2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Susan Carter]

Hi guys,

I'm Susan Carter. I'm in Alaska and will be in Seattle overnight on the 24th.

E-mail me for info and deals.

[Civ2000]

Unable to find the gal with the blinking lights in her hair, I settled for Darla. She is about 5'4" with short cropped blonde hair and has been reported on here quite a few times. Very good service and great attitude. I didn't find her extremely attractive, but she more than makes up for it otherwise. She was working the AAA stroll.

One thing to note: she starts off with an extremely high pricing list, (like every good businesswoman should) but comes down rather quickly. I'm almost embarrassed at how little I paid for the cbj. I can see a possible GFE if I bought a room and got FS. Only real drawback was a very strong cigarette smoke odor on her. Otherwise a 5/8/8.

Civ2000

P. S. As I was watching the tube earlier tonight I saw an advertisement for Oprah tomorrow (Monday at 4 p.m.). The basic premise of the show is about all the young suburbanite girls working as part-time SW's in the big cities. Sounds a lot like what we have going on here in Seattle and it might be interesting. I'm setting VCR to record right now.

[Web Builder]

I am not sure I would want to admit that I picked up a woman with blinking hair and she fell asleep while we were making love. LOL At least you had one last night!

[No Good]

Hey there

Every club in town -- even the sh*tty downtown Deja Vu -- has extras available. Some are better than others, of course. Rapport is everything.

Jimi

Some times those chicks in the clubs are realy proud of them selfs. Was at fox's (Tacoma) a couple weeks a go and BSing with a stripper after a table dance and she let me know she did private meetings at the "hot Tubs" in Federal way for the low low price of $$$$! Told her for that price she would have to come home with me , clean my house , mow my lawn and wash my truck in addition to my animal needs.

Seldom got a great deal from the clubs. Did get a nice rubbing from a chick at the players club (Lakewood) a couple years ago, But two 20$ table dances to nut in my pants. But she had a nice touch,

Up To No Good

[Colnago]

Did anyone see a wsw out near the AAA with a crown of blinking lights in her hair wearing all white? If you did, that is Jessica. Had strait sex tonight. She has incredible control of her pussy muscles and will tighten and lossen them up in rythmn with your thrusts. She can literally milk you dry. She fell asleep in my car for about an hour, which delayed my trip home, but she looks so innocent when she is sleeping I did not have the heart to wake her.

[Jimi Hendrix]

Hey Jimi,

Which clubs are you able to get extras in? I know this is very big in Houston, but I wasn't able to find to much in Seattle.

Every club in town -- even the sh*tty downtown Deja Vu -- has extras available. Some are better than others, of course. Rapport is everything.

Jimi

[Titman]

Picked up Candy in same area. 5'7", nice big rack, looked like she was poured into the jeans, lite BSW, lite redish hair. Kicked her out before she was hardly seated. I am extremely allergic to roses, most smelly flowers and almost all perfumes. She was so loaded with purfumes it almost instantly watered my eyes. I had problems for 20 minutes after that looking into headlights. I hate women who wear purfume no matter how good they are.
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WB:

Yes, I posted about her a year or so ago after I picked her up on East Marginal. GREAT hooters, great ass, and I couldn't bear to have her in the car. I'm not allergic, but she must pour on the perfume. YECCCCH.

T-Man

[Banditcam]

I've posted a few times here. Til now it's only been about sightings. I used to drive this real POS that I think scared the talent away.

Anyway, the last couple days I noticed an increase of SW activity near the Kmart/Ross area on 99.

Thursday I tried getting the attention a cute young BSW walking back and fourth between the BK and the bus stop... she finally got in a sedan, and I gave up.

Last night though (friday), I saw several cute young WSWs... Walking betwwen 130th and 145th. Traffic was tough, and I lost two to other mongers before I got Moet's attention. About 5'8" 120 .. long broun hair...

She came over and got in my car. She asked right away to do the check... I said let's get outta here first... that was fine.

As we were parking, she made a call... said it was her sister... but I couldd hear a guy answer.. she told him she "was busy" he said okay and she hung up.

We found a spot and she quoted me 1. for fs and .5 for bj .... I offered her .35 and she said okay.

After she had the cash.. she asked if cbj was ok... disappointed, and really not wanting to be any trouble since this was my first sw in about 10 years I agreed.

After gettting the cover on, she proceded to give a pretty lackluster performance. she pulled up her shit to reaveal a pair of nice C cups, but left her winter coat on... and just bobbed up and down til it was done.

I wouldnt say it was the worst bj I ever had... but definatly not the best. She was young a cute though. I asked how old, she said she turns 19 next week. She could easily pass for 16 though.

I am not a senior member, I'm not sure what the rules are here about passing on her number....but I got her digits.

Banditcam

[My Alias]

Did anyone see this? In San Antonio, new regulations require strippers to wear their business license/permits while they dance. Here's the story link, http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/nation...ping%20Permits

[Web Builder]

Cruised the 272nd and Pac hiway so to Kent DesMoines road a few times from 7pm to almost 9 pm. Saw lots of bSW's, atleast 12. Picked up China near 260th, $ for 20 minutes, $$.5 for an hour. No kissing. Kicked her to the curb. Picked up Candy in same area. 5'7", nice big rack, looked like she was poured into the jeans, lite BSW, lite redish hair. Kicked her out before she was hardly seated. I am extremely allergic to roses, most smelly flowers and almost all perfumes. She was so loaded with purfumes it almost instantly watered my eyes. I had problems for 20 minutes after that looking into headlights. I hate women who wear purfume no matter how good they are. Picked up a 19 yo WSW. New to the game, 5'9, 150 or so. Nice face, big rack, some flab around the waist and but. Hard to see that in the dark with coats on. She didn't want to kiss, couldn't put my fingers in the finger warmer. Had a hard time deciding she really wanted to have sex. This was a mistake. I didn't even try to remember her name or get her number. $ down the filter and not a fun experience besides. For what I spent last night I can make a phone call and have some of the best in town.

