2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Derby Dervish]

I was in CT over the holiday weekend and I decided to stop in at Kay's based on my previous excellent GFE experiences with Coco and Kay. Kim told me that Coco was "on vacation", but she was not sure if she would stay in Korea or if she would be back at some time in the future. Wouldn't (or couldn't) give me any more info. Meanwhile, there was only one girl available, "Nana" I think but I'm not totally sure about the name. Well, YMMV was never so true!

She was about 25, 5'7" or so, a little heavy and not really my cup of tea... but like an idiot I went with her anyway. I may as well have been with a zombie robot. I did get a decent TS but she was vert detached. In the room, no foreplay, less than 10 minutes into the session she's trying to fit Peter in before he's ready. I tried to slow things down and turn her on but to no avail. She lay there almost rigid, with her eyes closed, with very little response to my attempts. I learned that she's been at Kay's about 6 months (very little English) but apparently she learned little from her experience.

At the very end of the session she got quite talkative and I learned that all she really wanted was to get enough money to go back to Korea. I wished her luck and left. I told Kim that this was totally unsatisfactory and that the next time (if there is one) I would expect much better. What can you do? Next time for sure I'll be more selective.

I didn't have time to try Fantasy (or anywhere else) but I think the next time I'm in Bpt I will and see if they are really slipping or not. I have had some excellent times there in the past. Wherever you go, remember, YMMV. What about this new place at 3768 Main? Are prices the same there?

[NY Monger]

IMHO, seems Fantasy lost a lot when they installed cameras in the parking lot after the last big renovation a few years ago. I never went back, as it scares me to have a film of me driving in, getting out of car and leaving all with time stamps attached.

[Easy Going]

I used to love Fantasy. Some girls were better than others, but they were always, every time, very good. Enthusiastic and capable, all the time.

I even balled two without condoms. And "Tall Su-Ji" used to suck me bareback until my juice flowed, then she'd slip it out and I'd get a mess on my belly, which she happily cleaned up.

Over the last two years, I think Fantasy has slipped big time. The girls are too rushed and the enthusiasm has disappeared. Last time I even complained to the girl, "You're rushing me!". She just laughed and kept going. I understand the end of bareback, but the rush jobs are such a drag.

Maybe it's just me. The mamasan is the same. I don't understand what has happened.

I'd be interested in opinions from other Fantasy regulars. And, if you think Fantasy has slipped, have you tried somewhere else and found anything better?

[Carl White]

I highly recommend Rosie. She is a Dominican former Teddies girl.

Great service and no haggle.

You'll have to approach her. She's not aggressive.

Carl

[Carl White]

IMO PM has more and better looking girls but you get more mileage at BC.

I had 2 great 40 FS dances with Lilly at BC and when I saw her at PM I got a 60 BJ with bad attitude in a room with bright lights.

YMMV but I'm going to BC first.

[MHO]

Went Tonight and found that it was not that busy. Got Miko, average looking with decent implants (prefer natural even if they are small). Saw Jenny downstairs and got a kiss, she looked even better with her hair up and I wished I called ahead for her. In this for variety anyways, so on to the session. Poor table shower with no playfullness, then on to the room and right to the action. WTF, no massage or touching. The place was not busy so I really wanted a little more than just to jump into action. The whole thing that drew me to the better AMPs was the service, that you could get a quality hour of total relaxtion.
In general, the session did the trick but did leave me feeling a little let down. Hey, YMMV given another day. Maybe Miko is the best damn AMP girl ever but just not tonight.

[Darkmax99]

Ok gentleman, this shall be a mid-sized report I suppose so bare with me. I'll start with my visit to Bishop's Corner:

*PLEASE GIVE BC a chance fellas, it's not a big place but you can always unearth a gem at discounted prices.* Aint nothing wrong with going to a hood spot, once upon a time PM was looked upon like such. The comparisons are kinda like Teddies - Microsoft, PM - Apple, BC - Linux. Or if you prefer
Teddies -> Lamborghini Murcielago, Keystone -> Lamborghini Gallardo,
Pleasant Moments -> BMW 3 Series, Bishop's Corner -> Saab 9-3 "quirky, yet luxury to be found" and George's Cafe "1997 Toyota Corolla/Honda Civic" -The rat mobile of the strip clubs.

