Stupid Shit in NoVa

[Quriusmrk]

And that is why I hate politics so much. Even in my youth, I hated social studies and learning about American history. Science and math were my subjects of passion because NUMBERS CAN NEVER LIE TO YOU. I've been straight with many women on this. I don't care what side you belong to. I just want to cum in your mouth.

But your story reminds me of my falling out with Kiara. This nutty Latina would strap herself up like a suicide bomber to rescue Trump from jail. Like that's how much of a zealot she is to the Republican Party. Which is ironic in an of itself considering she's from Columbia and in this country illegally. She supports the dude who would kick her out of this country and erect a wall to prevent her from ever making it back to US soil.

As Leguizamo once said, Latinos for trump are like insects supporting Raid! During my first massage session with her happened to be around the time Biden got elected and she was going off about how the election was rigged and yada yada yada. I made the grand mistake of telling her I voted for the guy, and look, I'm neither republican or democrat and if I'm being honest I hate both presidential candidates. For the last 20 years and maybe even longer than that our democracy has been a joke and I think South Park said it best that ultimately our choice boils down to a douche or a turd sandwich. Pick your poison.

But as with all devout political nut jobs. If you're not with them. Your against them. Now at first I thought it was playful. Kiara was a nutcase but when we started fucking she kept calling me Biden, stupid gringo. It was roleplay and kinda hot. I mean this lady was crazy but she was also smoking hot, so there's a tolerance factor and let's just say she wasn't near my threshold of stupid shit she could say before I lost my erection.

But after multiple visits with her. It was clear that because I did not share her view on why the political insurrectionists on January 6th aren't heroes she was going to stop seeing me and providing me services. Basically being the political centrist that I am instantly branded me as a liberal democrat and thus I was her mortal enemy. She stopped taking my calls and when I tried to see her in person at her place of work I was told to go home and she would not service me. Quite pathetic but yeah the lesson here is to just shut your mouth when it comes to politics or find a way to lie through your teeth and indulge their idiotic fantasies.

Politics. The great divider.

I would agree that politics is the great divider which is why I scratch my head about these posts. Why would someone (two guys for that matter) decide to use posting space to condemn political behavior all the while doing the same themselves. Is the story you shared really worth the division you potentially sew with your thinly veiled political positions?

[Frank Digitola]

And that is why I hate politics so much. Even in my youth, I hated social studies and learning about American history. Science and math were my subjects of passion because NUMBERS CAN NEVER LIE TO YOU. I've been straight with many women on this. I don't care what side you belong to. I just want to cum in your mouth.

But your story reminds me of my falling out with Kiara. This nutty Latina would strap herself up like a suicide bomber to rescue Trump from jail. Like that's how much of a zealot she is to the Republican Party. Which is ironic in an of itself considering she's from Columbia and in this country illegally. She supports the dude who would kick her out of this country and erect a wall to prevent her from ever making it back to US soil.

As Leguizamo once said, Latinos for trump are like insects supporting Raid! During my first massage session with her happened to be around the time Biden got elected and she was going off about how the election was rigged and yada yada yada. I made the grand mistake of telling her I voted for the guy, and look, I'm neither republican or democrat and if I'm being honest I hate both presidential candidates. For the last 20 years and maybe even longer than that our democracy has been a joke and I think South Park said it best that ultimately our choice boils down to a douche or a turd sandwich. Pick your poison.

But as with all devout political nut jobs. If you're not with them. Your against them. Now at first I thought it was playful. Kiara was a nutcase but when we started fucking she kept calling me Biden, stupid gringo. It was roleplay and kinda hot. I mean this lady was crazy but she was also smoking hot, so there's a tolerance factor and let's just say she wasn't near my threshold of stupid shit she could say before I lost my erection.

But after multiple visits with her. It was clear that because I did not share her view on why the political insurrectionists on January 6th aren't heroes she was going to stop seeing me and providing me services. Basically being the political centrist that I am instantly branded me as a liberal democrat and thus I was her mortal enemy. She stopped taking my calls and when I tried to see her in person at her place of work I was told to go home and she would not service me. Quite pathetic but yeah the lesson here is to just shut your mouth when it comes to politics or find a way to lie through your teeth and indulge their idiotic fantasies.

