2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Motorback]

Let me clarify my statement. WV has a much nicer strip club enviroment (school is back in session now so the college kiddies should be back dancing) then VA. I've had good luck at several clubs in WV. The status of the pan- handle clubs has gone down a bit over the past few years as M'Burg & C'Town have become more developed and a daily commute for DC workers. There are still good clubs but as in b'more, you must be a regular to get the attention you seek. Also it's damn near impossible to go more than 15 mles in any direction (in WV) and not find a strip club. Go a bit further in past the panhandle and you'll see. Globe..Maybe we should do a roundtable in WV soon!

[Mykonos Lover]

Block Partier

I think we should nominate Robux for some sort of office. Chief Trash Collector, Director of Skank Services, or other like offices.

[Low Jack]

I guess I should start posting here.

Anyway, I've got a connection with some chinese apartments. Went to see the locale in Mclean and saw Mimi. She's really a waif type with no body but man I was totally rejeuvenated by her massage techniques. The other girl there (sherry?) I saw before in MD (see Montgomery County reviews). Mimi gave a nice massage and then dessert was really nice and relaxed. The location is cleaner than the Best Buys one and nicer. I hope they are cool with this place.

[Figrindan]

Hokey,

You came to NoVa at the wrong time, it's not THAT bad usually. Go to the LAST page of this board, April 2002, and read forward. Sweet young things CAN be had, with research, diligence, YMMV, the right moves, and a little luck. If you prove your mettle here you might get some of us old geezers to reminisce about Pon of Mykonos for example. That said, I REALLY REALLY hope things get "back to normal after the election" like everybody says they will.

[Block Partier]

I just moved from Baltimore to NoVA. Obviously from a mongers standpoint this really sucks. Thats why my posts have mostly moved from Baltimore to DC. NOVA does seem to suck. Nothings happening here.

It's only half an hour to DC anyway. I like the DC girls better than Baltimore anyway I think. More "profesional" isn't really the right word but I think experienced mongers know what I mean.

I just read someone's post that interested me. Someone suggested that we vote for the politicians less interested in morality wars. Since I'm new here would someone pls tell me who to vote for locally based upon this rule. Are any specific civic, county or state politicaincs pushing this type of stupid agenda. Is there anyone running for state senate that'll legalize brothels in Loudon ? I think maybe we all need that info. God bless democracy. We can start a new political party. Instead of of a donkey or an elephant we can have a horny dog.

I've also posted a note in the DC board seeking other mongers for a monger party similar to one described on the board from last weekend. i.e. meet in a strip club, have a small drink, pickup some girls and find some new board materials.. Anyone ? I'd especially like to meet some of the veterans who's posts Ive been reading for years. I'm hoping for something on Friday.

Remember, moderation in all things, especially moderation.

[Squonk64]

""Motorback wrote:

"SWcruiser: The only good thing about Loudon County is that it is near West Virginia !"

What's is that a good thing? West Virginia is almost as bad as Virginia. The only thing I've ever found there of redeeming value is the nudie bars but they are real rip-offs - Cover charges plus outrageous amounts (considering what you get for your money) for private dances. Save your gas and go to Baltimore instead."

Reply: Well, at least you have all nude strip bars in WV. You are one of the four, out of the 51 states and The District, which allow them. Wild and wonderful West Virginia!!! Gotta love it!!!

And don't tell me there is no P4P in WV. Stay after hours at the Millenium Club or some other highly regarded bar, and tell me how many girls fill their suitcases into some 50-something guy's car. There has got to be P4P, if maybe a premium.

Squonk

[Squonk64]

I went scouting the Fairhaven 7-11 area today, 8/23, in the late lunch hour. There was nothing today at the 7-11, but the crowd of guys turning around after passing the 7-11 sure made me think there might have been some lunchtime action lately.

