LA Hostess Clubs

**FlakeUmms** · 10-19-21 03:09

Maybe I blew it but I went to LA Grand this weekend and left without taking anyone for a spin. There were like 15-20 dudes lurking about and mostly terrible sightlines for the girls. Didn't matter much because there were at the most 4 girls sitting on the bench at half an hour til midnight. Could be I timed it wrong but the scene seemed so thirsty and desperate that I bounced to snap a ho up off the gator. Nothing like the fun seedy atmosphere of Club Fantasy a few hours before close on a weekend night. It's a real blow to lose that place for good.

**JackRabbitSlim** · 10-17-21 23:49

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I know I talk a lot of shit. But when it is the truth, is not sentimental. Club Fantasy will be missed.

Yes, it belonged to a bizarre subculture. Mainly for very lonely guys, many of whom enjoyed "dancing" - that was about 65% of the room. The other 35% were us sickos looking to get jacked off by a Latina woman earning money for her family. (So true ... I would say that even the 65% were sickos looking to be jacked off but they wanted the facade of being nice guys) For the 35% it was a cheap thrill ( mmm, not so cheap anymore really... I rarely get outta a club spending less than $200). Fuck, any MP these days, you cannot get a handjob from anything you can check out beforehand for even 100. I think I used to walk out of cf with a load all over my pants and I was less than 60 bucks lighter (That amazes me that you could do that ... the girl usually wants no less than $60 for any kind of action). Plus, the place was a shot unto itself. The guy who ran it (sleepy? ( Andy ran it ... Sleepy was a Manager/Security). The girls who told you stories, and the general star wars mos eisley cantina vibe of the place was unique.

Yes, you knew that the subculture had to die. There was a rumor that the building was going to be redeveloped into a high end pinata store or something. Well, with covid that ain't happening. I have no clue who is going to use that monstrosity on like olive and second by the courthouse. Most people I know are not going back into the office until the booster is administered anally on a daily basis.

But the fact that this covid "nonsense" - and I do not mean it is a scamdemic, but just the total overreaction to it. Killed off club fantasy is a shame.

The memories remain, but the culture is dying. I have been to LA grand and it is for assholes who order too much at a McDonalds drive thru and ruin the flow, and for that I say fuck covid.

Yes covid closed it down, but my understanding is that it is closed is because the owner is just tired of running the club and the city of LA will not allow them to sell the license. So bye bye CF.

**JackRabbitSlim** · 10-17-21 23:31

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

" Big tits and big fake ass. She did not disappoint." Prices have went up obviously but with options limited, enjoy this place while you still can. Who knows how long it will be open.

I bet some of you thought I was lying to him, but I would never steer you wrong (LOL).

**Leche** · 10-15-21 01:38

There is always the higher class Club Starlight, with Louise.

Got lucky a few times there.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I know I talk a lot of shit. But when it is the truth, is not sentimental. Club Fantasy will be missed.

Yes, it belonged to a bizarre subculture. Mainly for very lonely guys, many of whom enjoyed "dancing" - that was about 65% of the room. The other 35% were us sickos looking to get jacked off by a Latina woman earning money for her family. For the 35% it was a cheap thrill. Fuck, any MP these days, you cannot get a handjob from anything you can check out beforehand for even 100. I think I used to walk out of cf with a load all over my pants and I was less than 60 bucks lighter. Plus, the place was a shot unto itself. The guy who ran it (sleepy? The girls who told you stories, and the general star wars mos eisley cantina vibe of the place was unique.

Yes, you knew that the subculture had to die. There was a rumor that the building was going to be redeveloped into a high end pinata store or something. Well, with covid that ain't happening. I have no clue who is going to use that monstrosity on like olive and second by the courthouse. Most people I know are not going back into the office until the booster is administered anally on a daily basis.

But the fact that this covid "nonsense" - and I do not mean it is a scamdemic, but just the total overreaction to it. Killed off club fantasy is a shame.

The memories remain, but the culture is dying. I have been to LA grand and it is for assholes who order too much at a McDonalds drive thru and ruin the flow, and for that I say fuck covid.

**PriscillaM** · 10-14-21 15:14

I know I talk a lot of shit. But when it is the truth, is not sentimental. Club Fantasy will be missed.

Yes, it belonged to a bizarre subculture. Mainly for very lonely guys, many of whom enjoyed "dancing" - that was about 65% of the room. The other 35% were us sickos looking to get jacked off by a Latina woman earning money for her family. For the 35% it was a cheap thrill. Fuck, any MP these days, you cannot get a handjob from anything you can check out beforehand for even 100. I think I used to walk out of cf with a load all over my pants and I was less than 60 bucks lighter. Plus, the place was a shot unto itself. The guy who ran it (sleepy? The girls who told you stories, and the general star wars mos eisley cantina vibe of the place was unique.

