Adult funs with pretty girls in Tijuana, Mexico for OC bros

[RobertABouy]

Took me 14 months to get approved for GE but for others I have seen it go through pretty quickly. I think it's all luck. They sent me an email when it finally got approved. I scheduled for the interview the same day and got approved right away even though they told me it might take a few days. That comes down to luck as well I suppose.

Once you interview, the decision is made. The interviewer will decide based on your background info. My guy literally talked football with me the whole time and I had my approval same day. Congrats on joining the club.

[Dohma22]

Been going for decades and major changes in the last few years:

-bring your own condoms, they're charging $5 or selling as a drink + condom package.

-book a room for the night instead of per session, girls haven't been watching the clock and negotiate $100 for the 1-shot but if you're getting along can get another off for another $40-50 tip, haven't had any issue w / this.

-BBBJ far and few between. Maybe it's cause I've been aiming for high quality, back in the day BBBJ was tables' stakes, now the youngins have rules.

-on that note, very few of the girls get down like the shaving cream girls do, if you want girl on girl, BBBJ, cim, you need to get the ones that do those shows on the stage. Again most have rules / limits.

-pay for 2-3 drinks downstairs to test drive, the engaging / fun ones are usually fun upstairs. The boring, quiet ones are usually boring / quiet upstairs.

-HK is where it's at except weekend evenings (too packed, no seats) if you want more space and willing to sacrifice quality Chicago can be good. But way harder to find the hot ones there and lighting is pretty bad.

-most fun I've had: booking a 2 bedroom suite w / friends, ordering buckets of beer for girls and asking for 10 or so to come up you can choose from. They sit and drink with you in the suite and feels more like a house party.

[Captain Solo]

Long time have not heard from Duck.

Will stay in Cascada Tuesday night, in HK for that party Wednesday night, returning about midnight.

A couple wingmen will be partying in HK Tuesday and Wednesday nights.

[Taliesin92]

Been a while everyone! This is super last minute but I'm on my way to the boarder on the trolly as I speak. Anyone else headed down?

Lucky you! I'll be there in a couple weeks. Would be great if you could post about your experience here.

[Dickduck]

Been a while everyone! This is super last minute but I'm on my way to the boarder on the trolly as I speak. Anyone else headed down?

[Nothing24]

Yeah, I think I'm going to have to try crossing back late at night, around 10 pm or so, as others have recommended. I check my online Global Entry application every day and it always says the same damn thing: "Waiting for conditional approval. ".

Feels like I'm waiting for Godot, and he will never arrive!

Took me 14 months to get approved for GE but for others I have seen it go through pretty quickly. I think it's all luck. They sent me an email when it finally got approved. I scheduled for the interview the same day and got approved right away even though they told me it might take a few days. That comes down to luck as well I suppose.

[Taliesin92]

Currently best path is Sentri. 2nd best on foot is crossing late night / morning when things are slow.

Yeah, I think I'm going to have to try crossing back late at night, around 10 pm or so, as others have recommended. I check my online Global Entry application every day and it always says the same damn thing: "Waiting for conditional approval. ".

Feels like I'm waiting for Godot, and he will never arrive!

[Hadez]

They will ask because some will give it up. This is not new just happening more.

Every girl on my last trip accepted $100.

If people want to pay $120+ make the loca do extras or stay longer.

HKgirls are not asking $250-350. The current norm is $120, with 95% quoting 100-150.

If girls are quoting him $250-350, it means that they either profiled him as a clueless sucker or he is paying an ugly surcharge.

[Hadez]

Currently best path is Sentri.

2nd best on foot is crossing late night / morning when things are slow.

If one must cross during day take one of the red bus / van by border. The sentri mongers need to wait about 30 minutes for the others using the red van / bus.

Driving if you have the passport card get a medical pass for the mexican express lane. I would get one at the rosarito inn. They probably sold in Tijuana but I do not know where.

Since there are some TJ experts in this group, I'd love to know, what's the fastest way to get back across the border?

I never have any trouble going down there, either driving across, or parking in San Ysidro and using the pedestrian walkway. But nearly every time I come back, it's been a terrible experience. The line of cars trying to get back into the USA Is often 3 or 4 or even 5 hours long. And the line of people waiting to cross on foot is often times just as long. The line at Ped East is friggin' ridiculous at almost any hour. And while Ped West is sometimes much better, you never know when it will be closed for some random BS reason. Then you're stuck in the main line waiting for hours and hours just to get back home.

