Adult funs with pretty girls in Tijuana, Mexico for OC bros

[Gino02]

Gino.

Sharks and Globe look good. Thanks for mentioning these places. Looks like you have been there a lot.

Will have to maximize the use of time. Will have 2 weeks in Europe, want to hit places with the hottest girls and the most fun in a few major cities. Would want to pop hot girls in FKKs, stay long enough for drinks, food and entertainment then go on to next spots. Not interested in hanging out all day to enjoy their facilities.

So what cities and what venues would you recommend?

When in Europe, I prefer FKKs only because most of them enforce all girls must be all time 100% fully naked wearing only high heels and whatever hair / makeup they want to do. That way I know exactly what I am getting into (at least physically speaking; pardon the pun). I suggest the following at a minimum:

1 Friday or Saturday AND 1 Tuesday in Globe (Zurich).

1 Friday, Saturday or Wednesday in Sharks (Frankfurt).

1 Thursday, Friday or Saturday in Golden Time (Vienna).

Heard there is a good huge club-like bordello in Spain, similar to HK in Tijuana but bigger and classier. Never been there, but probably the Spain thread in ISG has some details.

All of these clubs have options for getting drunk and partying with hot girls, but costs a lot more than in Tijuana. Also, 80-90% girls you will meet are Romanians, most are hot, some are scammers like everywhere else. Only clubs in Europe you will get guaranteed service with no scamming are the ones owned by Imperium Group (owners of Globe and bunch of smaller clubs in Switzerland).

I also suggest driving around in Europe compared to flying or any other public transit as most good FKKs are not exactly in the city rather in suburbs, so its easier, cheaper and net faster to move around, and more flexible for you. If you like some city or club, just stay there another night, no hassle of last minute flight changes. I am assuming you and your buddies are already RTFM hundreds of pages of the ISG Europe threads, that helped me big time decades ago in my very first FKK trip prep.

[Captain Solo]

Gino.

Sharks and Globe look good. Thanks for mentioning these places. Looks like you have been there a lot.

Will have to maximize the use of time. Will have 2 weeks in Europe, want to hit places with the hottest girls and the most fun in a few major cities. Would want to pop hot girls in FKKs, stay long enough for drinks, food and entertainment then go on to next spots. Not interested in hanging out all day to enjoy their facilities.

So what cities and what venues would you recommend?

Not going to Zurich? It's only 4 hours drive from Sharks (the best FKK in Germany) to Globe (the best FKK in Switzerland, and some of us consider it the best in the whole world).

Pro-tip: Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Wednesdays are the best days to hit Sharks. Tuesday, Friday, Saturday and sometimes Sunday are the best days in Globe. Been to many many FKKs in Austria, Germany and Switzerland for decades, feel free to ask if any question.

[WhoreMaster 91]

I want to do a tour of Europe this Fall before Putin blows it all up Aim for Octoberfest in Munich between Sept 17 to Oct 6.

Can fly RT LAX to Frankfurt about $650. Will spend a couple days hitting the best FKKs, bars, brothels, apartments, swing clubs in Frankfurt then hit Munich for OctoberFest.

Then fly a round robin tour of 5 cities for about $300 -- Frankfurt Munich Prague Vienna Rome Madrid Paris Amsterdam Frankf.

Will have access to the hottest girls and the funniest time in Europe. Any bro want to go?

Always wanted to go to Oktoberfest I know Muinich has some good brothels FKKs!

[Captain Solo]

After summer Lots of airlines are flying from LAX to cities in Europe for $500-600 RT.

AA, United, Air France, SAS, Lufthansa ect.

What class or airline do those prices work for? Are you guys flying on the wing, or just don't like the business class? .

[Gino02]

Knowledge,

I went by my wingmen's recommendations. As a casual visitor, I did not want to spend months researching and making contacts via Facebook. I expected the puta business in Medellin to offer beautiful talents, good values, security, nice, safe, honest, efficient, low costs, like what Hong Kong club does with its business and its nice, clean, honest, fun, glamorous girls in Tijuana.

One wingman worked hard on Tinder but got nothing in Medellin. He got some girls in Cartagena but they looked old, unattractive, way to homely with their pear-shape bodies like worn-down housewives. I was not interested.

Went to Club Space inside Cartagena's walled city. Again old, ugly, lumpy overweight women, none was attractive enough for companies or sex. One tall, slim, half-way attractive girl was standing quietly by herself all night near the door, not talking, not socializing with anyone. I got over talking to her a couple times to check her out. Half of her left body was spray painted with ugly tattoos (OK, I am exaggerating the spray paint part). The music was very loud. She spoke very little, one word at a time, wanted $100. All clues point to a flaming trannie. Afterwards she kept giving me the eyes, but no thanks. I would not want to be near a woman whose dick is bigger than mine hehe. Then I picked up a girls outside Space to go back to the hotel, quickly got my phone stolen by this nasty puta. She will get the harshest punishments for the rest of her miserable life.

