming hands an any location, she does a combo, hand over warm towels, hot oil and stone, with the oil she teases a ton while you are on your back, no area doesn't get grazed or touched more than once. I smile, tell her she looks pretty today, she pretends to blush, on the flip she uses a small sheet and massages you through that, pressing and probing all around the best spots, afterwards a kiss on the cheek and a hug from her and she leaves.

Today was very sensual, more time in the usual spots, money still on the table, she took every chance to look at my junk and smile so when she was massaging right up high on the innner thigh she asked if it feels good, I tell her it feels amazing and to not stop, she smiles and keeps on going, but never offereing anything else, I finally ask her if I can do it and she says yes, then looks towards the door and makes the shush sign while she keeps massaging me there. She moves to a different spot still working on the same places and when I reach for my business she pushes my hand away and whispers "You come back tomorrow". I'm pretty sure the "you come back tomorrow" Is just to get my money and nothing else is going to happen, I tip her 20 bucks regardless as I was trying to let them know I was here for business.

So am I doing something wrong? I have been told a ton all of my life I look like a cop, whatever a cop looks like, or have I just stumbled across a highly sensual normal massage, and a damn good massage too.