Adult funs with pretty girls in Tijuana, Mexico for OC bros

[WowOhWow]

Any trips in May coming up? I'm from OC and looking to stretch for $ for some experiences.

First timer, and would like some wingmen to show me around.

Send a DM if you've gone and would like to go with.

[BTrain]

I am not sure which crossing has the shorter line, but it's easy enough to use PedEast, which is the traditional crossing and is open 24/7. There are several parking lots near the border. The one behind the Jack in the Box (address appears to be 729 E San Ysidro Blvd) is a big lot with a reasonable rate for overnight parking.

Another option that I found even more convenient is to park at the Palm Ave trolley station (easy, free parking) and take the trolley to San Ysidro station. That will take you right to the border crossing. Just bear in mind the trolley doesn't run from around midnight to 4 am.

Ideally you should have Global Entry or SENTRI so that you don't have to wait in a long line on your way back into the US. Or you can use the bus service that I believe someone mentioned here.

Remember to fill out and print an FMM form in case you get asked for it (you probably won't). When you fill out the form, enter "El Chaparral" as the port of entry (took me forever to figure that out).

The cheap rooms at Cascadas are decent but get a lot of noise from outside. You may want to bring ear plugs if you're a light sleeper. Hotel Rizo across the street is another option (same ownership); I am not sure whether those rooms are quieter.

Thanks to Captain Solo for sharing so many tips in this forum!

Looking to drive down from LA for first time, running solo.

What is the best way to cross the border? I'd like to park overnight close to the border on the US side and walk over. Which border usually has the shorter line?

Are the cheaper HK hotel rooms decent enough to sleep overnight?

Thanks for the tips!

[HiKeke]

Looking to drive down from LA for first time, running solo.

What is the best way to cross the border? I'd like to park overnight close to the border on the US side and walk over. Which border usually has the shorter line?

Are the cheaper HK hotel rooms decent enough to sleep overnight?

Thanks for the tips!

[Captain Solo]

Guys can use Translate to describe their health problems to the doctors so they can get correct treatments.

Ask their phone numbers so you can follow up via texts.

Thanks Captain. I am still fighting the respiratory part but at least I can breathe better now with the help of the inhallers (Salbutamol which is the Mexican version of Albuterol, which is to my understanding the same drug). I'm glad you asked about the doctor fee. I will edit my original post if I can to include that part, but it was only 100 pesos ($6 USD) and for the Doctor visit. For that fee he spent about 10 minutes with me, listened to my chest, and back with his stethascope, looked in my mouth with a light and wrote up the prescriptions.

The funny part is since I wrote the original post, I went back to Roma pharmacy, this time in Rosarito and used my same prescription (that they let you keep) which was about a week old the second time I used it, and I was able to buy two more bottles of the 875 mg Amoxacillin for my girlfriend and her family there.

So to recap, it was a $6 doctor vistit and approx $50 (900 pesos) for the (2) bottles of extra stregnth 875 mg amoxacillin, 3 inhallers and the histamine.

[Hodysseus]

Thanks Captain. I am still fighting the respiratory part but at least I can breathe better now with the help of the inhallers (Salbutamol which is the Mexican version of Albuterol, which is to my understanding the same drug). I'm glad you asked about the doctor fee. I will edit my original post if I can to include that part, but it was only 100 pesos ($6 USD) and for the Doctor visit. For that fee he spent about 10 minutes with me, listened to my chest, and back with his stethascope, looked in my mouth with a light and wrote up the prescriptions.

The funny part is since I wrote the original post, I went back to Roma pharmacy, this time in Rosarito and used my same prescription (that they let you keep) which was about a week old the second time I used it, and I was able to buy two more bottles of the 875 mg Amoxacillin for my girlfriend and her family there.

So to recap, it was a $6 doctor vistit and approx $50 (900 pesos) for the (2) bottles of extra stregnth 875 mg amoxacillin, 3 inhallers and the histamine.

Hodysseus,

This is excellent info, very helpful for the bros.

How much did the doc charge? For the meds, $50 you got 20 pills Amoxicillin, some anti histamine and 3 packs inhalers, excellent deal. Hope you recover and feel better.