The bros showed me the talents at Parque Lleras around midnight. Almost all were skanky or obese, tatted up, drugged up ugly freaks. Frankly I was disgusted with the freaks hanging out in P Lleras. A wingman was waiting for his girl who showed up with this girl Camilla. She looked pretty with her slim body, but she thought I was really hooked, lied and jacked up her $500 all night quote, which was outrageous and I would never accept. Then in the room she had an extremely offensive dead-fish pussy and was trying to steal from my luggage like an animal. Man, she was having a long series of orgasms, moaning and gasping, probably could not get any guy to fuck her stinky pussy in years.

I tried La Isla at 9 PM. 2 dozens girls were putting on make up in their dressing room, all looked like big, ugly, lumpy, tatted up, pear-shaped ghetto hoes. I would never consider sitting with such low-quality women, left alone fucking and paying them. If you think the big, lumpy, pear-shaped La Isla women are beautiful, send them to any beauty pageant. They would be laughed at as sideshow freaks!

Then a wingman got drugged and robbed by a puta in Cartagena.

Mongers would bear very high security risks having valuables stolen by nasty WGs for little gain, potentially getting in disputes and get stabbed by hoes or their pimps. They would face very hard times explaining to their wives, children, relatives, friends, business associates and bosses where they had been, and how they lost their phones, passports, wallets, credit cards ect. Very likely their passports will be sold and used by criminals or terrorists. These incidents have ways to get into the FBI files. Forget about security clearances for military or defense jobs and any federal privileges like Global Entry.

It's dumb how a bunch of O'Bamma Secret Service agents and supervisors risked their presidential security clearances with Cartagena hoes, lost their jobs, their families and any serious future employment. They are probably trying hard to hang on to their night watchmen jobs at Walmart.

So my conclusion is, mongers would waste their time and money going to Colombia for WGs.

I want to do a tour of Europe this Fall before Putin blows it all up Aim for Octoberfest in Munich between Sept 17 to Oct 6.

Can fly RT LAX to Frankfurt about $650. Will spend a couple days hitting the best FKKs, bars, brothels, apartments, swing clubs in Frankfurt then hit Munich for OctoberFest.

Then fly a round robin tour of 5 cities for about $300 -- Frankfurt Munich Prague Vienna Rome Madrid Paris Amsterdam Frankf.

Will have access to the hottest girls and the funniest time in Europe. Any bro want to go?

Not going to Zurich? It's only 4 hours drive from Sharks (the best FKK in Germany) to Globe (the best FKK in Switzerland, and some of us consider it the best in the whole world).

Pro-tip: Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Wednesdays are the best days to hit Sharks. Tuesday, Friday, Saturday and sometimes Sunday are the best days in Globe. Been to many many FKKs in Austria, Germany and Switzerland for decades, feel free to ask if any question.

[RogerOver]

I want to do a tour of Europe this Fall before Putin blows it all up Aim for Octoberfest in Munich between Sept 17 to Oct 6.

Can fly RT LAX to Frankfurt about $650. Will spend a couple days hitting the best FKKs, bars, brothels, apartments, swing clubs in Frankfurt then hit Munich for OctoberFest.

Then fly a round robin tour of 5 cities for about $300 -- Frankfurt Munich Prague Vienna Rome Madrid Paris Amsterdam Frankf.

Will have access to the hottest girls and the funniest time in Europe. Any bro want to go?

What class or airline do those prices work for? Are you guys flying on the wing, or just don't like the business class? .

[Captain Solo]

I want to do a tour of Europe this Fall before Putin blows it all up Aim for Octoberfest in Munich between Sept 17 to Oct 6.

Can fly RT LAX to Frankfurt about $650. Will spend a couple days hitting the best FKKs, bars, brothels, apartments, swing clubs in Frankfurt then hit Munich for OctoberFest.

Then fly a round robin tour of 5 cities for about $300 -- Frankfurt Munich Prague Vienna Rome Madrid Paris Amsterdam Frankf.

Will have access to the hottest girls and the funniest time in Europe. Any bro want to go?

[Apolo106]

Glad you found girls with big boobs, big butts and had a good time.

I was in HK Wed night for HK's VIP Chicas of the Year event. There were plenty of beautiful girls in all sizes and shapes, some sweetest-looking new girls.

