Ridiculous stuff escorts say and do

[Hard211]

I saw this one and had to share. This seemed to be the most appropriate place since I have no intention of finding out if she's real or not. I called and was quoted $500 for 15 minutes. First time I've ever actually laughed at a hooker over the phone. I don't think she appreciated my response.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/41908376/

Those are rates the girls on reddit sex workers try to charge. Everything bad those harpies said about you guys over here turns on to be drama over blown (pun intended).

[ReadyForRub]

I saw this one and had to share. This seemed to be the most appropriate place since I have no intention of finding out if she's real or not. I called and was quoted $500 for 15 minutes. First time I've ever actually laughed at a hooker over the phone. I don't think she appreciated my response.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/41908376/

She might have beeN considering donating to you! LOL.

[Hobbyist256]

I saw this one and had to share. This seemed to be the most appropriate place since I have no intention of finding out if she's real or not. I called and was quoted $500 for 15 minutes. First time I've ever actually laughed at a hooker over the phone. I don't think she appreciated my response.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/41908376/

[Fdottt]

Was ghosted by a provider this weekend. 4 hours later she got back to me. Normally I would be pissed, but she gave me the best excuse I have ever heard. She tells me, and I quote, my son was having seizures, he must of kicked the phone off the bed and I had no clue you called to tell me you were at the cross street. Now, if he actually was having these, I really apologize for making any type of joke out of this.

"My son was having seizures at the exact moment you were across the street" LOL Man fuck these hoes don't give it any believability.

[LoveSmallPerky]

Was ghosted by a provider this weekend. 4 hours later she got back to me. Normally I would be pissed, but she gave me the best excuse I have ever heard. She tells me, and I quote, my son was having seizures, he must of kicked the phone off the bed and I had no clue you called to tell me you were at the cross street. Now, if he actually was having these, I really apologize for making any type of joke out of this.

My thinking is that with the younger generation always being on the phones and her having made plans to meet, she would / should have known where her phone was. Yes, it is a bit of a stretch for a plausible excuse, BUT.

[Meijerslp]

Was ghosted by a provider this weekend. 4 hours later she got back to me. Normally I would be pissed, but she gave me the best excuse I have ever heard. She tells me, and I quote, my son was having seizures, he must of kicked the phone off the bed and I had no clue you called to tell me you were at the cross street. Now, if he actually was having these, I really apologize for making any type of joke out of this.

[Bildo]

Contacted a provider yesterday about her services. Wants 120 for massage and oral. Told me she would do FS only after I visited her 2 times for massage and oral. I declined her limited ripoff menu. So now she goes into this sob story that she's going to loose her kid and house because she was robbed. WTF does being robbed have to do with losing your kid. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. This is right from the start. Most wait till after a session with there sob story looking for a good tip. She probably losing her kid because she s drug addict and the courts find her unfit to have custody. Although she probably doesn't have a kid or house. I find drug addicted providers to be most manipulative and narcissistic people on earth.

Clear Your Inbox, I tried sending you a PM.

Thanks.

- Bill.

[CumHere]

Here's some of the tidbits I got from one who burned me when I called her on it.

"The fact is you can't force me to do shit I don't GIVE A FUCK WHAT you THINK you PAID FOR I don't TAKE PAYMENTS I ACCEPT DONATIONS ITS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE AND you DINT DEMAND SHIT AND YOU don't CONTROL ME ONCE A DONATION IS MADE ".

(She's right about that last part. That's what the Ripoff Reports are for. But got to love the "donation not payment" part.).
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("I see. So you really enjoy making out with a fat old guy and the $200 had nothing to do with it".).

" I DID IT WAS FUN AND THE DONATIONS ARE WHAT MOTIVATED ME TO POST AN AD IN THE FIRST PLACE TO PROVIDE NECESSITIES FOR MY CHILDREN IF I don't WANT TO I won't AND NO ONE IS FORCING IT ON ME and TO DISRESPECT ME AS IF I'm NOT HUMAN IS WHEN YOU REALLY FUCKED UP".