So Farmacia Roma is on East end of Ave Frontera, across from Ped East taxi stand with a doctor office next to it, even open late, very convenient for the bros seeking quick and convenient health care. Last time I needed a CoVid test, went to a couple urgent care centers in So Cal, all had long lines of waiting patients, a few with severe health problems. They waited all day then were told to go home, coming back the next day, some had to wait 3 to 4 days just to see a Physician Assistant. Damn. The convenience and low costs of Mexico's healthcare put the US system to shame.

Quite a few ISG bros need guide for convenient healthcare services. This info should be posted in ISG.

When you can breathe and feel better, would be fun to meet you in La Zona. Will buy you a few drinks.

[Captain Solo]

Are old and hideously ugly.

I pity guys who pay to consort with them.

But are they fit, young and pretty? Seeing a granny may be cheap but not so much fun.

[Lead1]

Asian girls and Mexican girls are less expensive than this for full service in Orange County.

But are they fit, young and pretty? Seeing a granny may be cheap but not so much fun.

[Dickduck]

Hello Captain,

Long time no see! Thank you for the response.

I will make it a point to scour Chavelas for this Amazon you speak of. Thank you for the tip!

I'll be working all weekend, but will be with you all in spirit. I missed the entirety of last year it appears, my last trip was in November 2021. We will need to fix this.

Have fun and stay safe this weekend!

Long time no hear from you.

I found a huge woman in Chavelas with melon sized DDDD cups waiting for you hehe.

With warmer and dry weather, a lot of girls are working the street, pretty sweethearts like Fanny, Kenya, Yvonne and the tiny Michelle.

We will go for USAF airshow in Riverside then head down to TJ, Sat or Sunday, have not decided. Would be fun to see you in TJ again. Will buy you a few drinks.

[Captain Solo]

Star Wars crew got in HK about 3 PM. The club was already crowded, packed with guys and lots of girls, a few new, hot, young. We expected about 10 bros to show, so Obiwan pulled his strings, got us the large double table in front of the TV. Eventually all wingmen showed up, a few I have not seen a while, also a few from out of town. Anakin was visiting his mom in OC but by 8 decided to drive down with Chef Boyardi to hang out with the bros. Hoes before mom every time hehe.

A few wingmen have been going to TJ a few times every week, got contacts with some very hot girls, but never posted their intels. We ordered a couple buckets of beers and a bottle of Bacardi Rum with mixers, which gives a good quick buzz without hang over, recommended over the cheap and harsh tequilas that will scorch the digestive tract.

We ordered 2 pepperoni pizza from Azul. The girls did not want to eat carb. I took a slice but find it way too salty, almost inedible. Damn. But Mao seemed to like it. He quickly devoured the one on his side, then moseyed over and finished ours. I took a couple pics of him relishing the pizza slices, looking funny like a hungry little boy. Chef Boyardi is another big eater, gulping down 6 full plates of meats at the Churrascaria do Brasil. We have to hit the AYCE buffets in town.

STRIPPERS.

We all packed into that booth, drinking, eating, catching up on news, molesting hot girls. Strippers were not especially attractive this night. Huge, flabby Cielo did her routine. Mao was offended by her large size, lumpy shape and slow, heavy moves, asked security guys to remove her from the stage, well, no can do. She may be large and lumpy to Mao but Papaya likes her a lot, sitting with her, buying in her nonstop wine bottles and treating her like a real lady. Not every guy like spinners. I found a huge, flabby woman, about 250 lbs, sitting in Chavelas with melon-size DDDD cups hanging down to the belly. Some guys might have a secret fantasy of riding a whale across the stormy Pacific hehe.

A new girl, fairly hot in her beige dress, insisted on $150 a session, no can do. She was floating around all night, not getting fichas or sessions, but she never learns.

$30 WINE BOTTLE SCAM.

Tall Barbie doll Diabla de Sinaloa came by, sat with me, ordered a Coke. She's tall and lanky, long legs, natural perky boobs, no tats, pretty face, beautiful like a doll. We were doing small talk. I was trying to kiss her neck and feel her boobs. She quickly stood up, took the drink and went to the corner. Talking about scams. She's known for her cold and haughty attitudes, difficult in and out of bed. Avoid her unless you want to hump a cold, hard log in bed.

