SB / SA thread

[DarkClouds]

Thanks for sharing. No offense, but she looks a bit like a hermaphrodite. You can tell from reading her ad (always read the ad, don't just scan it), that what she did with you is actually her SOP. So, at least she's honest.

Ah man. She's real, she's attractive and she was a waste of time and effort. I messed up though with our conversation swaying to more like actual dating then fucking. Took her out to a 4 star place where she ordered a 80 dollar 12 oz steak. Medium well. Medium freaking well then asked for it to be cooked a bit more! SMH. This place also has a fancy upkeep vibe but she was definitely out of place a in her actions fumbling around and quirks she had. She looked the part but couldn't act it. Again more on me since I didn't do my normal screening of questions and let things flow but thought it was going well. It was pretty freezing so we hopped in her SUV after closing the place down and made out and set a time for the next day for hotel fun. She was moaning during our make-up session so I was confident on the next day being a slammer. Book a room with a jacuzzi that she wanted and we meet there, I get some fruits and chocolates which she was surprised since that's what she had in mind alknf with a small flower vase and candle due to previous conversation about ladies liking that while I shopped for my aunt's Bday gift. Then she's like are you hungry I'm hungry. So find a hibachi place, get some good food but I'm thinking she better not be too full to fuck LOL. We get back, mingle for a bit, I get the jacuzzi ready she goes out to smoke some weed, set the candles up, wine glasses with fruit and chocolate and once she gets in she says she's nervous. Playful I tell her I'll calm her nerves and kiss her sensually moving from her lips to neck feeling her grip on my arms so gently lying lay her on the bed to eat her out. There was a smell. Haha surprisingly though I didn't taste anything and it like went away? Or shit maybe my stuffed up nose didn't let me smell it completely haba IDK but I trapped along and had her squirming and yelling. The "I. Just. Can't. Stopped" did it for me so got undressed with pussy in mouth and then stood up and went in. Eyes were really rolling then. She felt great, snug and wet and tight but I think I messed up when we covered her mouth then I moved that hand to pin her and cover her mouth with my hand for a bit. After that moment kept going for a bit now half standing up in her holding her worked on tits and she asked to take a break. It was when we went in the jacuzzi for the break I noticed a shift in attitude where she was quite and dazed almost. Kind like high and how I imagine I look after cumming a few times LOL. Then she starting asking about the time and her to check if her sons home and blah, blah, blah. Basically after like 20 minutes in the jacuzzi she checked her phone and little 14 year old son needed her mommy so she had to leave. The sorry and I wanted to stay the night excuses came and I was thoroughly pissed. Luckily though she never asked for an allowance because that would've been the icing on the cake after dropping the money on restaurants, hotel and gifts LOL. But walked her to her car told her to drive safe, she kissed me on the cheek and I'm done with her. Again hindsight is 20/20 and I messed up not doing my normal sexual questions but shit let a guy nut at least LOL. What I get for trying the dating approach haha! Luckily though just saw my swinger SB and fully drained after our hour and a half fuck fest. LOL She sent me a message that I'm dripping out of her as we left the hotel hahahah.

[Emv La]