Politics. The great divider.

Yeah brah it's crazy. I don't care if you're asking me a softball point of common ground like "So Frank, what do you think of Pol Pot?" I'm in bust mode. I'm not trying to talk about any of that. The bubble booty chick Joanna from Garden in Burke a few years ago stayed in my rotation. She mentioned that my eta was longer than it would usually take one day when I made an appointment. I just so happened to have been visiting my grandmother at the hospital as she had a procedure done. I told her that's what took so long. She started to regularly ask me about my grandparents when I would visit Garden. Although this was a sweet gesture, my grandma was the absolute last thing I wanted to talk about before grabbing handfuls of Chinese booty while I'm being beat off. I told her that almost in those exact words and we shared a laugh. No politics, no religion, no family talk in the AMP.

Frankie

[TheDrowned]

Since you brahs bring Emma up, I feel I should tell you about my last visit with her. As I mentioned in my initial report here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...266&viewfull=1#post4872266.

Reaching out to the number in the Emma ads will lead you to one of two providers. One is an older, blonde, white lady. The other is a woman of North African or Middle Eastern background. The latter is who I saw for three visits. She's also the one most of the brahs here have ended up seeing. The first visit is outlined in my report. The second went practically the same with the only difference being a more prolonged BBBJ with a hand finish. Visit three however took a turn for the unfortunate.

Everything was going fine. Halfway through the CMT portion of my visit though, Emma begins to talk about how thrilled she was with the results of the last election. I am totally cool with shooting the proverbial shit with anyone. There are however a few things that I absolutely do not enjoy discussing while bare ass naked awaiting my opportunity to Grail Spray the plump teddies of a masseuse. Politics are one of those topics. She says and I quote "I'm so glad WE got Mr Trump out of office right? Right? Right Frank?" I pleasantly reply with "The only office I care about is your office and this time I have with you. Know what I mean? Haha.

Although I thought I handled that with a level of grace and smoothness that could only be attained by a ballerina who is also a ninja assassin, my unwillingness to denounce The Donald put her in the funkiest of moods. She went dead silent for the rest of the session, refused to pop the teddies out and gave me a tugger that was so unenthusiastic I couldn't pop. I left with all my baby batter intact. So yeah. With good ole Trump in the news and the election on the horizon, the stage is potentially set for an awkward conversation that could completely sour her mood and ruin your session.

I'm not trying to deter you from scheduling an appointment. After all I went and saw her three times and despite the third visit hiccup I tried to book a few times afterwards to no avail. I'm just trying to provide info that'll help you determine if a visit is worth it or not. If your curiosity is really high I can actually point you in the direction of legit pics. Just hit me up and let me know.

Frankie.

And that is why I hate politics so much. Even in my youth, I hated social studies and learning about American history. Science and math were my subjects of passion because NUMBERS CAN NEVER LIE TO YOU. I've been straight with many women on this. I don't care what side you belong to. I just want to cum in your mouth.

But your story reminds me of my falling out with Kiara. This nutty Latina would strap herself up like a suicide bomber to rescue Trump from jail. Like that's how much of a zealot she is to the Republican Party. Which is ironic in an of itself considering she's from Columbia and in this country illegally. She supports the dude who would kick her out of this country and erect a wall to prevent her from ever making it back to US soil.

As Leguizamo once said, Latinos for trump are like insects supporting Raid! During my first massage session with her happened to be around the time Biden got elected and she was going off about how the election was rigged and yada yada yada. I made the grand mistake of telling her I voted for the guy, and look, I'm neither republican or democrat and if I'm being honest I hate both presidential candidates. For the last 20 years and maybe even longer than that our democracy has been a joke and I think South Park said it best that ultimately our choice boils down to a douche or a turd sandwich. Pick your poison.

