Adult funs with pretty girls in Tijuana, Mexico for OC bros

[Kknm1]

Crossing back to US: best answer to the question.

About 15 years ago on TJ Amigos website the question was posed: "What do you say when you are asked 'What are you bringing back from Mexico?' ".

The best answer: "Nothing. I hope. ".

Last time I was asked: "What did you do there?

Me: "Just visiting".

Officer: "visiting who?

Me:" a friend".

Officer: "did you bring anything back, like marijuana?

Of course I said no. Haha.

[Captain Solo]

No extra charges.

Her body stiffened up a couple times, so she had multiple orgasms.

Does she charge extra for fingers in her pussy?

[WhoreMaster 91]

Karin the young pretty spinner is back standing in the cold wind of the alley about 3 doors West of Hong Kong's back door. She went home in Puebla for the last few months, did not see her. She still has her pretty, smiling face with twinkle in her eyes but padded some weight on her butt and her thighs. She was not on high heels, looked a tiny pudgy girl. I almost did not recognize her.

She took me to the $3 hotel across the street. She was smiling, slapping my butt, kidding with me on the way to the room. Her body was tight and toned, all natural with perky boobs, smooth, soft tan skin. I was sucking on her tits, rubbing her clit, inserting my middle finger deep into her coochie to caress her G spot. She loved the foreplay, closed her eyes, sighing, moaning. She let me do everything I wanted with her.

She got on top doing an energetic CG, ramming her crotch hard on mine. I got on top, ramming her hard. Her coochie was tight and snug, felt sensual with every thrust. She was caressing my back, hanging onto my waist, pulling my butt in with each thrust. She was sighing, moaning in pleasure. This girl just loves sex and is fun company. Sessions with her are far more sexy and satisfying than with expressionless HK girls.

Does she charge extra for fingers in her pussy?

[Zoo Guy1959]

Crossing back to US: best answer to the question.

About 15 years ago on TJ Amigos website the question was posed: "What do you say when you are asked 'What are you bringing back from Mexico?' ".

The best answer: "Nothing. I hope. ".

[Uscue]

Guys are overthinking it. They know most males crossing without a female most likely went to Zona Norte, even for a little if not the sole purpose of the trip. They don't care. All CBP Agents care about is are you bringing drugs ir anything else prohibited across the border. If you start getting all cute with your responses, they'll think it's either 1) you're a dick or 2) you're trying to hide something — possibly illegal. In both cases, they'll make your crossing a pain either by wasting time asking a bunch of questions or secondary checking your belongings.

Just say you went to the bars or downtown. What did you? You had drinks. You enjoyed the food. The culture. Some of them will smile and say how are the women. Just smile back and say good. They're not allowed to cross so the cool ones have fun hearing it was fun for you.

Once I didn't realize I still had lipstick on my cheek until after I already crossed and got to my car. CBP agent didn't say a thing about it.

Remember, all they care about is are you a threat to US interests (bringing drugs, not illegally crossing border, etc). Anything you did or didn't do in Mexico doesn't mean a thing to them.

[BruceBanner]

By laws CBP agents are not allowed to ask what you do in other countries. But they do ask stupid questions just to see your reaction.

You can take the fifth amendment and refuse to answer. But if they find you uncooperative, nervous, hostile or lying, they can do more intensive searches, send you to secondary inspection ect.

Lying to federal agent can be prosecuted as felony. Admitting to engaging in crimes overseas, like certain crimes involving minors, will likely get you investigated and prosecuted. Homeland Security has the largest budget, resources and jurisdiction. Don't fool with them. Just give them general and legal answers, like visiting friends, partying, shopping ect. Don't give them reasons and suspicion to investigate and prosecute you.

I hate having to answer stupid questions from CBP, but always felt they could really harass me in an interrogation room. I usually say I went for the tacos and they get a kick out of that. One CBP agent replied, "Pink tacos!"

[Captain Solo]

A week before the party, all rooms at Cascada and Rizzo de Oro had been booked up. We showed up at 7:30 PM Tuesday. Cascada was hopping with guys and girls heading in a steady stream to the elevator for sex in the room. I had to call on a special favor to have a double room for me and wingman.

Ran into a couple regular bros from San Franciso Bay and Sacramento areas. They all complained about the lack of talents for this week. Main reason was most hot girls were taken to the hotel back to back, sometimes gone for the night, not coming back. Did see Tesla picked up for the hotel and Zulma doing 5 or 6 sessions for the night. Other nights she would just sit at the bar pouting, doing nothing all night.