Initially, I had intended to go to PM however, this was early in the day today. I'm talking like when places open at noon. I was so early, I saw the owner crossing the street as he was opening up, said my hi, gave him a pound and went on my merry way to Bishops *pitstop to eat to kill some time, figuring girls might not be in yet* So I get to bishops at 1pm. To my surprise, there were about 12-16 girls working at the time. Now when you factor in fuglies, there were 8-10 acceptable girls working. There were 3 black chics, two of them were really good looking *other was a fugly*, a ton of hispanic girls *some of them keystone talents* and a bunch of over the hill grandma white chics, with the 1 young skinny as hell, needs to put 150lbs to her frame white girl:

*yall know who I'm talking about, there's 1 at bc and 1 at pm, different girls, but the ones you normally want to stay away from. Now, now I know some of yall do take those nasty chics to the backroom areas but Imma leave yall alone on that, to each his own, me I personally dont prefer skeleton females.*

Ok back to the report, so I end up going with my black girl jump off. I had to fend off the fugly girl, her body was aight until I saw her face, omg. So after some chit-chat which I shall discuss later on, we head off to back area for .50 which is my usual price. So I get my money's worth, was back there for quite some time, I'm generally liked by most of the females do to my youth and what not. So after that, got my cleanup and away I go.


Now for the goodnews/badnews:
Teddies and Keystone WILL be reopening soon. However, Keystone is going to be turned into a JuiceBar and Teddies will have HEAVY and I mean HEAVY surveillance cameras installed and what not. In otherwords, PM and BC will be our only safeheavens for now.

Another Note:
Did you know that some of these girls have butt implants, I didn't even know they existed. Lol, this one girl, her butt is so big but it like neva moves and after I got to cop a feel today *hispanic chica* it made sense, I could actually feel it. So me I'm an all natural type guy so I dunno, just giving yall a headz up and wondering if anyone has stumbled across this as well?
Happy Mongering Holidays to all.

[Liba4]

Went to PM yesterday from 3-4 pm. Yuck. Lots of played, cellulite-encrusted asses, with the exception of one Dominicana with a big, firm ass and decent jugs.

Wanted to see her in the back but a big black dude grabbed her before me. I waited for about 15 minutes but didn't want seconds after that - she must have been inside out by then .

Very disappointing experience - but like most of you - I will nonetheless be back.

[Tom Dalay]

Well, I am finally going to visit PM. I have to go visit an old relative in Stratord. Can anyone give me directions from Rt 8 and 95 intersection please? What is the earliest that there is nice action there?

Thanks fellas

[Darkmax99]

I've been MIA for last couple of weeks but I shall make an appearance tomorrow just to check the talent out and see what you other fellow mongers are up to. I think I'll just stick to dollar bills and a few drinks on this trip. If any plan to be there tomorrow, PM me and let me know. Uno

[Doh Man]

The party during the day at least was nothing special. alot of fat latinas and two nice one Stephanie, who gives an amazing pse in the back, and a brunette with a red outfit on, didn't get a chance to talk to her, but she looked good. The free all day buffet wasn't there and I left about 4 PM.

On the bright side, I did get dessert with Stephanie, and amazing BJ. Real nice she lets you be in control all the way which I like. Other than that pretty dismal.

Who was the blonde latina with the sparkly lipstick? I am still looking for Lisa which is the name she used to go by at Teddies. Also Thalia was there.

[Menage]

I am just curious how the Christmas party at PM was last week? Are there any reports? How crowded was it? Was Tani there?

Thanks

[Bubba261]

Decided to check out PM for the first time since Teddys closed.

The place was packed, but I had no trouble getting a dance from what I thought was the hottest girl in there. I don't remember her name, but she was a fine ass latina with fake blond hair and sparkley pink lips. Other than this girl, the rest seemed a little busted.

So if I make a return trip, what's the best time to go for the best girls?

What time was that "fine ass latina with fake blond hair and sparkley pink lips" there? If she's that good, that would be the best time, I'd imagine.

[SR Only]

So Mr. Wtby, when ya goin' next? I'm thinking Wednesday.

SRO

It seems the me and SRO have something in common,

[SR Only]

Well that narrows it down to every girl in the place (not flaming, just chuckling).

SRO

I don't remember her name, but she was a fine ass latina with fake blond hair and sparkley pink lips.