But as with all devout political nut jobs. If you're not with them. Your against them. Now at first I thought it was playful. Kiara was a nutcase but when we started fucking she kept calling me Biden, stupid gringo. It was roleplay and kinda hot. I mean this lady was crazy but she was also smoking hot, so there's a tolerance factor and let's just say she wasn't near my threshold of stupid shit she could say before I lost my erection.

But after multiple visits with her. It was clear that because I did not share her view on why the political insurrectionists on January 6th aren't heroes she was going to stop seeing me and providing me services. Basically being the political centrist that I am instantly branded me as a liberal democrat and thus I was her mortal enemy. She stopped taking my calls and when I tried to see her in person at her place of work I was told to go home and she would not service me. Quite pathetic but yeah the lesson here is to just shut your mouth when it comes to politics or find a way to lie through your teeth and indulge their idiotic fantasies.

Politics. The great divider.

[Frank Digitola]

Since you brahs bring Emma up, I feel I should tell you about my last visit with her. As I mentioned in my initial report here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...266&viewfull=1#post4872266.

Reaching out to the number in the Emma ads will lead you to one of two providers. One is an older, blonde, white lady. The other is a woman of North African or Middle Eastern background. The latter is who I saw for three visits. She's also the one most of the brahs here have ended up seeing. The first visit is outlined in my report. The second went practically the same with the only difference being a more prolonged BBBJ with a hand finish. Visit three however took a turn for the unfortunate.

Everything was going fine. Halfway through the CMT portion of my visit though, Emma begins to talk about how thrilled she was with the results of the last election. I am totally cool with shooting the proverbial shit with anyone. There are however a few things that I absolutely do not enjoy discussing while bare ass naked awaiting my opportunity to Grail Spray the plump teddies of a masseuse. Politics are one of those topics. She says and I quote "I'm so glad WE got Mr Trump out of office right? Right? Right Frank?" I pleasantly reply with "The only office I care about is your office and this time I have with you. Know what I mean? Haha.”

Although I thought I handled that with a level of grace and smoothness that could only be attained by a ballerina who is also a ninja assassin, my unwillingness to denounce The Donald put her in the funkiest of moods. She went dead silent for the rest of the session, refused to pop the teddies out and gave me a tugger that was so unenthusiastic I couldn't pop. I left with all my baby batter intact. So yeah. With good ole Trump in the news and the election on the horizon, the stage is potentially set for an awkward conversation that could completely sour her mood and ruin your session.

I'm not trying to deter you from scheduling an appointment. After all I went and saw her three times and despite the third visit hiccup I tried to book a few times afterwards to no avail. I'm just trying to provide info that'll help you determine if a visit is worth it or not. If your curiosity is really high I can actually point you in the direction of legit pics. Just hit me up and let me know.

Frankie.

[Serpin58]

Ms. V has retired. A stalker drive her out of the business. I think we can all guess who.

She's a beautiful attractive, intelligent woman with amazing daughter who's adult- she's better than it! Lord knows I gave her enough money- I really hope she did! Has wonderful life without that crap.

[Serpin58]

Brother Serpin, All said, it kind of makes me wonder what the woman has that could make someone fall so hard for her. Do you have any photos or videos of her that you can share with us? Should you do so I'm sure I can get the brotherhood to consider your reinstatement and in the end welcome you back say after a minor fine or brief suspension. As an aside, isn't Ella (re: the escort Forum) wonderfully photogenic. No at all shy about allowing mongers to pull out their phone and hit record. I think someone there found a website where videos can be posted and simply linked here.

I have huge resentments to her- bashing her is enough! I met her doing Uber part-time while putting my daughter through college- not mongering.

[Coaster42]

Brother Serpin, All said, it kind of makes me wonder what the woman has that could make someone fall so hard for her. Do you have any photos or videos of her that you can share with us? Should you do so I'm sure I can get the brotherhood to consider your reinstatement and in the end welcome you back say after a minor fine or brief suspension. As an aside, isn't Ella (re: the escort Forum) wonderfully photogenic. No at all shy about allowing mongers to pull out their phone and hit record. I think someone there found a website where videos can be posted and simply linked here.

