Stupid Shit in Roanoke

[SlapNutts]

I used to see the boss occasionally at AHC, but never see them anymore. Not wanting to ask the provider to see the boss, so usually I will voice my experiences / issues here and it seems to help. I think many of them read the forum. At least a couple of the bosses I have spoken with that knew English over the years said they do read the massage forum on here. Once I found out that at least some of the bosses read the massage forum here I started posting whenever things become not as good as expected and usually in a short time things get better. With the smart phone apps available now it's easy for them to read because with the apps you can point your camera at the English words and it quickly converts them to Chinese. Thats good to know about Jojo's I don't get to Lynchburg often, but when I am there I will try them.

Well if you are in the Roanoke area I wouldn't say Jojo's is worth the approximate hours drive. To tell you the truth It all depends on the girl really. As no matter the occupation you'll always find employees that cut corners and take longer breaks or do a half ass jobs, etc. But the majority of the time you get the full time or close to it there. I been in the hobby since 2014 and If I had to take a guess maybe 3 times I've been shorted more than the typical 5-10 minutes there. Table shower is included with the hour massage, but half the time you have to ask for it, also the menu is very limited and you won't get what AHC is famous for.

[GreatTimes]

The best you can do in that situation is complain to the Boss whenever possible, normally they make it right. I paid for a half hour at BP a few years ago and was back in my car in 15 minutes after a brief massage and jackhammer. At that time I had Alice's number and texted her to complain and she gave me my next half hour free a month later when a new girl replaced the time shorter. . Myself and one other on this site had time shortages at Jojo's as well and complained and got our next visits for free.

At Jojo's if you pay for a hour most of the time you get it or close to it depending on the broad. Then there are the broads that short you 5-10 minutes, any more than that is when I complain.

I used to see the boss occasionally at AHC, but never see them anymore. Not wanting to ask the provider to see the boss, so usually I will voice my experiences / issues here and it seems to help. I think many of them read the forum. At least a couple of the bosses I have spoken with that knew English over the years said they do read the massage forum on here. Once I found out that at least some of the bosses read the massage forum here I started posting whenever things become not as good as expected and usually in a short time things get better. With the smart phone apps available now it's easy for them to read because with the apps you can point your camera at the English words and it quickly converts them to Chinese. Thats good to know about Jojo's I don't get to Lynchburg often, but when I am there I will try them.

[SlapNutts]

I don't get pissed about being shorted, I just won't go back for a couple months, that's all. In the past most of the ladies have provided full hour, as of past several months they have not. You are totally correct, I agree AMP's are known for shorting time, but in the past I have had full hour sessions. Even 50 minutes is okay with me, but 30 minutes is not okay.

The best you can do in that situation is complain to the Boss whenever possible, normally they make it right. I paid for a half hour at BP a few years ago and was back in my car in 15 minutes after a brief massage and jackhammer. At that time I had Alice's number and texted her to complain and she gave me my next half hour free a month later when a new girl replaced the time shorter. . Myself and one other on this site had time shortages at Jojo's as well and complained and got our next visits for free.

At Jojo's if you pay for a hour most of the time you get it or close to it depending on the broad. Then there are the broads that short you 5-10 minutes, any more than that is when I complain.

[GreatTimes]

Like you always say " You totally missed the point " . Let's be real here. Whether you like to to rushed or not, the facts are at establishments best know for the "extras" , 99 % of the time you won't get a decent massage AT all, usually just a quick oily back and leg rub. They know why you are there, and the massage is just a formality, so doesn't make sense to pay for a hour, as time and time again you will be shorted. One thing we do agree on is you should get the time you pay for, BUT in the AMP world it rarely happens. So why set yourself up to get pissed off and pay for a hour when 99 % of the time you Will be shorted?. At AHC I recommend everyone to do the smart thing, and just pay for a half hour. However If you need a world class massage and a full hour and don't want to be rushed just go to a place like Massage Envy.

I don't get pissed about being shorted, I just won't go back for a couple months, that's all. In the past most of the ladies have provided full hour, as of past several months they have not. You are totally correct, I agree AMP's are known for shorting time, but in the past I have had full hour sessions. Even 50 minutes is okay with me, but 30 minutes is not okay.

