2005 Archived Off-topic Reports

[Wastrel]

My wife and I are going to Vegas the end of January. It will be the first time to go without another couple. Since we are going alone my wife wants make it a trip to remember with lots of flashing and being naughty. We are staying at Ceasars and will be there Sunday thru Wednesday. We would like recommendations of clubs, lounges etc. that allow lots of flesh to be exposed. Not looking to go to strip clubs or swinger clubs can do that back home. She loves wearing sheer tops without a bra or a deep plunging top that allows her titties to fall out easily along with a short skirt and never any panties. We are in our mid 30's so some clubs might be out due to geared toward a younger crowd. She has also talked about some dirty dancing with her skirt up around her waist. I can't wait - she is priming me for this every day. Would like to find places that we are not the only one doing it so we are a spectacle. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

This isn't exactly what you asked for, and January might not be perfect for it, but if your dearly beloved doesn't mind having choice parts of her anatomy standing at attention in the nippy desert air these could be places for her to warm up while chilling, so to speak:

"European-style topless sunbathing is allowed at the Venus pool only...

http://vegas.com/resorts/pools/caesarspool.html

"Mandalay Bay's 11 acres of beach environment include three pools, a lazy river, a topless pool and a 1.6-million-gallon wave pool with a sand-and-surf beach...

...There is also a topless pool area available."

http://vegas.com/resorts/pools/mandalaybaypool.html

[Cienega32]

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I'll be sitting in the snow, huddling around the laptop for warmth, and I'm sure I'll be readin.....Wastrel....Wow, can't believe the selection of ho's these days, and how 'bout them rates, got a 2 girl for .20 the other day...Ever since those horny bastards left down, it's been eeeeeeeasy pickins...

No such tale of woe and snow for me. But I will have the challanging task of a 40 minute drive to Latina Heaven found just over the Rio Bravo (where I have had 2 for .60 and a dollar really ain't a dollar) if I get bored sitting around the pool.

It won't be all peaches and cream without those AAMPS right down the block but I think, I think I'll be able to get thru it. I will miss those Asian cuties, tho'...

I'll be checking the newsfeeds for HizHonor's announcement of Wastrel Appreciation Day (when Vegas can shoot a W.A.D.) , as I'm sure Oscar will, no doubt, pay homage in one form or another, to the massive strides taken in the mongering community.

Remember when Whiskey Pete's built Cactus Kate's? Hard to lose when you're your own competition!

[Wastrel]

The epidemic of this peculiar local form of littering continues:

Hikers find burned corpse in northwest LV

Police were investigating the death of a man found burned Thursday morning in northwest Las Vegas.

A group of hikers discovered the man's smoldering body about 10:30 a.m. in a desert ditch off Decatur Boulevard, north of Shadow Ridge High School.

The man's body and the area around him was blackened by the fire.

He was facedown in a semi-crawling position.

Investigators think the man was a victim of homicide. [Duh, ya think?]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_ho...s/5134430.html

[Desert Dude]

......This is going to really suck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I'll be sitting in the snow, huddling around the laptop for warmth, and I'm sure I'll be readin.....Wastrel....Wow, can't believe the selection of ho's these days, and how 'bout them rates, got a 2 girl for .20 the other day...Ever since those horny bastards left down, it's been eeeeeeeasy pickins...

Just let me know if ya decide to go ahead on the van...I'm sure I'll get to vegas once a year anyway...

[Wastrel]

Just remember to turn off the juice on your way out already. Not gonna pay the light bill just for the rattlesnakes and scorpions left in the desert 'round here.

Looks like we're leaving it all up to Wastrel, as I've been packing for the last two weeks...

I'm moving north in less than two weeks...

...will be following your trail out of town...

I am cashing out my chips and leaving Vegas...

This is going to really suck.

[Cienega32]

Wastrel - there was a post a while back about that place being used to get more bang for our Metro tax-dollar. I can't remember who or when it was posted but I would've thought it was you, the way it stuck in my memory.

It's gone to hell since they tore down The Green Shack. And now Ivanna has pulled out of the Holy Cow. What's it all coming to...

[Cienega32]

Something in the air? I'm moving north in less than two weeks. Far enough north that the forum for the whole state has less posts than this thread. Ugh. Do hope to drop down from time to time, and appreciate all the wisdom and humor i've soaked up from the likes of wastrel, cienega, maggs, etc etc etc...

Looks like we're leaving it all up to Wastrel, as I've been packing for the last two weeks. Those Juarez trips got just a little too far for these old bones. Hey - I think there's a pun in there.

Now if I can only figure out how to bring a few of the AAMPS to my new neighborhood I'll be OK!