The club was hot, stuffy and packed with guys and girls, standing room only, difficult to walk around; all tables and booths were loaded with drinks, bottles, beer buckets and food. Everyone was in a good mood, dancing, cheering, drinking. 2 girls were doing a lesbian show on the main stage with an albino snake creeping, slithering, tongue flickering on their naked bodies. Most strippers, hot or chunky, had propinas rains with greens piling up on the entire stage. Guys were happy and were tipping generously.

By 10 PM the ratio of guys to girls was up to like 10:1. Damn it was a sausage fest. At midnight, MC Chay and floor managers were on stage, popping a couple bottles, raining confettis to music and loud cheers. Meseros started pouring sparkling cider for everyone in the bar. Everyone was having a good time.

About the same time 3 young Asian guys got into a scuffle with security at the front desk. Looked like there were disputes about paying for the 3 beers and they were forcibly evicted out the door. There were some pushes and shoves, harsh words spoken. A couple security guys and meseros looked fierce, like ready to fight. The 3 guys left 3 new beer bottles on the floor. In the past few months every time I was in HK I have seen guys forcibly evicted in ugly scenes. Guys and security were shouting at, staring down, pushing and shoving each other each other but not yet throwing punches. It probably happens a lot more often than I saw, may be a few times every night. It's no fun getting roughed up, thrown out and potentially banned from the club. It's wise to follow club rules, remain calm and civilized with HK workers, and bring any grievances to the boss.

I was looking for the beautiful Stephanie all over the club but she did not show. Damn. If you see any dream girl in HK, it's wise to take her to the hotel immediately as she may disappear and never show up again. I walked the 3 crowded floors; not too many attractive girls, only a few hot spinners already sitting with guys. Talked to a couple girls. They all wanted $100 or 1,800 pesos firm. Finally talked to Gabriela de Monterrey near the bar. She looked hot with a pretty face, fine spinner frame, nice, clean, no tats. She agreed to my offer. I told her to wait while I texted my wingman to make sure he and his girl were out of the room.

Typical of Monterrey girls, Gabriela was all business in the room. She sat on the bed, sternly wanted money first. I would have walked but tonight there were not too many alternatives, so I caved. With her clothes off, Gabriela's body was mushy and saggy in places, with pointy boobs, lots of baby damages, a large tat of a rose on her lower back, her novio's name across the back of her neck, and looked like the whole series of the New Testament tattooed on her left arm in fine prints.

She had lots of rules, no kissing, no squeezing boobs, no sucking tits, no sucking, fingering pussy ect. Damn I was disappointed. I was screwing her for a long time, adding lube a couple times. But soon she liked doggie and missionary, hissing, moaning loudly, had a sexier time than I did. I just have to learn how to make girls pay for hot sex instead of the opposite. She will be working in HK next few weeks. I have her tel if any bros want to try tough and dry Monterrey meats hehe.

Went down to the crowded club, drinking, bullshitting with a few new guys from the Bay areas. A few very hot girls showed up. Every time I came back to the club after sessions in hotel, I found much hotter, sweeter girls for whom I should have saved my time, money and ammo. Damn. Natasion looked like an exotic, young and pretty Asian spinner. Got her tel for future hook ups.

Walked the club a few times, wanted to do one more girls, but found no better talents. Allegedly lots of girls were off partying with their BFs and families NYE. Decided to leave by 1 AM. While waiting for the elevator, met a nice, clean, classy, very beautiful civie, Raquel de Acapulco sitting on a couch, texting. She looked tall, lean, light skin, pretty, more like American. She said not working, only visiting a friend in Cascada. What kinds of girls would have friends staying in a notorious hoetel? If she's not working this week, may be she will the next. Got her tel; she agreed to meet up when I am in Acapulco. May be I will snag a sexy tour guide for a vacation down South. My dream would be to have a few hot girls at every vacation spot in Mexico. Would make vacations so sexy and fun. Have to start collecting tels from girls in Cancun, Mazatlan, Ixtapa, CDMX, Guadalajra. Cabo ect for vacations' rainy days.

Overall, the lack of girls' availability, extreme crowd, noisy partying, difficulties booking rooms ect. Made the New Year Eve's party less enjoyable to me. But I did have fun bullshitting with new guys and get tels for a couple hot girls, Raquel the civie de Acapulco, so it was it was a win. Looking forward to a nice, sweet, sexy vacation in Acapulco with pretty Raquel.

As predicted, did get pulled over by policia on F Martinez after 2 AM for a New Year shakedown, but avoided that. Will write up in the other thread.

[Captain Solo]

By laws CBP agents are not allowed to ask what you do in other countries. But they do ask stupid questions just to see your reaction.

You can take the fifth amendment and refuse to answer. But if they find you uncooperative, nervous, hostile or lying, they can do more intensive searches, send you to secondary inspection ect.