Yes, you knew that the subculture had to die. There was a rumor that the building was going to be redeveloped into a high end pinata store or something. Well, with covid that ain't happening. I have no clue who is going to use that monstrosity on like olive and second by the courthouse. Most people I know are not going back into the office until the booster is administered anally on a daily basis.

But the fact that this covid "nonsense" - and I do not mean it is a scamdemic, but just the total overreaction to it. Killed off club fantasy is a shame.

The memories remain, but the culture is dying. I have been to LA grand and it is for assholes who order too much at a McDonalds drive thru and ruin the flow, and for that I say fuck covid.

**Illini333** · 10-09-21 14:34

Arrived in LA to sadly discover that Fantasy is officially closed. The sign was gone and doors locked. Always had a good time there and was my go to place after Las Palmas closed. With the only options being Starlight and LA Grand, I wisely decided to go to LA Grand. Was pleasantly surprised to see that it still lives up to its nickname as LA GRIND. Got Lillia. Big tits and big fake ass. She did not disappoint. Prices have went up obviously but with options limited, enjoy this place while you still can. Who knows how long it will be open.

**Bobby4567** · 10-07-21 16:59

What are the best of these types of clubs? Are they all downtown? How old are most of the hostesses?

Thanks.

**Livinitup** · 10-05-21 01:09

Originally Posted by WhoreMaster91 [View Original Post]

I did go to Grand but I didn't choose a girl because I don't know which one offers all the touching and Handjob Any help with that?

So many questions and never a solid review makes me wonder.

**Bobby4567** · 10-04-21 01:21

What are the best of these types of clubs? Are they all downtown? How old are most of the hostesses?

Thanks.

**JackRabbitSlim** · 09-15-21 20:57

Originally Posted by WhoreMaster91 [View Original Post]

I did go to Grand but I didn't choose a girl because I don't know which one offers all the touching and Handjob Any help with that?

Look for the girl with the biggest fake butt and the biggest fake boobs, and she will do, and let you do, whatever you want!

**WhoreMaster 91** · 09-09-21 04:40

Originally Posted by JackRabbitSlim [View Original Post]

Well, I guess Covid won't stop us, but not having a Covid vax card will (LOL) . Maybe you should try LA Grand. I haven't been asked for my Covid card there yet. Good luck.

I did go to Grand but I didn't choose a girl because I don't know which one offers all the touching and Handjob Any help with that?

**JackRabbitSlim** · 09-06-21 16:28

Originally Posted by WhoreMaster91 [View Original Post]

Went to starlight was denied Admission because I didn't have a covid 19 vac card!

Well, I guess Covid won't stop us, but not having a Covid vax card will (LOL) . Maybe you should try LA Grand. I haven't been asked for my Covid card there yet. Good luck.

**WhoreMaster 91** · 09-03-21 17:16

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

If you are going for a handjob to these places, take my wardrobe advice.

Find old slacks, trousers, dungarees, jeans, pants, etc. You cannot wear sweatpants to these places.

Cut a hold in the cock area and test that you are able to take your cock out through the hole.

Find undies, boxers, briefs, etc, the same color as said pants.

Wear a long sweater that covers your genital area.

Get in and go to the shitter. Wear two masks and do not touch any surface.

Take the unties off, I guess throw them away or shove them in a pocket.

Go on the dance floor and pick a girl who is known to do handies.

Then, you can go to the couches and pull out your cock.

Went to starlight was denied Admission because I didn't have a covid 19 vac card!

**WhoreMaster 91** · 08-19-21 05:02

Originally Posted by JackRabbitSlim [View Original Post]

Just like Fantasy.

Any good news so far as getting a nice handjob in either Starlight or Grand since they opened??

**FirstClass1** · 08-11-21 21:59

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

If you are going for a handjob to these places, take my wardrobe advice.

Find old slacks, trousers, dungarees, jeans, pants, etc. You cannot wear sweatpants to these places.

Cut a hold in the cock area and test that you are able to take your cock out through the hole.

Find undies, boxers, briefs, etc, the same color as said pants.

Wear a long sweater that covers your genital area.

Get in and go to the shitter. Wear two masks and do not touch any surface.

Take the unties off, I guess throw them away or shove them in a pocket.

Go on the dance floor and pick a girl who is known to do handies.

Then, you can go to the couches and pull out your cock.

Don't forget to stand six feet apart.