Massage Parlor Reports

**SouthSonny** · 01-01-24 17:51

Hi,

I have a work trip coming up in next couple of weeks in Chicago. I am more of a massage guy and no interested in FS. I am looking at the posts and figured either TS, KS or 819 S would meet my needs. All of these three places seems to run by the same folks and each place has a different phone number. Their social media accounts also seem to mention PDC and it has its own number. What is the difference between these 4 places? Their rates also seem to vary between regular and Dongguan? What is the difference between regular and Dongguan? Do I need to follow their accounts to see who is available on that particular and reach out to those specific numbers listed?

Is there any screening involved? If so, what kind?

Any help is appreciated and I can reciprocate if you are ever in KY or South of OH.

Also, I was talking to Sabrina on rubratings. I couldn't find on her in the forum.

Thanks.

**Rnorton217** · 01-01-24 13:26

I was in Chicago for a couple days last week and decided to check out pink. Her pics are on their Twitter as well as now PD website. I had seen some favorable reviews regarding her appearance. She is NOT the girl in the pics. If she is then she used the edit filter on her face at least 100 times. She doesn't look bad but she's definitely late 30's. She does have real big breasts and they do clap when she's on top. I texted and they said not busy. Of course they lied. I was out in the cold waiting for them to open the door forever. Well they were indeed busy. She makes me wait in a room as I hear someone else pounding her nonstop LOL. Then she comes out and tells me it's my turn. Right off the bat the wants the premium three hundred benjis. She looked used and abused with some acne onnnher right cheek. I almost wanted to leave at that point but she took off her shit and her body does look real.

Nice. I will say she doesn't trim down there so it looked like she was wearing a wig on it haha. She did a hard sloppy blojb for about 45 seconds that got me going. After that I pounded her in missionary doggy and finished with her on top. Pretty standard service and I wish I had gone to PD instead. I would not recommend her unless you are spending the full premium. Even then I'd go early before she's Extra used and tired. I'll post this on PD as I see she's in room 3 now as well.

**OF Charlie** · 01-01-24 00:29

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Saw on their X account that they are running a new year day promotion for all 3 locations. One day only on New Year's Day. It's only $30 off, but hey that pays for gas money and a combo lunch meal haha.

The only requirement is that you must be a follower of their X account, but I think that is a fair ask.

https://twitter.com/Pearlangelschi

Noticed that new lineup for all 3 locations have been posted. Be curious to see how many guys take advantage of the promotion. Too bad I can't go tomorrow. That one girl with a video would have been my pick as she is totally my type, plus there is a video of her. Oh, well. I guess I will just have to pay the normal rate at a later time.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 12-31-23 23:13

Orange, Lucy.

Amazingly cute, natural beauty. Perfect natural Bs. Looks alone, this girl is top tier IMO. Looks to me like 21-22, so based on that, she's probably no older than 27-28. I think I'm in for a treat. But she is another one of these Rules, Rules girls. I go to put a hand on her, she pulls away. She tells me to lay down. She does the spray with alcohol thing. No sweat. But she repeats it three times. She then bundles my junior in swaddling clothes of paper towel soaked in alcohol. I had just showered (like immediately before), so she wasn't cleaning me up. After a minute I took the paper towels off and she made it clear the towels were to stay ON. She then wiped down the middle third of my torso. It was almost ritualistic.

When she finished I sat up to try to put a hand on her. She tells me lay back down. OK. She starts to put a cover on. Now at this point, she has done nothing at all other than douse me in alcohol. So there's nothing to put the cover on yet. I ask what she's doing. She says "I kiss. " Ok, I say but say wait until I'm ready. Like, let me put a hand on your shoulder or say something nice. I'm not saying I need chocolates and romance but this felt like I was at the doctor. She starts asking "what is matter?" and so I say take it easy. I guide her hand toward me and she pulls away and gets a paper towel. She dabs the tip because "too much water. " LOL sure. Then she proceeds to give me one of those miserable finger / thumb jobs like she has zero idea how dicks work. She talks me into letting her put the cover on totally soft. She gets me going and I feel like we have recovered. She hops up on the table and is a gorgeous sight. Hooray! Then down to business. Is ok, again lots of rules, everything off limits.

Now, time once again for me to do the thing where I ***** about how the ice-cold treatment on the front of the transaction makes the whole thing a total slog. After a few minutes she starts doing the noises and the grabbing nipples quickly routing (this is an epidemic). And the "you come baby. " Similar to my last report, I ask her to chill out with that. There was plenty of time on clock. Like the last report, It's like a nervous twitch or something. She doesn't stop with the hurry up and basically ruins it for me. She cuts me off, says she will finish me manual. So she does.

Very cute, bordering hot, honestly amazing tits. More rules than any girl I have EVER encountered. If you go in very worked up rocking a half-mast, you're all set. If you want the girl to warm you up a little, you are on your own.

**OrdLover** · 12-31-23 19:55

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Two reviews of lotus and two Lulus.