Another pretty spinner came by, forgot her name. I invited her to sit and offered her a drink. She ordered a wine bottle with the mesero. I told her I would only buy cervezas. While she was hesitating, Obiwan decided to take her to the hotel, saved me from another $30 wine bottle scam.

HOT HK GIRL FRIENDS.

Papaya took girls to his room a couple times, left his 4 favorite girls at the table, instructing meseros to pour them wine nonstop and put them on his tab while he was gone. The girls sat there drinking heavily, joking that papaya was eating out their 2 friends. The girls took turns with him in the hotel. He bagged 6 girls and popped 5 times for the night. I don't know how he does it every trip, definitely a marathon gold medal Sex Olympian. He has been wishing the International Olympic Committee would turn sex into an international competitive sport.

He came down, breathing heavily, looking tired, drinking heavily, cuddling 3 girls. The dwarf tequilario poured a couple shots down his throat. I thought he was going to black out, but just shrugged it off and continued fondling girls. He has been going to TJ for the last 10 years, knows a lot of hot girls, a few would fly in from other states to meet up. He always has 3 to 4 girls keeping him company in the booth, showing him love. He really enjoys the girls' companies, love, affection, sex, reportedly eating them out and screwing them to multiple orgasms throughout the night. Bar girls just love big ballers who pay them well, then giving them bed shaking orgasms. Here's a pic of HK's decadent and sexy party with all facial features removed, just to show fun time with hot bar girls.

Another big baller, Jabba the Butt, hangs tight with his GF Cielo, throwing green to the crowd of guys and girls who stampede to scoop up the bills, drawing the limelight and attention to himself but severely distracting the enjoyment of others. He admitted to having 7 prior felonies, most likely drugs trafficking and distribution. He's a typical drug capo who may turn nasty and violent on petty issues, should be avoided.

R2 D2 brought his ex HK GF in to drink with us, a pretty and very nice girl with glasses, beautiful perky real boobs, long legs, nice light skin, no tats, kissing her lips, sucking on her tongue. She gave him 4 hour BB for $120 and refused propinas. She's like a GF but needs his money support, said she wants his babies. Wrong move. Don't do it. But he has been screwing her BB for the last year and a half. Never know when she will show up with a bloated tummy hehe.

NeverOnce was sitting with his girls in Miami but I did not see him. He stays in contact with many of the hottest HK girls, vacationing and visiting them in their hometowns, got the sweet and sexy BF treatments, allegedly with no money changing hands. He has some of the best arrangements with the hottest girls. I wish he had brought his girls over and hang with us.

By midnight LoveMoney brought over a nice, very pretty spinner, looking like a China, sat drinking with her. I liked her looks but thought LoveMoney was going to take her up, so I stayed back. I already drank way too much and was out of ammo anyway. Got her tel for next week. Wingmen have multiple bar GFs whom they meet on rotation every visit.

Went to Tropical, did not find any girl attractive, but found a new girl, very nice, very good–looking young spinner, nice, clean, no tats, playing with her phone. I wished I had found her earlier. I would have treated her like a hot GF and take her to the hotel, but it was getting late. Got her tel. She lives in TJ so is easy to see. It pays to check Tropical besides just hanging out in HK.

QUICK STRIKE MISSIONS.

Drove back by 11:30, wingmen crossed the border on foot in 10 minutes. We took turns driving back, arrived home by 1:30. Wingmen like quick strike missions, not having to spend too much time on the road, so they can go more often or every week, party with dozens hot girls, pop 6 girls a night, and still get home at decent hours, ready for sleep, work, family, business the next day.

[Captain Solo]

Long time no hear from you.

I found a huge woman in Chavelas with melon sized DDDD cups waiting for you hehe.

With warmer and dry weather, a lot of girls are working the street, pretty sweethearts like Fanny, Kenya, Yvonne and the tiny Michelle.

We will go for USAF airshow in Riverside then head down to TJ, Sat or Sunday, have not decided. Would be fun to see you in TJ again. Will buy you a few drinks.

Hi all, long time! I got some business in SD Friday evening Saturday, and figured I should go a day early and hit two birds. I'm planning on being out there in the early evening.

Can't car pool because I need to drive back after my job, but I'm down to meet and shoot the breeze while recovering. Anyone planning on being out there?

[Captain Solo]

Hodysseus,

This is excellent info, very helpful for the bros.