I followed one fellow Monger just to see where he was cruising. He made the right from Fairhaven and made a left into the exit of one of the $40 hotels. By the time he circled back, there was a fine light skinned SW in a blue dress talking to him, trying to get into the car. I last saw this monger at the same hotel, in the parking lot about 15 minutes later. I have no f-ing clue where he got this girl from, maybe he knows her from the hotel, but I didn't see her before or after he picked her up. Maybe I should have done a better job following him so I could pick up some seconds.

Anyway, the action seems to have move down US-1 towards the Krispy Kreme. I saw The Old Hag that used to work near the 7-11 in that parking lot. There was also another BSW with red tinted hair walking out of the Wendy's, to the KK to talk with The Hag, then walking along the road behind, which I think is called North Kings Highway. There was another very blatant BSW at the bus stop in front of the Chucky Cheese. She was way too dressed for the part, knee high boots, boobs hanging out, and all. To me, she looked like she either wanted to get busted or was LE herself. She eventually disappeared across US-1 to the vacinity of the Shoppers.

Hope y'all find this useful. Post something good if you have it.

[Hokey Poker]

Me again. I agree about the West Virginia Panhandle Strip Clubs. They are rip-offs - I have gone to Vixens (they have a couple of real beauties here though!) and Millenium and everything is complete pre-pay directly to the bouncer (they won't let the girls even touch the money except for tips); those are supposed to be 2 of the better 4 clubs out there. The bouncers time every second and you are extracted from the room the split second the song ends. You will be made to feel that they completely distrust and despise you (except for your money, which is loved) What amazes me are the going rates $30/dance in the West Virginia Panhandle. The whole area looks so dirt poor I can't believe anyone there can afford that unless it's out of town money. Not that Baltimore's charming Ghetto scene is any more pleasant or safe, but you can get more for your money in Baltimore, even if not fully nude dances.

[Hokey Poker]

Hello guys,

I am a lurker turned contributor monger. I have RTFF and hope to be day be embraced by you guys (hey watch the hands, fella). I don't think there is much going on in Loudoun County. A few AMPs; not much of anything in the way of SW. When I have RTFF I am impressed about how you guys try to make lemonade of out of this lemon of a scene out in NOVA. Essentially, we have a hodge-podge of mediocre and LE monitored AMPs, which we are afraid to go through Election Season (which hopefully will be followed by Erection Season), and some nasty crack addict hookers on Route 1. WOW - how sad. My technique is to do my mongering on my travels elsewhere. Toronto, Philadelphia and Dallas are favorites. A few months back I was in Philadelphia, went to a downtown AMP first time, got pay after play, FS, from very cute provider. Never had that kind of success in NOVA - in terms of looks, quality of service, or trust. I usually don't care for AMPs though, but it was nice to finally have a good time at one, even if out of town.

Later

[Globetrotter]

Motorback wrote:

"SWcruiser: The only good thing about Loudon County is that it is near West Virginia !"

Whys is that a good thing? West Virginia is almost as bad as Virginia. The only thing I've ever found there of redeeming value is the nudie bars but they are real rip-offs - Cover charges plus outrageous amounts (considering what you get for your money) for private dances. Save your gas and go to Baltimore instead.

[Motorback]

SWcruiser: The only good thing about Loudon County is that it is near West Virginia !

[Asian Shark]

T.K THERAPY

Decided to visit Happy again ( This is her name ). She is about late 30's but very cute with decent body. This is my 3rd visit with Happy. It is getting better every time. Here is detail of the night.

We started with TS and she is really soft rubbing my body and use her fingers to clean my butt hole and plays with my balls from behind. She also pays extra attention when I fliped to front.

Back to the room, dried off extra water left on my body. And than she started really hard massage on neck, back and legs, while she massages my legs, she will grab my balls and squezes softly, by this time, I'm ready for some action.

After my masage, I was ready to massage her. She got on the table and I started with her back and pulled her shirt up all the way to her neck, she did not have any bra. I was carassing her bare back and than I went down top her waist and than her ass. And than I took her shorts off with thong underware. She was enjoying every minute of it. I've started to lick her back and her waist and than down to her ass. She was moaning and wanted more so I started DATY and she was shivering with pleasure. Now it was my turn, She asked me to lay down beside her and she started stroking junior while rubbing her body against me. We were both ready to burst and few mintes later, I exploded all over all body.