Any way - a Happy New Year to you all and for all that are relocating - have a safe and easy trip!

[Wastrel]

Oh, and heard from a bsw that metro is using some apartments near the Castaways for a training center of sorts...

That's really interesting. It would explain some things I've seen & heard. I find that very believable, as I'm sure they were in a position to make the property owners an offer they could not refuse, as a part of allowing them to reopen after the city ordered it shut down and fenced off a couple of years ago. That would almost certainly be the place in the blocks behind the 7-11 across Atlantic from the back door of the Castaways Hotel/Casino, the low-income rental project formerly named the Clarkdale Apartments, but commonly referred to on the street as "Crackdale" before the city got annoyed with all the blood soaked publicity and whatnot. I believe they've painted a new name on the place since they were allowed to reopen, but I don't know what it is.

Here's the place on a map: http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q...egas,+NV+89104
And satellite: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=2417+W...&iwloc=A&hl=en

Zoom in on the photo and you'll get the idea. A classic "proletariat worker's paradise Stalinist housing project" type place. The Castaways is to your right, at least in the photo, until Station Casinos implodes it in about a month. You can tell the photo is a little old becuase there are actually cars in the lot.

P.S. For visitors, "Metro" is short for Las Vegas Metropolitain Police Department. The guys with khaki jumpsuits who you'd rather not spend most of your vacation getting to know.

[Desert Dude]

Good luck. I envy you, and will be following your trail out of town within one year or less, if all goes well.

Something in the air? I'm moving north in less than two weeks. Far enough north that the forum for the whole state has less posts than this thread. Ugh. Do hope to drop down from time to time, and appreciate all the wisdom and humor i've soaked up from the likes of wastrel, cienega, maggs, etc etc etc...

[Member #3922]

My wife and I are going to Vegas the end of January. It will be the first time to go without another couple. Since we are going alone my wife wants make it a trip to remember with lots of flashing and being naughty. We are staying at Ceasars and will be there Sunday thru Wednesday. We would like recommendations of clubs, lounges etc. that allow lots of flesh to be exposed. Not looking to go to strip clubs or swinger clubs can do that back home. She loves wearing sheer tops without a bra or a deep plunging top that allows her titties to fall out easily along with a short skirt and never any panties. We are in our mid 30's so some clubs might be out due to geared toward a younger crowd. She has also talked about some dirty dancing with her skirt up around her waist. I can't wait - she is priming me for this every day. Would like to find places that we are not the only one doing it so we are a spectacle. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

[HawaiiGuy]

Adios, Vegas Baby

¡Que tengas suerte! (Good Luck) Have really enjoyed your posts, especially about the Asian incall apartments.

I do hope you keep on posting.

Adios amigos,

I am cashing out my chips and leaving Vegas for greener pastures.

Good luck to all.

Vegas Baby!

[np2112]

Adios amigos.
I am cashing out my chips and leaving Vegas for greener pastures.

Good luck to all.
Vegas Baby!

Good luck. I envy you, and will be following your trail out of town within one year or less, if all goes well.

[Cienega32]

Adios amigos.
I am cashing out my chips and leaving Vegas for greener pastures.

Good luck to all.
Vegas Baby!

Good luck to you in all your future pursuits VB! Stay safe!

[Vegas Baby]

Adios amigos.
I am cashing out my chips and leaving Vegas for greener pastures.

Good luck to all.
Vegas Baby!

[Desert Dude]

ODDS:

Just heard at the bar in the El Cortez, the latest rumor, now that Barrick is officially out of the old Gaughan properties downtown, is that the Western will be converted to a smoke-free casino. Don't know if there's anything to it, but I find this notion hilarious.

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The area on and just off Boulder/Fremont near the 7-ll around Atlantic behind the Castaways used to be an active SW hotspot, then got very heavy Metro surviellance while the city closed the old "Crackdale" apartments there, and has continued to get a lot of Metro attention since the apartments reopened, with patrol officers often discretely sitting on that block waiting to pounce. Today I noticed the weird A-Frame building past Pepe's Tacos and La Palm motel is now open as a restaurant named "Steakout" of all things. Guess they mean beef, instead of the doughnuts being consumed within view of the back door.

The Western, smoke-free? Now that is freakin hilarious. Although the country band there the last couple weekends sure added a funny flavor...I hope they don't, this has been one of my crazy marketing ideas, a total non-smoking hotel/casino in vegas. Called 'Smoke'. Decor all about smoking. Pictures of James Dean, Hemingway, etc, all with a smoke. Dining options? BBQ with a smoker, of course. Nicest rooms? Those would be the Swisher Suites...Oh, and heard from a bsw that metro is using some apartments near the Castaways for a training center of sorts...