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[Who Cares #2]

Thanks for all the feedback fellas. I got quite a few private messages. Who knew that there was this level of frustration with the hobby (both in the general and private sense). In any case, Im just glad that nothing even worse happened.

Sex is such a powerful drive isn't it? I drove myself nuts putting myself through college and a masters just to get the good job so I could find the good woman, etc. but it's been tough. "Outsourcing" the job of releasing some tension will have to do for now. And while I'm in a clear state of mind I suppose I should remind everyone not to let the little head do the thinking. Some advanced planning always helps.

As for the leather seat, I used Meguires 2 in 1 leather cleaner/conditioner and it got most of the lipstick out. I'm going to try rubbing alcohol for the little bit that's left although I think that would dry out the leather. I suppose this would be a good tip for other fellow mongers.

[SoSoundGuy]

Bummer about the sister WC#2, try some rubbing alcohol on the lipstick.

[Civ2000]

Who Cares # 2, Thanks for that post. I was going to go cruising tonight, but after reading what you wrote I don't think I will. That's the way all my cruises have turned out lately.

Instead, I think I will use the .30 I would have spent on a lousy five-minute Denny Park bbbj and buy myself a nice dinner at 13 Coins.

Hmmm...The delectable pan-fried oysters or the delicious Seafood Venetia? Decisions, decisions.

Thanks again. I owe you one.

Civ2000

[Rock Drums]

Hey, Pete. How recently have you ridden Tiffany? I spend $-$$ in an evening at strip clubs from time to time for CHJ or BBHJ plus extras. Might as well cut to the chase and get a half hour of FS from a woman of equal caliber.

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky... -- Jimi

Hey Jimi,

Which clubs are you able to get extras in? I know this is very big in Houston, but I wasn't able to find to much in Seattle.

[Who Cares #2]

My fav provider Stacy had said it was her birthday yesterday and she wouldn’t be working so I went trolling last night from about 85 to 155 on Aurora for alternatives since it was a clear and relatively warm. I spotted a lot of girls walking in pairs. Saw one pair of bsw’s, a bsw and a hsw, two pairs of wsw’s. I also saw a blonde woman missing some of her teeth and a blonde with wavy hair in a puffy black jacket strolling north of the blockbuster. She was the most attractive of the lot so I tried to pick her up. I wasn’t nearly quick enough since there were a lot of mongers out last night too. Each time I pulled up in front of her someone pulled up a little closer to her behind me and she went with them. That happened 3 times over the course of the night. I suppose she might have not noticed me since I actually obeyed the traffic laws unlike a lot of our brethren last night. In the meantime I searched for alternatives.

There were also about 4 sw’s in the bus shelter in front of that donut shop. I was luck and noticed a cop with his lights off; he pulled up to those sw’s as someone was nearing a pick-up and scattered them like chickens. I had been about to attempt pick-up the hsw (5’6”, thin side of hwp, early 20’s) and was still considering doing it further away in the parking lot. But I decided against it since that cop decided to park in front of the donut shop with his light on. Those 4 sw’s decided to call it a night apparently and all left. I saw one of the bsw’s who was wearing a puffy white parka get into a cab. Later at that same spot, a very pretty civilian girl was walking to the bust stop and a Mercedes sports car pulled up by her. She just kept walking but the Mercedes kept right beside her. The funny thing was that there were 5 cars lined-up right behind that Benz! There were 2 other pretty civilians at the bus stop and they all looked perturbed at that line of cars. Can we all please try and keep it discrete fellas?

I went north on 99 and saw a pair of wsw’s. One was about 5’3”, light brown hair, early 20’s, HWP, sort of large forehead while her friend was 5’5”, blondish hair, early 20’s, 135#. I swung into a lot hoping to pick-up the shorter girl but once again I was foiled and someone else got to them first after they ignored my first pass.

I decided to call it a night after 2 hours of fruitless cruising and drove south on 99 to head home when I spotted yet another pair of wsw’s. I pulled into a motel parking lot right behind a red pick-up truck with a camper shell. The pair split and the thinner one approached my car. She was blonde, about 5’7”, 150# (much bigger than I usually like), around a 6 in looks, late 20’s or early 30’s and called herself Monica or Monique (not worth remembering in any case). She asked to see the Johnson and agreed to $.4 for a cbj after the check. I found out too late that she was a smoker because she had that bad smoker’s odor about her. Like an idiot, I found that I only had a $.5 bill and $.34 in other assorted bills. I hand her the $.5 and she actually mouthed off at me, “Why’d you ask for $.4 if you had $.5?” She then offered a bbbj in a quasi sweet voice for the additional $.34 and showed-off her tongue stud as enticement. I should’ve kicked her to the curb but I was tired and horny from a night’s worth of searching and said, just blow-me. After I didn’t finish after just a couple of minutes of the cbj, she switched to the hand to finish and even took a call from her sister (the other wsw who looked very similar to her but weighed about 20#’s more) during the manual release. She had the temerity to ask for a tip afterwards. When she offered her number I just told her I’d see her around. Avoid her like the plague fellow mongers. I can’t imagine her sister is any better.

And to top it all off I found out in my car this morning that she had drop a chunk of lipstick on my leather seats and smeared it in with her fat ass. F*@#!!! Anyone know how to clean that out?