It was and always were great seeing happpy. She will not do BJ or Full service but she gives great HJ in nude. Damage was $60 house fee and $80 for her enthusiasm. I usually give her $60 but today was extra special.

You will need to speak korean and need to see her at least twice before she'll let you DATY or HJ naked.

Asian Shark

[Sweet Pea]

Here's another one for the Never Again list. Picked up a new wsw named Rochelle near the Krispy Kreme on Rt 1. I should have known better as it was 2 AM on the weekend. It's not that she was bad looking, she was better than average for that area. It's that she was more paranoid than I've ever seen a sw. She was definitely either on meth or crack that night. It was the old I'm not one of 'those' girls, I'm a regular girl in serious need of money, my 9 year old is dying at the hospital right now, I just moved here and have no place to stay, I just got laid off, I'm staying at the VIA hotel, bullshit bullshit bullshit.

I decided to end the date early because I couldn't take all the 'are you sure you're not a cop? you're not going to be violent with me, are you? what did you just reach for? where are you driving to?' It was over and over and over again. Nonstop.

Jeez. This woman really needed a remedial class in ho' stroll 101. Or at least read Streetwalking For Dummies a few times.

[Squonk64]

FYI, Craigslist.com got a write-up on Yahoo news in the past day.

[Squonk64]

SW,

Welcome to Loudoun!! The good news is that you are about an hour from anywhere! The bad news is, if you think you'll find much here, you're out of luck.

As a kagillion year resident of these parts, most of us Loudoun mongers travel to Fairfax Co, which is pitiful, DC, which is better if you have $$$, Frederick, MD, which has it's plusses and minuses, and the western panhandle of WV, which has more all nude strip clubs than any area I've ever seen, but zero P4P, from what I can tell, or Baltimore, which has everything from the block to $20 hookers. In other words, travel an hour outside the border, and you’re in luck!!

Word was that Payne's biker bar, across from the courthouse on King Street, used to have “apartments upstairs,” that were not part of the business. But Wally Payne sold the business around 2000, the new owners remade the place into what they hoped to be an upscale eatery with a biker bar theme, a la the Hard Rock Café, and renamed it something else, “Downtown Saloon,” I think. I have heard nothing concerning P4P there since. Look for the neon sign in the window, “Better off here than across the street,” and you found the place. Some recent update on the services, even those telling us that services are no longer available, there would be welcome here.

On the LE side, Romeo3Entertainment tried to run an escort service/brothel in Ashburn, but got closed down when Leesburg’s CIO made some questionable charges from there on the town’s credit card. The purveyor got 3 years room and board provided by the Federal government. A little further back, a massage madam from Sterling was busted because, God forbid, she opened the first massage parlor in Loudoun. She was later acquitted of “running a bawdy place,” and other massage parlors have opened in Loudoun since then. I guess LE has matured a bit since, because I haven’t heard of any arrests associated with massage parlors. (By “matured,” I mean they now know that “massage parlor” is not an automatic pseudonym for prostitution. That doesn’t mean they don’t survey the places to keep them clean of bawdy activity.)

On the political side, you have to remember that this county has given birth to some of the most conservative politicians in the country. Ollie North lives a couple hundred feet west of the county in Clarke, but pays Loudoun taxes since his road is inaccessible from Clarke. Mike Farris, who ran for Lieutenant Governor a couple times and opened Patrick Henry College for the home schooled, is also very active behind the county’s political scene. And let us not forget Delegate Dick Black, who seems more content on spending his political capital on antiabortion bills and awarding judgeships to staunch conservatives than solving the areas critical needs, like transportation, schools, and zoning reform.

God bless us one and all. "Now, pass the crack pipe and spread your legs, *****!!"

Squonk

“Like father, like son. A red rag hangs from an open mouth. Alive at both ends, but a little dead in the middle. A tumbling and a bumbling he will go!!”