First time: arrived and there was some confusion about who Lulu was. I had contacted to see if Lulu was available and received go ahead. Stood in the main room looking at two women, both dodging questions about who Lulu was. One woman was busy and wanted me to go with the other, taller, woman. OK I say, but feel annoyed by the bait and switch. The taller woman is attractive but not as Lulu was described. Well-dressed, like going out for dinner dressed. Took guidance well and was soft and easy-going, gentle and relaxed. Was surprisingly tight. Like, damn, OK. I won't go into the play by play but I left with a nice warm glow and a desire to visit again. Very positive experience, sweet girl. Asked what her name was on the way out. She told me Lulu. I was surprised. She held up two fingers. 'Lulu / Cindy two names'.

Second time: I contacted and asked for 'lulu cindy tall girl' and asked if available. Told yes so I head in. Short girl answers door. She takes me in. I ask about the other one. She starts with the You don't like me? What's wrong with me? Routine. Annoying. I explained that I was told tall girl was available. Sleeping now, I was told. What's wrong with me? She starts sticking her tongue out and wiggling her ass and going for the hard sell. I realize this is the same one from prior visit who pushed me to take tall girl. I'm on the fence and ready to walk and she puts my hands on her tits. Natural. I ask her name. Lulu she says. JFC. OK, fuck it. So we get into it and she starts doing this amazing, slow, sensual thing with her hands all over, really taking her time and making me.

Feel amazing. Everything is great and slow but her phone is blowing up. Ring tone is set to siren volume. She declines two calls. She takes the third. On speaker.

One of you, looking for Lulu also. I'm guessing you haven't been before because you were asking all of the feel-out questions. But I'm sitting there, Lulu has a phone in one hand and me in the other.

So you do the "on my way" thing and now short Lulu has to get me the fuck out of there before Tall Lulu wakes up. So she starts in with the bullshit. From here on out, all rushed, hurry up come come, etc. She Starts slapping me lightly on the ass in a Hurry Up way, and fast grabby shit all over my nipples. Then she starts sticking her tongue out, not in a sensual way, but like she is having a medical issue. Seriously annoying. I tell her to stop. She keeps doing it. "Ok come on, OK. " The total opposite of what made the first 10 minutes so great. All to try in a counterproductive way to get me out the door. Since she can't control her hands, I flip her. That got the job done.

Tall girl Lulu Xindy is a sweetheart. Short girl lulu is can be OK but is a pain. Does not understand the idea of how to build repeats or, for that matter, how to effectively get the job done in a hurry. And remember: next time you call you might be on speaker phone. Ha.

That because that was all a fake review from pps. There was no Lulu. The tall girl is Cindy. And the short one is Lala. This was a papasan place for ages. But your review is spot on the two girls.

**SideTalker** · 12-31-23 16:08

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

7009 is a PPS joint. Checked it out early on and he had Cindy there at the time. She rotates his locations and is usually his opening day pitcher as she's a pro. Great head game. No idea the current lineup, haven't been since.

7460, I had left a review on 3-4 months ago. This is what I wrote at the time;.

"I have been once. Actually visited twice, first time just to scope it out and the second for a 30 min visit. Average, middle age providers that will get the job done. Pretty average so only worth a visit if the location is convenient. I went to scope it out on a Friday and a provider came out with a short frilly skirt and tight top, slightly above average body and giving looks like she was willing to play. Probably early-mid 40's. I couldn't stay and didn't make it back later that day so decided to try the following day. It was a different provider, average body though fit for her age, 50's, in jean shorts. Got L1. The other girl may be up for more, just based on looks. ".

Thanks again for the info, had the opportunity to visit 7460, also had the jeans short provider. L1 was available but got the impression nothing more. On the plus side parking is easy and tip wasnt discussed, but as you said, experience was just unremarkable. She used a lot of oil. May repeat when in the area and will check out 7009 soon. 70 plus 50. Oh and the room only had a sliding door divider.

Happy new year everyone.

**DMichaels69** · 12-31-23 16:01

Influx of this it seems lately, LOL.

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

Good catch. I thought that the "on point" thing was a little suspicious, but maybe he's a jet-setter.

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Your last post was a week ago in Bowling Green, Kentucky and now you're back up here in Chicago?! Good man driving (flying?) between locations just to provide us reviews! I'm sure your review is accurate and I'll be sure to check it out!! Hahaha!

**Fit312** · 12-31-23 15:43

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Your last post was a week ago in Bowling Green, Kentucky and now you're back up here in Chicago?! Good man driving (flying?) between locations just to provide us reviews! I'm sure your review is accurate and I'll be sure to check it out!! Hahaha!

Good catch. I thought that the "on point" thing was a little suspicious, but maybe he's a jet-setter.

**SpaGuy21** · 12-31-23 15:27

Originally Posted by AylaBanger [View Original Post]

KK on and Laramie treated me well some time back and watned to give them another shot since I was just a couple min away currently. When I came in I had to wait a bit. Maybe I should have made the appointment before hand.