Cascada charges $30 for each girls as each gets a 25% kick back for the room. They think of all kinds of stupid ways to jack prices on guys.

You are going again today? I am going on Sunday leaving 1 PM. Hope the sweetest-looking new girls are still around. There will be plenty of big boobs, big butts on Sunday, so come join me.

Glad you had a good time.

Captain, I remember pre pandemic where BBBJ wasn't even negotiated, $60-80 for 30 min. Corona and inflation definitely hurt us mongers. I tend to avoid Friday and Saturday due to the price of US border parking and the club is too packed with patrons. I enjoy selecting the girls, watching the show and taking my time. You picked their event of the year so I'm not surprised by the inflated price. I recently went to a Vegas strip club palomino and my friend bought bottle service Henessey for $500, the dance were $100 for 3 songs or $150 for 15 minutes. It was okay, to take a girl upstairs was $500 for 30 minutes, which I didn't partake. TJ is still the best options for me. I may check out the other bars like Adelita, Chicago and Tropical to find hidden gems. One of the best sessions I had was with a nurse and fitness gal at Tropical. I'll look for her again when I'm down in TJ.

[Captain Solo]

Anybody wants to go this weekend? Either Sat or Sunday.

Let me know ASAP.

[Captain Solo]

Glad you found girls with big boobs, big butts and had a good time.

I was in HK Wed night for HK's VIP Chicas of the Year event. There were plenty of beautiful girls in all sizes and shapes, some sweetest-looking new girls.

Cascada charges $30 for each girls as each gets a 25% kick back for the room. They think of all kinds of stupid ways to jack prices on guys.

You are going again today? I am going on Sunday leaving 1 PM. Hope the sweetest-looking new girls are still around. There will be plenty of big boobs, big butts on Sunday, so come join me.

Glad you had a good time.

Last Thursday was both amazing and gross. I went to HK after 1 month and a half (felt like a year). Good crowd and good amount of girls. Couldn't find any of previous girls I been with. I did see Naomi, the hot fake blonde (Will post review later). After 25 minutes of walking around, 1 girl with a friend calls me over. I said fuk it. 1 was skinny and small, the other was thicc with real big naturals and ass. Give her a dollar and give her friend one too. They asked me to buy them drinks, I said ok. Names were Heidi and Nohelia. We go to the upper area looking over the shaving cream show. Skinny one is dancing on the pole, other is on me. Both let me touch their bodies. They stroke me over my clothes. Nohelia offers a threesome. I wasn't sure as it would be my first time. So wanted to interview them so I didn't get scammed. I made sure their enthusiasm to fuck was good over another beer. I was hard for the past 20 minutes. My instinct felt right so we went upstairs. I should read here more often, I didn't know it was $60 for the room if you take 2 girls. Oh well. In the room. Nohelia takes off her clothes and strokes me while Heidi's in the restroom. I'm sucking on those DDs and smacking her ass. Some kissing with her but none from Heidi. The cover goes on and Nohelia sucks me off while I suck on Heidi's small tits. CBJ was good. They switch. I kiss Nohelia while Heidi sucks me off. They both put in great effort, throated, and didn't use their hands. I asked Nohelia if I could eat her. She said no. Hmmm, whatever. Heidi wanted to fuck. I put her in doggy. She was wet and tight. I smash for 5 minutes. I asked to switch girls but they say I have to change condoms. I go back to Heidi. Took it slow since I was hard for the past 30-40 minutes..

[Captain Solo]

Got in HK about 7 PM Wed night. The club was already packed. All tables on the 1st and 2nd floor were on reserve with a $500 price tag. HK really rachets up prices for its events, but by 10 PM all tables were taken, many with multiple bottles for groups of guys.

HK was packed with girls, many old timers but also many hot new cutest ones I have not seen. If you want to meet some of the most beautiful girls in Mexico, this event seemed to have them. Most were crowding on tables and perching over the balcony, focusing on the show on the main stage. Very few were doing any drinking, talking or going arribas with guys. A big-spending bro got a table on the balcony with a $500 Don Julio 1942 bottle for his friends, but he was drinking only beers, nice, generous guy. The mesero was taking shots from the bottle and poaching the snacks. He brought over a nice, young, very beautiful girl, tall, slim, pretty face, perfect body, no blemishes, no tats. I never saw her in HK before, but she was easily one of the most beautiful and classy girls anywhere. 6 girls invited themselves in, crowded in that table, perching over the balcony rail, looking down on the stage. There was no room to sit or to watch the show. I was worried the balcony was about to collapse under the weight of all those big guys and fat girls.