How much did the doc charge? For the meds, $50 you got 20 pills Amoxicillin, some anti histamine and 3 packs inhalers, excellent deal. Hope you recover and feel better.

So Farmacia Roma is on East end of Ave Frontera, across from Ped East taxi stand with a doctor office next to it, even open late, very convenient for the bros seeking quick and convenient health care. Last time I needed a CoVid test, went to a couple urgent care centers in So Cal, all had long lines of waiting patients, a few with severe health problems. They waited all day then were told to go home, coming back the next day, some had to wait 3 to 4 days just to see a Physician Assistant. Damn. The convenience and low costs of Mexico's healthcare put the US system to shame.

Quite a few ISG bros need guide for convenient healthcare services. This info should be posted in ISG.

When you can breathe and feel better, would be fun to meet you in La Zona. Will buy you a few drinks.

Well guys, I happen to have a home in both Rosarito and San Diego. The other day I needed meds and called my medical provider here in the US. They told me they couldn't get me an appointment, but that I should go to the Urgent Care. Based on past experience, I knew it could take 3+ hours to be seen at the Urgent Care. Plus, my chances of catching something else (worse) was in the back of my mind. So I elected to drive down to TJ to get some antibiotics. As I got close to the border I could see the traffic was going to take about 30-45 minutes to cross and it was already 7 pm and most doctors offices would be closed by the time I got there. So, like I typically do when I go down to monger for the night, I parked at the pay lot to the left of Jack in the Box. I power walked my way into Mexico. Having a resident card (Mexican green card) I always enter in through the Mexican side (on the left). In all it took me less than 10 minutes from the time I got out of my car until I was at the Roma across the street from where all the taxis are. To the left of Roma is a doctors office that is open until 9 pm each night. I walked in and nobody was in the lobby. The doctor immediately called me in and examined me. Within 10 minutes he was writing me a prescription for amoxacillin 875 mg pills (10) and said I should ask for two bottles so I have an extra one (your US doctors won't do that for you). Then I walked next door to the Roma farmacia, gave them my RX and for (don't remember exactly) but I think it was around 900 pesos I got 2 bottles of amoxacillin 875 mg x 10 pills (5 day supply each bottle), two other RX he gave me to dry up the mucus and a 3 pack of inhalers so I could breathe.

[Hadez]

First want to be clear. I have met a lot of girls I spend time with and when meeting them this way it is purely a money thing. There is a lot of fun but just keep it real.


I established some connections with apps. Problem is girls near the border ask more money and provide less service.

Like $300-600 quotes for all night (approx 6 hours). TBH these girls do not look as good as club girls who can get similiar all night prices. I met a girl at Strip Club in Rosarito. She moved to the area just because she could get more money.

It takes more time but I spent 2022 meeting girls in other parts of Mexico and flying them to TJ. Most I met in Tropical and HK. A well planned flight can be $100 or even less. Have booked flights where the airport fee (about $40) was more than the ticket. The girls have asked for $250 for a couple days to as low as $500 for 5 days. Can probably even negociate lower. I got some lower deals but I think it was because on some level the girls liked me.

The services are better for the girls I fly in. I have met girls from TJ who provide top notch service but none of them will meet outside the club.

2023 I am doing it different. Met a girl I get allong with. She speaks English. She is going to be my personal mexican tour guide. Plan to visit many places.

Would be nice if I could find a girl on one of the datings apps (there seems to be a lot of them on badoo). I"d like to come down for a weekend, fuck, hang out, and then go back home. Might be more cost efficient than seeing a bunch of girls, plus they are civvies. Anyone have experience with this?

[Dickduck]

Hi all, long time! I got some business in SD Friday evening Saturday, and figured I should go a day early and hit two birds. I'm planning on being out there in the early evening.

Can't car pool because I need to drive back after my job, but I'm down to meet and shoot the breeze while recovering. Anyone planning on being out there?