Ah man. She's real, she's attractive and she was a waste of time and effort. I messed up though with our conversation swaying to more like actual dating then fucking. Took her out to a 4 star place where she ordered a 80 dollar 12 oz steak. Medium well. Medium freaking well then asked for it to be cooked a bit more! SMH. This place also has a fancy upkeep vibe but she was definitely out of place a in her actions fumbling around and quirks she had. She looked the part but couldn't act it. Again more on me since I didn't do my normal screening of questions and let things flow but thought it was going well. It was pretty freezing so we hopped in her SUV after closing the place down and made out and set a time for the next day for hotel fun. She was moaning during our make-up session so I was confident on the next day being a slammer. Book a room with a jacuzzi that she wanted and we meet there, I get some fruits and chocolates which she was surprised since that's what she had in mind alknf with a small flower vase and candle due to previous conversation about ladies liking that while I shopped for my aunt's Bday gift. Then she's like are you hungry I'm hungry. So find a hibachi place, get some good food but I'm thinking she better not be too full to fuck LOL. We get back, mingle for a bit, I get the jacuzzi ready she goes out to smoke some weed, set the candles up, wine glasses with fruit and chocolate and once she gets in she says she's nervous. Playful I tell her I'll calm her nerves and kiss her sensually moving from her lips to neck feeling her grip on my arms so gently lying lay her on the bed to eat her out. There was a smell. Haha surprisingly though I didn't taste anything and it like went away? Or shit maybe my stuffed up nose didn't let me smell it completely haba IDK but I trapped along and had her squirming and yelling. The "I. Just. Can't. Stopped" did it for me so got undressed with pussy in mouth and then stood up and went in. Eyes were really rolling then. She felt great, snug and wet and tight but I think I messed up when we covered her mouth then I moved that hand to pin her and cover her mouth with my hand for a bit. After that moment kept going for a bit now half standing up in her holding her worked on tits and she asked to take a break. It was when we went in the jacuzzi for the break I noticed a shift in attitude where she was quite and dazed almost. Kind like high and how I imagine I look after cumming a few times LOL. Then she starting asking about the time and her to check if her sons home and blah, blah, blah. Basically after like 20 minutes in the jacuzzi she checked her phone and little 14 year old son needed her mommy so she had to leave. The sorry and I wanted to stay the night excuses came and I was thoroughly pissed. Luckily though she never asked for an allowance because that would've been the icing on the cake after dropping the money on restaurants, hotel and gifts LOL. But walked her to her car told her to drive safe, she kissed me on the cheek and I'm done with her. Again hindsight is 20/20 and I messed up not doing my normal sexual questions but shit let a guy nut at least LOL. What I get for trying the dating approach haha! Luckily though just saw my swinger SB and fully drained after our hour and a half fuck fest. LOL She sent me a message that I'm dripping out of her as we left the hotel hahahah.

[Emv La]

I always use CTRL-click (or CMD-click on Mac) to open the result in a new tab. That way my original search results are exactly the way I left them.

Point. I use it on mobile but can still try that. Hate when apps or websites have a great interface and decide to change things up for reasons SMH. Thanks DC.

[DarkClouds]

I always use CTRL-click (or CMD-click on Mac) to open the result in a new tab. That way my original search results are exactly the way I left them.

Anyone else hating the new search layout of SA? Scroll down profiles. See one I like and click on it and when I go back it brings me back all the way to the top!

[Emv La]

Anyone else hating the new search layout of SA? Scroll down profiles. See one I like and click on it and when I go back it brings me back all the way to the top!

[FairPlay]

I haggled her down to 300 she came over and it was full arrive covered intercourse. She was bit of a rush job. This was before her implants she had tiny saggy ones.

To say that's her 2nd or 3rd profile. Think we had a few back and forth but didn't lead anywhere. What do you mean by kind of pricey and what did ya'll end up doing?

[SwimSays]

https://members.seeking.com/member/2...a-6cf09c5a3b84

I seen this girl awhile ago before she got her bolt ons. She kind of pricey and always been a little sketch to me (has a bf pretty sure she an addict or ex addict). She did outcall but now prefers incall. Anyone partake in here?

About 6 mos ago she quoted me $5 plus the room and I countered with $350 + room. She didn't like that but finally agreed. Once we agreed she was ready to meet that hour but it was middle of a work day and I couldn't set it up until the next night because I wanted to have a good amount of time to get to know her. She got pissy, came across as desperate / jonesing for $ and showed her true colors, said whether it was today or tomorrow night she would only be there exactly 1 hour.

I said forget it all together and moved on, she still will text me every few weeks seeing if I want to get together.

[Emv La]

https://members.seeking.com/member/2...a-6cf09c5a3b84

I seen this girl awhile ago before she got her bolt ons. She kind of pricey and always been a little sketch to me (has a bf pretty sure she an addict or ex addict). She did outcall but now prefers incall. Anyone partake in here?

To say that's her 2nd or 3rd profile. Think we had a few back and forth but didn't lead anywhere. What do you mean by kind of pricey and what did ya'll end up doing?

[FairPlay]

https://members.seeking.com/member/2...a-6cf09c5a3b84

I seen this girl awhile ago before she got her bolt ons. She kind of pricey and always been a little sketch to me (has a bf pretty sure she an addict or ex addict). She did outcall but now prefers incall. Anyone partake in here?

[MajorVX]

I feel bad for some of you dudes because if you think this chick is "perfect" then I dunno who the fuck your meeting if this chick is perfection. I've seen her once, compared to other chicks on seeking I've met this girl is not perfection LOL.