[SlapNutts]

I like a full hour, I don't like to be rushed everyone has their likes. If you like half hour that's great nothing wrong with that, just like there is nothing wrong with wanting the full hour. I don't mind paying the extra 20 bucks but I expect an hour. Just like if I were to pay for half hour I would expect the full half hour. With the right ladies I use the whole hour. Still don't understand why you are so hung up on what I do and obsess over me. You do what you like and I will do what I like. You should think about attending some anger management classes.

Like you always say " You totally missed the point " . Let's be real here. Whether you like to to rushed or not, the facts are at establishments best know for the "extras" , 99 % of the time you won't get a decent massage AT all, usually just a quick oily back and leg rub. They know why you are there, and the massage is just a formality, so doesn't make sense to pay for a hour, as time and time again you will be shorted. One thing we do agree on is you should get the time you pay for, BUT in the AMP world it rarely happens. So why set yourself up to get pissed off and pay for a hour when 99 % of the time you Will be shorted?. At AHC I recommend everyone to do the smart thing, and just pay for a half hour. However If you need a world class massage and a full hour and don't want to be rushed just go to a place like Massage Envy.

[GreatTimes]

You know what's hilarious. You claim "As far as tipping heavier, when I get top notch service which I used to get in the past I tip more than average, just like I do in other service industries like restaurants etc. I believe in rewarding excellent service ".

Then you say.

"Because of being cheated out of the 20 bucks I will not see her again during her time in Roanoke for that 2 month visit, so she misses the heavy tips of several visits over cheating me out of my 20 on one visit!! She literally misses more than 1000 over 20 bucks LOL but hey everyone makes their choices.

SO in your own words "Top notch service" and "rewarding excellent service" is just when you get all your time? LOL and that in return gets a "Heavy tip" . AS you stated "She literally misses more than 1000 over 20 bucks" by shorting your time. So you expect us to believe everything else was ""Top notch service" except for the time shortage?. If you had half a brain you'd know to only get a half hour there, or go back the next time and get a half hour if everything else about her was ""Top notch service" and not cry about it on here.

I like a full hour, I don't like to be rushed everyone has their likes. If you like half hour that's great nothing wrong with that, just like there is nothing wrong with wanting the full hour. I don't mind paying the extra 20 bucks but I expect an hour. Just like if I were to pay for half hour I would expect the full half hour. With the right ladies I use the whole hour. Still don't understand why you are so hung up on what I do and obsess over me. You do what you like and I will do what I like. You should think about attending some anger management classes. Also, just so you know, you can put me on ignore and it will hide my posts from you so you don't get triggered.

[SlapNutts]

Hi, thank you very much Sir for letting me know. I didn't know that but am not surprised LOL this guy is bat shit crazy!! My original post was a normal post, the part that triggered him was just supporting facts. He is like a new puppy, he is annoying because he poops in the floor and is difficult to train but is fun to play with, he is just so easy! LOL. And his profile name is just priceless, it is so very descriptive it is hilarious. I know I shouldn't keep replying to a moron but it's just too funny not to!

Whatever you say Quasimodo You 300 lb fat piece of shit. I bet Ten bucks you and Your butt buddy CentralVaGuy toss each others salads, and I hope you are tipping him "HEAVILY".

Because when It comes to ass munching I'm also willing to bet he gives Excellent service.

[GreatTimes]

Check this same Forum category in Lynchburg- the Admin had to move a bunch of posts there due to this guy. Don't waste your time replying to him.

Hi, thank you very much Sir for letting me know. I didn't know that but am not surprised LOL this guy is bat shit crazy!! My original post was a normal post, the part that triggered him was just supporting facts. He is like a new puppy, he is annoying because he poops in the floor and is difficult to train but is fun to play with, he is just so easy! LOL. And his profile name is just priceless, it is so very descriptive it is hilarious. I know I shouldn't keep replying to a moron but it's just too funny not to!

[SlapNutts]

You just seem like an angry little man. You call yourself "slapnutts" I would rather be an angry little man! Still using your trigger words about every post. Thought you were done with me several posts ago. While it's strange you obsess over me it kinda makes me feel special. Thank you for that.

You know what's hilarious. You claim "As far as tipping heavier, when I get top notch service which I used to get in the past I tip more than average, just like I do in other service industries like restaurants etc. I believe in rewarding excellent service ".

Then you say.

