Massage Parlor Reports

[Pau Ford]

Anyone looked at rubm*P.S.? The number of reviews tells me there's something to be had here, buy I don't pay for that site. Allie sure looks cute. $99 door could be a good price if the service follow standard tips. Great way to enjoy a pre-post Cubs game thinking of the hotties at the ballpark.

All the rubmaps reviews were negative, no extras to be had. There was 2 reviews (maybe written by the same monger if I'm not mistaken) that cited extras from the same girl. But I found that to be suspicious and likely someone trying to steer business to her based on false hopes.

I could be wrong. But had been there 4 times myself and shot down every time so I'm skeptical.

[FrankyCando]

Yeah, I went there last Wednesday. Well first I called a few Sundays ago to see if they were opened, the person who picked up said that they were closed Sunday and to come in Monday. So when I went on Wednesday the open sign was on and both doors were locked. Right after I got there 2 other mongers came and tried the door with the same results. They both hung around the front door waiting for signs of life. I went and sat at the bus stop for about twenty minutes and called a 3 times. Finally on the third call got an answer and they said that they would be open on Monday. Came back Monday and it was more of the same.

I pass by it a few times a day, I live very close to it. Last week korean guy cutting lumber up. Open sign on but doors locked lately.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Anyone looked at rubm*P.S.? The number of reviews tells me there's something to be had here, buy I don't pay for that site. Allie sure looks cute. $99 door could be a good price if the service follow standard tips. Great way to enjoy a pre-post Cubs game thinking of the hotties at the ballpark.

Just went there today at 10 PM (yeah, I'm not the brightest).

The doors were indeed locked, had to text a few times and wait for 5 minutes before someone opened it.

I read some reviews here so I wasnt hoping to get anything ext
Cindy was the girl, absolutely adorable, pale skin with blue eyes.

Her voice is very soft, she has a cute accent and it goes well with her shy personality.

She was wearing a black dress the entire time.

She washed my whole body then rinsed and proceeded to give me a very good massage.

Flipped, got cleaned up again. She only touched my parts with the sponge, no hand contact at all.

I enjoyed her conversation, and once I noticed it would be over I decided to ask if there were extras, which she politely declined.

I got dressed and went back to the reception to pay. This time there were 2 other girls there, it is worth mentioning all 3 of them are gorgeous.

From the pictures on their websites, I think that was Kayla and definitely Allie.

I walk down the stairs just to find that the front door is locked. Allie noticed this and hopped down the stairs on her extra short dress. I could see her blue thong and bouncing boobs as she made her way downstairs.

As she was opening the door I peeked at her ass, her dress was a little see-thru and I could see her thong perfectly.

I am puzzled by this place, I had every reason to belive this is a legit place, but now Allie has me thinking there could be extras on the menu.

Either way, I would come back if I had the money to spare, it is a nice different experience.

[Amping Around]

I met him once way back when she first started out. She had me booked but also had another guy before me but he showed up late. So she had me come in and intro'd me to him and asked that I hang around in the family room. We watched FoxNews while he picked my brain trying to figure out if I was a Rep. Or Dem. All I mostly remember was that the TV was so loud that I couldn't even hear what he was saying to me. Awkward and weird. Maybe he's partly deaf. Idk.

A while later another monger from here posted that hubby had a very interesting past. I admit most of us probably have some skeletons in our closet but this was something no guy would want. How he discovered this about him still baffles me.

And speaking of pasts she told me that she used to be a doctor before she came here. She must've been a chiropractor because one time I showed up there with really bad back pain. I could barely get onto the table. She asked me where it hurt, I showed her my lower back. She worked the area with her fingers and after about 5 or 10 minutes she said "You ok now. Sit up. " And she was right. The pain was 80% gone. I couldn't believe it. I left with a smile on my face but for a different reason this time. And a little side note to this is after that I always found it hot to know that I was doing a doctor.

And this. That HUGE wedding picture of the two of them hanging on the wall at the top of the stairs. She looks good in it! Not anything like she looks now. LOL.

I always had a good experience in Round Lake. It did seem strange that the husband was home at the time, but she is a friendly sort. I never met him, but do remember hearing about his past. When I would go there, I always asked about her son who was still in China. She did give a good massage.

[DMichaels69]

Great report. There is no excuse for a place being dirty, just plain laziness.

Its been a couple of years since I've been to this place, but it has been discussed on the board a bit recently and it got me thinking about trying it again. I wish I hadn't.

From the moment I walked in I regretted going. I had forgotten how dingy and dirty this place is on the inside.

I was greeted by the MT who was in her 40's. She didn't look too bad, and was probably pretty good looking in her 20's, but now she just looked kind of haggard. I paid $75 for the hour. I did see one other girl, who was probably closer to her 20's, and she looked pretty good. Luck of the draw (or lack thereof), I guess.

Someone mentioned the table shower here a few days ago, so I asked as well. Big mistake. I felt like I needed a shower to clean myself after touching that thing. Also, at a place like this, you don't really need to do anything to show what your intentions are. Everyone knows why you're there. Still though, it was a pretty decent feel up. I might have enjoyed it if the room wasn't so gross.

The massage itself was done in the same room as the table shower, despite all the water and humidity. The MT had pretty terrible skills. Even on the AMP scale. A lot of the massage just plain hurt. And not in a good way. The whole time I was counting down the minutes until I could get out of there. Of course, this would be the one instance where I wouldn't get shorted on time!

There was a fair bit of teasing throughout the massage, and on the flip she got the job done very well. Standard service for standard tip. No discussions about anything, which was nice. In the past I've found this place to be a bit expensive in terms of requested tip, but not this time.