Most parts of the club were roped off. A long runway was built from the back door, down over the stairway to the main stage. Starting about 9 PM, girls in fancy costumes would come down from the 3rd floor, walk out to the main stage, make 1 round and walk back, all in about 1 minute. It's no longer a strippers contests, more like a fashion show. A lot of girls queued up to walk down the runway, total may be 50 or 60, most were older, lumpy with big fake boobs and big fake butts, a few I have seen working in HK for more than 10 years.

I saw no beauties among the contestants. At one point HK had a guy in fancy costume dancing on stage, trying to be cute. He looked stupid and ugly. The show was boring, low brow, distasteful and a waste of time for me. Did find many new girls so beautiful, but they were all focusing on the show, not interested in companies of guys. HK sold all their $500 tables, but I was not interested in paying that much money to cramp into the club to watch old, fat women parading on stage, I prefer normal nights when I can hang out, relax, drink with friends, make out with girls, take them to bed. Those normal nights may not last much longer. The trend for higher prices in HK is here.

Just hope HK won't make $500 min tables every night any time soon in the future. Fat Armenian got the best table at the head of the stage with multiple buckets and lots of snack plates spread out, stepping on hundreds green $ as usual, talking to half a dozen girls like a rock star. The low-brow show off theatrics are in poor taste and ridiculous. The average mongers are severely fucked by guys like Fat Armenian who spend way above the norms just to show off. Perhaps a few cartel guys could show him who really have big money, big muscles and big dicks.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Last Thursday was both amazing and gross. I went to HK after 1 month and a half (felt like a year). Good crowd and good amount of girls. Couldn't find any of previous girls I been with. I did see Naomi, the hot fake blonde (Will post review later). After 25 minutes of walking around, 1 girl with a friend calls me over. I said fuk it. 1 was skinny and small, the other was thicc with real big naturals and ass. Give her a dollar and give her friend one too. They asked me to buy them drinks, I said ok. Names were Heidi and Nohelia. We go to the upper area looking over the shaving cream show. Skinny one is dancing on the pole, other is on me. Both let me touch their bodies. They stroke me over my clothes. Nohelia offers a threesome. I wasn't sure as it would be my first time. So wanted to interview them so I didn't get scammed. I made sure their enthusiasm to fuck was good over another beer. I was hard for the past 20 minutes. My instinct felt right so we went upstairs. I should read here more often, I didn't know it was $60 for the room if you take 2 girls. Oh well. In the room. Nohelia takes off her clothes and strokes me while Heidi's in the restroom. I'm sucking on those DDs and smacking her ass. Some kissing with her but none from Heidi. The cover goes on and Nohelia sucks me off while I suck on Heidi's small tits. CBJ was good. They switch. I kiss Nohelia while Heidi sucks me off. They both put in great effort, throated, and didn't use their hands. I asked Nohelia if I could eat her. She said no. Hmmm, whatever. Heidi wanted to fuck. I put her in doggy. She was wet and tight. I smash for 5 minutes. I asked to switch girls but they say I have to change condoms. I go back to Heidi. Took it slow since I was hard for the past 30-40 minutes. Felt my load on my tip. While I'm smashing Heidi, Nohelia falls asleep. WTF! Thought she was trolling. Heidi says let her rest. Tells me to just finish myself off. Hell no. I wait like 3 minutes and she wakes. She says I can fuck her. I change condoms but I'm not fully hard. I get hard and bend her over in doggy. She's wet but maybe after 15 seconds I smell the dead sea. Nooooo it smells fishy. I start losing my boner. I pound to finish quick but couldn't, room was also getting too hot. She starts to back up her ass but smells worse. I couldn't go back to small Heidi because of the condoms. I tell Nohelia to get into missionary. I tell her I cum better this way. I can't smell it as much in this position. She closes her legs to make herself tighter. I get harder inside her and feel my load coming. I look at her huge tits bouncing. Finally I erupt. Heidi alone would've been great but oh well. They were from Monterrey. They were only here for a week leaving Sunday. I'm hoping to go again today.

How much was in total for the 2 putas?

[DreamFreez]

Why'all know when they have the damn check post setup in San Clemente, I hate waiting on pch late nights! Based on my experience it was Monday night.