"Because of being cheated out of the 20 bucks I will not see her again during her time in Roanoke for that 2 month visit, so she misses the heavy tips of several visits over cheating me out of my 20 on one visit!! She literally misses more than 1000 over 20 bucks LOL but hey everyone makes their choices.

SO in your own words "Top notch service" and "rewarding excellent service" is just when you get all your time? LOL and that in return gets a "Heavy tip" . AS you stated "She literally misses more than 1000 over 20 bucks" by shorting your time. So you expect us to believe everything else was ""Top notch service" except for the time shortage?. If you had half a brain you'd know to only get a half hour there, or go back the next time and get a half hour if everything else about her was ""Top notch service" and not cry about it on here.

[GreatTimes]

If that's the case, you went out of your way to locate this section and reply, sounds like you're stalking me "Heavy Tipper". P.S. Calling someone "an angry little man" IS Trash Talking you Stupid Idiot.

You just seem like an angry little man. You call yourself "slapnutts" I would rather be an angry little man! Still using your trigger words about every post. Thought you were done with me several posts ago. While it's strange you obsess over me it kinda makes me feel special. Thank you for that.

[SlapNutts]

It was your post they moved to this section after that all replies follow. Yes trash talking all you have done, I just responded, I have never responded to any of your actual post trash talking you and never will. I will however always respond when you reply to my post talking trash.

If that's the case, you went out of your way to locate this section and reply, sounds like you're stalking me "Heavy Tipper". P.S. Calling someone "an angry little man" IS Trash Talking you Stupid Idiot.

[Central Va Guy]

Check this same Forum category in Lynchburg- the Admin had to move a bunch of posts there due to this guy. Don't waste your time replying to him.

It was your post they moved to this section after that all replies follow. Yes trash talking all you have done, I just responded, I have never responded to any of your actual post trash talking you and never will. I will however always respond when you reply to my post talking trash. You are still obsessed with me I don't get it, and to be triggered by heavy and heavier very unusual. You are an angry little man, I thought you were done with me several posts ago?

[GreatTimes]

I'm not stupid like you, I know where the original post was. I'm talking about now and where the last 5-6 posts (maybe more) are. What a Schmuck! You say Admin moved it to this section because all the trash talking I was doing?. That's funny because your posts were moved as well. But in your delusional mind apparently you didn't do any trash talking, it was ALL me. You got a screw loose for sure if you think that!.

Admin like most others probably realize your talk of "HEAVY TIPPING" and "TIPPING HEAVIER THAN MOST" is useless talk as well. But Yeah you showed her, that lost 1000 in "HEAVY TIP MONEY" was a devastating financial blow, I don't think she'll ever recover. What a Joke you are.

It was your post they moved to this section after that all replies follow. Yes trash talking all you have done, I just responded, I have never responded to any of your actual post trash talking you and never will. I will however always respond when you reply to my post talking trash. You are still obsessed with me I don't get it, and to be triggered by heavy and heavier very unusual. You are an angry little man, I thought you were done with me several posts ago?

[SlapNutts]

My orignal post was under the massage section, you can go back and look. Admin moved it to this section because of all the trash talk you were doing. You are obsessed with talking trash, and you are obsessed with me, I don't know why but whatever. It's very strange that the words heavy, and heavier trigger you, I have never known anyone to be trigger by those two words. I was surprised Admin didn't cancel your post replying to my original post because it was useless trash talk, but I think they are probably being entertained too much at the back and fourth. You make me laugh, you are an angry little man. I did not make fun of your profile name I complemented you on it because it was a great choice. Never said you were gay, I figured you were Bi. By the way, I thought you were done with me?

I'm not stupid like you, I know where the original post was. I'm talking about now and where the last 5-6 posts (maybe more) are. What a Schmuck! You say Admin moved it to this section because all the trash talking I was doing?. That's funny because your posts were moved as well. But in your delusional mind apparently you didn't do any trash talking, it was ALL me. You got a screw loose for sure if you think that!.

Admin like most others probably realize your talk of "HEAVY TIPPING" and "TIPPING HEAVIER THAN MOST" is useless talk as well. But Yeah you showed her, that lost 1000 in "HEAVY TIP MONEY" was a devastating financial blow, I don't think she'll ever recover. What a Joke you are.

[Happy Guy 2]

I can see why this thread is called Stupid Shit!!

Carry on Mr. Admin.