(Spew of denial. The incoherence is sorta cute. I didn't disrespect her until *after* she took the money and said no.).
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"NO YOU DONATE MONEY AND HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY A GOOD TIME WITH THAT PERSON SOMETIMES YOU DO SOMETIMES you don't THATS A RISK YOU TAKE. ".

(Add that to your EB ad, b!tch, and see how that goes over.).

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"I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY FUCKING NO WHAT PART OF THAT don't YOU UNDERSTAND ".

(The part where I had already paid you the same money I paid 10 times before to perform the same act 10 times before.).

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These aren't NASA scientists on sabbatical we're dealing with here.

Oh well, she's in a motel sucking dicks, I'm in my house in the suburbs, picking out hotter, younger, tighter for my next session.

Do you have a link to this" rocket scientist " who is not a hooker but has picked-up the hobby of sucking dick and making cum disappear? All the while accepting tips for her performances. Like a street musician. Only her specialty is the skin flute!! LMFAO.

[StanleyStankas]

Here's some of the tidbits I got from one who burned me when I called her on it.

"The fact is you can't force me to do shit I don't GIVE A FUCK WHAT you THINK you PAID FOR I don't TAKE PAYMENTS I ACCEPT DONATIONS ITS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE AND you DINT DEMAND SHIT AND YOU don't CONTROL ME ONCE A DONATION IS MADE ".

(She's right about that last part. That's what the Ripoff Reports are for. But got to love the "donation not payment" part.).
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("I see. So you really enjoy making out with a fat old guy and the $200 had nothing to do with it".).

" I DID IT WAS FUN AND THE DONATIONS ARE WHAT MOTIVATED ME TO POST AN AD IN THE FIRST PLACE TO PROVIDE NECESSITIES FOR MY CHILDREN IF I don't WANT TO I won't AND NO ONE IS FORCING IT ON ME and TO DISRESPECT ME AS IF I'm NOT HUMAN IS WHEN YOU REALLY FUCKED UP".

(Spew of denial. The incoherence is sorta cute. I didn't disrespect her until *after* she took the money and said no.).
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"NO YOU DONATE MONEY AND HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY A GOOD TIME WITH THAT PERSON SOMETIMES YOU DO SOMETIMES you don't THATS A RISK YOU TAKE. ".

(Add that to your EB ad, b!tch, and see how that goes over.).

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"I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY FUCKING NO WHAT PART OF THAT don't YOU UNDERSTAND ".

(The part where I had already paid you the same money I paid 10 times before to perform the same act 10 times before.).

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These aren't NASA scientists on sabbatical we're dealing with here.

Oh well, she's in a motel sucking dicks, I'm in my house in the suburbs, picking out hotter, younger, tighter for my next session.

I don't think any mensa meetings will be forming around her as well! Course I know one who says in her eros ad that she "studied at an all girls school in switzerland" where only 3% of applicants "are accepted". Of course back when eccie was up and functional I chatted with a few mongers about her and said and I quote "in reality she got her education from the mattresses and streets of new orleans". Hey look as johnny lennon sang out "whatever gets you thru the night" peace out stosh!

[George Stark]

Here's some of the tidbits I got from one who burned me when I called her on it.

"The fact is you can't force me to do shit I don't GIVE A FUCK WHAT you THINK you PAID FOR I don't TAKE PAYMENTS I ACCEPT DONATIONS ITS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE AND you DINT DEMAND SHIT AND YOU don't CONTROL ME ONCE A DONATION IS MADE ".

(She's right about that last part. That's what the Ripoff Reports are for. But got to love the "donation not payment" part.).
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("I see. So you really enjoy making out with a fat old guy and the $200 had nothing to do with it".).