What I think is perfect is subjective, because it's my opinion. Why do you care who I want to put my dick in?

[AcknowledgeMe]

Clear your inbox, I can trade for her. I'll go 2 for 1 because she's perfect.

I feel bad for some of you dudes because if you think this chick is "perfect" then I dunno who the fuck your meeting if this chick is perfection. I've seen her once, compared to other chicks on seeking I've met this girl is not perfection LOL.

[Emv La]

Clear your inbox, I can trade for her. I'll go 2 for 1 because she's perfect.

Is clear but better hurry before that wave or questions come in 😂 hahahah.

[MajorVX]

One I might release out there as she needs to shave them legs and kitty hahaha. But she's a young 22 year old who's getting her shit together. Not sure if we're exclusive (to me at least) haha but she hasn't logged in a while either after checking her profile. The one in black who I might be getting tired of because she might want a relationship deactivated her account so until I pull that trigger she won't be up for grabs on SA (possibly) there gents so no more PM's about her please. Especially! If you're not offering up someone of similar quality LOL. A lot of freeloaders and I don't like bottom feeders. But enjoy the pics of our brunch date and of the young 22 yr old I just creampied in twice. LOL Caught her taking that Plan B. So enjoy those bits, at least to keep that itch haha!

Clear your inbox, I can trade for her. I'll go 2 for 1 because she's perfect.

[BarnicleBill]

https://members.seeking.com/member/2...a-bb34c9c74881

Careful with this one. Hard to schedule with and complete rush job when she shows up.

I've been texting with this one and was going to pull the trigger. Thanks.

[Emv La]

Hahaha figured I give you guys another laugh and YMMV. She is real and God her tits looked huge when we went out for a breakfast date months ago. Agreed to 700 for the week seeing about 2 to 3 times but that same day she wanted the money to put a down payment on a car. Told her no not until we're sexually compatible and she got annoyed but still wanted to meet. At first we were going to meet at her apt then needed a hotel because of her grandmother being up and literally no hotels or motels that I called had availability that night for some ungodly reason. Then met another SB who had her own place and decided to shift funds to her. Offered her 300 PPM but left me on read. These last few months she'll reach out ask if I'm back and conversation usually never was more than a couple texts. Finally before flying out this time she could see me and wanted 400 for flying out to attend her grandmothers funeral. I felt for her since I had just visited my grandmother so obliged. On the way to the hotel she wanted to stay the night but told her I wouldn't be staying there since needed to finish doing laundry and packing but again I obliged with assuring I get a picture of her I'd in case she steals from the room or trashes it (she didn't send it or stayed but took the small bottles and soap hahaha). She gets there and talk for a bit catch up then she wants all the lights off minus the TV. Before meeting I asked if kissing was fine along with other things and she said yes. She wasn't - . Wasn't too big on DATY either and truthfully she didn't taste the best or feel great because of her hair. Not busy just not shaven like I like. So then I lay down and she blows me for like 10 seconds and asks if I want her ontop? LOL Ok sure. Jumps on bare and I'm sucking on her tits which naked didn't look as big as I remembered but were still nice. Pound away and get some vocal reception like "yes that does feel good" and get her to cum. Kept going to try to get a twofer for her but she props herself up and asks if I came. Kind of annoyed and losing the mood I tell her no and she asks if doggy would work. I laugh and say eventually but sure let's do doggy. Going at it enjoying the strokes and seeing her grip and grimace she pushes away and shakes her head. She lays down for missionary but says she's tired and doesn't think she can go longer and now I am losing my erection. I tell her that I can cum when I want so missionary will do but she tapped out and told her for her to stay the night and stop now I'd only give her 200 which she areed to. Then she was like we can try again but let me shower first. 30 Minutes later she comes out fully dressed and says "oh you're still here?" Then sorry I don't think I can. You last too long, I cum and usually done after, my BF's usually cum with me and we're done. Which if true is sad, thought that was you old farts only LOL. But yep naked there laying on the bed we half hug and off she goes. Like WTF LOL. First for me haha. Ended up just jerking off to a video I had from a provider in CA that does the trick always and left to get ready to fly. So if you want a young inexperienced, inconsistent, low libido and hesitant GFE (though bare and CIP with Plan B was what we agreed on and oh for 2 hrs hahaha. 2 HRS! Not 2 minutes) then Sydney is your girl. Have at it boys.