Thread: Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy
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01-11-21 13:59 #604
Posts: 824Originally Posted by SamSpade [View Original Post]
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01-11-21 13:34 #603
Posts: 545Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]
If you're retired and have a 401 K type nest egg, you could become in ex-pat in Thailand and go to a BJ bar every afternoon. Hell, you could probably get a live-in maid who would clean your pipes before washing your clothes.
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01-11-21 02:45 #602
Posts: 510Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]
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01-11-21 00:03 #601
Posts: 824Is it worth it
I want to get away from the topic of a useless member for the moment. I am going to clear my chest for a moment with a topic that hundreds have already commented about for a number of years. So some of you may want to bash me for bringing up a stale subject already discussed by many. My last few "successful" trips to the street have brought little in the way of relief, especially in lieu of cash spent. The talent on the street is by far by far the worst I have ever seen in 40 years or more of mongering. I know the reasons are many as so often discussed in this forum whether it be drug use, LEO, or the Internet. I often go home asking myself, "Why did I do that?" Now, that might seem somewhat snobbish to some. I'm old. My body is trashy. Certainly I'm no prize, so for me to discuss the unworthiness of the girls might seem somewhat hypocritical. But as bad as I need "shorty" taken care of, it's getting hard to get excited about ugly, smelly girls who can't wait to grab my cash and find the nearest chemist. At least, that is the vast majority of find I find on the street. From comments I read, some of you seem to have more moderate success in their findings. But more and more, I find myself wondering, "why bother"? It's not that I have run out of need. I have a friend who tells me that when one loses interest in the other sex, dig the hole and climb in. I know that some would tell me that I'm cheap- that the more I spend, the more I find. I get it. My cash supply does not readily allow this. I know that I would do better with escorts if I could afford it. I have read many stories online of guys that have found great sex with breath-takingly beautiful young girls. They also spend hundreds of dollars. My point is whether or not to spend any more time on the streets if I'm not getting much satisfaction and wasting time and money. I'm not asking for either sympathy or judgement. After decades on the streets, I need neither. I'm only wondering if it is a widely shared feeling. By the way, I am also aware that Chicago is a large part of the problem. I have personally found better odds in Baltimore, Philadelphia, Nashville, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, and Tampa and St. Petersburg. I have read online of other places. But I don't live in those other places, at least not yet.
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01-10-21 22:38 #600
Posts: 176Ignorant
Originally Posted by Ump1969 [View Original Post]
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01-10-21 19:57 #599
Posts: 824Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]
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01-09-21 14:44 #598
Posts: 587Taking A Bow!!
Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]
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01-09-21 12:29 #597
Posts: 1437Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]
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01-09-21 11:38 #596
Posts: 587Knobbing off for Pam And*rson
I thought I gave up being a boi toy in favor of being a boy toy till I met that Baywatch beauty look alike!
There was this six-footer with long, blonde hair, pouty lips, large rack (38 DD), slim waist and an ass that covered both sides of a grocery aisle! This 40 yr old Polish bombshell had every guy herniating their neck gawking at her! While in the check-out line I complimented her on her boots (I used to be a shoe buyer, so we had some common ground). She was having trouble picking up her case of water and asked if I didn't mind helping her out (She had just come from the nail technician). In the parking lot she was having trouble putting the water in her trunk. As I was walking away from her car she asked, "Hey! You want to have coffee"? During sips she tells me she's married to a seventy yr old guy and even though she laid twice a week, she craves more. I pop the big question and she says," Under one caveat. He likes to film". Twenty minutes later she's blowing me when her old man comes in buck naked with camera and his donger inches from my face! She slides my stiffy in and says," You want to continue fucking me"? I was close to blowing and I screamed," Fuck yeah"! She says," Blow him"! She pulled up and said," You want to cum in this tight pussy? Suck him off"! I had only blown one guy and this was at a bachelorette party where these rich broads threw obnoxious dough at us! I figured since he was soft (4"s) this would be easy and I would blow before him. Flops his mini on my lips and I take him in. She resumes riding and wouldn't you know it, he starts swelling in my mouth! He's punching my tonsils till I feel his little fishies find a new home. Winds up the old man is 8 x 5 and packed a solid punch! In the meantime she's flicking her clit working on her third orgasm! She gets there then pulls off. I scream," Hey! WTF! I'm almost there"! She plops her Bush on my mouth and commands," Eat! You'll get off soon"! Next thing you know I feel a firm hand on my shaft. I'm thinking it's hers. Then I feel a mouth on my dick and I know it's him! I'm so fucking hard I didn't care and he could go deep! She says," You want to cum"? "Fuck yeah" then open up! Barbarella starts emptying her bladder as geezer is gulping down my load!
They laugh and she asks," How was it, honey"? He responds with," You can see him again"! He stands above me and commands," Open up"! I said," No thanks. I've had my fill of pee for the day". He turns to her and without hesitation she opens her mouth and takes his limp dick in. You can see her throat pulsate as he empties his bladder for a good thirty seconds all caught on camera! He pulls out and the French kiss. He pats her on the head and walks out. I'm blown away! I have a bombshell sitting on my chest who gets into the nasty and I feel myself getting hard. We go another twenty minute round and she walks away with my cum drooling out of her lips. I follow her to the bathroom where she's taking a dump. I tell her to hurry because I really have to go. She says, "What's stopping you"? I start peeing on this lovely goddess's massive 30 k tits. She grabs my limp shaft and stuffs me in her mouth while I finish off draining.
She thanks me, hops in the shower and dresses. On the way out he hands me a thick envelope and say's this can be a weekly thing. We spent a few months together till he got called away on business. We stopped seeing each other.
A year goes by and I run into her again. She looked great and I asked her where her husband was, She said," He was knobbing some guy in the sky". I apologized and she whispered," Your ass my mouth tonight"!
That's another story for another time.
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01-09-21 04:50 #595
Posts: 587Bull Sh*t!
Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]
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01-08-21 23:59 #594
Posts: 1137Keep It On the Bullshit Thread
Originally Posted by GeorgeStark [View Original Post]
Add him to your ignore list. He's some kid desperate for attention, I've banned him 5 times, nothing is going to stop him, just add him to your ignore list and be done with it.
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01-08-21 23:15 #593
Posts: 1014Hb
Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]
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01-08-21 18:02 #592
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Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]
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01-08-21 16:32 #591
Posts: 1437Originally Posted by Fdottt [View Original Post]
I don't mind his really over the top bizarre stories that are obviously fake. Some of them are really funny (I LOL at the one with the girl's head going through the wall) But some time back people were taking his experiences as real and getting pissed when their experiences didn't at all match when they saw the same girl he claimed to have seen. That's when it's problematic.
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01-08-21 13:59 #590
Posts: 532Originally Posted by GMan25 [View Original Post]
And to Tela1980 I promise you I won't lose an ounce of sleep over a nobody.