[Hodysseus]

Well guys, I happen to have a home in both Rosarito and San Diego. The other day I needed meds and called my medical provider here in the US. They told me they couldn't get me an appointment, but that I should go to the Urgent Care. Based on past experience, I knew it could take 3+ hours to be seen at the Urgent Care. Plus, my chances of catching something else (worse) was in the back of my mind. So I elected to drive down to TJ to get some antibiotics. As I got close to the border I could see the traffic was going to take about 30-45 minutes to cross and it was already 7 pm and most doctors offices would be closed by the time I got there. So, like I typically do when I go down to monger for the night, I parked at the pay lot to the left of Jack in the Box. I power walked my way into Mexico. Having a resident card (Mexican green card) I always enter in through the Mexican side (on the left). In all it took me less than 10 minutes from the time I got out of my car until I was at the Roma across the street from where all the taxis are. To the left of Roma is a doctors office that is open until 9 pm each night. I walked in and nobody was in the lobby. The doctor immediately called me in and examined me. Within 10 minutes he was writing me a prescription for amoxacillin 875 mg pills (10) and said I should ask for two bottles so I have an extra one (your US doctors won't do that for you). Then I walked next door to the Roma farmacia, gave them my RX and for (don't remember exactly) but I think it was around 900 pesos I got 2 bottles of amoxacillin 875 mg x 10 pills (5 day supply each bottle), two other RX he gave me to dry up the mucus and a 3 pack of inhalers so I could breathe.

Point being, it took me less than 30 minutes from the time I parked my car until I had seen the doctor and bought my prescriptions. Fortunately I have Sentri, so I walked right back to the front of the line, crossed (CBP didn't even ask if I had anything to declare which wouldn't have mattered because amoxacillin is legal to bring back, if a reasonable amount) then went to my car and drove home. In all my trip took under an hour, more like 45-50 minutes when I was back at my car.

And no, I didn't go mongering. I could barely breathe LOL.

But in regards to Viagra and Cialis that you guys were talking about... I like the Maxifort brand of generic Sildenafil (Viagra). I usually get the 100 mg pills (purple) and they work great... better than the Figora brand. As for the generic Cialis, avoid the lime-green box (don't recall the name) but those 20mg Tadalafil are filled with crap. I like the seafoam green and white box by SELECT PHARMA that they sometimes have in stock at Roma Farmacia. I have also used the generic farmacia (70% off place). That farmacia makes all their own generic meds I believe and their 20 mg Tadalafil pills work good too. Any of them are probably better than the lime-green (2 for 1 special) brand that they sell which are big fat yellow pills. They make me much more flush than the generic store brand or the SELECT PHARMA (again my favorite for generic Mexican Tadalafl 20mg)

Last word of advice, if you like to party, be careful of the coke in Zona Norte. One of favorite putas in Chicago told me a "new girl" died there a couple weeks ago from doing the coke. She said she didn't know the girl because she only worked there for a couple days, but that she died. So just a heads up. I think a lot of it has fentanyl mixed into it now

VSR.

I sympathize with your health problem. However, farmacias in Mexico are lawless, selling lots of dangerous fake meds that are useless, or worse, may kill you.

Couple bros and I do know the generia Viagras and Cialis sold by Farmacia Piri work well and safe. A diabetic guy had his toes and feet rotted out, was prescribed 20 Cialis pills a day hoping to dilate blood vessels in his legs, did not help his feet or his dick. But just for you, it may drastically improve your health and your life in Tijuana hoehouses hehe.

You may want to visit an English-speaking MDs on Revo, have an exam, show him your script and ask for scripts with referrals to honest, reliable farmacias.

Best wishes to you.

[Captain Solo]

VSR.

I sympathize with your health problem. However, farmacias in Mexico are lawless, selling lots of dangerous fake meds that are useless, or worse, may kill you.

Couple bros and I do know the generia Viagras and Cialis sold by Farmacia Piri work well and safe. A diabetic guy had his toes and feet rotted out, was prescribed 20 Cialis pills a day hoping to dilate blood vessels in his legs, did not help his feet or his dick. But just for you, it may drastically improve your health and your life in Tijuana hoehouses hehe.

You may want to visit an English-speaking MDs on Revo, have an exam, show him your script and ask for scripts with referrals to honest, reliable farmacias.

Best wishes to you.

Prescription drugs are very high here in the USA. Any person or business buy drugs in Mexico and return them to the USA for a fee? I am sure that legalities are involved and possibly complicated. One of my diabetic drugs is $1300 per month in the USA. Looking for alternative. Any suggestions?