Ms. V has retired. A stalker drive her out of the business. I think we can all guess who.

[LowerBackPain]

Brother Serpin, All said, it kind of makes me wonder what the woman has that could make someone fall so hard for her. Do you have any photos or videos of her that you can share with us? Should you do so I'm sure I can get the brotherhood to consider your reinstatement and in the end welcome you back say after a minor fine or brief suspension. As an aside, isn't Ella (re: the escort Forum) wonderfully photogenic. No at all shy about allowing mongers to pull out their phone and hit record. I think someone there found a website where videos can be posted and simply linked here.

I messaged you inbox 📥 it wasn't even about any provider. You decided to make it open drama and make it about Ms Virginia- good go screw with her double team. Dated her 7 years- gave her daughter more money a year then you give your providers. I picked her up from airport and dropped her off at home when her other BF block me In drive way showing me a sex video of the both of them. 2 months later. That same BF blocked a client I know because she told me. We were still off and on. The dude had to drive around through the niehboors yard! I came her to warn but I was still emotionally upset about everything and handle it wrong- she's truly cunning and manipulative- I apologize to you for my inbox message on a separate matter- happy Friday be safe and farewell.

[TheDrowned]

I messaged you inbox 📥 it wasn't even about any provider. You decided to make it open drama and make it about Ms Virginia- good go screw with her double team. Dated her 7 years- gave her daughter more money a year then you give your providers. I picked her up from airport and dropped her off at home when her other BF block me In drive way showing me a sex video of the both of them. 2 months later. That same BF blocked a client I know because she told me. We were still off and on. The dude had to drive around through the niehboors yard! I came her to warn but I was still emotionally upset about everything and handle it wrong- she's truly cunning and manipulative- I apologize to you for my inbox message on a separate matter- happy Friday be safe and farewell.

This was your PM to me.

" I think you and 4 nicks.

Get off rattling shit! 411 my ass! You get off on telling everyone your experience because of both of you can do it daily! You're both sex alcoholics like I'm alcoholics! You ran into old provider that knows your damn shit! Regular Joe would got something.

Just shut the fuck up for awhile you addict".

Out of the blue, you attacked me, unprovoked.

This is not the ramblings of a sane individual. You understand that right?

But you attacked me and I clapped back. And I blew you out of the water. I hosed you down like an ant. You challenged the pirate king and got swiftly pillaged and looted. Because frankly, you're out of your depth.

Okay the water puns aside. You do need help, as as I alluded to you in PM I know where you're coming from. I was hurt by a provider too. I'm literally just one bad day away from becoming the next Serpin. I get it bruh. But you literally have made an account on this board, where you do not provide intel. You just ***** and complain about a provider who wants nothing more to do with you. Move the fuck on. Cut your losses. Learn from your mistakes. We all make them, but only idiots fail to learn and thus make them over and over again. That’s the definition of insanity my guy.

But when you're tossed into the sea with no tube (Love, life, and mongering will do that to you).

You're left with 2 options. Sink or swim. Brother you got to swim. You've fallen so far but you have to let that weight go because it will drag you down for eternity. Move on, find a new Miss V. And don't let the next adventure sink you. Learn. And grow.

Rise and conquer.

Ok sorry about the extra water pun I couldn't resist.

Apology accepted.

[Serpin58]

There is a certain little troll on this board who thought it was a bright idea to open his stupid mouth and send me a PM telling me I should fix my addiction and shut the fuck up.

So now, like the Saturday morning cartoon villain that I am. I'm imploring any knowledgeable mongers to pass me Mrs. Virginias digits. I'd like to see if I can make an appointment with her and make her my next review. I promise to be as graphic as possible with a detailed review on the provider knowing our favorite troll will be reading it and writhing in pain during every stanza on the beautiful song I will play.

Yes this may be a first and the monger equivalent of fucking their mom. I'm going to take the thing this guy cherishes the most and try to pound the living shit out of her.

If anyone can PM me details on how to contact her you would be doing a service and participating in some delicious revenge.