" I DID IT WAS FUN AND THE DONATIONS ARE WHAT MOTIVATED ME TO POST AN AD IN THE FIRST PLACE TO PROVIDE NECESSITIES FOR MY CHILDREN IF I don't WANT TO I won't AND NO ONE IS FORCING IT ON ME and TO DISRESPECT ME AS IF I'm NOT HUMAN IS WHEN YOU REALLY FUCKED UP".

(Spew of denial. The incoherence is sorta cute. I didn't disrespect her until *after* she took the money and said no.).
_-----------------
"NO YOU DONATE MONEY AND HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY A GOOD TIME WITH THAT PERSON SOMETIMES YOU DO SOMETIMES you don't THATS A RISK YOU TAKE. ".

(Add that to your EB ad, b!tch, and see how that goes over.).

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"I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY FUCKING NO WHAT PART OF THAT don't YOU UNDERSTAND ".

(The part where I had already paid you the same money I paid 10 times before to perform the same act 10 times before.).

==================

These aren't NASA scientists on sabbatical we're dealing with here.

Oh well, she's in a motel sucking dicks, I'm in my house in the suburbs, picking out hotter, younger, tighter for my next session.

[Voxx1]

Contacted a provider yesterday about her services. Wants 120 for massage and oral. Told me she would do FS only after I visited her 2 times for massage and oral. I declined her limited ripoff menu. So now she goes into this sob story that she's going to loose her kid and house because she was robbed. WTF does being robbed have to do with losing your kid. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. This is right from the start. Most wait till after a session with there sob story looking for a good tip. She probably losing her kid because she s drug addict and the courts find her unfit to have custody. Although she probably doesn't have a kid or house. I find drug addicted providers to be most manipulative and narcissistic people on earth.

I think I contacted the same person twice that had the same MO and got a similar sob stories. The 1st time her house got robbed and 2nd time she got robbed at gun point right after she cashed her check.

[Chicago41]

"There's no such thing as can't afford you, if he wants to see you he will see you and money won't matter".

This is the most out of touch with reality thing I've ever heard. If it was that easy I would be fucking a hooker every night of my life. I'll bet any amount of money this girl makes 80 k a year fucking old fat dudes and spends every cent of it on drugs, clothes, eating out and other "lifestyle" bullshit.

[Chicago41]

Publicly, especially on escort boards: "I would never do anything uncovered ever, and BBFS is so gross and dangerous!! Who does that? I hate DATY and I make my clients wear a condom for everything, including BJ every time".

Privately: Sucks your dick bare right out of the gate, lets you do down on her like it's nothing and seems to enjoy it (maybe acting, who knows), then climbs on top and immediately puts your dick in her pussy without a condom on. This has happened to me enough times that it's hilarious, especially when they're back on the ho boards next day saying the same stuff LOL.

[Majo1180]

I tried to see this one worker I've seen a couple times the other day.

Her initial response "Can you give me about hour I'm wit my therapists can we meet after that babe?

My response "I've got to pick up my son and won't be able to then. I'll catch you another time".

Her responses 1 minute later "Come now she's just going to go ahead and go we're going to meet next week", "Can you come", Called my phone, "I'm ready if you can come" all in rapid succession.

Me "Finishing up a work meeting".

Her "Okay you want to come after that I don't have anything planned".

I was impressed her therapist comes to see her and not the other way around. LMAO. I had to give her credit for originality.

[Cruising Y]

Contacted a provider yesterday about her services. Wants 120 for massage and oral. Told me she would do FS only after I visited her 2 times for massage and oral. I declined her limited ripoff menu. So now she goes into this sob story that she's going to loose her kid and house because she was robbed. WTF does being robbed have to do with losing your kid. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. This is right from the start. Most wait till after a session with there sob story looking for a good tip. She probably losing her kid because she s drug addict and the courts find her unfit to have custody. Although she probably doesn't have a kid or house. I find drug addicted providers to be most manipulative and narcissistic people on earth.