[CougarsCub]

Last Thursday was both amazing and gross. I went to HK after 1 month and a half (felt like a year). Good crowd and good amount of girls. Couldn't find any of previous girls I been with. I did see Naomi, the hot fake blonde (Will post review later). After 25 minutes of walking around, 1 girl with a friend calls me over. I said fuk it. 1 was skinny and small, the other was thicc with real big naturals and ass. Give her a dollar and give her friend one too. They asked me to buy them drinks, I said ok. Names were Heidi and Nohelia. We go to the upper area looking over the shaving cream show. Skinny one is dancing on the pole, other is on me. Both let me touch their bodies. They stroke me over my clothes. Nohelia offers a threesome. I wasn't sure as it would be my first time. So wanted to interview them so I didn't get scammed. I made sure their enthusiasm to fuck was good over another beer. I was hard for the past 20 minutes. My instinct felt right so we went upstairs. I should read here more often, I didn't know it was $60 for the room if you take 2 girls. Oh well. In the room. Nohelia takes off her clothes and strokes me while Heidi's in the restroom. I'm sucking on those DDs and smacking her ass. Some kissing with her but none from Heidi. The cover goes on and Nohelia sucks me off while I suck on Heidi's small tits. CBJ was good. They switch. I kiss Nohelia while Heidi sucks me off. They both put in great effort, throated, and didn't use their hands. I asked Nohelia if I could eat her. She said no. Hmmm, whatever. Heidi wanted to fuck. I put her in doggy. She was wet and tight. I smash for 5 minutes. I asked to switch girls but they say I have to change condoms. I go back to Heidi. Took it slow since I was hard for the past 30-40 minutes. Felt my load on my tip. While I'm smashing Heidi, Nohelia falls asleep. WTF! Thought she was trolling. Heidi says let her rest. Tells me to just finish myself off. Hell no. I wait like 3 minutes and she wakes. She says I can fuck her. I change condoms but I'm not fully hard. I get hard and bend her over in doggy. She's wet but maybe after 15 seconds I smell the dead sea. Nooooo it smells fishy. I start losing my boner. I pound to finish quick but couldn't, room was also getting too hot. She starts to back up her ass but smells worse. I couldn't go back to small Heidi because of the condoms. I tell Nohelia to get into missionary. I tell her I cum better this way. I can't smell it as much in this position. She closes her legs to make herself tighter. I get harder inside her and feel my load coming. I look at her huge tits bouncing. Finally I erupt. Heidi alone would've been great but oh well. They were from Monterrey. They were only here for a week leaving Sunday. I'm hoping to go again today.

[Captain Solo]

Got in HK Sunday afternoon 3 PM with a wingman and a young noob, never been to Mexico. Club was sparse, about 30 girls were in, did not see any hot ones. A series of strippers were duds, none was hot. Met with other bros, sat drinking with them, having a good time.

Saw Estefanie, a pretty spinner, 5 ' 90 lbs, her face looks like Maria Shriver, with long straight black hair and a sweet smile. I have popped her a few times, always nice, clean, sexy. Invited her for a drink, exchanged pleasantries. I was kissing her mouth, squeezing her boobs, groping her crotch under her panties as usual. She said she did not want to mouth kiss in the bar in front of other guys as that reduces her marketability. I was waiting for more girls to show up to work, but her gentle rubbing of my crotch, the sexy fragrance and spongy feel of her youthful skin got me horny. She popped the hotel question and agreed to a discount figure. We went to the hotel.

In the room she smelled nice and fresh but refused to kiss. I was sucking on her tits, having my middle finger deep into her love tunnel and my thumb rubbing on her clit. She was squirming with pleasure, gasping, breathing heavily, her pussy was getting very wet and sticky. She got very horny and wanted her pussy fucked, but I asked for a CBJ and got a credible one. We proceeded to a long session with CG, doggie then mish. I was driving deep and hard into her tight, wet, slippery hole, sucking on her tongue and lips. She was acting very horny, pulling my ass into her crotch, gasping, panting, breathing heavily, urging me on, talking dirty non stop, making a lot of loud noise. It's rare to find any HK girls as vocal as she. It may have been her first session of the night when she still felt horny. Looked like she got a good fuck and a couple big Os.

She sat on the bed putting clothes on, smiling, complimenting me for my passion caliente, dick so big and so hard, fucked her to total satisfaction yada, yada. If I was any smarter, I should have been able to make her pay for the session, not the other way around.

Went back down to HK and drank with the bros. Noob was still shy, just sitting, not approaching any girl. A hot young spinner with her pretty face and bronze skin walked by. I gestured to her that she should try noob for size. She immediately straddled noob, embracing, squeezing, kissing, talking nonstop, guiding his hands to her boobs and her butt. Soon he was grabbing and groping her all over. She really knew how to seduce guys. Soon he could not resist her sexy charms, took her to the hotel. He came back down, said she was hot, he had a good session.

A boring Sunday afternoon turned out fun and sexy. Wingmen crossed back on foot about 10 PM. The line stretched near the footbridge, took them 15 minutes to cross.