I messaged you inbox 📥 it wasn't even about any provider. You decided to make it open drama and make it about Ms Virginia- good go screw with her double team. Dated her 7 years- gave her daughter more money a year then you give your providers. I picked her up from airport and dropped her off at home when her other BF block me In drive way showing me a sex video of the both of them. 2 months later. That same BF blocked a client I know because she told me. We were still off and on. The dude had to drive around through the niehboors yard! I came her to warn but I was still emotionally upset about everything and handle it wrong- she's truly cunning and manipulative- I apologize to you for my inbox message on a separate matter- happy Friday be safe and farewell.

[ShootAndRoll]

Oh brother.

There's a reason I posted this in stupid shit.

Have any of my hundreds upon hundreds of stories resulted in me axe murdering these chicks?
.

There are several providers missing and uncle LEO is actively on this page.

Let me take this topic to a more serious conversation. Does anyone know if Miss V does double penetration? This sounds like it might be fun.

[Goombah69]

You threaten to leave this board forever at least twice a week.

Even herpes has the decency to wait a little while longer before making its harrowing return.

I'll be waiting with you at the bottom of the ocean friendo. But please, just for this time. Wait a little bit longer before rearing your ugly head on this board.

And with any luck you'll come bearing something worth talking about. Clown.

Herpes Serpin needs to fade away like a fart in the wind. He has a comment for everything and knows more than anyone else.

[PilotAviator]

I follow the church of PA. I have always always always treated ladies with nothing but kindness and respect.

AMEN! Always be nice to the ladies.

If you did not enjoy, depart and do not return. And post an informative but hopefully not abusive review / alert to assist other brother mongers.

If you enjoyed, depart and return as often as you and the lady can manage (or don't return) -- and post an informative review. And attempt to have some wit and wisdom with the shared information such as frequently posted by TheDrowned and others.

I saw a nice lady (well-reviewed Thai lady) earlier this week -- I'll post a few comments in the appropriate forum.

Always be nice to the ladies -- and, whenever possible to your brother and sister mongers.

PA.

[MrEnding]

Where is she LOL I'm trying to see her! I'm sorry fellow mongers are catching feelings for providers but man block my car if you want, I have hollow tips waiting LOL.

[CuriousVaMan]

Yea, I realized it as soon as I posted. Sorry Drowned. BTW, love your prose.

I think my problem is from the descriptions, I think I've seen Miss Virginia; however my guess is she's in her early 50's.

Oh brother.

There's a reason I posted this in stupid shit. It pains me to have to blunt the edge of this joke, but I wasn't being serious. I didn't really have any intention of seeing her, I just know it severely bothers cucky the clown.

But if you will, humor for a second, let us actually take this apart and analyze this. Let's pretend I was going to dream of Ms V.

Taking it out on a provider? My guy. Are we not on usasexguides? Are we not mongers? Do we not seek out dreams where we see providers who exchange goods and services that may or may not result in sexual favors for monetary gain? Taking it out on the provider!

Have any of my hundreds upon hundreds of stories resulted in me axe murdering these chicks?

I follow the church of PA. I have always always always treated ladies with nothing but kindness and respect. God forbid I offer to pay for an hour of her time with money, laughs, and a good time, right!? If I can charm her and get more bang for my buck and get a good story out of it hells yeah. I may use crude and terse verbiage for hyperbole in a comic spin. But bro. I'm a monger. Not a monster. And I do monger things IRREGARDLESS of the reason. If I have a good time and get to plunder the added benefit of making this trolls life a little bit more miserable. It's just going to sweeten the pot for me. Sorry to upset the Miss Virginia fan club over here, yeesh.

In all fairness even if I wanted to go, I'm sure I'd be blocked in the driveway by this ogre who already has a restraining order against him by her. Or maybe that's you?

Either way sorry for offending anyone. My goal was to vanquish this troll on the board and given his response I thought I had sent him into the sky like Team Rocket yapping and crying through and through but once he gets wind of you defending him like this I'm sure he'll come stomp stomp stomping his way back with a pip in his step.