I have applied for Global Entry, but not sure how long that will take to get approved. I heard it can take months. Until then, are there any secrets to getting back across the border quickly? Like, can I speak through one of those cracks in the border fence or something. LOL!

[Hadez]

Driving across the regular lines can be from 2 hr to 8 hr. My info about a year old or more on that.

I was able to get a medical pass that allowed me to enter a special lane. I got mine at a hotel in rosarito. Need to have the passport card as the express mexican lane puts you into a Ready Lane. First thing in morning on Sunday this is a 15 min wait. Did this many times during the long af wait for my Sentri. Even when things got busy it was under 30 min.

Finally got my sentri pass the last couple visits.

If you don't have Global Entry, forget about driving back. Even after midnight it takes 3 to 4 hours. In a GE car, you can cross back in 5 - 15 minutes any time of the day.

To cross back on foot, guys usually wait until after 10 PM when the line is short. My wingmen walk back after midnight, most time there was no wait.

[Taliesin92]

Aren't the borders open for anyone to Enter? LOL.

Ha! That's the irony, isn't it? It's actually more difficult to get across the border as an American citizen with a USA Passport. If I pretend to be an illegal immigrant, I can just walk through a hole in the wall and they will give me a free cell phone and a bus ride or flight anywhere I'd like to go. Stupid me, I've been doing this the wrong way all along. LOL!

[Taliesin92]

If you don't have Global Entry, forget about driving back. Even after midnight it takes 3 to 4 hours. In a GE car, you can cross back in 5 - 15 minutes any time of the day.

To cross back on foot, guys usually wait until after 10 PM when the line is short. My wingmen walk back after midnight, most time there was no wait.

After 10 pm — OK, I will give that a shot. I've never tried leaving that late at night. So I'm thinking the plan would be: Swing by HK at 8 pm, enjoy one last hurrah, and then head to la lina. Thanks for the intel!

Global Entry is certainly the best solution. Just waiting for my conditional approval, then the interview. And I'm assuming that won't happen in time for my late April excursion.

[RobertABouy]

If you don't have Global Entry, forget about driving back. Even after midnight it takes 3 to 4 hours. In a GE car, you can cross back in 5 - 15 minutes any time of the day.

To cross back on foot, guys usually wait until after 10 PM when the line is short. My wingmen walk back after midnight, most time there was no wait.

Global Entry makes the process super easy. I walk across most times I go down for convenience and find with Global Entry, the walk up is the longest part of the whole process. Once in the building, I think a few minutes is the most I have ever waited.

Wish they would re-open pedwest to normal business hrs. That would really cut the time for me.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Since there are some TJ experts in this group, I'd love to know, what's the fastest way to get back across the border?

I never have any trouble going down there, either driving across, or parking in San Ysidro and using the pedestrian walkway. But nearly every time I come back, it's been a terrible experience. The line of cars trying to get back into the USA Is often 3 or 4 or even 5 hours long. And the line of people waiting to cross on foot is often times just as long. The line at Ped East is friggin' ridiculous at almost any hour. And while Ped West is sometimes much better, you never know when it will be closed for some random BS reason. Then you're stuck in the main line waiting for hours and hours just to get back home.

I have applied for Global Entry, but not sure how long that will take to get approved. I heard it can take months. Until then, are there any secrets to getting back across the border quickly? Like, can I speak through one of those cracks in the border fence or something. LOL!

Aren't the borders open for anyone to Enter? LOL.

[Captain Solo]

If you don't have Global Entry, forget about driving back. Even after midnight it takes 3 to 4 hours. In a GE car, you can cross back in 5 - 15 minutes any time of the day.

To cross back on foot, guys usually wait until after 10 PM when the line is short. My wingmen walk back after midnight, most time there was no wait.

Since there are some TJ experts in this group, I'd love to know, what's the fastest way to get back across the border?

I never have any trouble going down there, either driving across, or parking in San Ysidro and using the pedestrian walkway. But nearly every time I come back, it's been a terrible experience. The line of cars trying to get back into the USA Is often 3 or 4 or even 5 hours long. And the line of people waiting to cross on foot is often times just as long. The line at Ped East is friggin' ridiculous at almost any hour. And while Ped West is sometimes much better, you never know when it will be closed for some random BS reason. Then you're stuck in the main line waiting for hours and hours just to get back home.

I have applied for Global Entry, but not sure how long that will take to get approved. I heard it can take months. Until then, are there any secrets to getting back across the border quickly? Like, can I speak through one of those cracks in the border fence or something. LOL!