Your last post was a week ago in Bowling Green, Kentucky and now you're back up here in Chicago?! Good man driving (flying?) between locations just to provide us reviews! I'm sure your review is accurate and I'll be sure to check it out!! Hahaha!

**GoHomeSmiling** · 12-31-23 14:20

Two reviews of lotus and two Lulus.

First time: arrived and there was some confusion about who Lulu was. I had contacted to see if Lulu was available and received go ahead. Stood in the main room looking at two women, both dodging questions about who Lulu was. One woman was busy and wanted me to go with the other, taller, woman. OK I say, but feel annoyed by the bait and switch. The taller woman is attractive but not as Lulu was described. Well-dressed, like going out for dinner dressed. Took guidance well and was soft and easy-going, gentle and relaxed. Was surprisingly tight. Like, damn, OK. I won't go into the play by play but I left with a nice warm glow and a desire to visit again. Very positive experience, sweet girl. Asked what her name was on the way out. She told me Lulu. I was surprised. She held up two fingers. 'Lulu / Cindy two names'.

Second time: I contacted and asked for 'lulu cindy tall girl' and asked if available. Told yes so I head in. Short girl answers door. She takes me in. I ask about the other one. She starts with the You don't like me? What's wrong with me? Routine. Annoying. I explained that I was told tall girl was available. Sleeping now, I was told. What's wrong with me? She starts sticking her tongue out and wiggling her ass and going for the hard sell. I realize this is the same one from prior visit who pushed me to take tall girl. I'm on the fence and ready to walk and she puts my hands on her tits. Natural. I ask her name. Lulu she says. JFC. OK, fuck it. So we get into it and she starts doing this amazing, slow, sensual thing with her hands all over, really taking her time and making me.

Feel amazing. Everything is great and slow but her phone is blowing up. Ring tone is set to siren volume. She declines two calls. She takes the third. On speaker.

One of you, looking for Lulu also. I'm guessing you haven't been before because you were asking all of the feel-out questions. But I'm sitting there, Lulu has a phone in one hand and me in the other.

So you do the "on my way" thing and now short Lulu has to get me the fuck out of there before Tall Lulu wakes up. So she starts in with the bullshit. From here on out, all rushed, hurry up come come, etc. She Starts slapping me lightly on the ass in a Hurry Up way, and fast grabby shit all over my nipples. Then she starts sticking her tongue out, not in a sensual way, but like she is having a medical issue. Seriously annoying. I tell her to stop. She keeps doing it. "Ok come on, OK. " The total opposite of what made the first 10 minutes so great. All to try in a counterproductive way to get me out the door. Since she can't control her hands, I flip her. That got the job done.

Tall girl Lulu Xindy is a sweetheart. Short girl lulu is can be OK but is a pain. Does not understand the idea of how to build repeats or, for that matter, how to effectively get the job done in a hurry. And remember: next time you call you might be on speaker phone. Ha.

**ReallyNotSayin** · 12-31-23 13:30

She works out of west loop as well as Logan Square. Pics are of a long haired brunette in leather pants (tight body), says she's Spanish / Polish mix and looks like. Thinking TGTBT so looking for some folks with past experience.

https://rubhq.com/ad.php?u=sailormoon11dania-79120651

**Zack Lawrence** · 12-31-23 12:33

Originally Posted by ScansPeak [View Original Post]

Hi, can anyone recommend an ebony masseuse? I'll be visiting and staying in the libertyville area, but would travel for the right lady or ladies, I prefer women in their 30's to50's, but younger is ok too. Thanks.

I too will be visiting soon staying in the Naperville area any options out there? I prefer younger Latina, Asian or black and a walk in place. I'm sure that is hard to find please let me know and if you will be in Boston I can let you know about the places out here.

**HappyGardener** · 12-30-23 20:09

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

This! Exactly! Many a time I have visited and drove right over to Ricobene's afterwards. I was trying to break through with Jenny to no avail but it was an excuse to grab a sandwich afterwards. Hahaha!!

I've often planned a spa adventure with a food discovery adventure.

You owe it to yourself to try Freddie's. I'll often stop there before heading to White Sox Park and then drink a beer and eat my pizza in the parking lot before going in.

They really do give you too much to eat there. And the counter girls are always friendly and nice to an old man.

701 w 31st st.

Freddieson31st.com

**GMoney05** · 12-30-23 20:08

Originally Posted by Ronacin [View Original Post]

Will you PM more info. Location, phone # and how long is she staying on this place.

Thank you in advance.

It's on Milwaukee up north. Google CLC Milwaukee. It's way overpriced and I had A bad experience there. The Mamasan had to come and finish off the Massage. There's $45 options I see that never get covered on here. I had A good massage today at West River Spa on Grand. That's A low key spot that's hardly ever discussed here.

**SpaGuy21** · 12-30-23 19:31

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

I'll stay up on the Nort'West side. Except when I need a breaded steak sandwich.

This! Exactly! Many a time I have visited and drove right over to Ricobene's afterwards. I was trying to break through with Jenny to no avail but it was an excuse to grab a sandwich afterwards. Hahaha!!