Lying to federal agent can be prosecuted as felony. Admitting to engaging in crimes overseas, like certain crimes involving minors, will likely get you investigated and prosecuted. Homeland Security has the largest budget, resources and jurisdiction. Don't fool with them. Just give them general and legal answers, like visiting friends, partying, shopping ect. Don't give them reasons and suspicion to investigate and prosecute you.

[WoohooSoCal]

Why would you?

Has anyone actually told BP what they went down there to do and or are there consequence?

[Athelas]

Has anyone actually told BP what they went down there to do and or are there consequence?

If it's legal in the country you're going into, then it's fun to say it. When I go to Netherlands I tell the passport guy shrooms and sex. He knows it's true and I get waved in. In Bangkok I say Nana and Soi Cowboy. In Brazil I say "A garotas de programa de Ipanema. " And coming back into America, well they never question us global entry people, but it wouldn't matter what you did say. You were in Mexico when you did it. Maybe you'd get a high five.

[A Gladiator]

Has anyone actually told BP what they went down there to do and or are there consequence?

Tell them " cheap beer and pretty girls to look at" They don't bat an eye.

[Captain Solo]

I usually tell them going to bars, to party or to visit friends.

Never had problems.

Has anyone actually told BP what they went down there to do and or are there consequence?

[TheReal Truth]

Has anyone actually told BP what they went down there to do and or are there consequence?

[Captain Solo]

Sunday afternoon the weather was cold. I did not feel like going to TJ but eventually was convinced to go. 3 of us got to TJ about 2 PM. There were not many hot girls in HK so we headed out to the Cathedral Plaza for a late lunch.

Got back to HK about 3. More hot girls showed up. Yselle and Tesla showed up but disappeared immediately, could not be found for the rest of the afternoon. Found Stephanie by the railing, about mid 20's, very pretty with curly blonde hair, tall, medium built, light skin, no tats, with some of the most beautiful shapes and curves on her body. She looked more like Scandinavian, Swedish girl, as hot as a movie star like Scarlett Johansson in this pic. She was walking around the club poking guys for business.

I gave her a propina and checked her boobs, perky and all natural. She spoke adequate English. We agreed on a figure. She was a very nice girls, smiling sweetly with gentle manners of proper ladies, telling me "Let's go, let's go." I told her to wait as I had to digest the lunch first. I went to the banos for a few minutes. When I got back she had disappeared. I walked all 3 floors in the club a few times but could not find her. Have to look for her again this week.

Traded pleasantries with a guy named Tito near the stage. He flew down with a friend from Oakland once a year or so and was extremely happy in HK, living up the sexy high life. He just got in but already finished half a bottle of frozen Don Julio 70 and was feeling happy, offered me a shot. I never liked Tequilas before but tried a sip. Unlike other Tequilas, that Don Julio bottle was fragrant, very mild, slightly sweet but very strong. I liked it a lot, took a few more shots. That Tequila was good, tasty, no hang over. Will buy a few bottles cheap at the duty-free stores near PedWest.

The Oakland guy was high. He offered the bottle to a stripper on stage, pouring down her throat. She loved that stuff, gurgling it down. That brought on a big argument with security. HK girls are employed to push fichas and make big money for the club; they are not allowed to drink from his private bottle hehe. He got so drunk, proposed to buy me a session with Zulma, including hotel. I had to turn him down.

I leaned on the floor manager for free beers to chase down the Tequila. The guy pretended he did not speak English, did not understand my request, but wrote out a note to the bar tender for 2 free beers. Had fun bullshitting with the bros from out of town who cannot go to TJ frequently and would live it up when they are in town. We keep counting our blessings living nearby.

Had too many Tequila shots and beers, feeling a gentle high. The wingman had to drive back, crossing the border at about 7 PM; there were no lines in REGULAR and READY lanes, very unusual. Don Julio 70 sells in store for about $50 for 500 mL bottle, very good drink. In HK, bottles' prices are usually quadrupled for the privilege of watching HK girls.

Had some sexy fun for an otherwise boring Sunday afternoon. Looking forward to the New Year's Eve party on Tuesday night. Have to find that hot Stephanie again.

[Captain Solo]

Yselle is hot and very popular. She showed up in HK about 3 PM Sunday, immediately taken to the hotel by a guy for a long session, did not come back.

However she's difficult to deal with in bed, having lots of rules, no kissing, don't squeeze my boobs, don't grab my butt, don't rub my clit, don't suck my tit, don't finger my pussy ect.

She wants $100 a session and there are no shortage of guys wanting her.

Nice how is she on bed? Total damage?