For those of you interested, I believe there is a fairly wide menu here. Though I've never tried any of their other services and can't review them. Regardless of what you want, I really would recommend going somewhere else. S&L, also in the south loop, is 100% better (even if they're expensive and will short you on time, they are at least clean).

[Member #6027]

Its been a couple of years since I've been to this place, but it has been discussed on the board a bit recently and it got me thinking about trying it again. I wish I hadn't.

From the moment I walked in I regretted going. I had forgotten how dingy and dirty this place is on the inside.

I was greeted by the MT who was in her 40's. She didn't look too bad, and was probably pretty good looking in her 20's, but now she just looked kind of haggard. I paid $75 for the hour. I did see one other girl, who was probably closer to her 20's, and she looked pretty good. Luck of the draw (or lack thereof), I guess.

Someone mentioned the table shower here a few days ago, so I asked as well. Big mistake. I felt like I needed a shower to clean myself after touching that thing. Also, at a place like this, you don't really need to do anything to show what your intentions are. Everyone knows why you're there. Still though, it was a pretty decent feel up. I might have enjoyed it if the room wasn't so gross.

The massage itself was done in the same room as the table shower, despite all the water and humidity. The MT had pretty terrible skills. Even on the AMP scale. A lot of the massage just plain hurt. And not in a good way. The whole time I was counting down the minutes until I could get out of there. Of course, this would be the one instance where I wouldn't get shorted on time!

There was a fair bit of teasing throughout the massage, and on the flip she got the job done very well. Standard service for standard tip. No discussions about anything, which was nice. In the past I've found this place to be a bit expensive in terms of requested tip, but not this time.

For those of you interested, I believe there is a fairly wide menu here. Though I've never tried any of their other services and can't review them. Regardless of what you want, I really would recommend going somewhere else. S&L, also in the south loop, is 100% better (even if they're expensive and will short you on time, they are at least clean).

[Bob521]

I'll check them out. I'm thinking a combination of using our own (free-version) of a wix.com website, along with social media and targeted ads might work. I do recommend Wix.com in general as it has nice tools and is pretty intuitive.

Bob.

There will not be a replacement to the backpage for a while, especially with all of the competing backpage like sites looking to become the new #1 so far the sites below are what I check out on occasion.

https://chicago.adlist24.com/

https://chicago.rubratings.com/?layout=list

https://www.yesbackpage.com/105-Chicago/

https://www.ibackpage.com/backpage-chicago/

https://harlothub.nl/united-states/illinois/chicago/

[DMichaels69]

They have you guys chasing your tails here.

Yeah, I went there last Wednesday. Well first I called a few Sundays ago to see if they were opened, the person who picked up said that they were closed Sunday and to come in Monday. So when I went on Wednesday the open sign was on and both doors were locked. Right after I got there 2 other mongers came and tried the door with the same results. They both hung around the front door waiting for signs of life. I went and sat at the bus stop for about twenty minutes and called a 3 times. Finally on the third call got an answer and they said that they would be open on Monday. Came back Monday and it was more of the same.

[Starks]

I'm convinced they've closed again, the open light is on 24/7. I've tried at least 6 times to get in there and every time the doors are locked, have also called as well. Oh well at least Pink Spa is in the area as well.

Yeah, I went there last Wednesday. Well first I called a few Sundays ago to see if they were opened, the person who picked up said that they were closed Sunday and to come in Monday. So when I went on Wednesday the open sign was on and both doors were locked. Right after I got there 2 other mongers came and tried the door with the same results. They both hung around the front door waiting for signs of life. I went and sat at the bus stop for about twenty minutes and called a 3 times. Finally on the third call got an answer and they said that they would be open on Monday. Came back Monday and it was more of the same.

[MikePatel2015]

On web, it shows many girls giving a massage at this place. I tried to search on this forum but could not get much info.

Anyone have visited recently?

Thanks in advance.

[GentleBen1]

FS on the floor next to the massage table a few times. On the table a few times. One time she had stomach distress and was farting her ass off. I powered through, but it was not so much fun. It was a few years ago, long before I met Mei.

I saw her a year a so ago.

Probably close to 60 now.

Her husband she told me is ill, dementia.

Sad to hear, nice lady.

[Angai]

This one looks like the old Backpage. Maybe I'll try them. I'm looking to place ads somewhere to replace CL. I'm in Yelp and will add Google and FB. But if anybody has suggestions for decent places to advertise legit stores, please suggest them. Thanks so much.

BOB.

There will not be a replacement to the backpage for a while, especially with all of the competing backpage like sites looking to become the new #1 so far the sites below are what I check out on occasion.

https://chicago.adlist24.com/

https://chicago.rubratings.com/?layout=list

https://www.yesbackpage.com/105-Chicago/

https://www.ibackpage.com/backpage-chicago/

https://harlothub.nl/united-states/illinois/chicago/

[Walker333]

What's "SUPER" expensive? Price? Menu?

He wrote "double what you'd pay another provider.” That explains, I believe.

[Pilatus51]

Hope some of the girls don't quit over this event, but I wouldn't blame them. I always wondered that the front doors were unlocked. I'm sure that policy will change now, if it hasn't already.

Today's violent crime-laced world creates "damned if you do, damned if you don't" choices for MPs. Locked front doors on spa often translates badly in LEO language. It's code for illicit activity going on inside. Ironically, the unlocked or open-door policy inspired actually increases the vulnerability of the business and patrons to physical violence, robbery, etc. Not good.

[WoodWorker9]

Went to Tao a few weeks ago and finally found a young girl she says she's 20, probably 25, but still about 100 years younger than most AMP grandmas.

Name is Amy.

Very pretty, great body, SUPER expensive. Like double what you'd pay another provider.

But for those of us who don't mind paying for quality, worth it.

Massage sucked but who cares.

What's "SUPER" expensive? Price? Menu?